Sword Net Three: Nima, this is really a pit

Xu Nian watched Brother Pao silently for a long time, feeling a little sad, he sighed lightly, clicked back, and created an account again.

He browsed for a long time on the selection of martial arts. Changgemen, the new martial arts in version 95, generally speaking, the new martial arts will become gods for a long period of time. I don't like it very much, but for Xu Nian, the 90s was a completely blank era.He looked at the past one by one, and finally chose the Tang Sect. There was no way, the sense of belonging to the sect was too strong, and he himself was still a nostalgic person.

But this time he chose a loli body.The cute little Paoluo ran to the front, turned around, and stood proudly where she was, which made Xu Nian feel much better.

Xu Nian began to study his own dick. Like most straight men, he hated the technical work of pinching his face very much, and he didn't have much confidence in his own aesthetics. The face he squeezed out happily was just ugly.

So he directly imported several face pinching data that Xiaoyao gave him, and after comparing them one by one, he finally chose a satisfactory face shape, which was cute and pure, but also showed a trace of cunning in the pure, it was a killer of straight men ah!

After pinching his face, he began to choose a name for the character. Choosing a name is also a technical job. He had to choose a literary, delicate and sensitive one, which would make a man pity him at first glance.

[May there be no years to look back], ah!Backspace to delete. [Hold hands and look at each other], spit..., backspace to delete. [Tenderness lost to fleeting time], vomit..., backspace to delete.

……

Damn it, this kind of name can kill Xu Nian every day. Forget it. Although the plan is very important, in the final analysis, making yourself comfortable is the most important thing. If you let him go around with that ID every day Shaking, he would rather choose a dog leash.

[Tang Wule] Click OK.

A demon cannonball was born out of nowhere.

The reading ends, the cutscene begins, and Qiu Yeqing comes over to wake Paoluo up. This familiar yet unfamiliar special feeling makes Xu Nian unable to press ESC for a long time, so he struggles to see the end from the beginning.

At the end of the animation, Xu Nian tried to operate Pao Luo, so Pao Luo happily ran to Ah Zhu's side.

Xu Nian clicked the interaction button.

Ah Zhu: This unlucky boy Yang Bao knows how to be playful all day long and doesn't work hard at all. When Yang Bao becomes sensible someday, I won't have to worry about it so much.

Ah Zhu and Brother Yang Bao, this pair of NPCs are simply Jiansan's professional dog abusers.Xu Nian smiled knowingly, handed in the task and continued walking, and saw Brother Yang Bao.

Brother Yang Bao: Hey, there are flowers in spring and moon in autumn.There is a cool breeze in summer and snow in winter.It's fun all year round, why bother to learn martial arts.

Xu Nian laughed out loud, I finally came back again!

He got up and poured a glass of water, and sent Li Xiaoyao a WeChat message to tell him his ID, waiting for Li Xiaoyao to come to him.

Xu Nian manipulated Paoluo to bounce around to do the task, and got a few achievements along the way.Xu Nian has been playing PVP before, but all PVP players usually have a problem: In addition to meditating, they are either doing double jumps or on the way to double jumps. In short, they will never stand quietly for more than 1 hour. minute.

Xu Nian was no exception. He double-clicked the space bar and jumped up and down in front of the village chief. He found that Lolita's body was very light when she doubled, unlike a male, who felt very bulky when she jumped up.

He opened the mall, and opened the door to the new world almost instantly. Nima is against the sky. The clothes of the little lolita are so cute that his face is bloody. For three generations, he recalled Chengnan's wardrobe, and sure enough, Chengnan was the most economical body type.

Xu Nian glanced at the world, there are those who sell supervision books, those who sell tributes, those who advertise, and those who are looking for love. Of course, the most are those copy parties who work hard day after day.

Nothing has changed in this arena!The copyists are tirelessly repeating the same sentence: It’s a good idea to take a lop-eared rabbit home (poor) (poor), if not, I’ll ask again later.

What is this lop-eared rabbit?The second monk Xu Nianzhang couldn't figure it out, the system suddenly popped up a team invitation:

Lili Liji (Level: 8; School: Tangmen; Camp: Neutral) invites you to form a team.

accept reject

……

Xu Nian put his head in front of the computer for a closer look, admitted that he was illiterate, and then clicked reject.

It's the 95s, and it's still the same routine, alas, Xu Nian couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

After a while, another invitation pops up:

朒阿巴錷錷釓釓 (Level: 10; School: Cangyun; Camp: Neutral) invites you to form a team.

accept reject

Xu Nian glanced at it and refused.

Pigeon (Level: Level 7; School: Qixiu; Camp: Neutral) invites you to form a team.

accept reject

……

This time Xu Nian didn't even bother to read it, so he just clicked "Reject". He was really defeated by the studio.

Demons and Monsters (Level: 95; School: Chunyang; Camp: Valley of the Evil) invites you to form a team.

accept reject

Again?Xu Nian was a little annoyed and refused directly.

In the next second, the secret chat sounded "ding ding ding".

Xu Nian quickly switched to the secret chat channel to watch.

【魑鬼鬼鬼】Say quietly: Peat!

【魑首鬼】Said quietly: Why reject me!

【魑鬼鬼鬼】Say quietly: Quickly group me!Worship me as a teacher!Take you to upgrade!

You quietly said to [魑魔鬼]: Li Xiaoyao, why did you come up with such an ID, which made me almost treat you as a studio!

【魑首鬼】Said quietly: What the hell is your ID!Which cute girl would have such a name!

You quietly said to [魑魔鬼]: It’s okay, I’m Mengxin, and Mengxin doesn’t know how to name you (脚辉) (臣辉).

Xu Nian paid homage to Li Xiaoyao as his teacher by the way, and invited him over at the same time.

After a while, a big lump of something unknown appeared in front of Tang Wule.

You quietly said to [魑魔魍魍]: (Scared) What the hell are you wearing all over your body?

【魑鬼鬼鬼】Said quietly: (satisfied) (satisfied) handsome!

Due to Tang Wule's height, he could only see the gleaming crotch of the monster when he looked straight up. Xu Nian had to try his best to adjust the angle of view and circled around the monster for several times before finally seeing clearly, the cloak, the back hanging, the waist hanging , weapons, everything that can be hung is hung up, it is simply a Christmas tree with a glowing crotch.

You quietly said to 【魑魔鬼】: Why are you hanging so many things, you are so ugly!

[魑魔鬼] Quietly said: What do you know, hanging things is not for handsomeness, it is a symbol of status, a symbol of wealth, now there is no distinction between beauty and ugliness, because everyone has been blinded by my brother, understand do you!

Xu Nian focuses on Li Xiaoyao, and his martial art is Zixia Kungfu, um, no wonder he smells like a scumbag.