The wrong way to open the healing ability

"This is too much—"

Dazai, who failed in his trick, stretched his voice, and did not give up his plan.

"Since you don't want to go to the banquet, how about celebrating the New Year together?"

Dazai raised his wine glass and shook it in mid-air, and found that Machi's gaze had been following the shiny wine glass, like a cat seeing something novel, completely different from its usual reliable appearance, but Dazai somehow found it cute.

It's just that although he was drunk, his IQ was not completely lost, so it was not easy to deceive.

"New Year is coming soon."

Zhenzhi put the wine glass aside, shook his head to keep himself awake.

It's just that a cup of Zhenzhi is really hopeless. The movement of shaking his head not only did not clear up his somewhat chaotic brain, but also caused a double image in front of his eyes.

Some dazed Zhenzhi earnestly wrenched his fingers, recalling one by one the things to be prepared for the New Year.

"Atsushi and Akutagawa's new clothes and New Year's gifts, as well as New Year's gifts for Ranpo."

"Uh-huh."

Dazai nodded, with a forced smile on his face.Although he really didn't want to admit it, but his status was not as good as those three brats.

"Although I have left Hong Kong and Heilongjiang before, I can't miss the gifts for a few old friends who are close to me."

Hearing the names of Koyo Ozaki, Yanagi Hirotsu and even Ogai Mori from Machi, the corners of Dazai's slightly raised mouth gradually straightened.

After all, Zhenzhi and these few people are old friends, and the New Year's contact should be a practice for many years, so there is nothing to care about.

"And Chuya, I have to give him a few more bottles of good wine."

Zhenzhi shook the wine glass in his hand and was decisive.

"This bottle of wine should be brought by you from Zhongye's collection, right?"

Dazai's smile disappeared, and he silently squeezed the wine glass in his hand.Chuya's custom-made wine glass is of high quality, and Dazai, who has average physical skills, did not crush it.

He doesn't care, really.

Machi tilted his head to look at Dazai's face, got up and approached in some confusion.

"Before you said it, I planned to spend this new year with you. Why are you unhappy now?"

After all, this is probably the last New Year, and it is worth spending it.

It's too close.

The Ruoyou smell of red wine made Dazai's face a little hot, he tilted his head uncomfortably, his movements were a little stiff, and the unhappiness just now was all left behind.

In the hole not far away, the three little ghosts who had just retracted their heads quietly poked their heads out again.

"Mr. Dazai's ears are red."

Dun, who had outstanding observation skills, lowered his voice, and Xiaoyin, who was trying to cover his mouth to prevent the scream from overflowing, nodded in approval.

From the very beginning, the little girl's eyes were as bright as light bulbs in the dark.Akutagawa tried to block his sister's eyes with Rashomon before, but was quickly defeated by his sister's pleading eyes, and finally joined the ranks of secretly observing.

Although Atsushi was the same as Mr. Nakaya, the neighbor next door, he was not very optimistic about the fact that Machi and Dazai got together.

But in the recent training, the foolish and honest child gradually adapted to this matter under Dazai's ears and eyes, and even when the vigilant Dazai discovered their existence, he used his tiger claws to show a huge heart in mid-air.

Mr. Dazai, come on!

"..."

Dazai silently looked away, forcing himself to ignore the three bright light bulbs.

"No, I'm happier than you can imagine."

And not just this new year, but every new year after that.

Machi sat back quite satisfied, poured the fourth glass of wine under the shocked gaze of Dazai who hadn't had time to stop him, put the empty bottle aside, and poured it directly into his mouth like drinking soda in summer.

Dazai's hand holding the recording pen trembled slightly, because he was so shocked that he even accidentally pressed the play button, and the clear voice of Zhenzhi came out of his pocket.

"Go away, you're dreaming."

It's just that now Dazai doesn't care about the recorder anymore.

Wait, this is not the case, is it? !

I've just drank two glasses of wine and I'm already that drunk. I always feel that something unimaginable will happen after the fourth glass of wine!

"Well, it is indeed Zhongye's private collection, and it tastes good."

Zhenzhi wiped the remaining red wine from the corner of his mouth in satisfaction, stood up unsteadily, tried to maintain his balance and looked around.

Although it looked shaky, Zhenzhi stood firmly on the platform and saw three children who were secretly observing.

"It's getting late, it's time to go back to your room and get ready for bed.

Um? "

The ending of the last word rises slightly, the words of true knowledge are obviously more effective than Dazai's threatening eyes.

Atsushi and Xiaoyin made cheering gestures to Machi and Dazai, and retracted their heads together with the taciturn Akutagawa. Two seconds later, they heard the sound of the room door closing from below.

After driving the three children to sleep, Zhenzhi's bewildered eyes fell on Dazai who was sitting next to him in a daze, and bent over to his red ears.

"Since it's night now, let's do some bad things that can only be done at night."

At this moment, Dazai felt his heart beating faster.

"...A bad thing that can only be done at night?"

"Come closer, I'll tell you."

Although it felt that something was wrong, Dazai obediently leaned in front of Machi and listened carefully.

"of course……"

Dazai stretched his neck, pricked up his ears expectantly.

"Demolish house——"

Machi took Dazai's hand with "Tricked" written all over his face, jumped from the roof of the villa, and jumped directly onto the soft lawn.

……

"Zhenzhi, when did you prepare these things?"

Dazai, who couldn't tell for a while whether he overestimated or underestimated Machi, stood aside in a daze, watching Machi take out a lot of messy things from the small utility room attached to the garden.

He originally thought that the so-called bad things that could only be done at night were something indescribable, but it turned out that he wanted to go to the neighbor's house to wreak havoc.

But Zhenzhi seems to be in a good mood now, and Dazai watches him busy with interest.

"I started preparing the day after I met someone, but I've been busy with other things recently, and I almost forgot about it."

"I just noticed that Wu Mi's bastard is not at home, so of course I have to take advantage of this rare opportunity to do something."

After all, it's not the right time for Gui Wu Tsuji to bask in the sun.Although he can't be killed for the time being, it's still very meaningful to do the whole job.

Machi took out a foam box from the depths of the hut and stuffed it into Dazai's arms, his movements were so quick that he didn't look like a drunk person at all.

"Hold this for me, it will break if I accidentally touch it."

Although this foam box is large, it is very light in weight, Dazai can hold the box with one hand, and even open it to see what is inside.

"...a special light bulb for high-power imitation sunlight?"

After reading out the words on the label word by word, Dazai naturally thought of the information about creatures like "ghosts" that he had investigated.

Fear of the sun.

And the neighbor of Zhenzhi's house next door seems to be one of the parties involved.

"This kind of thing is useless to ghosts, it just looks quite scary."

Machi casually took out a small bundle of gunpowder from the utility room, weighed it, put it on the foam box in Dazai's hand, and it sank until Dazai almost missed it.

Even if it was a temporary idea caused by drunkenness, it was the first time Dazai saw Machi holding such a large amount of malice towards others, and moved to the side holding the foam box.

"Why does Zhenzhi dislike the lady from the neighbor's house?"

If it is true knowledge in an ordinary state, when asked this kind of question, he will definitely not answer it directly, but will just laugh it off.

But now Zhenzhi, who is busy making troubles, obviously has a strong desire to confide. Not only did he open his mouth, but there was also a hint of grievance in his tone.

"He brought a group of subordinates to trouble me when I couldn't beat him."

To be precise, after researching the medicine powder that can restrain ghosts, Zhenzhi stood in the position of completely suppressing ghosts, and suffered a lot before that.

After all, he is just a weak human being, and he can barely escape from the hands of some not bad ghosts by relying on his own immortality and some inherited gadgets at hand.

In the most serious injury, Zhenzhi hid for nearly half a month before recovering.

"So this neighbor is not only very interested in you, but even has a hand at you because of it?"

Dazai raised his eyebrows, his eyes gradually became darker, and a dangerous dark light flashed in the kite-colored eyes that had lost their brightness.

Although I feel that Dazai seems to have misunderstood something, Wu Mi is indeed very interested in the eternal life of true knowledge and perfection, so there seems to be nothing wrong with saying this.

"Indeed."

The port mafia is best at reading people's hearts. Dazai, the king of troublemakers, stretched his head and looked at Zhenzhi. He prepared in advance the serial trap design that can directly blow up half of the house, and made optimization changes with a pencil.

"Interesting, this is really interesting. Since this is the case, let me help set up a trap."

"After it's done, how about Zhenzhi kissing me again?"

……

Mrs. Maiko from the neighbor's house didn't have a very smooth day today.

A series of plans he arranged before were blocked by unknown people. Even on the way back, he was quite unlucky to meet a former member of the Demon Slayer Squad. After dark, he patrolled the entire Yokohama with a Japanese knife to find traces of ghosts. .

To be honest, he didn't want to meet any members of the Ghost Slayer directly before he was fully prepared.

Considering this, Mrs. Maiko resolutely chose to detour.

It's just that today he obviously didn't get the favor of luck, and after bypassing a street, he unexpectedly encountered Purgatory again, this time even a very bad direct collision.

And that little ghost from the ghost killing team was very keen, and he noticed something was wrong just by passing by, and he came up to greet him with a disgusting ghost smile for a long time before leaving.

It was precisely because of a series of unlucky things that Mrs. Maiko returned to the villa very late.

Glancing in disgust at the still-on lights in the neighbor's house, he opened the door and walked into his own house.

Just as soon as he entered the door, there was a crisp sound from under his feet, as if some mechanism was touched.

"boom--"

The author has something to say:

Dazai, what are you thinking, Dazai——

It's because you wear yellow glasses that what you hear is yellow (bushi)

no misery, misery