Heroic Death System

"Brother Hua Cheng, you didn't believe me when I told you that you went the wrong way." Ding Qiyu wiped the sweat from his forehead and complained helplessly.

Hua Cheng smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I wanted to take a shortcut and enter the city earlier, but in the end..."

The two had just gone through a battle, and their spiritual energy was almost exhausted. They urgently needed to go to the city to recuperate, but they lost their way halfway.If they have sufficient spiritual power, they can fly with their swords or use their spiritual knowledge to find out the route.However, the injury was serious this time, and it would be difficult to recover for a while, so he got lost.

Just as the two of them sighed about their bad luck, a series of crisp wind chimes faintly came from not far away.

"Huh? Could there be someone here?" Ding Qiyu looked at Huacheng suspiciously.

Hua Cheng touched his head and muttered, "I don't know either, let's go and have a look."

The two followed the sound of the wind chimes and walked slowly towards that side.

Passing through a green bamboo forest, the first thing that appears in front of you is a chic bamboo building. A string of wind chimes hangs outside the bamboo building, swaying gently in the wind, making a tinkling sound.A sail is erected at the door, and a letter is written: An Xian Tea House.There are several stone tables and chairs in the yard, and a set of tea sets are placed on each table. The spring water is gurgling, and the petals are dancing in the sky, bringing bursts of floral fragrance.

Hua Cheng and Ding Qiyu took a deep breath, feeling refreshed and happy, as if their tiredness had disappeared.

They walked into the teahouse and sat at a stone table at random.Without waiting for them to shout, someone from the bamboo building has already come out to welcome them.

It was a handsome white-haired boy with a warm smile and a refined demeanor, which made people feel fond of him at first sight.The young man walked up to him, picked up the teapot, and poured two cups of hot tea for the two of them. His fingers were long and slender like jade, which was very pleasing to the eye.

"Two guests who came from afar, please have some tea." Shang Ke expressed his great welcome to the first wave of guests who arrived in more than half a month.

The two people's attention was quickly attracted by the tea on the table. In the jade-white teacup, the tea leaves were suspended in the water one by one. The tea was clear, misty and fragrant.

Hua Cheng picked up the teacup, first smelled the fragrance of the tea, and then took a sip, and immediately felt the breath stretch, as if a warm current filled his stomach.

"Good tea." Hua Cheng praised, and finally emphasized again, "It's really good tea!"

After Ding Qiyu tasted it, he also showed approval.But for a moment, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes. I don't know if it was an illusion. The originally stagnant aura in his body seemed to gather faintly, and the fatigue on his body was also reduced a lot.

He looked at the tea in his hand, then at the young man beside him, with a thoughtful expression on his face.

Hua Cheng, on the other hand, was careless and didn't care at all, and asked, "Young Lord, what food do you have in this teahouse?"

"The dishes served today are all written on the wooden sign." Shang Ke waved his hand to the other side.

They turned their heads and looked, and saw a wooden pillar not far away, on which hung two strings of wooden plaques, a single one on the left, with the words "Wuying Tea" written on it, and five plaques on the right, each written There are "bamboo tube rice", "matsutake soup", "bamboo shoot roast", "wild vegetable egg", "red bayberry stuffed", each dish is priced at one tael.

"One tael? Is it too expensive?" Hua Cheng was secretly speechless.

"Excellent value for money." Shang Ke replied with a smile.

"Are you short of this money?" Ding Qiyu glanced at him, and then said to Shang Ke, "Give us all."

"Okay, please wait a moment." Shang Ke happily went.

His movements were quick, and the dishes were ready in just a few moments.

Huacheng and Ding Qiyu began to enjoy their food.At first, Hua Cheng would praise or praise from time to time, but in the middle of the meal, his words gradually decreased, and finally, like Ding Qiyu, he savored quietly.

After the meal, Hua Cheng seemed to be planning to call Shang Ke over, but was stopped by Ding Qiyu, who left the silver and dragged him out of the teahouse.

"How do you feel?" After walking a certain distance, Hua Cheng couldn't help asking.

"Thirty percent of the spiritual power has recovered." Ding Qiyu's eyes were shining brightly.

"Haha, I didn't expect such a tea house to be hidden in the deep mountains and old forests. It's really a worthwhile trip." Hua Cheng said excitedly, "Why did you stop me just now? It's rare to meet a hermit, why don't you make friends?"

"Since he opened the teahouse in the mountains, he doesn't want to be disturbed by outsiders. We will visit more times in the future, and we will always get to know each other when we come and go. There is no rush."

Hua Cheng heard the words and nodded in agreement: "It's still your thoughtfulness."

A cup of tea, a delicious meal, successfully harvested two diners.

It is still possible to remove the wooden sign on the pillar and replace it with a new dish name.

"It's all vegetarian dishes today, let's add a meat dish tomorrow." Shang Ke thought for a moment, wrote "Chicken Stewed Mushrooms" on the wooden sign, and hung it on the post.

A wrong eye, but saw that the wooden sign that had just been hung was gone.Shang Ke turned his head and found that the wooden sign was held by Yan Lu beside him.He thought the guy was just curious and didn't care, so he wrote a new one and hung it up.

As a result, Yan Lu took it away in the next instant.

"What's wrong?" Shang Ke looked at him suspiciously.

Yan Lu raised the wooden sign in his hand and said angrily, "The mushrooms are mine! Don't sell them!"

Shang Ke: "Then... chicken stewed with mushrooms?"

Yan Lu was satisfied, as long as it wasn't a mushroom.

Shang Ke: Hehe.

In the evening, Shang Ke took Yan Lu to take a bath in the self-made bathtub, and researched the formula of medicinal diet and medicinal bath by the way.Although Yan Lu's cultivation cannot be improved with his current strength, it should be no problem to rely on medicine to recuperate his injured spirit body.

While he was thinking, Yan Lu suddenly leaned over and pressed his whole body against his back, resting his chin on his shoulder.

The fiery breath would wrap Shang Ke, making him a little dizzy.

"Don't make trouble, I'm busy." Shang Ke pushed the man behind him with his elbow.

Yan Lu remained motionless, sniffing around his neck, his body gradually showed some kind of instinctive reaction.

Shang Ke turned his head to look at him, regretfully said: "Sorry, I can't do it now, after my strength improves, we'll come back to double cultivation."

"Shuangxiu?" Although I don't quite understand it, it seems to be a good thing. Yan Lu thinks that he will like it, so, "Let's come to Shuangxiu."

"I can't do it." Shang Ke tried his best to resist the temptation.

"Why?" Yan Lu had a ignorant expression of "asking for a solution".

How should he explain double cultivation to a man whose IQ is only five years old?

In the end, Shang can use the universal reason that is suitable for all ages, all over the world, and said earnestly: "When you grow up, you will know."

Yan Lu: "..." Inexplicably, I feel that my IQ has been ridiculed by [-] points...

"It's almost done, go up and wipe off the water by yourself, and get ready to sleep." Shang Ke urged.

Yan Lu let go of him reluctantly, left the bath slowly, picked up the towel on the wooden rack, and began to wipe the water stains on his body.Looking back inadvertently, he suddenly found that Shang Ke who was still in the bath just now had disappeared!

"Little mushroom!" Yan Lu stared at the pool with wide-eyed eyes, and saw a white mushroom floating up and down in the misty water of the pool, rolling to the edge of the pool, rubbing against the pool wall, and moving to the shore little by little. Then he jumped up and down to the flower pot on the bedside table, and planted himself in the soil evenly.

Yan Ludeng walked over, stood in front of the bedside table and stared at him.

Shang Ke looked up the mushroom head, and immediately saw a huge object standing above it, like Optimus Prime.It can still be seen that I am used to someone's naked body, but it is the first time to look up at it with this figure, this angle, and this absolutely oppressive posture.

"...Either put on clothes for me, or lie down on the bed." Shang Ke reminded him in a bad tone.

"Oh." Yan Lu looked around, then found a handkerchief, and carefully wrapped the little mushroom's body.

Shang Ke stayed there for two seconds, then he came to his senses and said speechlessly, "I want you to put on clothes, not me!"

Yan Lutu felt wronged: What he said just now was "put clothes on me"...

Shang Ke shook off the handkerchief on his body, and ordered: "Don't wear any clothes, go to bed, cover the quilt, and sleep!"

Yan Lu obediently lay down on the bed and covered himself with the quilt.

The candles were extinguished, and the room was plunged into darkness, only the starlight outside the window was quietly falling.

"Good night, Yan Lu."

"Good night, little mushroom."

There is no sun or moon in the mountains, and Shang Ke and Yan Lu lived a very comfortable life.After the teahouse has received the first batch of guests, new guests will come every two or three days.Although there were not many people, it also added a lot of popularity to the quiet teahouse.

As the number of customers increased, Shangke's Anxian Tea House gradually became the best place for nearby cultivators to chat and drink tea in their leisure time.Although the tea he brewed and the delicacies he cooked could not improve his strength, they could calm his mind, replenish his spiritual power, heal internal injuries, and even expel demons to a certain extent. The favorite of practitioners.

However, Shang Ke’s purpose of opening a teahouse is not to serve the public, but simply to adjust life.Moreover, high-quality materials are hard to come by, and it is impossible to supply them indefinitely, so Shang Ke arranged a formation outside the teahouse, and opened it three to five times a month. Only when the formation is activated, the teahouse will be open to the public.

"Little Mushroom!" Yan Lu came out of the forest and shouted angrily, "I caught a thief!"

You caught a thief?Shang Ke turned his head to look in amazement, wanting to pay his respects to this "thief" who was brutally murdered.It turned out that what Yan Lu brought back was not a human being, but a... rabbit?

The rabbit bared its teeth, its fur stood up all over its body, and its expression was extremely fierce.

Shang Ke looked a little familiar, it seemed to be the one he met when he just transformed.

"It actually stole mushrooms from my mushroom garden!" Yan Lu accused it of his crimes filled with righteous indignation.

"Well, it's really bold. Tell me," Shang Ke asked leisurely, "Are you going to braise it in brown sauce or steam it?"

"Braised!" Yan Lu answered decisively without hesitation.

The rabbit stopped struggling, and drooped its limbs, hanging on Yan Lu's hands like a corpse.

Shang Ke thought to himself that this guy seemed to be a bit wise, so he changed his mind and said, "If it is willing to reform itself, you can temporarily spare its life."

The rabbit immediately became energetic, his eyes were shining, he patted his chest and kicked his feet.

Yan Lu reluctantly let go of it.

The rabbit escaped from its clutches, and immediately jumped to Shang Ke's legs to rub it fawningly.

Yan Lu kicked it away unhappily, and warned: "You are not allowed to touch this mushroom or that pile of mushrooms!"

The rabbit bared its teeth at him, then turned and darted into the flowers, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

That night, a rabbit hole appeared in the corner of the yard. It seemed that it had decided to settle here, and it was unknown whether it was for Shang Ke, the humanoid mushroom, or the pile of colorful mushrooms that Yan Lu had planted in the garden...