Small ostrich and hornless dragon

【22】

"Master, Master!"

Ever since I squatted down to pay homage to my teacher that day, I started to call Wujiao so sweetly, very cute and sensible.

Wujiao didn't bother to talk to me, I knew he didn't want to accept me as an apprentice at all.

Firstly, it is because I am a stupid ostrich; secondly, Wujiao has always been alone and is used to walking alone. During this period of time, he took me as an ostrich "pillow", but he may not be able to go to a certain place later. He just found a reason to leave me behind.

Wujiao's promise of "responsibility" to the ostrich boss may be just perfunctory, after all, he didn't specify what he was responsible for, and how long he would be responsible for me.

It's rare to recognize a powerful master. In order not to be abandoned by Wujiao, I carefully served Wujiao and tried my best to please him.

I tell jokes and stories to Wujiao, serve tea and water, spread quilts and warm the bed... Well, although he always dislikes my hair loss and drives me out of bed; besides, I specially learned to sing and dance to make Master Wujiao happy, Recently, I am also self-taught and learned to juggle.

Haha, I feel more and more that I am a versatile ostrich.

On this day, I excitedly ran to Master Wujiao, flapped my wings, and performed "Great Peng Spreading Wings" for him.

Wujiao squinted his eyes: "You are 'ostrich flapping its wings'."

I was furious, and changed my posture again. I stood upright and raised one foot high, perfectly demonstrating the "golden rooster independence".

Wujiao: "What is this? The gray ostrich lifted its foot?"

I:"……"

snort!I decided to come for the ruthless one, so I brought a lot of stones in my mouth, and planned to perform a boulder-breaking chest!

But Wujiao spilled a bunch of rice on the ground, and smiled at me: "Ermao, here is a chick pecking rice."

I:"……"

I am not a chicken!It's an ostrich!

【23】

Time passed quickly, and three months passed in a blink of an eye.

When I followed Master Wujiao and practiced with him, I also encountered other goblins and ghosts.

However, when they saw the two of us, they yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and ran away in a panic, as if they saw a ghost.

By the way, there are a few other ghost cultivators who have the same reaction, obviously they are ghosts!

Master Wujiao shook his head, saying that all the people he met along the way were scumbags.

It's not that they are scumbags, it's that you old man is too tough!

I yelled inside.

These goblins and ghosts must have been scared away by Master Wujiao, and I am more and more sure that Master is really powerful and terrifying.

But Master Wujiao has no self-knowledge at all. He often complains: "Ermao, why can't you change your form? You look terrible, every time I take you out, I scare people."

I:……

How can such a soft and cute ostrich like me be scary? !

I would also ask Master Wujiao some questions on weekdays, and he would talk to me when he was happy.I asked Master Wujiao, are there many sects of cultivating immortals in the human world?

Wujiao nodded, and briefly introduced something to me——

The Kyushu land in the human world is vast and rich in resources. There are many schools of cultivating immortals, big and small, but they have always been famous for a long time. There are only a handful of schools with a history of one hundred years, among which countless Taoists dream of and worship. The few sects that I have entered are Zhongnan Tianfu, Bihai Pavilion, Shenyin Sword Gate and Zijianzong.

I opened my mouth wide in a daze, and then asked Wujiao how could he know so much?Have you ever stayed in the human world?

Wujiao suddenly fell silent.

I suddenly became nervous, and then Wujiao reached out and rubbed my temples: "I don't know, maybe I stayed there before, but it's been too long, so I can't remember."

"It's okay, Master, we just cherish what is in front of us." I comforted.

My Wujiao master lived for some time, maybe he was an antique dragon, so his memory got worse as he got older, I decided to honor him well in the future.

"Master, do those sects of cultivating immortals also accept goblins? I think many Taoist priests have spiritual pets."

Wujiao sneered: "Ermao, this is a world of faces. If you look ugly, you are a monster, and if you are cute, you are a spiritual pet."

"Then...then what do you think of me?"

"Ugly rejection."

I:……

Master Wujiao beat me mercilessly again.

"Master, I...Although I'm a bit stupid, I'm definitely not ugly!" I hurriedly retorted, remembering the last time I took a tonic and accidentally transformed into a shape, Boss Ostrich and Fenfen praised me for being cute.

"Master, I'm really not ugly, and I won't embarrass you."

Wujiao still frowned: "But I think ostriches have always been ugly."

Ahhh!You are discriminating against ostriches, beware of ostrich groups all over the world pecking at you!

【24】

Wujiao's cultivation level is high, his spells are powerful, and he also has elixir on his body. There is also a golden storage bag, and I don't know how many treasures it contains.

With such a great master who is almost at the full level as my master, I definitely earned it!

I thought so before I became a teacher, but half a year after I became a teacher——

Others are fighting monsters and upgrading, Master told me to go with the flow and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon first;

Others already have artifacts and precious clothes on their bodies, but the master still ignores me, let me absorb the essence of the sun and the moon;

Others have been refining elixir, raising spiritual pets and planting spiritual fields, but I am still absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

They are also masters teaching apprentices, but my Wujiao master completely ignores me, and the so-called absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon means letting me bask in the sun during the day and the moonlight at night.

I might as well go to the sect of cultivating immortals!

My name is Tuo Er, I want to cultivate the Tao and walk on the road of Kangzhuang, but the master is especially unreliable, and he never thinks that I am cute, and always dislikes me for being unable to transform, he never even called my name correctly...

Master really broke my heart!

I was so sad and depressed, and in a fit of anger, I forgot about my previous plan to honor him, and decided to go back to my mother's house!

Wait, why is this statement a bit weird?No matter, in short, I want to go back to the ostrich grassland.

Seeing that I was packing my luggage, I was so angry that my hair exploded, but Wujiao still smiled lightly. He was eating melon seeds while drinking tea, and said slowly: "Ermao, do you really want to go back?"

I was so angry that I didn't have any reason, look, he called my name wrong again.

"You are a stupid ostrich who has no money, no spiritual coins, and can't change form. Most likely, you will die on the way. I don't know how to die?"

Wujiao's words are particularly cruel, but it is indeed true.

I trembled unexpectedly, then turned around and hugged my thigh again: "Master, I... I was wrong..."

Seeing my dog-legged appearance, Wujiao, who was not angry at first, suddenly became unhappy. With a cold face, he began to pluck my hair, one after another...

I was flustered, thinking when will Master calm down?Will I be plucked into a bald ostrich by him?

"Ermao, your miscellaneous hairs are long and prickly. It must be uncomfortable when you sleep at night."

"Sleep?" I'm obviously very comfortable when I sleep, how warm is my fur.

Wujiao raised the corner of his lips: "Continue to be my pillow, Ermao."

I:"……"

My name is Tuo Er, and I have worshiped a master, but the master treats me as a pillow.

【25】

Although my natal family failed to return, my dissatisfaction and resentment last time finally attracted Wujiao's attention, and he began to teach me some mental methods, training me to transform into a shape.

Wujiao looked at me, and rarely showed a serious expression: "It's the first time I've seen a shapeshifting goblin who needs to be taught by others, Ermao, you're really scary."

I:"……"

I don't think I'm terrible at all, but it turns out that I am.

Compared with other elves, the process of my transformation is extremely difficult. Each transformation can only maintain a part of the body. It is difficult to change the feet when changing hands. I can’t have both hands and feet. I often have a human body in the upper body and an ostrich in the lower body. The eyes, nose, and mouth of a face are always inconsistent, and several times in the middle of the night it becomes a faceless person.

Master Wujiao was very tired of teaching, saying that there is no second ostrich as stupid as me in the six realms.

After many times of training, I concluded that the best place to change is the butt, so I often dangled a bare human butt in front of Master Wujiao.

I was still very nervous, so I smiled and said to Wujiao: "Master, look! Is my butt white, tender and shiny, and it's so beautiful!"

"Snapped!"

No Horn slapped me on the ass.

My tender buttocks turned red all of a sudden, and I was so wronged that I wanted to cry: Why did Master beat me so well, what did I do wrong this time?

Master Wujiao said solemnly: "In broad daylight, we are both male, so don't play hooligans."

I:……

You are playing hooligans by spanking my ass, okay!

After this time, I found that Master Wujiao fell in love with spanking me.

I was not convinced anymore, I often looked at Master Wujiao pitifully as my butt hurt, and begged him not to spank my butt all the time. If I was really angry, I could occasionally change my butt and slap me lightly.

He replied directly: "From now on, if you are not good, I will keep hitting you."

Hey, teach your disciples not to just rely on beating!

And I'm obviously very good, but I'm still often spanked, why!

My heart hurts and my butt hurts, my hornless master has an extra bad habit.

【26】

"Ermao, come here." On this day, Master Wujiao called me again.

"Master, my name is Ou Er."

Wujiao: "...It's all the same, Ermao, come here quickly, I'll take you somewhere."

"oh oh."

I seem to be used to it, "Ermao" is Ermao, anyway, his old man's name "Wujiao" is not better than mine, and I chose it.

Master Wujiao took me to take a bath.

It's not a bathhouse for humans. I looked around and found that it was a natural hot spring pool.

In the mist of water vapor, Master Wujiao, who had taken off his clothes, soaked in the water, suddenly springing up.

He drooped and closed his eyes, his thick eyelashes were also covered, under his tall nose was a pair of seductive red lips, his chest was strong, and his fair skin looked faintly shiny through the water.

Looking at Master Wujiao, who has a good face and a slender figure, my cheeks can't help but feel hot.

Master should have lived for a long time, but his appearance is not old, forever, this is something that many human beings can only dream of.But there is one thing that I have always cared about, and that is the scar on Master Wujiao's face.

I asked Master Wujiao, he shook his head and said he forgot, alas, I don't know who is so cruel that he is willing to hurt such a beautiful face.

I also took a bath with Master naked, but I was in the shape of an ostrich, and I was separated from him by a short distance.Gradually, admiring Master Wujiao's beauty, not only my face became hot, but also my nose became hot, and I felt like I was about to bleed.

"Ermao, get your nosebleeds aside. If you pollute the spring water, be careful that your ass will bloom."

Blooming ass? !

Master, you are too cruel!I was so frightened that I quickly wiped my nose and looked up at the sky instead of looking at Master Wujiao, so as not to be tempted by him again.

【27】

I was only halfway through the bath, and before I had enjoyed it enough, I suddenly heard a movement, a civet cat hurried over, and was about to pounce on Master Wujiao.

Where did the naughty pussy come from!

I stood up in an instant, spreading my wings to block Master.

Too dangerous!Master Wujiao is so beautiful that many goblins are coveting him.

At this time, although I was very brave and fearless, and my body was bigger than a civet cat, but my cultivation level was too low, the civet cat knocked me into the air with a wave of its claws: "Pheasant chicken, get out of the way!"

I was beaten to the side: ...

pheasant? ?I'm an ostrich!

Although I was weak, I couldn't protect Master Wujiao, but in a flash of Master's figure, he stood neatly on the shore and helped me up when I fell.

The civet cat looked at Wujiao in front of him, looking like he was about to cry, and suddenly called out affectionately: "Brother!"

Wujiao and I: ? ? !

"Brother, it's been 500 years since I left, and I finally see you again today."

As the raccoon cat talked, it began to transform into long braids, wearing a beautiful dress, and a pair of playful eyebrows and eyes, with a pure and pleasant appearance.

But I'm confused again, wait!This civet cat listens to the voice of a man, how did he become a little girl?

Is it transvestite?

At the same time, I was also thinking to myself, this raccoon spirit is of a different race from Master Wujiao, so it cannot be a brother or sister of Master Wujiao, then it is...

Has Master's old lover come to your door? !

The master looked at the civet cat, and after a long silence, he said, "I don't know you."