my goldfinger is a cat

"I'm afraid you won't like what we brought." Zhu Munan took out the book from his backpack with a half-smile and put it on the table.

This man in white looks so serious and abstinent, he probably wouldn't be interested in these things, so Zhu Munan took out the things with confidence.In fact, it was also a bit teasing, I wanted to see what kind of expression this person had when facing **.

Sure enough, the man stared at Hong Guoguo's cover character with wide eyes, and said incredulously, "You guys are actually carrying such obscene...obscene things, it's just...just..."

The giant horse monkey calmly acts as the background board, while Hei Bao sleeps with his head buried in his paws without interest.

"Uh, I can explain. This thing is for that Uncle Yu, and we want to exchange it for Uncle Yu's sheep." Lu Shang scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Don't put these things away!" The man turned his head to the side with red ears and muttered, "It's immoral for him to look at such things!"

Zhu Munan blinked at Lu Shang, and put the book away.

"Anything else?"

"Yes, but..."

"It's all like this?"

"Not at all."

"Then take it out!"

"Okay! Other things that can be used for trading are in Lu Shang's place. Brother Lu, take out everything in your bag!"

Lu Shang looked at the curious man in front of him, then opened the zipper of his backpack, picked it up and shook it.

"Clang clang clang"

A lot of things poured out, including model toys such as airplanes and cars suitable for children, as well as tablet computers and solar power banks.

The man curiously picked up a toy airplane, played with it for a while, and then threw it aside, "What is the use of this thing? Not only does it fly lower than birds, but it is also noisier than sparrows."

Lu Shang and Zhu Munan: "..." Do you want to tell him that this is a toy for children.

In the end, the two of them did not speak in a tacit understanding, allowing the man to despise all the model toys.Then the man picked up a tablet computer, and under Lu Shang's guidance, he quickly became proficient in operating it.

He played the game for a while with eyes full of excitement, then backed out, hesitated for a moment and clicked on the music player.

Zhu Munan glanced at the music catalog, there was a list of xx radio dramas on it.In fact, they only brought four tablet computers, only one has GV, and the other two have downloaded movies and TV related to nature, but no music.

He had seen this thing when he was copying something on Tan Qingyun's USB drive, but he didn't click on it to listen to it, somehow it was on it.Although the name "radio drama" is very serious, if you think about it with your toes, you know that what Tan Qingyun gave is definitely not some ordinary music.

There are only three things, Zhu Munan decided to remind the man tactfully.

However, before Zhu Munan could speak, the man pointed his finger, and there was a sound of hooves from far to near, followed by the sound of two men talking.

"Hey, storytelling! I like it!" The man held the tablet computer enthusiastically.

Zhu Munan: "Although I don't want to offend you, I still want to remind you that this is very likely to be similar to the content in the book just now."

The man's face froze, he hurriedly turned off the music, and said unnaturally: "This is obviously normal at the beginning."

After a while, after recovering his expression, he said again: "I've accepted this thing, and as a deal, I'll take you to see a good thing."

Half an hour later, everyone came to the back mountain.

From a distance, I smelled a strange aroma of wine. After walking hundreds of steps, I finally saw a clear liquid in the stone depression deep in the rock—the aroma emanated from here.

Next to the stone lay two drunken little monkeys, which were kicked by the man and did not wake up.

The man pointed to Shiwa and said, "This wine is brewed by monkeys picking various flowers and fruits. It is delicious and mellow. There are three valleys in it, and I will give you two of them. What do you think?"

"Can I have a taste?" Lu Shang asked, swallowing his saliva.

The scent is so tempting!

The man nodded and said: "Please go ahead, this drink has a strong aftertaste."

Lu Shang took the spoon from the man, took a small spoon and drank it. "Gulu Gulu", drink half a spoonful of fine wine, wipe off the residual liquid from the corner of the mouth, and shout out how delicious it is.

"We want this wine!" Lu Shang said with bright eyes.

Another spoon goes down, and a full spoon comes up.Lu Shang started to drink "gurgling" again.

After a while, he finished drinking again, and the spoon was snatched away by Zhu Munan as soon as he stretched it down.

Zhu Munan: "Go back and drink! If you get drunk here, sleep with these two monkeys!"

"Oh!" Lu Shang obediently stood beside him.

"Brother Lu is a good drinker!" The man gave Lu Shang a thumbs up.

Lu Shang giggled silly.

Taking Hei Bao who was sneaking towards Shiwa aside, he took out a one-meter-long transparent bag.This spare bag, which was originally used to hold the spirit spring water, is now in use.

After a while, it was finished, and there were as many as half a bag.

"Let's go." Zhu Munan picked up the bag and walked a few steps and found that the person behind him hadn't followed, so he looked back.Hehe, this kid Lu Shang is still smirking at the same place, is he drunk?The capacity for alcohol is so bad!

Seeing this, the man said: "The two of you should stay with me tonight! I will arrange for someone to take you to Lijia Village tomorrow morning."

Zhu Munan pondered for a moment and agreed.Lu Shang was drunk, they really couldn't leave, they could only stay here and leave tomorrow.

……

in the room

Lu Shang lay on the bed in a daze, allowing Zhu Munan to wipe himself.

Zhu Munan couldn't help sighing, it's really rare that other people are drunk and crazy, but this one is as quiet as a good baby.

The fair baby Lu Shang's white skin was tinged with a layer of pink, his slender collarbone was exposed at the neckline, his pink lips were slightly parted, his eyes were slightly squinted, and his whole body exuded an innocent and charming atmosphere.

He couldn't help touching Lu Shang's rouge-like cheeks.Probably because his hands were a little cold, Lu Shang opened his eyes with a thin layer of water mist, and firmly grasped his wrist.

Then, Lu Shang rubbed his palm against his cheek, like a coquettish little milk cat, muttering "Hot!"

This cute little appearance made Zhu Munan's heart flutter.

Taking a deep look at Lu Shang's face, he lowered his eyes and pulled out his hands cruelly.However……

NND, this hand is too strong!After pulling his hand a few times, he was still firmly grasped.

Forget it, grab it and grab it, don't treat it like a chicken leg and bite it.

Zhu Munan lifted the quilt and lay down, saying: "Sleep, there are still many things to do tomorrow!"

"Sheep, I like it." Lu Shang closed his eyes and murmured.

Zhu Munan was taken aback for a moment, saying that he uttered the truth after drinking, and wondered if Lu Shang would do this.

As if a door had been opened, Zhu Munan secretly lifted the quilt and got up.

"Who do you like the most?" Zhu Munan stared at Lu Shang and asked nervously.

"I like mom and dad." Lu Shang replied with his eyes closed.

Ugh, this question is so stupid.Well, get another one.

"Do you like your roommate?" Zhu Munan asked gently and persuasively.

"do not like."

Zhu Munan felt dejected, although he had already guessed it, he still continued to ask: "Why don't you like it?"

"Sleepwalking, scared!"

EXM, he can sleepwalk?Why doesn't he know?

Laying down depressed, all I could think about was sleepwalking.Maybe he really sleepwalked, he thought.Most of those sleepwalkers are discovered by others before they know that they are suffering from sleepwalking.

Do you want to go back and install a camera?

Sleepwalking can still be treated. Thinking of this, Zhu Munan got up again and asked, "Lu Shang, do you have someone you like? The one you want to be with?"

He was answered by a series of grunts, frowning and shaking Lu Shang gently, "Lu Shang, Lu Shang!"

Lu Shang still slept soundly, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was having a sweet dream.

The next morning, when Lu Shang woke up, he found that he was holding Zhu Munan's wrist, and when he let go, a bruise appeared under his palm.

Zhu Munan slowly opened his eyes and said out of breath, "Morning."

Seeing the faint blue color in Zhu Munan's eyes, Lu Shang said guiltily: "Morning, thank you for taking care of me last night."

"Thank you, good friend." Zhu Munan waved his hand, and then thought about last night.He didn't sleep all night last night, thinking about sleepwalking.

Seeing that his complexion was not good, Lu Shang asked guiltily, "Did I do something last night?"

Zhu Munan shook his head, feeling a little thankful that he didn't remember what happened last night, so he smiled and said, "It's nothing, just holding on to people."

Lu Shang felt even more guilty, so Zhu Munan enjoyed Lu Shang's thoughtful care sweetly and painfully this day.

After breakfast, they went to Lijia Village on the golden carving of the man in white.

……

Xiao Qi was playing with Archie at the entrance of the village when he suddenly saw a black spot in the sky.The black spot is getting bigger and bigger, and it is in front of you in an instant.It was a huge golden eagle with two people on its back.

When he saw the faces of the two people on the golden eagle's back, Xiao Qi danced happily and called out "Big Brother, Big Brother!"

With a loud cry, the golden eagle landed, setting off a cloud of dust.The nearby people went out to visit one after another, and when they saw the golden eagle carrying people, they showed surprised expressions, lowered their heads and whispered.

Lu Shang beckoned to Xiaoqi, jumped off his back first, and naturally reached out to help Zhu Munan down.

The golden eagle soared into the sky, lingered twice in the sky, and then flew away in the direction it came from.

The crowd gathered around, and you started talking one after another.Most of them asked why they came here with a golden eagle?Do you know XX Zhuang Yun Weigu?

Zhu Munan smiled and answered one by one, but he just vaguely said that he was inconvenient to say.

After everyone dispersed, the two went to Xiao Qi's house with the cat and Xiao Qi.

Not long after sitting down, Uncle Yu came over after hearing the news, and after hearing their deeds in XX village, his expression was very subtle.

Lu Shang couldn't help guessing whether Uncle Yu knew that person, and indeed he asked, but Uncle Yu kept silent.

Resentfully, he took out the tablet from his backpack and taught how to use it, but Uncle Yu was a little absent-minded.

Uncle Yu was indifferent even when he saw the beautiful naked man in the book.This made Zhu Munan wonder whether he shouldn't have brought this kind of thing, maybe the physical and spiritual emptiness really shouldn't be filled with this kind of thing.

Fortunately, Uncle Yu finally changed and gave them 100 sheep.

People from the village came one after another, wanting to exchange things with them.Finally, they changed some spices, wood carvings and bracelets.

That night they returned with a full load and brought pheasants and pheasants with them.Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi accepted the gift, and they said they wanted to reciprocate the gift, so they forced the colorful pheasant to them.Moreover, Caizhi still looked very happy to be sold, and followed Zhu Munan relentlessly, so they had no choice but to take it with him.

Cai Pheasant thought that after following a golden thigh, she would be able to eat whatever she wanted and eat whatever she wanted in the future.But it never occurred to him that Jin Thigh let him guard the yard, and he was not allowed to go out without permission. The prize was the vegetable worms in the yard!

Colorful Pheasant: Is it too late to go back now?