my goldfinger is a cat

Someone is going to jump off the building?

Zhu Munan raised his head subconsciously, wanting to see who was so obsessed, but he saw a huge black shadow rushing towards him.Zhu Munan's eyes widened in shock, and he wanted to step back, but he was a step too late.

The noise around him has been silenced by his ears.He only heard the sound of objects in free fall tearing the air, and felt the slight sting of the wind blowing on his face.

With 0.1 seconds before the impact, Zhu Munan seemed to have seen the human tragedy that was about to happen: his bones were shattered, his internal organs ruptured, and he fell in a pool of blood, watching the pointing melon-eaters around him, swallowing his last breath. Take time to recall your bleak life.

He didn't follow the routine!At this time, shouldn't we cry and wait for someone to persuade us.Then, with snot and tears, he warned others, "You...don't come over, if you dare to come over, I will jump off!"

Just jump if you say jump, what kind of trouble is this?

At least wait for him to pass before jumping!

The heavy object slammed into Zhu Munan mercilessly, blood spattered immediately, staining the striped hospital gown red.

……

Everyone who heard the cry called for friends, looked up and down, looking for the so-called "person who wants to jump off the building".However, the person who jumped from the building did not see him, but he saw a man standing downstairs with a blood-stained clothes covering his head, and there was a pair of trousers at his feet.The trousers bulge a lot, but the point is that the big bulge can move!That thing seems to want to go to the left and right for a while, but it just can't find the exit, which makes people itch and wonder what it is.

"where is the guy?"

"Didn't you say someone jumped off the building? Where is he?"

"Look, there's a bad guy downstairs with his clothes covering his head, and there's a lot of blood on the clothes!"

"Just now I clearly saw a man jumping off, why did only his clothes go down?"

"I also saw something fall out of the window!"

"Hey, the pants are moving all the time, as if there are some small animals in them!"

"You can't be dazzled, right? Maybe it's because something fell off the clothes and it looks more like a person."

"No, I clearly saw someone jumping from the fourth floor!"

"Hahaha, it may be that the person who jumped from the building jumped halfway through. Just like "The Time Traveler's Wife", the time traveler is naked when he crosses, and his clothes are left in place!"

"It's also possible that the transformation has shrunk, and I'm looking for an exit in my pants now!"

Really want to often no one believes, they only believe what they want to believe.

……

"Young man, are you okay?" Aunt Cleaning asked.She was just cleaning when she heard someone yelling about jumping off a building, and just as she put down the broom, she heard a bang sound of something hitting the ground.

When I came out and saw this scene, I don’t know who is so ungrateful and throws a ball in the sky!Don't you know it's easy to kill people like this? !

Zhu Munan tore off the clothes that covered his head, only to feel pain in his nose and a rush of heat.

After wiping the nosebleed, he picked up the bottle that fell on the ground, "Do you think I'm okay?"

The aunt was taken aback by his miserable appearance, and said, "Why did you bleed so much, go to the doctor immediately!"

Zhu Munan raised his head slightly, squinted at the little thing on the ground that was trying to break through the obstacle, picked up a corner of his trousers and shook it violently.

A white fluffy cat was shaken out and rolled on the ground a few times before stopping.It stood up tremblingly, and its four paws were still shaking, as if suffering from Parkinson's syndrome.

He stared at the culprit fiercely, feeling the urge to slap him to death.

Damn, this shitty luck!

He touched the bloody shell in his pocket and made sure it was still there before heading to the emergency department to check his nose first.

This blood shell is a tasteless here, he brought it without thinking about it for a while.

No one saw that the shell quietly lying in the pocket absorbed the blood stains, and then slowly turned scarlet like blood, and the golden lines on the shell flowed slowly as if they were alive.

"Wait, young man, whose cat is this? You can't bring pets into the hospital!" the aunt said behind him.

"I don't know!" Zhu Munan turned around and said sharply.

Who would have thought that the stupid cat broke the bridge of his nose?No, it should be said that it was the man who turned into a cat!Don't think that he didn't see the moment when he hit him, the man's limbs and head disappeared with a whoosh!

Zhu Munan walked towards the emergency department angrily, he was afraid that he would do something cruel to animals if he stayed here again.

"This cat is pretty, but it's a little skinny! I don't know if I was injured when I fell from such a high place. There is some blood on the belly, it should belong to that young man." Aunt Baojie murmured to herself from behind.

"Meow meow~ Hey, why didn't you respond? My eyes didn't move, so I couldn't be blind! I thought I would take it home if no one claimed it, but there was a rat in my house recently. But I can't even see it. How to catch mice... what a pity!"

Zhu Munan's footsteps became lighter when he heard the last sentence!

……

Zhu Munan's nose was blocked due to a cold, and now he can only breathe through his mouth.I felt like I was breathing with my mouth open, like a fish out of water, my throat was so thirsty that it was about to smoke, no matter how much water I drank, it was useless.

He didn't give Lu Shang the spiritual spring in the bottle, but drank it himself.However, the symptoms have not been relieved at all, which may be the reason why the useless shells take effect slowly!Fortunately, the nose is not as serious as imagined, and it can be cured within a month.

Lu Shang has not been discharged from the hospital yet, because the inflammation has recurred.But when Zhu Munan mentioned Lingquan, he strongly demanded to go again, and it would be better to take four, five, six, seven or eight buckets to fill the water.But Zhu Munan refused, on the grounds that he was not ready yet.The previous two times he was so unprepared that he almost fell into a crisis, so this time he wanted to bring something to defend himself.

Before leaving, Zhu Munan was laughed at by him, and left the hospital depressed.

There is a bus stop sign directly in front of the hospital, and there is a trash can next to it.

A dirty cat was being trampled on by several young people. It stumbled and wanted to escape, but for some reason it went in the wrong direction and ran to the feet of another young man.

The young man kicked it back to the center and said with a smile, "Sure enough, he is blind!"

The cat is also a little weird.Usually cats will yell and fight directly after being treated like this, or they will run away.But this one just whimpered from its throat, its hair didn't explode, it just moved with difficulty, as if it had suffered an internal injury.

The people next to him just frowned when they saw it, and no one stepped forward to dissuade them.After all, it is just a cat, a very common earth cat that can be seen everywhere.

"Hey, this is my cat." Zhu Munan, who turned back again, said expressionlessly.

This cat was the one that smashed him, and after only half a day, the original fur color was no longer visible.

"Did you see my nose, I was bitten by it. Once it bites someone, it will never let go, it must bite off a piece of meat." Zhu Munan pointed to himself.

Several young people looked at the weak cat in disbelief, and couldn't imagine how it would bite off human flesh, but looking at the man with gauze on his nose in front of him didn't seem like lying.

A few people walked aside resentfully and waited for the car.

Zhu Munan took the skin of the back of the white cat's neck, walked to a nearby tree with few people and said, "If you were in human form now, I will definitely beat you to the point where you have teeth all over the place."

After a pause, he continued: "I already know who you are, the nurses are looking for you everywhere. Also, just to remind you, there is a camera at the gate of the inpatient department!"

As he said that, he lifted his legs and left, and for the sake of being a degenerate in the world, he gave him a hand.What else can you argue with a person who wants to die?

Before taking two steps, the trousers were pulled.Looking down at those wet but lifeless eyes, he rubbed his temples helplessly and said, "What else do you want to do? I don't even care about you hitting my nose!"

It seems that it is eager to express something, but what it says is "嗤呵~~"

Zhu Munan: "..." He can't understand cat language!

"Did you not die enough to want to die again, let me help you?"

It shook its head firmly.

"hungry?"

It shook its head again.

The corner of Zhu Munan's mouth twitched, and he said in disgust: "Don't tell me to support you, I don't want to be your shit-shoveling officer."

It froze and shook its head slowly.

The language barrier between this species is still insurmountable!

Zhu Munan leaned weakly against the tree trunk, looking at the cat.The cat walked towards him cautiously, stretching out a paw to test every step, and the movements were extremely stiff and uncoordinated.Zhu Munan couldn't help asking: "Did you know before that you can become a cat?"

It shakes its head.

A man seeks death only to find himself turned into a cat.What will he do then?Do you continue to die or find the reason for becoming a cat?The one in front of me is obviously the latter.

"So you want to figure out the ins and outs?"

It nodded this time.

"I can't help you!" This was the first time he had heard of a cat turning into a human.It is possible for a person to know this kind of thing, but he has already troubled him once, and he does not want to disturb his quiet life again for a new person/cat.

"I can help you find a shit-shoveling officer, but you have to do the next thing yourself. Nod yes and shake your head no!"

After it nodded, Zhu Munan put it in the backpack, leaving only a little space for the air to circulate.

Walking slowly on the street, passing the rushing crowd, Zhu Munan was still thinking about who among the people he knew wanted to have a cat.Unknowingly, I walked into a park, where many people took their pets out for a walk.There are Erha who is exuberant and energetic, quiet and elegant Chow Chow, Samoyed with a charming smile, leopard cat sleeping on a tree, Essai...

I took a look and left. There are famous dogs and cats inside.If it's only about bloodlines, the native cat in the backpack is so low that no one here is willing to adopt this cat.

After walking into a small alley, a raccoon cat that was licking its fur on the eaves saw him, its eyes lit up and it excitedly said "meow~~", and then there were cat meows all around.

The next moment, his whole body was covered with cats.Zhu Munan shook them off with a dark face, and then looked at the clothes and pants with holes in them, wanting to cry without tears.

He sprinkled the cat food he just bought at the supermarket on the ground, and left without saying a word.Even after being chased to the alley by a dozen cats, he didn't look back.This kind of cat is the best at climbing up poles, and it will ask for more if you give it a treat.In short, you have to go quickly so that they don't know their new residence.

When I was a child, I didn't draw the curtains when I went to sleep. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I found that the window was crowded with stray cats. The scene was extremely strange.To be watched silently by dozens of pairs of glowing eyes is almost frightening.

He sleeps on the second floor, and there is no food in his room, and for some reason the cats gather at the window of his room.Later, as long as the door and window of his house were open and no one was there, some uninvited "guests" would break in.