Quickly kill the rival

The so-called coincidence, there is no most coincidental, only more coincidental.And the door opened by the neighbor confirmed this point.

Yue Lou raised his eyebrows, and said slowly, "Good evening, are you here to say hello?"

Xi Zheng's face turned red and green, then turned black angrily: "You are my neighbor, why didn't you say so?!"

He almost crushed the sausage in the bag!

This guy!

"I have said," Yue Lou opened the door, leaned against the door, and said with a smile, "Think about it, did I tell you that I live here too?"

Xi Zheng kept recalling in his mind, and finally found a suspicious sentence...

'Wait to go back together later? '

Xi Zheng: "What kind of person is telling me this?"

Yue Lou just smiled, and changed the subject: "The neighbor's house has been vacant for a long time. Since last week, people have been coming in and out to clean up. I knew someone was going to live in. At first I thought it was the tall and thin guy , I just found out it was you today."

"Thank you, we didn't know each other before today!" Xi Zheng was depressed.

Yue Lou: "Hey, new neighbor, are you here to visit? Come, come in and sit."

"No need!" Xi Zheng slammed the sausage in his hand on Yuelou with a face, "Here, my mother poured it herself, it's clean and hygienic."

Yue Lou took the sausage: "Is this a gift in return?"

Xi Zheng glared: "Fart! This is the meeting ceremony for the newly moved house!"

"Okay, okay, since it's a meeting ceremony, why don't you come in and meet?" Yue Lou said.

"Forget it," Xi Zheng said, "My current mentality is not suitable for a visitor. It would be bad to scare your wife."

Yue Lou had a playful look on his face: "Oh? Where did my daughter-in-law come from?"

Xi Zheng was puzzled: "Are you not married?"

"Of course," Yue Lou smiled, "By the way, I've been single for many years, and I don't have a date right now."

Xi Zheng hesitated for a moment: "So, you want me to introduce someone to you?"

"Well, if it's as cute as you, it's not impossible." Yue Lou deliberately smiled evilly at Xi Zheng.

Xi Zheng turned around directly: "Goodbye!"

Yue Lou laughed in a low voice: "My child, you have a big temper... Well, let's stop teasing you, did you put medicine on your knee?"

Xizheng is still willing to answer this question: "Well, wipe it."

"One stop ahead, take 206, the last stop is the temple, when you are well, you can go to worship." Yue Lou said sincerely.

Xi Zheng gritted his teeth: "I think it's better to invite a master to come over to look at Feng Shui. For example, is there a villain living in the cubicle?"

Yue Lou shrugged: "Ah yes, the villain who kindly gave you condoms."

Xi Zheng couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and rushed back to his room as if forgetting the pain in his foot without turning his head. When he closed the door, he gave the neighbor a vicious look: "Old rascal!"

'Boom! '

The door was shut tightly.

Holding the sausage bag, Yue Lou said to himself, "32... the youngest?"

Xi Zheng washed up, went to bed, and called his buddies, good buddies for many years in junior high and high school, even if they are not in the same university, the relationship has always been strong.

After he shared what happened today, as expected, he was laughed hard, and his buddies laughed and talked intermittently: "Pengzi, pay attention, be careful that he is gay, and he is fishing for you. Don't forget , you kid often attracts the likes of these people!"

Xi Zheng's black face: "I appreciate this kind of liking and thank you Bumin."

I really don’t know what’s going on, but Xi Zheng is particularly attractive to men, and all the people who have been asking him to confess are men, except for one girl, who also asked him to wear women’s clothing to date, and then, Xi Zheng has resolutely been single until now up.

After hanging up the phone, Xi Zheng bit the corner of the pillow, recalling Yue Lou's words and demeanor, he felt that he was really a tough man full of masculinity, maybe... no, right?

Hey, I think it's better to think about it carefully and accept other people's plan to introduce someone.

After a comfortable night's sleep, Xi Zheng received a call early in the morning, and when he heard it in a daze, his whole body exploded.

"Aha? What?! Captain?!" Xi Zheng sat up suddenly, with a terrified expression, "I, I, I, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask for leave, I, I, I was injured!"

Faced with a phone call from the direct leader who has not met yet, Xi Zheng can only tell a series of things about yesterday.

"The ankle is still swollen, and the knee hurts when you bend it. I don't think I can do anything these two days." Xi Zheng explained his situation.

Fortunately, the captain is a magnanimous person, and he told him to take a good rest after telling him to ask for leave.

"Tsk, it's over." Xi Zheng scratched the head of the chicken nest, stared at the phone and sighed.No one asks for leave on the first day of work.

It's already bright.

Xi Zheng limped and opened the curtains, pushed open the window, and after doing upper body exercises, he started ordering takeaway.

As a person whose life skills are infinitely close to zero, all meals are taken out.

My foot hurt and I couldn't run anywhere.After Xizheng finished his meal, he could only shrink back in his room and continue tidying up, sorting clothes into categories for washing, hanging closets for hanging closets, and while looking at them, he went online to buy some small furniture and home appliances that needed to be repaired.

After two boring days, the swelling in Xizheng's ankle has disappeared. Although it still hurts when she moves, it will be better in a day or two.

At the very least, it's okay to wear slippers and send gifts from door to door.Anyway, there is a lot of time, so let's take it slow.

The residents on the seventh floor are a young couple and three female college students who shared the rent. For Xizheng’s meeting gift, the couple returned the pickles they made themselves. Ask neighbors to leave their cell phone numbers.With great difficulty, Xi Zheng escaped from the shared room with a haha, and let out a sigh of relief.

Back on the sixth floor, the door on the opposite side was closed tightly, and no sound could be heard inside, probably Yuelou went to open the door.Thinking so, Xi Zheng carried two more copies and went down to the fifth floor.

Among the residents on the fifth floor was the middle-aged woman that day. She was very enthusiastic, holding Xi Zheng's hand and chattering at the door. Inside the door was the dubbing of her grandson watching cartoons. Can't cover the loud voice of middle-aged women.

Xi Zheng had almost no room for an answer. The middle-aged woman had already made a big circle and started talking about the residents in the building. She focused on the old lady that Xi Zheng bumped into when he moved in, Granny Zhao.

"Grandma Zhao introduces her granddaughter to you, but don't agree!" The middle-aged woman warned, "Her granddaughter is sick!"

Xi Zheng was taken aback: "Didn't you say you are only in your early twenties, terminally ill?"

It's too miserable for Ruhua to be seriously ill at such a young age...

"Bah, what terminal illness! She..." The middle-aged woman was mysterious, "It's that..."

"Which one?" Xi Zheng was confused.

"Oh, you young people should know," the middle-aged woman curled her lips, "She is a woman, she likes women, she is mentally ill! Disgusting!"

Xi Zhengxin was hit by a hammer, he hesitated for a while: "Liking the same sex is not a disease..."

"Why is it not a disease!" The middle-aged woman stared, "What a shameless thing, her whole family is because she can't hold her head up, so she should be locked up in the hospital! How dare you become a teacher? What if you harm the students? ? Thanks to the fact that she is not in this district, otherwise, I have to report her!"

The words of the middle-aged woman made Xi Zheng very uncomfortable. She tried to refute a few words, but was drowned out in her loud voice: "Grandma Zhao just saw that you were new and didn't know, so she cheated on you! Her granddaughter also grew up It looks good, you probably like it, but this is miserable. According to the younger trend, she is called a fraudulent marriage!"

Xi Zheng said: "Grandma Zhao said the introduction object, and she didn't mean it. How can it be counted on her? Maybe they don't intend to find a man to marry at all."

"Oh, not looking for a man? What will she eat and drink in the future? Find a woman?" The middle-aged woman looked disgusted. "If she wants to give her family some face, she has to find a man to marry!"

Xi Zheng glanced at the middle-aged woman, and felt that the three views were completely inconsistent, and he couldn't communicate.

At this time, the middle-aged woman just opened the door opposite, and it seemed that the hostess came to throw away the trash.Xi Zheng quickly seized the opportunity, smiled at the middle-aged woman, turned around and took out the sausage: "Sister, I just moved here on the sixth floor. I made a homemade sausage for you, and my family can eat it. It's clean and hygienic."

After the woman took it, she smiled politely: "I know you. My son told me that you seem to have hurt your foot. Are you feeling better?"

Seeing that Xizheng ignored her, the middle-aged woman mumbled something and entered the house.

Xi Zheng listened to the sound of closing the door behind him, and when he heard the woman's words, he quickly smiled: "It turns out that it was the child of your family who helped me that day. Thank you so much, it's much better now."

"I heard that you are a policeman." The woman nodded towards Xizheng, "Thank you little brother."

Then the woman entered the room, brought out a box of fried chicken nuggets, and said with a smile: "My son loves to eat, so he often makes these. I think the little brother is not very old, so I think he can get used to it."

"Thank you big sister." Xi Zheng took the fried chicken nuggets and smiled.

"Aunt Qian's mouth is broken," the woman said, "Just listen to it."

Xi Zheng nodded: "I know."

The two exchanged a few more pleasantries before leaving.Xi Zheng returned to the room with the fried chicken nuggets in his hands, took a rest, and then gave gifts.

There are not many residents, most of them are polite and slow, and Xi Zheng is also sent to the first floor, and when he knocks on the door, it is Granny Zhao who comes to open the door.

"Comrade policeman, hello!" The old woman held the cat in her arms, "Douye, I see your benefactor is here."

Xi Zheng brought the sausage, and it was still a polite remark, and Granny Zhao suddenly grabbed Xi Zheng's hand and began to cry.

Xi Zheng's hairs stood on end: "Grandma Zhao? Granny Zhao, what's wrong with you, just tell me, don't cry!"

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"Comrade policeman!" The cat in Granny Zhao's arms jumped away, and the old lady said, "I'll tell you, my granddaughter is coming back, I beg you, take a look at my granddaughter, if you can sleep well, I will marry you." She. We don’t want bride price, dowry, and I will give her the house even after I die, comrade, look at my granddaughter, she is a good girl.”

Xi Zheng thought of what the middle-aged woman said just now, and he had mixed feelings in his heart. He comforted Granny Zhao: "Don't worry, this is not the way to find a partner. I can't just say yes, it depends on the girl's wishes... ..."

"She doesn't dare to have an opinion!" The old woman is anxious, "As long as you like it, take it away immediately! If she dares to have an opinion, I will show her to death!"

At this time, Xi Zheng was full of sympathy for a woman she had never met, and she didn't know how she was suffering in such a life.

While talking, a delicately dressed girl opened the door and appeared at the bottom of the steps.

Granny Zhao's eyes lit up: "Xiaowei! Come here and meet Officer Zhou!"

Xi Zheng is weak: "Just call me Xiao Zhou..."

The long-haired woman looked up at Xizheng, her eyes were filled with stagnant water, and she remained silent.

"This is my Xiaowei!" Granny Zhao held Xizheng's hand tightly, "23, she can do everything, she is beautiful! And she works, and all the money she earns is her husband's. Comrade police, look, look Do you deserve it!"

Xi Zheng didn't dare to look at the woman at all, and forcibly broke away from Granny Zhao's hand: "Grandma, I have other places to send, you talk to your granddaughter..."

However, there was still an injury on his foot, and Xi Zheng was not able to leave as fast as the old woman, and was grabbed again: "Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou! Wait, come in and sit in the room! Xiao Wei, don't cook yet!"

The woman didn't say a word, didn't give Xizheng a look in her eyes, and entered the room in silence.

Xi Zheng didn't dare to enter this room, he was holding on to the handrail of the stairs, struggling desperately: "Grandma Zhao, there is still soup stewing in my house, I didn't turn off the fire, if I don't go back, something big will happen!"

At this time, Granny Zhao's hands were terrifyingly strong, and Xi Zheng didn't dare to pull them hard, for fear of hurting the old man, so she could only be dragged towards the room by Granny Zhao.Due to the displacement of the feet, a dull pain hit.

Xi Zheng was wounded everywhere, and the pain made him break out in a cold sweat, and he almost couldn't help but want to break the jar and throw it in to coax the old woman, and the door was pushed open again.

The man with a cigarette in his mouth propped his hand against the short wall, and said impatiently, "What are you doing, the corridor is pulling and pulling."

Xi Zheng's eyes lit up, watching the man's footsteps stepping up the three short steps step by step, he rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on Xi Zheng's shoulders: "Grandma Zhao, do you have something to do with him?"

Granny Zhao seemed a little afraid of Yuelou, she loosened her hands, Xi Zheng took the opportunity to break free from Granny Zhao's grasp, and hid behind Yuelou without a trace.

"I asked him to come to my room for dinner." Granny Zhao was embarrassed, "Just a meal, he just came."

"Oh, it's okay to have a meal," the man replied.Xi Zheng raised his head abruptly, worried that he would be resold second-hand by the man, but unexpectedly the man changed the subject, "But I asked him in the morning, and he said he wanted to eat soup. I have already stewed it for him in my house. Fa came here to eat."

Granny Zhao blinked her dry eyes, opened her mouth and couldn't speak, she could only watch Yue Lou pinch the cigarette, and after flicking it into the trash can, holding Xi Zheng with one hand, the two went upstairs.

Xi Zheng's foot was throbbing with pain, he could only put all his strength on Yue Lou, and barely jumped up to the second floor.

"Tsk, if things go on like this, the two of us will really have to eat hot pot when we go home." Yue Lou said suddenly.

Before Xi Zheng could react, the man bent down and put Xi Zheng on his shoulder.

Suddenly the body flew into the air, head down, Xi Zheng stayed for two seconds, and when the man carried him away, his face was congested with blood: "Hey! What are you doing! I feel like let me down!"

"Let you down to hopscotch?" Yue Lou asked back.

Xi Zheng vomited blood, "That can't be..."

"Or do you think it's better for me to hug you horizontally?" Yue Lou said.

Xi Zheng quickly closed his eyes: "Brother, this is fine, please."

Xi Zheng seemed to hear the man chuckle.

Being carried by someone is indeed much faster than him jumping and jumping. What is even more frightening is that with a person on his shoulders, Yuelou's face does not change when he reaches the sixth floor, his heartbeat does not change, and his breath does not show bold words. .

Xi Zheng put his feet on the ground, watched Yuelou open the door, and pursed his lips: "Well, thank you."

"You're welcome," Yue Lou turned his head and smiled, "You were so scared that you were about to cry. It was too miserable. If you didn't see it, you were bullying the child too much."

Xi Zheng gritted his teeth: "You are about to cry! I was shocked! Shocked!"

"Come in," Yue Lou pushed open the door, raised his chin at Chao Xizheng, "about your shock, we can chat while drinking soup."

"Did you really cook the soup?" Xi Zheng was taken aback.

The soup he said was obviously deceiving Granny Zhao. He didn't even have time to cook instant noodles. As for the soup, he could only say that he had seen his mother do it.

So for what Yuelou said at the time, he felt that it was an excuse, why... he is still playing for real?

With an inexplicable curiosity, Xi Zheng jumped into Yuelou's house.

The layout is the same as his house, but the interior layout is very different.

On the wall is a photo wall, from yellowed old photos to selfies, densely assembled into a heart; covered by dark blue curtains, the room looks depressing and dim; old sofa, old coffee table, and many years ago Just an obsolete desktop TV; there is only one partition between the living room and the dining room. On the partition, there are some old ones, and even a gun. Although it is estimated to be fake, it is still very shocking to look at. of.

The wooden floor was a little empty, Xi Zheng swallowed, and limped to the sofa while holding on to the cabinet, while Yue Lou had already washed his hands and went into the kitchen.

The kitchen is a closed one, and once the door is closed, nothing can be seen.Xi Zheng stretched his neck curiously, looked left and right, and had the illusion of spying on people's hearts.

Soon, Yuelou came out, and he put a porcelain soup pot on the big round table in the dining room, and raised his chin: "Come over for dinner."

Xi Zheng asked about the location of the bathroom, washed his hands and came out, only to find that the curtains had been pulled open.The room suddenly became much brighter, and the atmosphere seemed to change from cold and secluded to a little more popular.

On the dining table, Yue Lou had already served soup in bowls, a bowl full of meat dishes, and a pig's foot.

Xi Zheng didn't know what to say when he was sitting at someone's home for dinner.He was dizzy, and pointed to the pig's feet in the bowl: "...Isn't this one for milk?"

Yue Lou was very calm: "You can feel that you are breastfeeding, if you have one."

Xi Zheng does not move chopsticks.

Yue Lou raised his head: "Complement the shape with the shape, eat you."

Only then did Xi Zheng shake off his chopsticks, let go of a little embarrassment, and ate the meal made by his neighbor.

"Huh?" Xi Zheng blinked, "Brother, the craftsmanship is not bad."

"My mother taught me," Yue Lou smiled, "It's not bad."

Xi Zheng gave a thumbs up: "According to this technique, it is completely possible to open a shop."

"Didn't I open it?" Yue Lou remained calm.

Xi Zheng remembered the shop in Yuelou, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I said, brother, what do you think? You can't open a restaurant with this skill, open...cough...that kind of shop. Why, that one makes money..."

Yue Lou deliberately said: "Oh, what kind of store do I open?"

"Just..." Xi Zheng said embarrassedly, "That shop."

Yue Lou laughed as he ate, put down his chopsticks, reached across the dining table and touched Xi Zheng's head: "You boy, you are so funny."

Xi Zheng pushed Yue Lou's hand away, and said seriously, "Speak more seriously, you are calling me a police officer and I will sue you."

"Okay, okay, Comrade Policeman," Yue Lou especially cooperated, "Come on, I'll get you another bowl."

Xi Zheng pushed the bowl over, curious: "Is this a bribe?"

Yue Lou raised his eyebrows: "Comrade police, who can be bribed with a pig's foot, you have some ambition."

"I don't want pig's feet!" Xi Zheng remembered, "Give me something else!"

"it is good."

When Yue Lou put a bowl full of soup in front of Xi Zheng, Xi Zheng realized that he had the second bowl?

It's the first time to eat at a neighbor's house, and you let yourself eat two bowls?

"Cough..." Xi Zheng decided to save face for himself, "Actually, I don't usually eat much, it's just that I didn't eat today, a little..."

Yue Lou didn't raise his head: "Oh, tell me when you're done eating, and I'll serve it for you."

"..."

Xi Zheng was depressed, so he could only bite the ribs hard to vent his emotions.

After a hearty meal, Xi Zheng watched Yue Lou wash the dishes, and realized later: "Ah, let me help."

"Let's go play," Yuelou was washing the dishes, "I'm not going to enslave child labor." "Thank you so much, uncle."

Yue Lou paused, turned his head to Xi Zheng who was lying on his stomach at the door: "What do you call me?"

"Uncle!" Xi Zheng said slowly, "Aren't you much older than me, do you think I'm a child? Then wouldn't it be good for me to call you Uncle?"

Originally, Xizheng predicted many Yuelou's reactions, but unexpectedly, Yuelou turned around indifferently, continued to wash the dishes, and only let out a oh.

Xi Zheng: "Uncle?"

"Ok?"

Really agree?

Xi Zheng continued: "Uncle Yue? Uncle Yue? Uncle Lou?"

"Ah."

"exist."

"Oh."

Xizheng is addicted to playing.

"Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle..."

After Yuelou cleaned the bowl, wiped it and put it away, took off his gloves and cleaned up the water table, he turned around and took two steps towards Xizheng.

Xi Zheng continued to smile badly: "Oh, uncle!"

Yue Lou stopped two steps in front of Xi Zheng, bent over, and leaned in front of Xi Zheng's face, so close that he could feel his breath.

Looking directly into the dark eyes of the other party, Xi Zheng suddenly felt embarrassed, why he was really like a child, so childish...

"Hi, kid."

The man's own reverberation is full of magnetic and powerful voice.

"Call me brother."