If you bend me, you have to be responsible for me

People say that spring is the season of estrus for all things, but what is surprising is that our former fisherman alliance seems to be in estrus in summer.

In the summer vacation of my freshman year, I was with Liu Yingshan.After the summer vacation of the sophomore year, two teammates from the Fisherman League announced that they had entered the stage of dating.One is Yang Xiaona, who is with her legendary childhood sweetheart.To tell this paragraph, please allow me to smile unkindly.I have always wondered whether Yang Xiaona spent all her IQ on studies, so emotionally, she is simply an idiot.People often laugh at the white lotus, but Yang Xiaona is really a pure white lotus, not the kind that people hate, because she always treats the people and things around her with [-]% sincerity.It was such a silly girl who liked someone for nine years, and accepted the confession of that childhood sweetheart when the two hadn't met each other for two years.Of course, that's fine, what's even more frightening is that the man confessed on the phone and said goodbye on the phone.

That person confessed to her on her mobile phone the day before her childhood sweetheart started school. Normally, a couple who gets what they want would want to see each other even if they overcome all difficulties. Offered to meet.What's even more frightening is that when Yang Xiaona proposed to see him, he declined in the name of being with his parents, and then Yang Xiaona, a silly child, agreed, and she agreed, which directly opened the way for the tragic ending of this relationship in the future .

And the other person in the love brigade is Jiang Xue.Jiang Xue, how do you evaluate her?The degree of having the opposite sex and being inhuman is about the same as mine.During the first half of this summer, she harassed me from time to time (actually, almost every day) to play with her, and then in the second half of the holiday, she suddenly disappeared.At that time, I thought she was going on a trip and came back to calm down, but who knew that this girl did a good job of keeping secrets. I really confessed to everyone when I saw her boyfriend driving her over at the beginning of school.

However, there is a kind of people like this, who want to share everything with you when they fall in love. It just so happens that Jiang Xue is one of them.So when we finished the grade assembly for the start of the new semester, Yu Jia asked a lot: "How did you and your boyfriend start?" At that time, I had to listen to their wonderful acquaintance experience again.

"You don't know, everyone in our group got together. As a result, I ate seafood and drank beer that night and felt uncomfortable, so I followed the tour guide to the hospital for an examination. When I came back, he stood in the hotel corridor and waited for me to confirm. I just went back because I have nothing to do..." Jiang Xue had star eyes, and the corners of her mouth almost reached the sky.

"The sour smell of love." Yu Jia shook her head sullenly.

"Come on, come on, you have to be confident, Teacher Gu will definitely be yours." Jiang Xue was not annoyed, but happier, "By the way, I can't have dinner with you tonight as usual, I have to go back and talk to my boyfriend." My friend had dinner with love. He was waiting for me outside the school, so he left first, see you in class."

After Jiang Xue finished speaking, she waved her sleeves to say goodbye to us.

"It's too much. You don't go to the parties that you agreed in advance. It's too inhuman." Yu Jia rubbed her chest and roared, full of resentment from being a single dog with nowhere to vent.

"Uh, um, actually Liu Yingshan was waiting for me outside the school. Today Saturday, he finally didn't work overtime, we decided to go to the hot spring, so, see you in class." After I finished speaking, I was also ready to run away without leaving a trace, but The backhand was caught by Yu Jia.

"Wait a minute." Yu Jia grabbed my hand and looked at Yang Xiaona, "You won't..."

I saw Yang Xiaona smiled slightly, and said a little shyly: "He is busy studying, we made an appointment to make a phone call once a week, and it will be time to start soon, I will go back to the dormitory first."

The successive violent blows almost made Yu Jia unable to hide. He made a diamond shape one after another, and beat his chest several times: "Aren't you afraid of dying of heat when you soak in hot springs in summer?"

The phone rang, and it was Liu Yingshan urging me to go out, so I could only ruthlessly shake off Yu Jia's hand: "Take Lao Gu down, I believe in you."

At the beginning of September, the sun was still very high, and running from the classroom to the school gate made people sweat.

As soon as I got in the car, the air conditioner was turned on too much, which made people tremble.

Liu Yingshan pulled the tissue over from the back seat: "Why are you running so fast? I called you not to urge you, but to remind you to walk in a shaded place. It's too hot outside. Wipe off your sweat and catch a cold later. gone."

I took the paper towel to wipe off my sweat, and Liu Yingshan adjusted the wind and temperature. I sat down and drank iced milk tea, which felt very comfortable.

The destination this time is not too far away. There is a fast lane to Wenjiang not long after we set off from our school. When the car walked for about ten minutes, I saw that there were not too many cars on the road, and it sprouted immediately. A risky idea.

"Liu Yingshan." I called out solemnly.

"What's the matter? So serious all of a sudden." Liu Yingshan turned to look at me, "Are you hungry? There are apples in the back row. I asked my colleagues to buy them in Ganzi. I just brought them here. Take a peeler and eat it, and the knife is also in the bag. If you think it’s too much trouble, eat cherries, I washed them, fresh ones, and bought them at the fruit store when I was waiting for you."

I shook my head slightly, "No, I'm not hungry, I just want to ask if you trust me?"

"Trust?" Liu Yingshan asked me sideways, "Did you do something to offend me? Tell me the truth, if the circumstances are not serious, I can consider forgiving you."

I slapped Liu Yingshan. "What the hell are you thinking about every day? I mean, do you believe me or not, and are you willing to risk your life and play for me once?"

"Baby, don't you think that there are few people here who want to ride with me?"

"Liu Yingshan, I found that our brain circuit is not right, do cars and earthquakes have a dime relationship with life safety?" I said helplessly.

Liu Yingshan smiled wretchedly and said, "Why not? Are you playing with the lives of my billions of descendants?"

Once again, my fingerprints were imprinted on Liu Yingshan's face: "I just want to drive a fucking car, so stop haggling and say, do you agree or not?"

Liu Yingshan was taken aback, "Well, the speed is [-] now, are you sure? You haven't driven it before, why don't you drive it when you return to the city?"

I shook my head and looked at Liu Yingshan with aggrieved eyes: "Forget it, you don't trust me."

Liu Yingshan slammed on the brakes and pulled the car aside: "Well, I can't afford to offend you, you are so good, you will play this trick with me."

I cheered happily, unfastened my seat belt, got out of the car, and put on the driver's seat, while Liu Yingshan sat in the co-pilot and adjusted the seat belt again and again, and then fixed his hands on the handbrake position.

I looked down on this: "Liu Yingshan, you don't trust me." The tone was completely different from just now.

Liu Yingshan smiled, "Baby, just buy an insurance for yourself, you open it, you open it, I'll show you."

Before he could finish speaking, I started the car, stepped on the gas pedal, and my whole body leaned back. I thought Liu Yingshan's face would turn pale from fright, so I deliberately didn't look at him, and slowed down guiltily. Speed ​​up a little bit after walking steadily.

"Look, it's very simple. Let me loosen my hand and peel an apple for my brother to eat." The speed of the car has slowly increased from [-] to [-]. Because of the speed reduction glass, it doesn't feel fast at all. The important thing is that the road is open and there are few cars, which is just what I like.

Liu Yingshan shook her head like a rattle, "Honey, let's be normal, normal, if you want an apple, I'll peel it for you tonight."

I gave him a look of contempt, and expressed my contempt for him with practical actions. I stepped on the accelerator deeper, and I saw a hundred.

Here, I sincerely remind all novices not to drive high speed, novices not to drive high speed, novices not to drive high speed!

When the speed of the car is fast, the driving feeling of the whole person is a bit wrong. The steering wheel seems to be not very obedient. It needs to be grasped harder and constantly fine-tuned, but in this way, the pleasure of driving is gone. In 5 minutes, I was already exhausted, and the car was swinging back and forth within a small range.

"Leader." Liu Yingshan whispered.

"Say." I replied impatiently.

"Otherwise I'll drive for you?"

Although I wanted to be angry, the reality is that driving is really tiring, so I had no choice but to nod, and stopped the car on the side of the road with a sudden brake.

Sure enough, sitting in the co-driver and eating cherries is more suitable for me.

People's joy cannot be hidden, I, Yang Xiaona, Jiang Xue, three people in love almost surrounded Yu Jia, making it difficult for her to move.

However, some people are happy and some people are worried. When we are all moistened with honey, there is new news in the WeChat group of the Fisherman's Union, which has not been activated for a long time.

Yu Jia: [This is unscientific. The purpose of our establishment of this alliance was to help me take down Mr. Gu. It has been more than a year, and it has been more than a year. You are better off, and you are all on your own. regardless of. 】Me: 【Old Gu Nai is a strange man, taking him down is a long way to go, you work hard and I am optimistic about you. 】Yang Xiaona:【I'm also optimistic about you. After all, you all added WeChat and Weibo, and you're also fans of each other. Just wait, spring will always come. 】Jiang Xue:【Hahaha, but maybe like Yang Xiaona, you have been waiting for nine years. At that time, you will be thirty, hahahahahaha, Lao Gu has also become Lao Lao Gu, the kind with deep forehead wrinkles. 】Yu Jia: 【Jiang Xue, do you think our relationship is so good that I won't block you? 】Jiang Xue:【I was wrong, Lao Gu is yours, and it will be yours right away, dear, I brought you a rabbit head. 】Yu Jia:【For the sake of the rabbit head...I recognize this friend, but I'm really sad, what should we do if Mr. Gu won't teach us a second foreign language next semester? 】Everyone:【? ? ? 】

Yu Jia: [I just sent him a message to ask him when the bilingual class will start, and he said that this semester he will teach us the next class.I'm so sad, I can't even see it, how can I get it? 】Everyone: 【Treasure. 】