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Chapter 1

He Chunlin is not a fool, the wooden board under his body hurts his back, and the smell of hay and Chinese medicine in the room lingers in his nostrils. He would be a real fool if he no longer does not know that he has been reborn and followed his destiny to travel to a foreign land.

But a real fool also has dignity. He completely does not allow himself to live in such a simple environment. Before reincarnation, He Chunlin was considered a middle class, not to mention well-off.

"System!" He Chunlin gritted his teeth and said.

"Worker number: 0004 is at your service, may I ask for any help."

"My family used to burn incense and pray to Buddha every year. I was 45 years old when I was buried in the earth for Anman. You will give me this treatment! How many complaint numbers and website addresses are there in your unit? I want to expose, I want to go. Interview!"

"Host, you are superstitious, are you worthy of living under the party banner?"

He Chunlin had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, it was hard to swallow, I even crossed over!You still tell me feudal superstition! ?

"Host listen to me, although you have been treated badly on the material level, the spiritual level will never let you down."

He Chunlin blinked and asked curiously, "For example?"

Before the system sounded in his head, there was a rustling sound outside the door. Someone was stooping and carefully holding a wooden plate, watching He Chunlin standing up from the wooden bed with eight big white teeth: " Just wake up."

"Where did this idiot come from?" He Chunlin asked with a look of contempt.

"Congratulations to the host, congratulations to the host, this is an opportunity brought by the original body, and the host has taken a huge advantage. I wish the host a happy life, good health, and a happy family."

"I'd rather you shout and wish the leader He to rule the rivers and lakes forever. So who is this person?" He Chunlin faintly ignited a flame of uneasiness.

"Your husband, Wang Cheng. The king of kings, the beauty of adults, I hope Master He is satisfied."

husband?

Husband!

I grass your papa!Pout (GG)!

Wang Cheng, who was still standing at the door, looked at He Chunlin who was like a lightning strike on the bed with a dull expression. Those eight big white teeth were exposed, blinding He Chunlin's dog eyes.

In his previous life, let's call it his previous life, although He Chunlin liked men, he couldn't find a husband. The reason is very simple. He was born in a public institution, a key-level cadre, won numerous district and county awards, and will be a red star in the future. How stupid it is to cut off your official career! ?

Married, married.But in a marriage, at the age of 40, the partner couldn't bear the life of stealing chickens and dogs, and ran abroad with his significant other, and then got a certificate and immigrated with his family.He still timidly stayed at home, hoping for his real son, and was ridiculed by his friends who had lived together for ten years for being incompetent.

Being laughed at by friends is not shameful, but being known by the work unit, not only loses face, but also loses position. After two years of gossip, most people in the municipal committee know that He Chunlin's daughter-in-law left him and went abroad to get married. What made He Chunlin most gratified was that he could not attend the wedding. His passport had already been handed in, and he had to go to a long trip for review. share money.

The leader valued him and felt that He Chunlin was dedicated to serving the public. His daughter-in-law ran away with others and still abided by his post. He was not afraid of gossip, so he was moved to fill out several "City Party Committee Red Star Cadre" recommendation forms. He Chunlin, who was standing on the podium, was aggrieved tears.

His parents understood him, and the whole family knew about his coming out. Even his seven-year-old nephew patted him on the shoulder in relief and said, "Second uncle and second aunt have already sacrificed their lives for love and fell in love. Why are you still single?"

Why single?

He knows shit!

His parents looked at him in tears: "Why are you so useless? Those awards and titles are all vain! Our family is not short of money! The police! You said you came out of the closet! You are still single at the age of 40 , anyway, you can be considered a golden bachelor, but there is no man with you, yes, you are in your forties, and no one is short of money. Hey, you are not ashamed! Shame!"

He Chunlin's brothers and sisters comforted him: "Brother, you should also learn more from your ex-wife. When he was with you, he was so entangled with his own that he was so entangled to the end of the world. He couldn't stand the time and money, but he was called by the times. The couple Planning the future so well, the three of you have been entangled for ten years, and you have been working as a light bulb for ten years, and you have not yet become a master. You see that the couple is rich in resources abroad now. It's not impossible to find a handsome blond guy with blue eyes for you."

But when He Chunlin was 45 years old, he was no longer a rising star, nor was he a useless bachelor at home. He was an ordinary person walking at a fork in his life. He stood on the overpass, wearing a suit and leather shoes, The outfit of a group of successful people, but they also failed to survive the tofu dregs project. Under the collapsed overpass, there is an unwilling, single heart buried.

He Chunlin finished his previous life with a brief moment of silence, and began to officially start his next life. He carefully looked at Wang Cheng, who was dull at the door. He was about 1.8 meters tall and fit, but his eyes were dull, his eyebrows were pressed down, his nose bridge was raised, and his lips were soft. ...Look carefully, this is a typical mixed-race face!It happens to belong to the type that He Chunlin prefers!It just belongs to the one that He Chunlin searched all over the GAY circle in City A in his previous life but couldn't find it!

"The study is cleaned up, you can go there..." Wang Cheng subconsciously avoided his eyes when he spoke.

He Chunlin looked at Wang Cheng curiously, "Did you eat?"

Wang Cheng was flattered and said: "Eat, eat... I've eaten... It's your favorite Yangchun noodles. Are you hungry? I'll bring it to you..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he lifted his feet and walked out the door. The wooden plate he had been carrying since he entered the door was unstable and fell to the ground. The clay bowl on the wooden plate made a 'click', and the yellow-brown liquid spilled all over the floor. , The room suddenly filled with a strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine.

"Sorry...it was me...accidentally...sorry..." Wang Cheng stood there bewildered, like a child waiting to be punished.

He Chunlin only uttered three words after waking up, but he found that the three words were very lethal.

Seeing Wang Cheng bent over to pick up the earthen bowl on the ground, his dejected look vaguely hinted of crying.

"System, is he about to cry?"

"Sorry for the host, I can't scan his facial expression from this angle. I'm a cold mechanical substance, and I can't perceive his emotional fluctuations. If the host wants to know the answer, you can ask him to raise his head, but the host, you Can you bear it?"

"I can't bear it, I won't call you."

He Chunlin rubbed his temples and looked at Wang Cheng who was still picking things up with a headache, "Don't pick it up, be careful with your hands."

Wang Cheng shook his whole body, accelerated the speed of his hands, threw the earthen bowl fragments into the wooden tray, and ran out of the house quickly.

"I am a scourge?" He Chunlin asked puzzled.

"Host, I understand him very well. I forgot to introduce the current situation to you. He Chunlin, male, came from a family in decline in the capital. He was framed and ransacked all over his family. He escaped with the help of his father's former friends. He was picked up by Wang Cheng and returned home. Husband follows."

He Chunlin raised his eyebrows, "So simple?"

"Let's briefly summarize, where does the host want to start from?"

"After listening to the overview, I didn't find any spiritual support."

"Wang Cheng is a man with great opportunities."

He Chunlin became angry, "Can you finish the sentence at once, and be careful that I will complain to you!"

"The progress has not yet arrived, so we cannot disclose it."

"Do I have to wait until the progress is reached to find out? The year of the monkey and the month of the month? Is it okay to give me a letter?" He Chunlin angrily slapped the wooden bed.

"It depends on the progress of the host. If the host is bedridden like the original body, reading in the study, and not listening to things outside the window..."

"Wait?" He Chunlin immediately interrupted the system, "Please explain to me clearly, what does it mean to be bedridden? Is this guy a cripple?"

"Yuan has been depressed since he was rescued by Wang Cheng, and has a lot of troubles in his heart, that is, he wants to die."

"What the hell are you looking for to die!?"

"The original body used to be the top three in the Jiazi list. His father, He Weidong, was from the fourth rank, and his mother, the Liu family, was also a high-ranking official in Beijing. As the saying goes, there are people in the court who are easy to handle. If there is no accident, the original body will be in the imperial class this spring. , to marry the daughter of the Liu family in the capital. Unexpectedly, the He family was murdered by traitors, and all the families were copied and beheaded. Being unpopular, coupled with the fact that I disdain to be in the company of ordinary people in the countryside, I shut myself up all day studying in the house, and I think I have suffered all kinds of insults and contempt, so I became sicker and sicker, so I stayed in bed."

"Don't he want to make a comeback?"

"I have thought about it before, so I study. But the criminal minister will not be allowed to take the imperial examination, and the depression will continue to worsen."

"Then why did he marry Wang Cheng?" He Chunlin finally asked the most important thing, and the system was very pleased.

"Host, I just said that outsiders are not welcome in the village."

"Which era is this? So open? Both men and women are acceptable?"

"Overhead, host, if you want to flex your muscles and dominate the rivers and lakes, just be gentle, everything is possible."

He Chunlin was defeated.

"The last question, why does Wang Cheng see me like a mouse sees a cat?"

"Yuanchen doesn't like Wang Cheng, and thinks he is dull, so we don't get along well on weekdays."

"Damn it, they're all married! Still pretending to be noble!?"

"So the host wants to seize the opportunity. As I said, Wang Cheng is a person with great opportunities."

"How long have they been together?"

"One year."

"Are you sure Wang Cheng can't tell that I'm not the original product?"

"Host, as I said, Wang Cheng doesn't get along well with the original body, and the original body wants to die, spends most of the time on the bed and in the study room, and doesn't get along with Wang Cheng much, you can definitely deal with it by talking less and doing more. "

"Oh, what a failed marriage."

"Therefore, I would like to congratulate the host in advance. I have found a great opportunity. I wish the host a smooth journey in the days to come and every step of the way."

He Chunlin: ...