my goldfinger is a cat

Zhu Munan was lying comfortably on the bed reading a book, while Heibao was sleeping in a temporary nest made of a box.Hei Bao wanted to sleep on the bed, but Zhu Munan ruthlessly refused, citing hair loss.

After taking a shower, Lu Shang rubbed his hair with a towel and came out.

Zhu Munan originally thought he would see a picture of a beautiful boy coming out of the bath, but in the end...

This guy came out wearing a pair of bright red autumn clothes and long johns, and the towel he was wiping his hair with was still green.

This taste is too spicy for the eyes!

"Hey, what kind of expressions do you have?" Lu Shang said angrily.

"Your taste is really unique." Zhu Munan laughed awkwardly.

Lu Shang looked at his bright red color, and didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but the color was a little brighter!He rolled his eyes, with an expression like how can mortals understand fashion.

"My mother bought it for me, and it doesn't matter if I wear it outside."

"Well, it really doesn't matter."

After a while, Lu Shang asked in a low voice, "Is it really ugly?"

Zhu Munan and Hei Bao nodded in unison.

Lu Shang took off his bright red autumn clothes and long trousers, revealing his white skin, his pink breasts stood up tremblingly in the cold air, his chest...

There is a jade pendant hanging on the chest, which is a jade Guanyin with a solemn appearance and a vase on a lotus seat, which is of excellent color.The whole jade looks... very good and worth the money!

Lu Shang, who was lowering his head to change his pants, looked at the salty pig's hand that was about to reach his chest, slapped it off viciously, and shouted angrily: "What are you doing!"

Zhu Munan shook his hand that hurt from the slap, and said innocently: "I just want to see your jade pendant."

This innocent expression on his face is too fake, seeing the jade pendant when others are naked, who would believe it!This guy can't be gay, isn't it a bit dangerous to live with him!

"I want to see that you won't ask me! You just acted like you want to take advantage of me. You don't like me, do you?" Lu Shang's face was cloudy, "I don't care about sex."

After I finished speaking, I felt a little regretful.Will it be too straightforward, will it hurt him?Speaking of which, I have seen a lot of news recently, all of which are cases of impulsive murder after a disagreement.For example [boy courtship failed, he became angry and killed each other], [court was humiliated, what is the reason for juvenile murder], [obviously loved her, why did the knife face each other].Damn, it's scary just thinking about it.

"You have such a big face!" Zhu Munan said with black lines all over his face, "Just like you, even if I'm gay, I wouldn't fall in love with you."

But having said that, this kid's skin is so good and tender, although he is not as handsome as him, but if he is gay, he is quite suitable as a partner.Wait, what is he thinking!

"It's just me, I'm a handsome young man, everyone loves flowers!"

"I've seen a narcissist, but I've never seen a narcissist like you."

The furious Lu Shang was about to let him try the Lu family's iron arm fist, what it would feel like to punch to the flesh.

result……

"Aren't you going to put on clothes? Seeing that your chest is standing up from the cold"

The air freezes.

"That's a normal phenomenon, it's uncontrollable, okay?"

Lu Shang's face was reddish and he put on a set of gray bear pajamas as quickly as possible.

Sleepy-eyed Hei Bao: "..."

What did it just miss?

……

"Brother Lu, your jade pendant is so beautiful!"

Zhu Munan praised.

"You still say it!" Lu Shang thought that Zhu Munan deliberately mentioned what happened just now to humiliate him.

"Uh, I'm really talking about a jade pendant. It's very beautiful. Can you lend me a look?"

Looking at the sincere Zhu Munan, Lu Shang still shook his head and said, "No."

In fact, it's not impossible, it's just that I just felt molested, and now I'm not happy!

Zhu Munan had the cheek to ask, "Is it okay after that?"

Lu Shang finally relented, pretending to be impatient, took off the jade pendant and handed it to Zhu Munan, saying: "Look, let's see!"

Zhu Munan accepted it with a smile, thanked him, and then sat on the bed and looked carefully at the jade pendant with Yu Wen.The Bodhisattva is ice white and is carved lifelike. The strange thing is that the lotus seat is red jade.The lotus seat is also integrated with the Bodhisattva, which is completely natural. It doesn't seem to be processed and combined, and it can't be pulled off at all.

A meow of "meow" sounded from the side, and Hei Bao came to him at some point.

Stretching out the paw enough for his hand, he motioned for him to take it off and show it to himself.

Hei Bao's eyes emitted an invisible light, which shot at the pendant in Zhu Munan's hand, and the rosette emitted a soft white light.

Hei Bao's eyes were full of excitement, and he threw himself at the jade pendant.

"Zhu Munan, don't give my jade pendant to the cat!" shouted Lu Shang, who was always paying attention to the movement here.

Zhu Munan hurriedly lifted the jade pendant, and warned Hei Bao not to mess around with his eyes.

Hei Bao looked anxiously at the rosette that was so close at hand, but he couldn't touch it, he was really scratching his heart and lungs.

"Hei Bao didn't come across the jade pendant, so maybe he rushed over because he liked it. The jade pendant is quite beautiful, but it's been a long time since I've seen the rope, have you been wearing it for a long time?" Zhu Munan pretended to ask casually.

"Yes, my mother made this pendant for me when I was one year old. I have worn it for 19 years."

"Oh, I also want to make one like this, where did your mother order it?" Continue the routine.

"In Rhett Jewelry, but now there should be no such kind of jade. Because my jadeite was bought from other people's unprocessed raw materials, and then it was taken to Rhett Jewelry."

"Oh, that's a pity, I wanted to buy a pendant of this style." He said with pretended regret.

He asked again: "Is this Bodhisattva and the lotus seat originally integrated? It looks like two pieces of emeralds are glued together."

Hei Bao looked at him contemptuously.

Zhu Munan grinned, and rubbed Hei Bao's smooth hair into a mess.

With a "meow", Hei Bao jumped onto Zhu Munan's head and practiced cat boxing on his head.Hair was instantly messed up.

Lu Shang: "..."

Don't you want to be so childish!

Seeing Lu Shang's speechless eyes, Zhu Munan coughed twice and said, "Here, take good care of your jade pendant!"

With a flash of inspiration, the jade pendant that was handed out was taken back and said: "Although I know it is very precious to you, I still want to ask if you can buy it for me? I like it very much, and it doesn't matter how much it costs. "

"This can't be measured by money." Frowning, he snatched the jade pendant from his hand, and said, "If someone likes Hei Bao and wants to buy it, will you sell it?"

"This..." Zhu Munan looked at Hei Bao's dangerous eyes, and hurriedly said, "Of course not, Hei Bao is my good friend, how could I sell it."

"That's it, I won't sell it either." Lu Shang said firmly.

He casually put the jade pendant around his neck, and when he looked up, he saw a person and a cat sitting side by side, his eyes fixed on the jade pendant on his chest, sweating badly, and quickly put the jade pendant into his clothes.

One person and one cat reluctantly looked away.

In the middle of the night, listening to Lu Shang's even breathing and the ticking alarm clock, Zhu Munan lay in bed unable to sleep, thinking about how to get the rosette.

Buy with money, people are not short of money.Is it so difficult to sacrifice your own beauty to seduce him?

But today I just said that I am not gay, and I have no sexual interest in him.

Tossing and turning, still unable to fall asleep.

Could it be possible to steal it!

It's not good, it's not good, you can't do something so harmful.A good gay friend has just been stolen, so he goes to steal from others. Isn't this fueling the arrogance of the thief?

It seems that there is only one way.

"Brother Lu, are you asleep?"

No response, great!

Zhu Munan gritted his teeth, the room was too dark, he could only see a silhouette around him, and quietly put his hand under Lu Shang's neck.

I thought to myself: I'm sorry, Lu Shang, I only want the lotus seat, and when I separate it, I will return the Bodhisattva on it to you.Don't wake up!

Before touching the jade pendant, his hand was stopped.

Lu Shang grabbed Zhu Munan's hand and said, "What are you going to do?"

Zhu Munan was stunned, and said: "I have insomnia."

Lu Shang stared: "Insomnia is insomnia, why are you touching my chest!?"

He also said he was not gay!

"Brick's family said that sleeping with mother will make you feel more secure and less prone to insomnia." Zhu Munan said calmly.

Lu Shang frowned: "What does this have to do with you touching my chest? Besides, I'm not your mother!"

"That's why I want to touch your xiong, looking for the feeling of a mother!"

"Fuck, get lost and find your mother (ノ｀Д)ノ"

Lu Shang collapsed. The last roommate was always sleepwalking at night, and he didn't dare to wake him up.Every night, he was worried that his roommate would accidentally cut his head as a watermelon.Fortunately, that roommate left, but unfortunately, just after the tiger and leopard left, the jackal came again.This roommate is also weird, Lu Shang always feels that his chrysanthemum is not safe!

"I don't have a mother." Zhu Munan said flatly.

Lu Shang: "..."

Uh, what's going on with a little sympathy!

"Didn't you fall asleep? You also suffered from insomnia?" Zhu Munan abruptly changed the subject.

"Would you be able to do whatever you want while you're asleep? I was woken up by peeing, so it's not insomnia!" Lu Shang said angrily.

Choking, Zhu Munan pretended to be dead and said, "Okay, go pee quickly, I'm going to sleep!"

"Warning you, don't cross this line at night!"

Angrily, Lu Shang took a blanket and rolled it up, and put it between the two of them as a [-]th line.

However, there was no response, and the other party snored.

Lu Shang admired this guy's thick skin so much, it was thicker than a city wall.Reluctantly got up to pee.

In the darkness, Zhu Munan opened his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Suspected by his roommates as a pervert coveting his chrysanthemum, but he couldn't explain it.He dug a hole by himself, even if he was kneeling, he would jump into it.

/ (ㄒ o ㄒ) / ~~

……

When snoring sounded one after another in the room, a pair of eyes emitting a faint green light gradually approached the two people who had fallen asleep.