Take a look at that Tiance

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1. Poison brother—five poisons become a man.Its school uniform...you can Baidu it yourself.

2. Brother Polu Meow, Brother Deep V Pao—the school uniforms of Mingjiao Chengnan and Tangmen Chengnan.Super handsome.Want to know how handsome you can Baidu.

3. Lop-eared rabbit——Rufeng Tiance's new school uniform has whiskers behind the ears, which look a lot like the ears of a lop-eared rabbit, Gu has another nickname.

4. Unhuh, thepan, ibrokenthe—English from Tiance, although I don’t know whether he translated it with the help of software or by himself.

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I'm so tired, especially glass-hearted recently.

part38.

This week we successfully passed the first and second children of 25 fairy lovers, and we are ready to march on the third child.

But to be honest, the third child, Li Yang, is a real ghost, motherfucker is a real ghost.The wilderness' nightmare.

One of the skills is called a bang, that is, a ball comes out from the bottom of the boss (just treat it as a ball or it can also be regarded as a blade), and then call a certain long-range player and chase him. The speed is quite fast. At this time, you need to take the ball out and run remotely, so as not to be chased.until roll call is over.

And if the person named is caught up, it will hurt a lot at the beginning, and if he catches up, he will die immediately. After he dies, the ball will not disappear, but call a remote again and continue chasing him.Until the roll call time is over.

To be reasonable, if you don't react, just GG, okay?

And if one person is overtaken, it may harm the whole group!

It's unreasonable to go all out, isn't it!

And we are the third child, abused to death.

I complained to Tiance, and Tiance said: Let’s leave after the salary is paid.

Me: It’s really time to break up, some people can’t beat the debuff.

Then I said: I heard from our group leader that he wanted to touch Huayue Laoyi#咲不成声

[Tiance]: ..it depends on you, haven't been to 25 Flower Moon yet

I said: Huayue is the first, after thinking about it, it should not be difficult to fight...

[Tiance]: Then you were sent flying by the team leader because you couldn't find the middle point.

I cried: Please don’t mention it, I really can’t see where the white circle in the middle that the leader said is.

25 Huayue Laoyi, the boss has a skill, he will summon a shadow body, and when he plays the tune, if he does not stand in the right place, he will lose blood.

And the damage at the beginning is very big, and it should be dead within three seconds if you stand wrong.

And the so-called safe point is all the points of the perpendicular bisector of the straight line connecting the two npcs.

kindness.I don't know but that's it.

When you stand right, there will be a white circle and white light on your body - from the leader's words.

[Tiance]: I can't see that I do the calculations by myself every time.

[Tiance]: But I'm accurate

Me: Hey!

Hot chicken Tiance always feels like he's mocking me.

【Tiance】: fuck you

. . .

Me: Brother, be civilized

Me: Don't move around and fuck around

[Tiance]: Then...fuck?

you win.

part39.

Once I saw Brother Du surrounded by a group of girls, I was very puzzled.

I asked Tiance: Why is Brother Du wearing such revealing clothes?

Tiance: Exposure is better than cannon girl.

Well, he refers to Confucianism Paoge, there is no doubt about it.

Me: Why are so many girls licking it?

Me: Brother Pao in the new school uniform is really stunning!

【Tiance】:. . .

[Tiance]: Consider my mood.

【Tiance】: Although the new Tiance is very handsome

At that time, my aesthetics was on Polu Miao and Deep V Pao, and I couldn't appreciate Tiance's new school uniform.

Me: Xin Tiance is handsome?

Tiance asked back: handsome?

I am not handsome.

[Tiance]: Oh

I thought he was going to make a fuss, after all, I actually said that Confucian Feng Tian Ce is not handsome, but that is a lop-eared rabbit!

As a result, Tiance said, "Okay."

【Tiance】: Although I am handsome, you agree with me

Me: #呀呵呵呀You are so face-to-face

[Tiance]: Thank you for the compliment

After a while, Tiance suddenly said: Oh my god!

【Tiance】: My day

【Tiance】: I am your uncle

Me: .... have something to say!

Tiance is very sad and angry: I finally entered the picture tm

[Tiance]: What's wrong with disconnecting?

Me: Hahahahahahahaha

Then I said: character problem

[Tiance]: #悲心爱自己

I said: touch!

Then he made a tail-wagging emoji.

[Tiance]: No, I miss you xxoo when I see your tail wagging expression

day.Wretched dog policy.

part40.

Fighting the big battle alone, and randomly joined a field team, only to find out after joining the group that they were all so small.

It's over, there is an ominous premonition.

They hit the water pavilion, and after entering, they hit the five sisters first, but it took a long time to finish the fight.

I angrily knocked on Gouce: Fuck, the old one has been grinding for 6 minutes!

[Tiance]:,,, what do you mean, people are dead?

I sent him the dps screenshot, the highest is less than [-], and the lowest is several hundred.

Me: I might as well be dead

【Tiance】:...Then how do you beat the second child?

I gasped: look at the face

After hitting the first one, you need to swim to hit the second one.

In fact, the first child in Shuixie was the second to hit him, but the second child was the first to hit it, because it was easier to get around.At the same time, everyone also called the second child the first child, and the first child the second child.

The second child, they are all Xiaobai, one needs the skill of jumping, but they don't dance, and they are all dead.

I complained to Tiance speechlessly: I'm going to have a heart attack

Me: Fucking Pinghua Xiuye ​​can die a piece!

【Tiance】:. . .

【Tiance】: touch the chest

Me: They are all savages! !

Me: I want to fight with them ah ah ah

[Tiance]: Don't rush to ask them if they can still go up and down, have they downloaded the data?

I went on to play a second time, and then, as before, died.

The teammate lying on the ground also said: Why can't the nurse get milk..

I'm going to you! ! !If you don't jump, the boss will hack you to death with a single knife, what the fuck! ! !

I posted the dps of the second death to Tiance, including team chat.

Me: ah ah ah ah stupid!

Me: Grass, what kind of violent dps do you need?

Me: They are all in mission attire.

I'm really angry, your dps is low, so grind it, you can't, tell me I'll teach you, you're dead, learn to fight again if you're fine.But your dps is low and you won't play tricks. After you die, you still blame the nanny!

Grass!

【Tiance】: Calm down

[Tiance]: If you don't calm down, I'll be playing a hooligan

part41.

Finally came the third child.The boss of the third boss is quite strange. They fight, A summons mobs to fight B, B summons mobs to fight A, A summons blades to deal with B, and B summons whirlwind to deal with A.Players can't let them die for 3 minutes.

Well, no.

I'm not surprised at all.

The second time, still failed.

Their dps is too low, the mobs can't be killed, the blade can't be killed, and the two npcs are dead.

me: the second time

[Tiance]: Why didn't you pass?

I'm already very angry: hehe, blame me for having small breasts

[Tiance]: It's okay, you have big breasts, I touched them before

Me: Get bored of me! !

[Tiance]: Be calm and be a gentle person like water

Me: Damn, I can't be more gentle!

The third time, with the last second left, an npc died.

Oh shit, the last second.

Ah ha ha, last second.

Oh slightly, the last second.

Ha ha! !

For the fourth time, one of the npcs Li Fu died, GG.

I'm really angry, why is this happening, I'm just fighting a big battle.

[Tiance]: Calm down, be a gentle person

Me: Wen Wan, you uncle!

[Tiance]: You are no longer that gentle Jiangnan girl

Me: I am a rough guy from the north, you forgot

[Tiance]: No, I don't believe it

Me: Believe it or not

【Tiance】: Unless you post nude photos

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Why is Tiance so dirty.

I haven't said anything yet, the villain Tiance first complained: You have led the topic to an inharmonious place again

Me: obviously it's you

[Tiance]: Enen, this pot, I recited it (Unhuh, thepan, ibrokenthe)

Grass, this Goubi, was made fun of him.