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"If sending you to hell can make you less absurd, then I am willing!" The sickly young man frowned slightly, and said to Ji Shen.

As the eldest son of the palace, Ji Ke was born with a weak disease, even if he is extremely talented, it is difficult for him to support the entire palace.

If there are extra choices, how can Ji Ke force himself to be his own brother, who is like a puddle of mud that can't support the wall?

In recent years, Ji Shen, who is about to inherit the palace, has become more and more outrageous, lingering in the brothel, unable to extricate himself from talking about it, and openly saying that he wants to marry a brothel woman.

This woman named Ning Yu is too confusing. It is said that everyone who sees her will fall in love with her irresistibly. Ji Ke had only heard about it before, and when he heard that Ji Shen was going to marry Ning Yu, he was only in the season. Shen was joking.

Until the housekeeper came to report, Ji Shen actually gave most of the wealth of the palace to that Ning Yu!Ji Ke almost fainted.

Afterwards, Ji Ke taught Ji Shen several times and tried to win Ji Shen over. He locked Ji Shen at home and didn't allow Ji Shen to go out. Unexpectedly, Ji Shen went on a hunger strike!

Since he was a baby in the palace, Ji Shen's hunger strike turned the troublemakers in the palace on their backs.

In the end, Ji Ke still brought Ji Shen to Guo'an Temple at the suggestion of his wife, and asked Master Shichou, who is proficient in Buddhism, to enlighten him so that Ji Shen can become a good man who stands upright.

"Brother! Why don't you understand! I love Ningyu, not because I was bewitched! If you send me to Bald Donkey, I will never forget Ningyu!" Ji Shen jumped up anxiously.

Now Ji Shen wholeheartedly thinks that his brother who was so kind to him suddenly turned his back on him because he must have been bewitched by the monks of Guoan Temple.

"Shut up! Ji Shen, shut up!" Ji Ke was so emotional that his pale face turned red, and he rolled his eyes when he saw it, and was about to pass out!

Seeing that Ji Ke was not in good condition, Ji Shen panicked. He couldn't move when he was restrained, so impatient, he kicked the servants around him a few times: "You are blind! Didn't you see that my brother is in a bad condition now! Don't help my brother go to rest!

And you, go and call someone to help!Why are you staring blankly, my brother didn't let you come here for nothing!Hurry up! "

With Ji Shen's command, the momentary panic was brought under control, and the servants hurriedly followed Ji Shen's instructions, helped Ji Ke aside, and found a stone to sit down on.

"Brother, you have to take it easy!" Ji Shen stared at Ji Ke disapprovingly, "Did the doctor say that your body can't be tossed, and your mood shouldn't fluctuate too much! Come on, follow me, exhale and inhale, Exhale and inhale..."

Ji Ke followed Ji Shen and tried to regulate his breathing. Ji Ke, who had finally stabilized, grabbed a stone from the ground and threw it at Ji Shen.

Ji Ke smacked his mouth and muttered: "You still have the nerve to say, if you weren't angry with me, I would be like this? I'm better now, hurry up and go find Master Shichou!"

Ji Shen didn't want to be smashed, so he avoided the stone thrown by Ji Ke back and forth. Even so, Ji Shen still failed.

"Brother... You see, you must be at odds with that Shichou. God is warning you not to let you go to that Shichou!" Ji Shen started a new round of sophistry, trying to persuade Ji Ke , Let Ji Ke go home.

"Ji Shen, if you don't go today, you have to go! You take good care of him. No matter what, I'm going to see Master Shichou!" Ji Ke said, stood up again, and walked deep into the bamboo forest .

In the thatched cottage, Shu Qin had already finished his morning class, and he sat on the futon with his eyes closed.

"God and God, how do you think I'm dressed today?" Lulu, who changed into a new outfit, flew to Shu Qin and circled around, hoping that Shu Qin would give it a very good evaluation.

Unlike yesterday's elegant lady, Lulu wearing a small dress today looks like a doll, a cute little lolita.

Shu Qin opened his eyes, and it took him a while to reply, "That's right."

After that, he continued to close his eyes and meditate.

Lulu who was praised snickered, she was very happy in her heart, but it was a pity that it didn't take long for Lulu's happiness to be overshadowed by great sadness.

Looking at the eye-catching red bold words on the system panel that popped up suddenly, Lulu felt that sadness came too fast, like a tornado...

I saw the words written in red in that line: Congratulations to the system Lulu for finding the soul mate of the host Shu Qin, please make persistent efforts to strive for the host to have a baby with the soul mate as soon as possible~

Lulu was annoyed, and thought: what a ghost to have a baby!Such a good host, and even made such an exquisite swing for Lulu, why push it to other men!Even if it's not a man, it's not good if it's a woman!I will definitely protect the host's chastity/fuck!

Thinking of this, Lulu's blood boiled, she looked at Shu Qin, and nodded vigorously: That's right, it is to protect the chastity of the male god, and prevent the male god from being defiled by those men/women!

The more Lulu thinks about it, the more moved she feels. It seems to have seen the near future, how the host who was almost miserably/ravaged/ravaged lies in its arms and weeps, and how it wipes dry , the tear from the corner of its poor host's eye.

Shu Qin quietly opened one eye, and found that Lulu was covered in small pink bubbles, with a wretched smile on her face.Without thinking, he could guess that Lulu must be fantasizing about something indescribable.

Shu Qin, who didn't want to disturb Lulu's nymphomaniac, was taken aback for a moment. His strong perception ability made it easy for him to spot Ji Shen and Ji Ke who were walking towards the thatched cottage.

"My God! How can people live in such a dilapidated thatched house! Brother, that Master Shichou will definitely not live here, brother, let's go back!"

Ji Shen shouted.

Looking at the simple house in front of him, Ji Shen struggled desperately.

He absolutely doesn't want to listen to those old monks' messy static texts, he wants to go back and see his girl Ning Yu!

Ji Ke ignored Ji Shen's yelling. He stood at the door, waved back the servant who was about to call the door, and said to the door for a week and slowly said: "Next Ji Ke, I will take my little brother Ji Shen to visit today. Master Shiqiu, I hope Master Shiqiu will awaken my useless little brother from the quagmire, and please master it."

Shu Qin opened his eyes, his eyes were clear and deep, with a wave of his hand, the door opened immediately, he got up slowly, and welcomed Ji Ke into the room.

Ji Shen looked at the kind-hearted monk in front of him with some surprise.

As far as Ji Shen knows, aren't all the eminent monks in the scriptures over sixty years old with a lot of beards?Otherwise, how can I say the old bald donkey, the old bald donkey!This monk is not only young, but also very good-looking, why can't he think about becoming a monk!

Shu Qin and Ji Ke exchanged Buddhist rituals and said a few polite words, and felt that Ji Shen, who had been neglected all the time, was staring at him with a deep and deep gaze.

Shu Qin turned his head to look at Ji Shen, and lightly parted his thin lips: "I don't know what the benefactor thinks is wrong with the poor monk?"

Ji Shen shook his head, thinking that this monk is really weird, he can't feel anything wrong with him, yet he even asked him an outsider!ridiculous!

Before Shu Qin understood the meaning of Ji Shen in Shu Qin's words, he heard Shu Qin say, "So, the poor monk saw that the benefactor was so focused on the poor monk, and thought there was something wrong with the poor monk!"

Ji Ke who was on the side really felt that his face was completely humiliated by Ji Shen. He kicked Ji Shen who was standing sideways beside him calmly, and smiled at Shu Qin: "The younger brother is ignorant and offended the master. Master, please forgive me!"

Ji Shen's face was a little distorted. Just now Ji Ke's kick was merciless. Don't look at Ji Ke's weakness, but it doesn't mean that Ji Ke has no strength. That kick landed firmly on Ji Shen's calf.

That is to say, Ji Shen's balance is good. If it were a different person, he would have lost his stability and fell to the ground. Ji Shen also staggered a few steps.

Because of being "domestic violence" by his brother, Ji Shen, who originally looked at Shu Qin quite pleasingly, looked at Shu Qin now, and suddenly felt that Shu Qin's nose is not a nose, and his mouth is not a mouth!

Ji Shen resentfully intervened/into the conversation between Shu Qin and Ji Ke, he stared at Shu Qin dissatisfied, and said: "Brother, you don't save me face in front of outsiders, you are so embarrassed! Brother, let's go back ! This monk is so young, the rumors outside should not be based on rumors, you can't believe it!"

Talking with Shu Qin for a while, Ji Ke really admires this master Shichou who is well-known in the capital. No matter what the topic is, this master Shichou can answer the conversation. With just a few words, Ji Ke can't wait to introduce Shu Qin as his confidant !

Ji Ke secretly thought: Master Shichou is so knowledgeable, not to mention enlightening Shen'er a little bit, he is worthy of being a teacher of Shen'er.

At this time, Ji Shen, who was disturbing, felt very displeased with Ji Ke. Ji Ke ignored Ji Shen, and said to Shu Qin, "Master, my younger brother will bother you to teach me."

"Amitabha, Master Ji is too serious. Young Master Ji is very talented. If he likes Buddhism, the poor monk should take out what he has learned all his life, and the word "teaching" will be avoided." Shu Qin smiled. There is no teaching."

As soon as Shu Qin said this, Ji Ke also knew that Shu Qin was politely refusing, Ji Ke sighed, and said helplessly: "Since this is the case, Ji Ke has one more request..."

"The poor monk already knew what benefactor Ji asked for. Little benefactor Ji has a special fate. In the future, there will be a catastrophe, and it will all depend on little benefactor Ji's good fortune." "Amitabha, please, two benefactors."

The Ji Ke brothers who were ordered to leave the guest did not stay for long, they came and went in a hurry. Regarding Shu Qin's words, Ji Ke had a deep heart in his heart. He pinched the kit that Shu Qin handed him before leaving, and the anxiety in his heart dissipated anyway. some.

When Shu Qin handed the kit to Ji Ke, he said that only when Ji Shen couldn't survive the catastrophe and his life was in danger could he open the kit and gain a chance of survival.

Ji Ke decided to keep this kit well, and if there was such a day, Ji Ke would hand over the kit to Ji Shen.

Ji Shen, who had already loosened the rope and now regained his freedom, tried to stretch his body. He looked at the kit in Ji Ke's hand, and asked curiously: "Brother, what do you think is in this kit! That monk It’s so mysterious, could it be that there’s nothing inside?”

Ji Ke slapped Ji Shen's hands that were sneaking close to the kit, and he knew what Ji Shen wanted to do at a glance, didn't he just want to snatch the kit to check what was in it?

"Don't move your hands, the kit is very important. It won't work if you read it in advance! I will keep this for you first, and I will return it to you later," Ji Ke carefully put away the kit, touching it like a child. Touching Ji Shen's face: "Don't tell grandma when you go back. Master Shichou has calculated that you will have a catastrophe in the future. I'm afraid it will scare grandma."

Ji Shen waved Ji Ke's hand away in dissatisfaction, and shouted: "Brother, don't you treat me like a child? Besides, that Shichou is talking nonsense, I'm bluffing you! You just believe him foolishly!"

"Don't worry, I won't tell grandma about this kind of thing. It's just nonsense. I don't know if there is such a thing! If grandma is told as a joke, grandma will definitely be worried!" Ji Shen said a little Assure Ji Ke awkwardly, "I'm not stupid!"

The author has something to say:

(?˙?˙?) I really love Lulu, if one day Lulu is written down by me, it must be because I love deeply 233333

It is said that tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, do you have any arrangements for the little angels?We should hang lantern riddles and perform shows like last year. I went to see the show last year and almost squeezed me to death_(:з」∠)_