This cadre is surprisingly lazy

On the way home, Tanaka received a call from Kanae asking him to help bring some curry home.

Tanaka rubbed his belly. Anyway, Kanae didn't know that he got off work early this morning, and wouldn't leave lunch for him. Why don't you go to a nearby shopping mall for something to eat.

Some people in the shopping mall are holding special offers, and interest classes and tutoring classes are discounted by [-]%.

The sales lady saw that Tanaka Jiang had taken a flyer, so she went over to sell it to him eagerly: "Student, our teachers here are all high-achieving students who graduated from Dongdae University, and it only takes one month to make great progress in your studies. "

As the only member of Hong Kong and Black with a high degree of education, Tanaka Jiang patted his chin and returned the flyer to the sales lady: "I have already graduated, so I shouldn't need it."

"Even if you graduated, your younger brothers and sisters haven't graduated, so you can show them!" The sales lady followed Tanaka Jiang persistently.

younger siblings

Although Tanaka Jiang didn't have this thing, but there was indeed one who matched his age, so he stopped in his tracks.

Seeing that the potential customers have loosened up, the sales lady became more enthusiastic, and she stopped calling her a classmate, and changed her name to a more mature one.

"Look, sir, how old are the children in your family? Where do they go to school? What level? We have three different classes here for children of different ages." The sales lady stuffed several leaflets in a row.

While watching, Tanaka Jiang answered the sales lady's question: "Nine years old, in Didan Primary School."

As for what level?Tanaka Jiang thought about the students he had taught so far: "The level is considered average, and some things need to be taught to her several times."

The sales lady smiled like a sunflower, and she kept selling interest classes for the children of social guests to Tanaka Jiang.At the end, I said with emotion: "Children now have to work harder while they are young, and parents can only help them spend some money to prevent them from losing at the starting line, otherwise it will be difficult in the future!"

Tanaka Jiang nodded in agreement, and followed the sales lady to the store to pay the registration fees for three training courses and two interest classes.

After being sent out of the door happily by the sales lady, what Tanaka Jiang saw was Chuya Nakahara with a confused face.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Is it so tiring to be your child?"

"I have no children." Tanaka Jiang blinked, as if nothing had happened.

Zhong also pointed to the two bags of free counseling materials in Tanaka Jiang's hand, with "Don't think about it" written in the left eye and "lie to me" written in the right eye.

Tanaka put two shopping bags in Nakaya's hands and repeated again: "I have no children."

The corner of Chuya's mouth twitched slightly. He just stood aside and listened to the whole process.

Wait, if you go to elementary school, you must be at least six years old. Could it be Tanaka Jiang?

Being looked at with scumbag eyes, Tanaka Jiang explained: "It's not my child."

"Oh." Zhong also replied vaguely, not sure if he believed it or not.

"This is not a place to talk." Jiang Tanaka took this one to the dessert shop where he had originally planned to go for lunch.

Seeing Tanaka Jiang ordering a table of desserts, Nakaya finally couldn't help but ask, "Have you finished eating?"

"I can't finish it." Tanaka Jiang swallowed a mouthful of coffee jelly, inexplicably thinking of a person who likes to eat this thing very much.

"What should I do if I waste it?" Nakaya looked at Tanaka Jiang's dessert and tried to persuade him.

"If I can't finish it, you can eat it, Chuya." Tanaka Jiang said indifferently.

Mr. Hat exploded in an instant: "Ha, why should I help you solve the dessert you haven't finished eating?"

Tanaka Jiang put down the spoon in his hand, with a serious face: "Chuya, have you forgotten why I came here?"

"Why? Isn't it a mission?" Zhong also seemed to think of something, "Could it be"

Tanaka Jiang nodded, lowering his eyebrows and eyes, as if a little lost: "That's right, because your big sister Hongye kicked me out of the house, I am now homeless and can only rely on relatives in Tokyo."

"Sure enough, there are newcomers who forget the old ones, but Chuya, you are indeed more beautiful than me." Tanaka Jiang was wronged, as if he could shed tears at any time.

Zhong Ye was at a loss, and was stunned for a moment: "What are you talking about? New and old!"

"Didn't Sister Hongye say that?" Seeing Tanaka Jiang's uncomfortable look, Nakahara Chuya's words stopped in his throat, "Okay, I get it."

Tanaka Jiang looked like a victim, and said in a melancholy tone, "I also bought these things for the children who take care of my family."

"After all, you should live in someone else's house." Zhong also nodded in agreement, but he didn't expect that he had misunderstood.

Tanaka Jiang took a few sips of the cold drink, seemed to have let go of his mind, and chatted about work: "Last time you and Dazai"

Hearing the name of the mackerel, Nakaya crushed the spoon in his hand, and seeing Tanakae's confused expression, he pretended nothing happened and changed the spoon.

"That bastard Dazai sneaked out, and was called back by the leader yesterday."

"Is that so." Tanaka Jiang asked, "I thought he was here to help you with the task."

Zhong Ye looked disgusted: "Who asked him to help me! He just drugged me last time, so that I can't hear anything."

It turns out that the effective measure to deal with Jono is this!As long as you can't hear it, it's useless to talk about it!

"You don't deal with him too much, that mackerel only thinks about doing bad things every day!" Chuya curled his lips, as if thinking of something disgusting, he even put down the dessert in his hand.

Tanaka Jiang took out the coffee jelly in his hand, and went to get the mousse cake that he had just eaten.

"If you can't eat it, don't eat it." Chuya pressed his hand, frowned, and gave up on himself, "I'll help you out later."

Tanaka Jiang was too embarrassed to bully the honest man, and was about to explain to him when he was interrupted by the guest next to him.

"Sir, your friend is lying to you."

Zhong also turned around with a fierce look: "What are you talking about? How could he lie to me?"

After finishing speaking, he seemed to realize that he had indeed been deceived by Tanaka Jiang.Zhong Ye opened his eyes wide in vain: "You are not lying to me again, are you?"

"Yes." Tanaka Jiang nodded indifferently, and took the mousse cake just now in his hand.

"I bought too many desserts for the little girl at home. It's true that Sister Hongye didn't drive me out. I have a mission in Tokyo." Tanaka Jiang pointed his chin in the direction of the guest next door, "Even children can You are too slow to react, Chuuya."

Speaking of which, the kid next door looked familiar, and Tanaka Jiang tentatively asked, "Kid, do you have a relative named Kudo?"

Six-year-old former high school student detective and famous Detective Conan: "...My name is Edogawa Conan. Although I am a primary school student, I am also a detective."

"Tanaka, you bastard!" Nakaya on the side became furious and wanted to say something, but saw Tanaka Jiang who was eating cake peacefully, and suddenly couldn't speak.

After all, it is true that he stole Miss Hongye's attention.

Pulled Conan, who looked like Kudo Shinichi's relative, over to have dessert together, and by the way, called the waiter to pack a few copies and planned to take them back to Sister Butterfly.

"I know what you're thinking now." Tanaka Jiang bit the spoon and said in a serious tone, "If I guess right, Chuya, please grant me a wish."

Zhong Ye slapped the table: "Why should I bet with you?"

Chuya Nakahara, who has had betting experience with Osamu Dazai and even exported himself, already has PTSD.

"Are you afraid that you will lose?" Jiang Tanaka, who knew Chuya's personality well, used a violent method casually.

"Come as soon as you come, I won't lose." Sure enough, Zhongya couldn't stand the aggressive general, and agreed with a slap in the neck.

Even Conan couldn't stand it, he pulled Tanaka Jiang's cuff and asked, "Brother, bullying such an honest and kind person will be punished by God."

Tanaka Jiang rubbed the little boy's head and handed him a macaron: "Someone will be punished before me."

The conversation between the two of them as if no one else was there annoyed Chuya.

"What are you talking about! I won't lose."

"Is Zhong also thinking of the cuckoo bird?" Tanaka Jiang pointed to the singing bird outside the window.

"Ha, why would I miss the bird outside, you lost!" Zhongya stretched out a hand and asked Tanaka Jiang for the reward of the bet.

"But I didn't say that Chuya would be rewarded if he won." Tanaka Jiang tilted his head to look at him.

Conan on the side couldn't hold back his laughter.

Just when Zhong was about to jump, Tanaka Jiang said in a doting tone: "If Zhong also insists on rewarding, then there is no other way. I can afford a little gift as a brother."

"Who is the elder brother!" Zhong Ye muttered, but he didn't even refute.

"Then let's go buy gifts now." Tanaka Jiang took the last bite of the cake.

Conan also pointed at the female high school student who was walking towards him: "My sister came to see me too, see you brother."

Watching the children leave, Tanaka Jiang also took Zhongya to a shopping mall.

In "Everything I Buy Is a Girl's Thing", I also carry a bag in the back, not to buy gifts for him, but I go into a women's jewelry store.

The key is that Tanaka Jiang has not danced much yet, and when he walks to a store, he asks the clerk to bring out the most expensive and best things, and then pays and leaves.Thinking back on his current salary, Zhong also felt that he might never experience the joy of spending money like this in his entire life.

Tanaka turned his head and asked back: "Could it be that Chuya didn't even think about bringing a souvenir to Miss Hongye when he came to Tokyo?"

Zhong Ye: "..." I really didn't think about it.

"How could it be possible that I didn't think about it, I just forgot it just now." Zhong also blushed.

The shopping was almost done, and finally Tanaka Jiang walked into the last store.

"I want to buy a gift for my brother. Is there anything you can recommend?" Tanaka Jiang asked the salesperson as a matter of course.

The salesperson obviously had received customers who were not good at picking out gifts before. She smiled and guided Tanaka and Jiang to the counter.

"This choker matches your brother very well." The salesperson pointed to the products in the glass cabinet.

Under the incandescent light, the dark leather-inlaid blue gemstones shone brightly, and for a moment Tanaka Jiang thought of Nakaya's cobalt blue eyes.

After closing his eyes for a while, Tanaka tapped on the glass counter with his knuckles: "I want it."

The author has something to say: Tanaka-kun is actually taking care of Chuya as a younger brother. The author has absolutely no resistance to this type of Chuya! ! !

But if Tanaka-kun buys Nakaya a present, Dazai will want it too, right?What is Dazai's gift?

small theater:

Osamu Dazai: "Chuya, where did you get your choker?"

Chuya (face flushed): "A gift from a friend."

Osamu Dazai: "...Let's make a bet."

Osamu Dazai: The present is very beautiful, it will be mine in the next second!

(That's why chuya's choker is not the one in the original book.)