This cadre is surprisingly lazy

Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "Ladies, don't listen to the children's angry words. If I were a human trafficker, why would I buy him such an expensive dress?"

"The kid is just angry, don't you think so, miss?" Osamu Dazai winked at the nearest shop assistant.

The clerk blushed: "That's right, sir, you don't look like a bad guy anyway."

She squatted down and smiled at Tiaoye Caiju: "Although the parents are a bit naughty, boys will look good in western clothes."

The other shop assistants echoed: "That's right, it will look good when you wear it."

Tiao Ye Caiju's resistance was completely futile under the suppression of several shop assistants. They worked together to put a lace skirt on Tiao Ye Caiju.

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers: "Come and show me a circle."

Tiaoye Caiju refused to cooperate.

"Do you not like this one?" Osamu Dazai showed a devilish smile, "It's okay, this store has many styles, you can try them one by one."

Although he couldn't see it, Joye Caiju felt that Osamu Dazai's smile would become his nightmare for a long time.

"I'll just change it myself." Tiaoye Caiju squeezed out from the crowd of several shop assistants, and hurriedly took a piece of clothing into the dressing room.

After 10 minutes passed.

A shop assistant kindly reminded: "Should we go in and help the children?"

"It's okay." Osamu Dazai took out a card and threw it at the counter, "Kids don't like western clothes, so they've run away now."

Well, I just don't know what the little dwarf would think if he knew that his card had bought so many dresses?Never mind, just say it was for Alice.By the way, Alice can't fit in such a small skirt, so give it to Saki!

Osamu Dazai picked up a few shopping bags, hummed happily and left.

A worried clerk opened the door of the dressing room, but there was no one there.

……

Tanaka Jiang, who enjoyed Hasebe's meticulous care in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, saw a scene that he will never forget.

"Hasebe, let's go out first." Tanaka Jiang tremblingly issued an order, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

After Hasebe left.

"Pfft." Tanaka Jiang covered his mouth to keep himself from making too much noise, "Is this your new hobby?"

Tiao Yecaiju, who was wearing a lace skirt, had a well on her forehead, and slammed her fist on the table: "If you dare to say it, you will die!"

"You have escaped, and you still dare to come to the headquarters of Hong Kong gangsters, should I say you are brave?" Jiang Tanaka said.

Tiaoye Caiju said with an ugly face: "That person took me around, and now it is rumored that I am your illegitimate child, so I walked in directly."

The corners of Tanaka E's mouth froze slightly. Although he knew that Osamu Dazai would never settle down, this result was still a bit unacceptable.

"I'm only 19 years old, and I can't give birth to a child your age." Tanaka retorted.

Tiaoye Caiju sneered: "Who knows, it's okay, you are extra open?"

Tanaka raised his forehead and remained silent.

"Anyway, the Hound will send new undercover agents over soon, and you can retreat then." Tiaoye Caiju smacked his lips, obviously just letting him sneak into Hong Kong, but actually climbed to such a high position, what is Tanaka Jiang thinking!

Jiang Tanaka said: "It is impossible to leave Hong Kong for the time being. You know what the Rat of the Dead is doing in Yokohama. I have to stay in Hong Kong until I find out who is behind the scenes."

"Tsk." Tiaoye Caiju knew that there was no way to do it, but there was always anger in his heart.

He turned his face away: "You didn't die back then, so tell me anyway!"

"I was going to die, but I was saved by Hong Kong gangsters. I also took the opportunity to join Hong Kong gangsters."

Tiaoye Caiju was even more upset.

Tanaka took out his mobile phone, and there was already a reply: "You are leaving the headquarters of Hong Kong Hei now, and Suehiro will come to pick you up."

After finishing speaking, the phone received another message from Osamu Dazai, titled "Hound's Dress Up Show".Tanaka Jiang could hardly hold back his laughter.

"What's wrong?" Tiaoye Caiju noticed the change and asked.

"It's nothing." Tanaka Jiang tensed his expression, and then sent this video to the hound group, "You should go."

After Tiaoye Caiju left, Jiang Tanaka clicked into the group chat.

[Okura Yeko]: I am actually no match for a man!

[Fukuchi Sakurachi]: Jono has great potential!

[Okura Yeko]: Captain, I would look this cute in a dress.In addition, @医生, send me the address of the dress shop, and I want to buy the same style.

[Doctor]: I'm sorry I don't know for now, but it's better not to let Jono know about this video.

[Sueguang Tiechang]: I found Joye, he seems to be still wearing that skirt.

Su Guang Tieshang sent a photo.Tanaka Jiang took a look, then silently lay down on the table.

This is what Hasebe saw when he came in.

Hasebe rushed over to help Tanaka Jiang: "Master, is something uncomfortable? I'll find you a doctor right away!"

Tanaka raised his hand weakly: "Chang, Hasebe, I can't do it."

"How come! Master, you will be fine!" Hasebe panicked.

Tanaka Jiang said the last sentence: "My stomach hurts from laughing, and I'm about to die."

Hasebe: "..."

It is said that Okura Yeko created a confidential file about the dressing video about Tiao Ye picking chrysanthemums, and stored it in the hound's database.

As for Suguang Tiechang's behavior of selling his teammates, Tiaoye Caiju chased him down for a month.

Withdrew from the group chat, Okura Yeko had a private chat with Tanaka Jiang.

[Okura Yeko]: You have heard about the situation on your side, and then I have something to tell you.

[Doctor]: Is my replacement here?

[Okura Yeko]: He has successfully infiltrated, and he is still your acquaintance.So the current situation is a bit troublesome, in case he admits it wrong.

[Doctor]: I know it?He knows I'm in the hounds?

[Okura Yeko]: I didn't know at first, but I should have guessed after seeing you.

Tanaka Jiang probably knows who it is, but is it really okay to send him?As Mission Impossible, Tanaka Jiang suddenly began to worry about his hostile organization.

Putting this matter aside in advance, Tanaka Jiang's ominous premonition may be coming to him.

In the afternoon, Hasebe took Tanaka Jiang's temperature. Instead of cooling down, it reached forty degrees.

Tanaka Jiang's head was dizzy. He estimated that it should be a viral cold, so he proposed to buy two antiviral oral liquids.It just so happens that the infirmary in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang has them, so just go and get two later.

But Hasebe resolutely objected: "How can this work! You must see a doctor! It is best to have a full body examination!"

"But this is not my body." Tanaka Jiang said weakly.

Hasebe still wants to send him to the hospital: "Anyway, it is the body that the master is using now, so it must be fine no matter what."

Without any explanation, Tanaka Jiang was wrapped tightly by Hasebe and went out.Originally, he wanted to explain that he was actually a doctor himself, but thinking about Hasebe, he wouldn't listen.

If you go to the hospital, just go to the hospital. Anyway, you don’t need an injection. He is a little afraid of sharp things.

"Master, wait here for a while, I'll call a car." Hasebe told Tanaka Jiang solemnly, "Be sure to wait for me to come back, and don't run around."

It feels like being treated like a child by the subordinates.

Tanaka Jiang had no choice but to nod: "I won't run around."

Hasebe left, and Tanaka Jiang sat on the bench alone, wondering if it was because of the fever that his mind was extraordinarily chaotic.

Regarding the past events, the current events are mixed up into a mess, and they are constantly being cut and sorted out.

Suddenly, there was a vague conversation not far away. The content of the conversation was very common, as if it was a conversation between a parent and a child.But one of the voices made Tanaka Jiang's heart skip a beat. This voice was——

Tanaka Jiang hadn't run so fast for a long time, maybe it was because he changed his body, or he was sick, and his body felt very heavy.

But the owner of that voice, Tanaka Jiang, told himself that he couldn't miss it, no matter what.

The person in front didn't realize that someone behind him was chasing him with all his strength. For him, this was just the way to buy snacks for his family detective.

Tanaka Jiang was panting slightly. To be honest, he was a little dizzy. He stumbled and ran a few steps, and finally boldly put his hand on the back of the person he was looking for.

"Ota——" he didn't finish the sentence, because he fell forward because of Tuoli. When he fell down, Tanaka Jiang was still thinking, as expected, Ota still seems to be so tall, but the hair color seems darker, is it dyed?

Maybe it's because he remembered wrongly, after all, he hasn't dreamed about the appearance of people from the previous world for a long time, it's been too long.

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Hasebe, who went back to the agreed place to find Tanaka Jiang, didn't see the master's shadow and suddenly panicked.

"Excuse me, have you ever seen such a tall boy with curly hair?" Tanaka asked a random passerby.

The passerby's complexion was not very good, and he was wearing a plush hat that looked very warm. Hasebe coughed a few times when he asked the question.

"Sorry I didn't see it."

Hasebe was a little disappointed that he didn't get the answer he wanted, but out of morality, he kindly reminded passers-by: "If you are weak, you should go to the hospital."

Tosi smiled and said, "I will go."

It seems to be a perfunctory attitude, but Hasebe has no time to manage passers-by now, and he has to find Tanaka Jiang immediately.

Watching the person leave, Tosi looked at the spot for a long time, not knowing who he was asking: "Is he just a variable?"

A voice in his head answered him: "He is not a variable, but he is related to the variable. Tosi, you should hurry up."

Dostoevsky, leader of the rats in the house of the dead.He had a dream a long time ago, and one day he found someone who could make it come true for him.

The man told him that there is a book in this world, and their long-cherished wish can be realized through this book.

By the way, it is their long-cherished wish.In addition to Tuo Si, there are also travelers from different worlds who want to find a way to succeed because of unwillingness and failure.

And they all joined the rats of the dead house.

"The first phase of the experiment is over, who will be the next one to appear?"

The author has something to say: Ota's voice actor is the same as Kunikida.

今天是520呢，大家节日快乐鸭！感谢在2020-05-1307:45:37~2020-05-1617:13:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 mist;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 2 bottles of meat kangaroos; 1 bottle of steward man's cookies;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!