God always loves dubbing

Jin Li went back to his room in a panic, his heart was in a mess.He is not considered single for more than [-] years, at least he had two girlfriends while he was a teenager, both of whom looked pretty at the time, but he basically didn't even want to hold their hands, basically in the spirit of "good buddies" How can I not have a girlfriend" mentality to date!

The one who came over today was one of his girlfriends, and because she almost took away his first kiss, Jin Li broke up with her without hesitation.In his opinion, he and she haven't developed to the point of kissing!

Jin Li never told his other buddies the reason for the breakup, after all, he would definitely be laughed at by them - his buddies are all jerks who often compete to see who wins the most girls.

After thinking about it, Jin Li couldn't think of anyone who could ask for help in reality.He struggled for a while, and then approached the sleepy god who harassed him every day recently: "My god, I have a question and I want to ask you/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

There was no movement from Sleeping God.

Jin Li stared at the phone for a long time without waiting for Sleepy God's reply, so he ran up to Weibo to post a question.

Koi Lili Lili: If I listen hard to dramas and get hard when rubbed by a boy, does that mean I'm bent?

Many people who paid attention to Koi Lili Lili because of the god of sleep were fortunate enough to pass by Koi Lili Lili, they were naturally not asleep at the moment. Seeing the self-proclaimed man, Koi Lili Lili asked such a question and immediately enthusiastically gave Jin Li the answer: Yes , It must be, it must be, it has already bent to the Mariana Trench, so don't struggle!

Jin Li: "..."

Jin Li asked one of the more reliable girls: "But I'm not interested in other men at all. When I see a certain person or hear a certain voice, my head is full of small movies. Does that count?"

Jin Li was anxiously waiting for an answer when a wave of new comments and reposts overwhelmed him——

Counting sheep and bleating: a short movie for details

The following comments are all "Row to the right".

It was only then that Jin Li discovered that this seemingly reliable counting sheep and baa-baa was a well-known later stage in the circle. There were not many works, but they were all high-quality goods and had many fans.Seeing so many people queuing up to swipe the screen, Jin Li, even a fool, understood that they were teasing him.

Jin Li was about to close Weibo when he suddenly realized that the drama in his hand hadn't found a later stage yet.He went to listen to several later dramas of Counting Sheep and Baa Baa, and found that the effect was very good, so he couldn't help but send a private message to find it: Hello, big brother, this is Mengxin Planning!I have a drama in my hand to start, can you come and do post-production for it?

Counting sheep and bleating online, I quickly came back: What drama?

Koi Lili Lili: "Chasing the Sunshine", a short story on DingDing.com.

Counting Sheep: Are you going to be authorized?I remember that Baiye God generally does not open authorization.

Koi Lili Lili: When the time comes, Master Bai Ye will adapt the script with me.

Jin Li opened the contact tool and took a picture of Counting Sheep and Baa as evidence.

Counting sheep and bleating:! ! ! ! ! !

Counting sheep and bleating: I accept

Counting sheep and bleating was obviously very excited, and repeated several times in a row——

Counting sheep and baa: Have you found a CV?Be sure to find something reliable!Make sure to leave a good impression on God Bai Ye!This is the first article by God Bai Ye to open the authorization of radio dramas. Maybe God Bai Ye thinks it is good and will give authorization to other articles as well!If you don't know a CV, I can find it for you!

Koi carp carp carp: QAQ

Koi carp carp carp carp: I found our sleeping god

Counting sheep and bleating: Sleepy God ignored you?Don't be sad, Sleepy God doesn't open Weibo very much

Koi carp carp carp: cleared

Counting sheep and bleating:! ! ! ! ! !

Koi carp carp carp: accepted

Counting sheep and bleating:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Koi carp carp carp: subject to

Koi carp carp carp: QAQ

Counting sheep and bleating: ...

Counting sheep and bleating is a fan of Bai Ye, so he has also watched "Chasing the Sunshine".She thought back to the protagonist Shou in "Chasing the Sunshine", who loves to act and toss, but she couldn't connect him with the cold sleepy god.

but--

Counting sheep and bleating: Thinking about it, I am really looking forward to it! ! !

Counting sheep and baa: In the past, Sleeping God was forbearing and introverted. When encountering the character set of H, um, ah, and ah, he directly pulled the lamp. I can't wait to hear Sleeping God's healthy and beautiful panting! ! ! ! ! !

Counting sheep and bleating: cough, cough, pretend you didn’t see the sentence above

Koi carp carp carp: ...

How can I pretend I didn't see it!The little movie in his head has been dubbed, okay?

Jin Li discussed with Shu Yang Ba Ba again, set up a crew group to bring Shu Yang Ba Ba into it, and nervously sent an invitation to Sleeping God.He heard that Sleeping God doesn't like to intensify the group, he was afraid that Sleeping God would refuse.

Counting sheep and baa gave Jin Li a lot of familiar voices in the circle, and asked Jin Li to see if there were any suitable ones to be the main attacker.Jin Li approached them one by one and listened carefully. He felt that this was wrong and that was wrong. In short, none of them were worthy of their sleepiness!That's why he wanted to sleep with his gods, and there are quite a lot of good receivers in the circle!

Counting sheep and bleating: Luckily there are only two of us in the flock

Counting sheep and bleating: Otherwise, if you criticize the law, you will definitely be pinched into a dog

Counting sheep and bleating: Have you ever heard of one pink top ten black?What you are talking about is your old feeling that "no one can compare to my XX, no one is worthy of my XX, my XX is the best in the world! What you like is all scum, even my XX can't compare with a finger " brain-dead fan.

Koi carp carp carp: ...

Koi Lili Lili: I think Bai Ye’s writing is average

Koi carp carp carp carp: Litian Dashen also has a taste

Counting sheep and bleating: What kind of vision do you have!That guy from Litian changed his vest all day long before he became popular. If the data is good, he will fill it in, and if the data is bad, he will abandon the pit. ! !Forget about poor quality, but also poor character, hugging Master Bai Ye's thigh all day long, trying to find ways to tie up with Master Bai Ye, and conniving fans to say that Master Bai Ye is a passer-by to rub off on his popularity! ! !So angry! ! !Spicy chicken! ! !

Counting sheep and bleating: ...

Counting sheep and bleating: ...

Counting sheep and bleating: ...

Koi carp carp carp: ┑(￣Д￣)┍

Counting sheep and baaa don't want to talk to Jin Li anymore.

Jin Li didn't have time to continue talking about counting sheep and bleating, because Sleep God was online!

Can't sleep:?

Can't sleep: what to ask

Koi carp carp carp: roll around~(～o￣▽￣)～o roll around o～(＿△＿o～)~

Koi Lili Lili: It’s okay, it’s okay!God, I have solved it!

can't sleep: oh

Can't wake up: see

Can't wake up: I've been holding it in for more than [-] years.

Can't wake up: It is recommended to respect the nature of self-release

Can't wake up: masturbate more

Koi carp carp carp: ...

Koi carp carp carp: QAQ

God, your mind is so dirty, does your mother know that!