If you bend me, you have to be responsible for me

My wish to finish college in An Ansheng finally came to nothing. In the second week of the official class, I became famous.

The whole college was spreading the news that the National Security Bureau quickly invited foreign teacher Pierre to have tea after receiving my real-name report call, and my patriotic youth image became more and more popular. So far, I have not only been admired by many girls in our class, but also The seniors who had been pissed off by Pierre were also very interested in me, and for a while I became the talk of everyone after dinner.

And because I really have no interest in women, I was once again labeled as cold and cold, and became the new male god of the outer courtyard.

Since we ate together last time, my relationship with Yang Jin has improved a lot, and by the way, I have gotten to know the students in the dormitory a little better, so Yang Jin proposed to have a party on Saturday night, and everyone responded one after another.

When I was a student, I always looked for cost-effective dinners, so we showed up at the self-service hot pot restaurant in the commercial street outside the school on time at 39:[-] p.m. on Saturday. [-] One person, unlimited dishes, unlimited snacks, unlimited drinks, and free pot fee for more than four people. For a group of freshmen, there is really no better place than this.

"Yu Siqi, you are a celebrity now. There are so many seniors, can you enjoy it all by yourself?" Yang Jin teased me in the dormitory. "Don't forget brother when you make a fortune, I depend on you for the great things in my life."

I ignored him, but concentrated on sending a piece of hairy belly into my mouth.My mother and I are the only ones at home all year round. I almost forgot that hot pot is for everyone to eat together to have fun.

"That's right, Yu Siqi, you are really good. Now the outer courtyard is spreading your deeds, and these girls will all become your fans." Niu Shu, a pure old man from the Northeast, is the one who answered the conversation. We are the smallest here, but with his fierce physique and personality, he has become the boss in our mouths.

"Yes, yes, this is a good thing, I think you can start thinking about building a harem, first cultivate the good-looking ones, and then you pick someone you like to date with, and the rest of the big guys will be Fen Fen, from now on everyone will depend on you for their lifelong affairs." This is the third child, Gao Han, who is also quite tall, and usually wears a pair of glasses and looks like a human being, but if you are joking, you will really think about it. Put sealant on him.

Speaking of this, everyone started booing, "Yes, yes, let's build a harem."

"Looking at the squinting looks of you people, you don't seem to be building a harem, but rather a Yihong Courtyard." He insisted on wearing a baseball cap even when eating hot pot. It was called keeping his hairstyle, but it was actually to cover up his lazy hair that he hadn't washed for a week.

"I think Xiaoliu's proposal is good. The Yihong Courtyard sounds much better than the Harem." The old fifth director nodded thoughtfully, "Hey, anyway, isn't it going to be a dormitory cultural competition now? Why don't we call our dormitory Yihong Courtyard."

"Bah, put away your nasty thoughts, I was just mocking you, not proposing." The sixth child was really not surprising.

I almost choked when I heard this while eating beef balls, and said silently: "If it's called Yihongyuan, what are we? Guigong?"

"Fuck you Mr. Gui, I want to be a little fairy." The sixth child was the first to stand up and refute me.

"But the man who appeared in Yihong Courtyard is not only a piao guest, but also a turtle man." I didn't look up, but replied while eating meat.

"No." Yang Jin suddenly patted me, "Yu Siqi, you are the only one in our Yihong Courtyard who is used to matchmaking. In the past, we were called literati and poets, romantic gentlemen. Hahahahaha, just you A tortoise."

This sentence undoubtedly led the atmosphere of the audience to the climax. Everyone smiled and clinked glasses and drank beer together as if they had known each other for many years. The relationship between men is so easy to sublimate.

It was in such an atmosphere that everyone ate and drank from five o'clock until 08:30, obviously not enjoying themselves so they went to the KTV upstairs to sing all night.

A group of men in KTV usually play finger-playing games and drink a lot, but rarely sing seriously, but I am not interested in these games since I was a child, so I ordered a version of Soda Green's song and sang seriously.Some people also came over to interject songs in the middle, singing something beyond the all-powerful, which brought people back to the non-mainstream era of high school in a second.

"Hey, if I knew that I could get the treatment I have today, I would have made this call, and let you take advantage of it for nothing." Yang Jin put on a regretful expression and swallowed a glass of wine resentfully.

"Come on, why don't you have a little awareness?" Lao Liuyi opened his mouth and everyone waited for the next sentence, "The main reason why so many girls are looking for them is because they are handsome."

"What are you talking about, my face can be regarded as the reincarnation of Pan An, what do you think, Si Qi?" Yang Jin asked confidently, and elbowed me.

I concentrated on singing the last line of the little love song, then looked up at him seriously, and uttered two sounds of "hehe" in his expectant eyes.

Time passed quickly, we came up late, and it was already twelve o'clock when I finished singing my favorite song.My biological clock kept reminding me that it was time to go to bed as early as eleven o'clock, and I was drowsy after drinking alcohol at this moment, so I simply lay down on the small sofa next to me and began to sleep.

The people next to me were still singing earnestly and making noise, and my consciousness gradually became blurred. I only remember that after a long time, a warm voice said in my ear: "You sing so beautifully."

After such a night, everyone's revolutionary friendship has been quickly established, and our dormitory number 231 is also covered by the signboard of Yihong Courtyard.

It has been two weeks since I saw Pierre again. The two weeks of ideological education made him lose the domineering look he had when he first gave us a class, but there was a lot of resentment on his face.

When get out of class was about to end, he asked us to make our own name cards, and then asked the classmate who reported him to stand up.The idiot also knew that he wanted to play against, but I stood in the first row without any hesitation. After all, a real warrior dared to face the teacher's point.

He kept mumbling something in French, and then walked up to me and copied my name and student number.

When everyone was sweating about my grades in oral English this semester, Yang Jin suddenly stood up and said, "Remember my name and student number, too. I was also involved in this business. And, you should know that maybe we're young and reckless but we'reall Chinese when referring to some political issue. talk about Tibet but Corse island." (Write down my name and student number, I also participated in this matter. You should understand that although we are young and flamboyant, when faced with the issue of political sovereignty, we are all Chinese and will not make any concessions. If you still want to talk about this kind of issue, let's not talk about Tibet, let's talk about Corsica.)

I think I will remember these words for the rest of my life. I turned my head and looked at Yang Jin with an incredulous expression. When he said these words, he did not hesitate or hesitate, with his whole body full of rebelliousness.

And Yang Jin's words were more like a catalyst for the students, and then there was a second, third, and fourth student, and finally the whole class stood up and asked Pierre to write down their names. They all have the same expression of hatred. In the end, Pierre could only announce with a surprised expression that the matter had come to an end.

At this time, the instigator of this incident, Yang Jin, was standing next to me and gave me a big smile.

For the first time, I felt the common hatred of my classmates in the face of national justice; for the first time, I knew that the feelings of college classmates were not as cold as others said; Qixin is also an amazing thing; the first time I fell in love with this school; the first time this boy broke into my heart.My heart is just like the weather in Chengdu, it cleared up after a week of continuous rain.

That night, the emotional night talk at Yihong Academy seemed to be Yang Jin's talk show, "You don't know how handsome I was at the time, damn it, that Pierre was so confused at the time, did you see the girl in the class The way you look at me has changed in an instant, it's shining brightly, it's flashing dead." Yang Jin stood in the middle of the bedroom and performed, "Bah, I'm so shameless. Seeing that Ren Siqi got a benefit from his heroic sacrifice last time, Just pretend to be an activist, and on behalf of all the compatriots in Yihongyuan, I condemn you and strongly condemn you." The sixth child said indignantly.

"I also think, hey, fourth son, you are too utilitarian. Why are you doing it for a girlfriend? Are you so impatient? You can't wait for second son's patient introduction?" Niu Shu, the boss, echoed.

"No, why did I find out that you are doing this? It's not fair, Yu Siqi praised the foreign teacher all of you, why did it change when you came to me? You are criticizing outstanding comrades with colored glasses, this is serious□ □A radical mistake, correct it.” Yang Jin defended himself.

"Yang Jin, there is an old saying that love is born from the heart. You can tell by the gentle and gentle appearance of people who think about each other that they really care about the motherland. If you look at your wretched appearance again, you are still looking at me. I only did it for the benefit, and I have the nerve to come back and ask for credit, really, this is too much." The sixth child really tried to carry his poisonous tongue to the end.

"Bah, I really think that the foreign teacher is upset." Yang Jin said angrily, "To be honest, I wanted to do something in class, but Yu Siqi stopped me, but it's a fucking problem if I don't stand up for such a principled question. People? You don’t know that the French love to talk about Tibet. I also met a French foreign teacher who liked to talk about Tibet, but they didn’t think about it. Corsica is fighting for independence every year. Why don’t they agree? They are all a group of grandchildren. In our old saying, this is called... what is it called?"

"If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world." I interjected this sentence

"Yes!" Yang Jin couldn't help giving me approving glances when he saw me talking, "Hey, Yu Siqi, what day is it today? You actually spoke for me? I have to buy a lottery ticket."

I smiled. This is how a group of men get along with each other. They have to be quick to talk, so I said without showing weakness: "I just think it would be nice to have an extra male turtle in Yihong Court. The burden on my shoulders is lighter."

After laughing and laughing, Yang Jin was named A Gui from then on.