The Little Expert in Life Settles Down in Another World

Shaobao felt that he was so tired from sleeping this time, and he felt as if he had returned home again in a trance. The people in this room, father, mother, elder brother, younger sister, and even the old shaman were all there. There are so many people, I just have good news to tell you, I am going to start a family, but my daughter-in-law is a man, and she is not yet an adult, haha, Dad, Mom, what is your reaction, um, I can I didn't do anything asshole, it was your daughter-in-law who rushed to follow me, I said, shouldn't you be happy, mom, what are you doing crying like this, and dad, you talk.

If you don’t talk anymore, I’m going to leave. Your daughter-in-law is a poor little crying bag. She has no mother since she was a child, and her father is a fool. She has never had a good day. Now she is alone on the mountain, maybe she will cry again. , don't worry, I will live a good life, maybe I will come back with my wife someday, you have to take care of your health.

Shaobao woke up in a daze, didn't understand where he was for a long time, he felt something like a gust of wind rushing towards him, hey, it took him a long time to recover, and then He could hear the baby crying on top of him.My mother, how can this man cry so much.Looking at the crying child who was out of breath, Shao Bao hurriedly said: "Okay, don't cry, get up quickly, you have to press for a while, your brother, I am really out of breath." Fortunately, the moment he spoke, the child cried even more fiercely.After talking hard, he helped the child up and looked at the sobbing child, his face was covered with snot and tears, and his eyes were completely slit. Shaobao felt distressed for a long time, "Look, brother is fine, don't cry, brother I don’t want to see you cry every time, and we’ll be together for life from now on, nothing bad happens, just be happy every day, okay?”

"Brother, I'm going to be scared to death. I've made up my mind. From now on, you will take a step and I will follow you. You will never leave you. You live and I live, and you die and I die."

"Stupid, look at what you said, we haven't had a good day yet, we don't want to die, from now on, you can follow brother and enjoy the blessings."

"Okay, I'm going to give you a lot of babies."

Shaobao, who was confused, looked at the child and looked at himself expectantly, "Well, I'll talk about this later, let's wash my face first, why am I so hungry, how long have I slept?"

"We got married yesterday. You passed out after kowtowing to your parents in the afternoon. Now it's the afternoon of the next day. The porridge I made for you has been in the pot all day and night. Go wash it Clean up your face, and we will eat in a while."

The two washed their faces and tidied up, and sat at the table to eat. They cooked a pot of thick millet porridge and boiled six wild eggs, all of which were eaten by the two of them.After eating and drinking enough, looking at the unhappy child, Shao Bao said to the child as well as to himself, "I will be your only relative in this world, and you will also be my only relative. Both of us are fine, and we are crying today." Forget it, from now on, brother will not let you shed a single tear."

Holding the child who rushed towards him, Shaobao's heart was softer than ever. From now on, he will be his ancestor, so he has to make a good sacrifice.

As soon as the children were coaxed here, they heard the rumbling sound coming from far and near. Shao Bao pricked up his ears and knew that Erlang God and the third prince had returned. As soon as Shao Bao and Cheng Liu walked to the entrance of the cave, Erlang God rushed over Come up, with two rabbits in his mouth, just as Erlang Shen was caught, the third prince came over again, with a handful of weeds in his mouth, "I said, I have been awake for a long time, why haven't I seen you two brothers, so I went to find food and herbs for your brother and me. I really didn’t hurt you two in vain. You are really good brothers." Touching a horse and a dog that rushed over, and then turned to look at the child standing beside him, Shao Bao felt that no matter where he was, it was enough to have these few by his side in this life.

"Okay, okay, fuck me, I will officially tell you two today, Cheng Liu will live with us in the future, he is the youngest in our family, and the first task of you two in the future is to protect him, you know No, if you let me know that the two of you are not good enough to protect others, I will serve you severely."

Erlangshen and the third prince circled Cheng Liu twice, then gave Shaobao a supercilious look and then ran away. Cheng Liu didn't expect the dog and the horse to roll their eyes too. Seeing how stupid my brother is, I couldn't help but haha Laughed out loud.

"Hey, one or two of you want to rebel. It's getting dark. Hurry up and come back to me after a while. It's alright, now even you are laughing at your brother. Clean up and let's go to bed. We're tired." It’s been several days, go to bed early today, there are still many things waiting for us tomorrow, it’s going to be winter, let’s save more food.” After speaking, he turned and went into the cave, but he didn’t see his face blushing when he heard this. Cheng Liu.

Before Cheng Liu could enter the cave, Shao Bao came out with two buckets of water, "Go ahead and rest, I'll go get two buckets of water, and I'll be right back."

"I will go with you"

"No, you go to sleep, I'll call Erlang Shen back"

"Then I'll go with you too"

Shaobao...

Shao Bao led the little tail to carry the water, and went back to the cave to clean up. It’s not dark yet, and there is no door in the cave, so there is no need to light the kerosene lamp. Let the child go to bed first. Shao Bao waited for the second child, The third child came back and calculated the winter. Although the world he lives in is different, but the geographical location has not changed, then it has to be counted as 8 months of winter. Now it is late autumn, and maybe it will snow someday There is still a batch of rice and noodles, as well as wild fruits and vegetables that can be picked, and more prey before the mountain is closed in winter, the cave still lacks a wooden door, and firewood for the winter, everything has to be cleaned up. , although there is Cheng Liu, but the child's arm is still injured, and besides, I don't want to let him suffer. I think this winter will not be too difficult. It doesn't matter, but there is Cheng Liu, the mountain is not safe after all, so it will cost a lot of money, but it is not difficult for me to guard the mountain.

Waiting for Erlangshen and the third prince to come back wildly, look at the time, hey, it’s already past 9 o’clock, these two boys are really crazy, as soon as they came back, they followed Shaobao to act coquettishly, and they both ran to Dongkouwo After hearing it, Shaobao was speechless for a long time, stretched his waist and turned around and went into the room. It was dark now, and the lights were not on. Fortunately, Shaobao had been staying in the cave, so he could see the shadows. It looks like the child has fallen asleep. Hey, why is there only one pair of quilts? I have bought several pairs, and I fumbled to take out another pair from the cabinet. Be careful not to disturb the child. Shaobao lay down on the kang, Hey, the blanket on the kang is really comfortable. As soon as Shaobao closed his eyes, he heard the sound of the child turning over, and then the quilt was lifted, and the naked child got in, climbed onto Shaobao's body and unbuttoned Shaobao's pajamas .

Shaobao slapped off the child's hand, "Why are you still awake?"

"We don't have a bridal chamber yet"

Then filmed "What kind of room is the cave, go to bed quickly, there will be a lot of things tomorrow"

"No way, how can you have a baby without a bridal chamber" keep working hard

Speechless, Shao Bao pressed the child's hand, "You are still a child, what kind of child do you have?"

Struggling "I said it all, I will be an adult after the new year"

Oh my god, I'm about to lose my temper, I turned over and got the child down and hugged tightly, "Ancestor, we'll talk after the new year. Close your eyes quickly and go to sleep."

Cheng Liu couldn't help but coiled around Shaobao like an octopus.

Shaobao... Hurry up and recite this sutra and that mantra all over again.

If this happens every night, the young master's life will be handed over to this kid sooner or later.

Cheng Liu fell asleep after a while, but it was hard for Shaobao, he hugged a naked child, and finally fell asleep, but the dreams came one after another, and no scriptures or curses worked. Ah, after all, taking advantage of the time when the child turned over, Shaobao was about to collapse. He refused to admit that he was teased by a teenage child.Well, that's what happened.

Hearing the voice, Erlangshen and the third prince rolled their eyes at the same time, complaining in their hearts, you old rascal.

Cheng Liu had a good night's sleep, so he got up and put on clothes quickly before Shao Bao woke up, saying that he could do whatever he wanted with the lights off, but he was still very shy in front of his brother during the day.Although my elder brother is married to himself, he has no idea about himself at all. This is not acceptable. Aunt Wang said that all men are the same, and they like active and enthusiastic ones. Fortunately, in the mountains, there are only two people, myself and my eldest brother, who will take him down day and night.

Shao Bao didn't know about Cheng Liu's self-encouragement. When Shao Bao got up, Cheng Liu had already prepared breakfast. I dealt with it at home, but the child didn't talk, he took a step by himself and he followed. Shaobao had no way out, so let's lead the way, the two of them carried the baskets on their backs and took Erlangshen and the third prince to the mountain.

There are still many fruits that can be picked in the mountains, but you can’t pick them all. You have to pick the ones that can last, such as shandingzi, thick plums, persimmons, red beans, medicinal chickpeas, Shanlihong, and mountain grapes. These are used to make jam and fruit wine. It's all right, Shao Bao and Cheng Liu have been picking these for two whole days, seeing that this piece is bald, Cheng Liu's eyes are on another piece, if Shao Bao coaxed Cheng Liu to say that the plucked ones are very good Pack it up when it's fresh, or it will be wasted, so Cheng Liu stopped.

The two of them washed all the picked fruits by the river, took half of the persimmons, wild grapes, red beans, and medicinal chickpeas to make wine, and washed them first and set them aside to dry.Then make jam, sugar is ready-made at home, boil all the large and small jars to be used in boiling water one by one, Shaobao makes it, Cheng Liu will start, first come the red beans, put the washed red beans into the pot, put Add sugar equal to one-third of red beans, add a small amount of water and cook on high heat to remove foam.Cook until the beans are fully cooked and exude the sweet and sour aroma of the beans, then put down the remaining sugar little by little to adjust the sweet and sour taste, and finally press the beans into puree, and when it is thick and shiny, it is ready Ready to pack into jars that have been boiled in hot water.Then the medicinal chickpeas, Shanlihong, Du persimmon, and mountain grapes were prepared one by one in the same way.

There are still shandingzi left, remove the fruit stem, and put it directly in the altar for sealed storage. After a period of time, the shandingzi melts a lot of sugar, and the fruit becomes soft. In winter, take it out and eat it mixed with white sugar. It is red, soft, sour and sweet. , It is simply delicious in the world.

Cheng Liu almost straightened his eyes, why is the elder brother so powerful, there are so many ways to eat these fruits, looking at the jars placed on the ground, Cheng Liu thought, follow the elder brother, and he will never go hungry again .