Quickly kill the rival

For Yue Lou, it was a false alarm plus a surprise.

After he helped the well-behaved Xi Zheng to sit on the chair, under Xi Zheng's repeated instructions not to bother, he simply and neatly put Lao Yu, who was called by Qian Xiaoyuan crying, to the door, and there were a few people who had headaches and brain fever to see a doctor The onlookers were all kicked out.At the same time, Qian Xiaoyuan, who was still very confused when she lifted it, put it down.

With a bang, the shutter door was lowered, Yuelou locked the door, and then closed the glass door. This small shop formed a state of isolation.

With his face still sullen, the man squatted in front of Xi Zheng, took off his shoes and rubbed his ankles.

Xi Zheng smiled, stretched out his finger and poked the man's cheek: "Yo, are you angry?"

Xi Zheng poked out a dimple on Yue Lou's hard face, and when he let go of his hand, it disappeared, and when he poked it again, it appeared.

"What's going on with you just now?" Yue Lou remembered that when he raised his eyes and saw the child fell down in front of him, he was still a little scared.

Xi Zheng smiled: "Tell me first, why didn't you see me when I came in just now?"

"It's not Yuanyuan's trouble." Yuelou got a headache when he mentioned this, with a helpless expression on his face, "You saw that little girl just now. It was my little girl, the daughter of a comrade-in-arms, and the child's mother was not old enough when she was born. As soon as Xiao went to serve as a soldier, the child's mother ran away, leaving this girl to be taken care of by my aunt. A few years ago, I lost my child and told me to help him take care of the little girl. I would take care of the girl every year when I came back My niece came out to play, bought her things, and took care of her for a few days. In the past two years, I don’t know what’s wrong with Yuanyuan. She is clamoring to marry me. I annoy her and don’t allow her to come. Yuanyuan, you came here right after class today, and I’ve been annoyed since six o’clock. I didn’t want to talk to you, and I just waited for you to come back so I could drive her away. But you came back, why didn’t you say something to me? "

The man blinked: "Happy to hear that I was bullied by the little girl?"

Xi Zheng pointed out: "Tsk, are you being bullied? That little girl is so angry that you can't speak."

Yue Lou directly ignored this point, and then asked: "So what happened to you just now? Heartache, headache?"

Xi Zheng lied without blinking his eyes: "I heard the little girl confessing to you, I'm sorry to argue with a little girl, I have to find a different trick, right? Why, are you scared?"

I don't know how much Yue Lou believed this, anyway, the scene of Xi Zheng's pale face falling instantly made Yue Lou's heart ache.

But since Xi Zheng said so, Yue Lou didn't ask further, just reached out and touched Xi Zheng's face: "What about now? Are you better?"

"It's good to see you as soon as I open my eyes!" Xi Zheng took the initiative to lean into the man's palm and chirped loudly.

Yue Lou froze.

Without waiting for him to speak, Xi Zheng yawned greatly, rubbed his stomach, aggrieved: "Old Yue, I'm hungry, let's go back."

Yue Lou raised his head with complicated eyes: "What did you call me?"

"Old Yue." Xi Zheng took it for granted, "Old Yue who is eight years older than me, do you have any comments?"

Yue Lou was silent for a moment, put Xi Zheng's shoes on, and when he got up, he said: "Call me brother."

Xi Zheng smiled and walked close to Yuelou from behind: "Brother, Brother Lou! Let's go back to eat. I'm exhausted today."

Yue Lou turned his head abruptly, and watched Xi Zheng face to face with Xi Zheng carefully for a few seconds, hesitating in tone: "...the upper body of the ghost?"

Xi Zheng burst out laughing, and nodded cheerfully: "Yes, yes, I have a ghost on my upper body! The ghost on my upper body loves you very much, and I want Brother Lou to hug you."

The serious Xi Zheng spread his hands, pitifully: "Brother Lou, do you want a hug?"

Yue Lou righteously said: "Come hug me!"

Two big men with an average age of 28 hugged each other for a little while, and then they were ruthlessly pushed away by Xi Zheng who was so hungry that they loved each other ruthlessly: "How about eating brother?" !"

Does Yue Lou feel sorry for his family being hungry and dizzy without eating?Without a word, he packed up his things and closed the door, and went down the steps. Yuelou thought for a while and said to Xi Zheng on the steps: "Come on, brother will carry you back."

Xi Zheng didn't feel embarrassed at all, and just stretched out his hand: "Come!"

The 1.8-meter man is heavy on the back, but Yuelou's hands on Xizheng's knees are tight, and his steps in the night are also very steady, rubbing against his ears like a cat on his back A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth involuntarily.

There seems to be something different about his children.

However, what he can be sure of is that carrying this person on his back is the treasure that he has been looking forward to for the first half of his life.

Can't let go.

It was too late, Yue Lou didn't dare to feed Xi Zheng too greasy, so he filled a bowl of porridge that had been boiled before and handed it to Xi Zheng.

Xi Zheng took the porridge, his face was like this, and he muttered softly: "...I knew it..."

This man always controls his diet very strictly.

However, he has never had a stomach problem, and his body has never experienced any discomfort due to diet, which may also be due to the man.

It was the middle of the night, when Yue Lou came out after washing the dishes, he found Xi Zheng still lying on his sofa, lazily, kicking and kicking with his legs on the back of the sofa, so uncomfortable.

"Go back to sleep, it's too late, you have to go to work tomorrow." Yue Lou came out, bent over and poked Xi Zheng's cheek.

Xi Zheng's eyes lit up, and Thief Xixi pointed to himself: "Brother Lou, do you want to kiss me goodnight?"

Yue Lou's breath stagnates.

He looked at Xi Zheng quietly, with a smile on his face, Xi Zheng looked at Yue Lou teasingly, and winked at him maliciously.

Yue Lou slowly knelt on the ground, holding Xi Zheng's head in his hands, slowly approaching Xi Zheng.

The distance between the lips of the two was one decimeter, ten centimeters. The man's scorching breath had already sprayed on Xizheng's face, and his slightly hoarse voice sounded, with depression and calmness that whitewashed the peace: "You know what I want to do What? If you don't want to..."

Xi Zheng was too lazy to speak, so he hooked the man's neck with his backhand, raised his head and leaned closer.

As if Yue Lou's mind exploded, he could only feel the warmth of his lips against the soft lips, which was the only basis for him to feel that he was still alive.

It's not enough just to be close to each other.

Yuelou is self-taught, and quickly learned how to lick Xizheng's lips with the tip of his tongue, how to absorb body fluid from Xizheng's lips, how to breathe with chaotic breath, how to press tightly...

and many more?

Yue Lou managed to regain some sanity, and was surprised to find that Xi Zheng had been dragged off the sofa by him at some point and pressed to the ground. Contains water waves.

Yue Lou let go of Xi Zheng's lips and propped up his body. He looked apologetically at Xi Zheng who opened his eyes in confusion, "I'm sorry..."

When you were hugging your man and enjoying the long-awaited kiss, it was suddenly interrupted?Xi Zheng glanced blankly at Yue Lou on his body. The man had already turned away from him, and sat cross-legged on the ground next to him, apologizing sincerely to Xi Zheng: "...Brother is a bit too much, don't be mad at me. Let's take it slowly .”

Xi Zheng's eyes widened, and he looked at Yuelou again and again, after confirming that the man was only apologetic at the moment, he almost laughed angrily.

Okay, okay, first kiss, I will bear with you this time!

Xi Zheng stood up from the ground, patted the ashes, put on his coat, and said lazily, "I'm going back."

Yue Lou felt that he had done something wrong, so he was very humble, and graciously took the initiative to open the door to pay his respects and leave: "Rest early."

Xi Zheng stood at the door and paused, still out of breath, turned around and hugged Yue Lou loudly and kissed him before he casually opened the door and said casually, "Good night."

Yue Lou covered his lips that Xi Zheng had just kissed, and was so stupid as to watch the opposite door close, silent for a long time.

Back in the room, Xi Zheng no longer had any scruples and howled loudly at the brat.

"How could it be like this! I slammed on the brakes halfway through the kiss? I almost wanted to push him!" Xi Zheng complained expressionlessly.

It sounded like the voice of a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy: "Master host, are you...dissatisfied with desire?"

"Ah, yes!" Xi Zheng was annoyed, "It's all your fault for blocking memory, which made me an idiot for 24 years, otherwise I would have gone to my house a long time ago... Hey, I was looking forward to it in vain just now, to open this kind of store , to be so innocent, don’t you know what the right time, place, and harmony are for people!”

The bear child was silent for a moment, and reluctantly said: "...If the host wants, I can go and dream about my rival, so that he can quickly come over and overwhelm the host without delay."

Xi Zheng simply said, "Thank you."

The bear child choked and disappeared without a sound.

As soon as Xi Zheng thought about the work of the next day, his head became dizzy, and he didn't dare to think too much, so he fell asleep after washing up.

As it turned out, he was still a little late to bed.

He yawned one after another, the corners of his eyes were soaked with physical tears, and the contagious whole office yawned after him, feeling sleepy.

The fat man who made a typo for the fifth time turned his head back, with two big dark circles hanging under his narrow eyes, he hesitated to speak: "...Xiao Zhou, can you pay attention to the contagiousness of yawning? Wait for the report."

Xi Zheng yawned halfway, and was so frightened by the murderous intent hidden in the fat man's tone that he swallowed it back abruptly.

Qu Xia came in with heavy steps, without raising her head: "Xiao Zhou, someone is looking for you at the door."

Xi Zheng was taken aback: "Who?"

"A little girl," Qu Xia sat down, gossiping, "with heavy makeup. Xiao Zhou...is it you..."

Xi Zheng immediately jumped up: "Oh, my niece!"

...Damn!

After Xi Zheng ran out of the office, his face twisted slightly.

The heroine of the world, isn't this the little guy who wants to poach Lao Tzu's corner?

Hehe, little niece, you wait, uncle!horse!superior!Come!

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At the gate of the sub-bureau, there was a little girl with her arms folded, her head held high, standing in front of the guard room as if she was the best in the world, shaking her feet, a typical rebellious girl.

Xi Zheng walked over slowly with his hands in his pockets.

The little girl saw Xi Zheng at a glance, the tall figure of a baby-faced policeman in a police uniform, broad shoulders and slender waist, walked over lazily yawning, stepped forward with long legs, and stopped in front of Qian Xiaoyuan.

Qian Xiaoyuan looked at Xizheng carefully for a long time, then took out her mobile phone from her pocket, opened a photo, checked it carefully, and raised her head: "Your name is Zhou Mingpeng, right?"

Xi Zheng showed a kind expression: "Uncle."

After Qian Xiaoyuan confirmed the person, she rolled her eyes: "What kind of uncle are you?"

"You call Lao Yue Uncle, but you can't call me Uncle?" Xi Zheng said solemnly, "Lao Yue and I are of the same generation."

Qian Xiaoyuan's eyes were sharp: "You and his generation, what do you care about me?"

Xi Zheng shrugged: "Aren't you his niece, then you are my niece."

"I'm not his niece!" Qian Xiaoyuan tried her best to support Pingchuan's chest, "I'm his girlfriend!"

"Oh—" Xi Zheng prolonged his voice, and then decisively said, "I don't believe it!"

The little girl was still too young, so she was anxious on the spot: "What do you mean! Oh, I see, you really have something to do with my uncle Yue!"

The 14-year-old girl's face darkened, and she said aggressively, "Tell me, are you my uncle's concubine!"

Xi Zheng immediately figured out the little girl's background, especially indifferent: "Your junior high school concubine used two words?"

"You don't care!" Qian Xiaoyuan gritted her teeth, "I knew something was wrong with you! Fortunately, I kept my mind and asked Grandpa Yu, huh! Male goblin!"

Xi Zheng thought for a while, and said, "Isn't school over at this o'clock?"

Qian Xiaoyuan put her hands on her hips: "You don't care about me! Bah, shameless!"

Xi Zheng picked out his ears, and said casually: "Okay, okay, you want face, do you want paper, don't draw such gorgeous pictures of children's families, it's like singing a big show."

Qian Xiaoyuan was so angry that she almost lost her shape: "I'm scolding you!!!"

Xi Zheng nodded: "Well, I heard, how is your grade? How is the school?"

Qian Xiaoyuan gave Xi Zheng a cold look, squatted on the ground and mumbled a few words while holding her head.

Xi Zheng: "Hey, it's freezing? Let me tell you, little girl, why don't you wear ankle-deep pants, and be careful to freeze your body. Hey, you children!"

Qian Xiaoyuan stood up abruptly, as if making up her mind: "Hey, brother policeman..."

"Call me uncle," Xi Zheng said slowly, "If you don't call me, you can talk about it."

Qian Xiaoyuan was angry.

After a while, the little girl barely called out: "...Uncle Zhou."

Xi Zheng smiled openly: "Niece, tell me."

Qian Xiaoyuan looked at Xi Zheng, pretended not to hear the word niece, and smiled smugly: "Uncle, you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

"Ah yes," Xi Zheng touched his chin and agreed, "I've never met a girlfriend before."

If the guy from his family is willing to sacrifice, he might have it, and so far, tsk, what is a girlfriend?

Qian Xiaoyuan snorted and smiled: "So uncle is also a virgin, he has never had sex with women."

"You're a junior high school student." Xi Zheng took out his phone and shook it, "If you say something like that, I'll play it for your Uncle Yue, how about it?"

Qian Xiaoyuan's expression changed: "...you!"

Xi Zheng yawned: "I played truant all the way to make fun of me, kids are really energetic..."

Qian Xiaoyuan took a few deep breaths, barely raised a smiling face, and said very flamboyantly, "Uncle, I haven't finished my words yet."

"Ah, okay, if you have anything else to say, you can say it," Xi Zheng glanced at the time, and muttered, "Just don't interfere with my meal."

"Uncle, let's do it!"

Xi Zheng didn't raise his breath, and suddenly choked and coughed.

Qian Xiaoyuan felt proud and elated: "Uncle, you don't have a girlfriend, and you probably haven't had sex with a woman before, so do it with me! I can sacrifice for you!"

"You have done with me, so you are not allowed to go to my Uncle Yue! You have to be honest with women, otherwise, I will sue you for rape!" Qian Xiaoyuan was not complacent.

Xi Zheng sighed and shook his head, re-examined the junior high school girl in front of him, looked at the time, and raised his chin at Qian Xiaoyuan: "Come with me."

Qian Xiaoyuan hurriedly followed, and after getting on a police motorcycle under the instruction of Xi Zheng, her face was filled with distaste: "Oh, the bad roots of men, as long as they can be with women..."

"Shut up, girl who has no front or back!" Xi Zheng put a helmet on Qian Xiaoyuan's head, "Be honest and do it well, uncle will take you to witness what is called your life!"

The motorcycle sped out, Qian Xiaoyuan clutched Xi Zheng's clothes tightly, and the voice hidden in the helmet screamed indistinctly: "Uncle! Are you wearing a condom!"

Xi Zheng raised his voice: "Even if I bring a hundred dozen condoms, it's useless!"

Qian Xiaoyuan pointed her voice against the wind: "I want a five-star hotel!!!"

"Don't worry!!!" Xi Zheng replied loudly, "I will make you cry!!!"

Xi Zheng kicked the oil brake, a beautiful drift, and the police motorcycle stopped firmly in place.

"Hey, girl, let go," Xi Zheng broke away the hand that was holding him, "It's time to go."

Qian Xiaoyuan got off the motorcycle tremblingly, handed the helmet to Xi Zheng, and turned around in a daze.

There is a shopping mall in front of it, and a five-star hotel is across the road. Its location is just in front of the sidewalk of the largest student bookstore in the city.

Xi Zheng put his helmet on, parked his motorcycle, and shook his head at Qian Xiaoyuan: "Let's go."

Qian Xiaoyuan grabbed Xizheng's swinging arm and was stunned: "Don't you want to cross the road?"

"Which road to cross?" Xi Zhengyong looked at Qian Xiaoyuan with caring and mentally retarded eyes, all kindly, "Silly boy, this is where we are going."

what?

Qian Xiaoyuan's face was frightened, but Xi Zheng dragged her into the bookstore.

How big is the bookstore with three or five floors full of student guide books, and the despair on Qian Xiaoyuan's face is as deep as: "Uncle! Uncle! We went wrong, we went wrong!"

Xi Zheng couldn't refuse, grabbed Qian Xiaoyuan and went straight to the tutoring book area for junior high school students. In the curious eyes of the bookstore teller, he smiled and explained: "My niece doesn't like to study. She is in the second grade of junior high school. Please show me some What test paper tutorial?"

Qian Xiaoyuan almost sat on the ground and rolled over, howling dryly: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it! Who are you, abductee, liar, human trafficker! Rape!"

I have to say that the police uniform on Xizheng still helped him a lot, coupled with his soft-spoken explanation, and the bad girl struggling in his hands, everyone chose Xizheng.After all, there is no human trafficker who abducts people to buy textbooks for them.

The teller is also ruthless, and collected a large pile in a few suitable times in the second year of junior high school, almost half the height of Qian Xiaoyuan. The teller smiled sweetly: "There are papers for each subject with different emphasis, English grammar books and classical The poetry book is also here, do you want to see if you want anything else?"

Xi Zhengyong flipped through it casually with his free hand, and felt that it was almost enough, nodded: "Okay, please take it to me to pay the bill, I have to tie Yuanyuan in my hand."

Qian Xiaoyuan looked angry: "I won't do it even if you buy it!"

"Okay," Xi Zheng took out his wallet and said casually, "I'll tell Brother Lou what you said just now."

Qian Xiaoyuan's face looked disgusted as if she had eaten a fly.

With so many books, the police scooter can't handle them!

Xi Zheng first took photos of these supplementary books, and said to Qian Xiaoyuan, "I'll send you to school first. I have counted all these books. You should write them honestly."

Qian Xiaoyuan was a disheveled, unscrupulous young girl with heavy makeup and trendy clothes. Her arms and shoulders were full of supplementary books, which weighed heavily on her steps.

Xi Zheng called a nearby colleague and told the location of the motorcycle. After someone came to drive away, he took a taxi by himself, stuffed Qian Xiaoyuan in, followed him, and drove directly to Qian Xiaoyuan. Xiaoyuan School.

The driver was very curious along the way, probably because the little girl who played truant was caught by the elders, she made fun of her a few words, and was pushed back by the flamboyant Qian Xiaoyuan.Without further ado, Xi Zheng took a photo with Kacha.

Qian Xiaoyuan was aggrieved and became quiet.

After finding Qian Xiaoyuan's class teacher, Xi Zheng recognized him, and unceremoniously took on the identity of Qian Xiaoyuan's uncle, and told the teacher to take care of Qian Xiaoyuan, and then Qian Xiaoyuan, who was behind the teacher with despairing eyes He waved in front of his eyes: "Be obedient, uncle is gone."

Qian Xiaoyuan gritted her teeth.

I missed my lunch time, but I solved a small problem very well. Xizheng is still very happy. He is also very enthusiastic about working in the afternoon, and the matter at hand is handled quickly.

It's rare that Xizheng goes home at seven o'clock.

Yuelou was used to waiting for Xizheng until very late, so he was overjoyed and closed the door early to accompany Xizheng to go back for dinner.

At the dinner table, Xi Zheng suddenly remembered something, and burst out laughing: "You know, it's just our niece who went to the sub-bureau to find me!"

"I know, I heard from my aunt," Yue Lou smiled, "My aunt said that someone bought Yuanyuan a lot of questions, and she was so angry that she was writing papers while crying. I just couldn't figure out who it was. Yuanyuan said It's too bullying. You are really bullying this little girl."

"Why did I bully her?" Xi Zheng put down his chopsticks and winked, "It's obvious that she bullied me!"

Yue Lou was very cooperative: "Oh, why did you bully you?"

Xi Zheng pushed the bowl forward when he was full, put his hand on his chin, and smiled at Yuelou: "You know, a 14-year-old girl came to ask me to bed."

Yue Lou froze.

"How could I agree! Then I took her to buy materials." Xi Zheng laughed happily when he thought about it.

After a while, Yue Lou asked seriously: "The 14-year-old girl asks you to go to bed, if you don't agree, then..."

The man licked his lips and said slowly, "The 32-year-old me will ask you to bed, okay?"

The author has something to say: I can't believe that the world is eleven and two people have nothing to do!