my goldfinger is a cat

The most famous winter in L City is neither a scenic spot nor a shopping mall, but the evil wind.Yes, demon wind.

Some people joked that the evil wind is a vision from the sky, and evildoers descend.But Yaofeng is not popular, on the contrary, the residents complained about it.

There are also people who describe the evil wind like this - "If you are as beautiful as a flower, you will be blown to pieces by the evil wind in L City." This shows how much the residents resent the evil wind.

Zhu Munan returned to school in such weather.

He fully armed himself and wrapped himself airtight, leaving only a pair of narrow eyes exposed to the cold air.With a cat in his arms, a backpack on his back, and a huge suitcase in his right hand, he walked slowly on the school road.

In this horrible weather, he wanted to find the dormitory quickly, turn on the air conditioner, and blow the cold air away.But he was walking against the wind, the resistance was too great, and he was still dragging his suitcase, so he couldn't get up soon!

Suddenly, a hurried boy walked by.

The boy was wearing a black bloated down jacket with a khaki scarf around his neck.Her hair was blown like a chicken coop by the evil wind, her nose was red, and her appearance was delicate.He put his left hand in his pocket, and his right hand carried a plastic bag full of instant noodles, eggs, and ham.

One can tell at a glance that this is an otaku who intends to stay in the dormitory for a long time.

"Hey, classmate, your balls are exposed!" Zhu Munan reminded kindly.A hole was punctured in the plastic bag, and an egg got stuck in the hole and was about to fall out!

The boy subconsciously glanced at his crotch, thinking that the zipper hadn't been pulled!As a result, I saw my thick down jacket.

He gave Zhu Munan a hard look.Damn retarded!Where is it exposed, it's ridiculous that I still believe it.

Zhu Munan pointed to the stuck egg and said innocently: "I'm talking about this egg!"

The boy looked at the place he pointed at, er, really, the eggs are about to fall out!

Silently, he put the egg in the middle, blocked the hole with instant noodles, and said without sincerity: "Crab crab!"

Zhu Munan repeatedly waved his hands and said, "You're welcome! You're welcome!"

Boy: "..."

I really want to thank you, can't I be clearer when reminding others?Saying this kind of thing made him want to be crooked, it's simply hateful!

Ignoring Zhu Munan, the boy bent slightly and walked towards the dormitory with difficulty.

This evil wind has an aura that promises not to cut people in half and never give up. It's better to go back to the dormitory quickly, because it's about to be blown into a curse outside!

When he walked to the dormitory, Lu Shang found that the boy who reminded him just now was following him.Maybe we should go the same way, Lu Shang shrugged and continued to climb the fifth floor.

After climbing up to the fifth floor panting, he found that the boy behind him was still following him step by step.The point is that he carried a big backpack and a big suitcase, and walked up to the fifth floor without blushing or panting!

Lu Shang said that people are more popular than people!

"You live here?" Lu Shang asked a little strangely.After all, the 5th and 6th floors are people from my own class, but they all know each other.And this person took so many things, he looked like he was about to move.

"Yes, I live in 10520." Zhu Munan returned with a smile.

"What ape dung, I live in 10520 too."

Lu Shang lived in a two-person room, and his roommate took a break from school this semester and went home to start a business.I thought I could own a dormitory by myself, but I didn't expect a new roommate to live in within a few days of my pride!I just hope that this new roommate won't be as weird as the last one!

"Ah, you live in this dormitory too!" Zhu Munan smiled and said, "Okay, my name is Zhu Munan, I'm Wood from the wood, Nan from the south, please take care of me in the future!"

"My name is Lu Shang, Lu from Lu, Shang from Merchant." Lu Shang smiled, but a cunning flashed in his eyes, "You look older than me, can I call you Brother Zhu? It's more kind."

"Brother Zhu" is homonymous to "Brother Pig", and "Brother Pig" will remind people of the lustful Zhu Bajie.Hmph, let you be as cunning as a ghost, why don't you just drink the footwashing water from the master.The villain in Lu Shang's heart was grinning grinningly with his hands on his hips.

Zhu Munan happened to catch the cunning in Lu Shang's eyes, and said calmly, "Just be happy. Go and open the door, your legs are shaking like chaff!"

Why did he have such a name, either "Brother Pig" or "Mulan", either a rough guy or a bitch, Zhu Munan wailed in his heart.

Lu Shang quickly took out the key and opened the door.

Hehe, it's freezing cold, turn on the air conditioner!

After turning on the air conditioner, Lu Shang finally realized, what the hell is "Brother Lu"!

"Land" is not as good as "Shangdi"!Hey, wait, Brother Shang, God!

Lu Shang fantasized about being called God.Wow Kaka, it seems quite touching to be called God.

Lu Shang ran up to Zhu Munan and said, "Brother Zhu, let's discuss it. In fact, you can call me Brother Shang. Brother Shang sounds much better than Brother Lu!"

Zhu Munan gave him a sideways glance, and said solemnly: "Brother Lu is nicer, and he rhymes symmetrically with Brother Zhu. Brother Zhu and Brother Lu, brothers competing for medical school, it seems that we have a good relationship and are domineering!"

Lu Shang burst into tears: I am speechless!

But the land sounds much better than Brother Pig!Lu Shang comforted himself.

So from then on, the two people's titles have been settled.

After lamenting the other party's treachery and shamelessness for a while, Lu Shang slumped on the chair beside the bed.

"Meow", suddenly a shrill meow sounded from under him, causing Lu Shang to jump up from the chair in fright, and looked at the blown black hair on the chair in shock.

The black cat arched its back, the fur on its back and tail were blown up, like a big broom.With sharp teeth bared, a low growl came out of his throat, and he seemed to tear apart if he had a word of disagreement.

Hearing the cat's screams, Zhu Munan hurried over from the balcony and asked with a headache, "Why did you mess with this ancestor?"

Lu Shang laughed and said, "I didn't know it was on the chair, so I sat on it."

Zhu Munan approached Lu Shang expressionlessly, and whispered in his ear: "You're done, Hei Bao holds grudges very much."

The warm breath sprayed on his ears, and Lu Shang felt... a little itchy!

Secretly opened the distance, glanced at Hei Bao who was still in the state of blowing hair and asked softly: "Will it retaliate against me?"

Zhu Munan gave him a self-evident look.

But Lu Shang felt that a cat's revenge was nothing more than a human being, so it should be fine!Just don't bite!

"Your cat won't bite!"

"No bites, but..."

Lu Shang's heart rose, and he asked nervously, "But what?"

"Don't underestimate it. I pissed it off in the past. It screamed on the roof of my house at night. It screamed for a week, and I couldn't sleep well for a week." It was full of tears!

"But it can't sleep at night! Isn't this hurting the enemy one thousand and self-damaging eight hundred?"

"It sleeps during the day."

"So, did you bring it out to retaliate against society?"

"You should think about how to appease it first!" Zhu Munan said angrily.

Lu Shang looked at Hei Bao, who looked crazy with his fur + scratching his chair, and fell into deep thought.

How to soothe a furry cat?Waiting online, very urgent.

Seeing Lu Shang take out his mobile phone, he frowned: "What are you doing?"

It's all about this, why doesn't this person pay attention to it, and he is still in the mood to play with his mobile phone!

"Well, I want to ask Du Niang what to do if the cat blows its hair?"

Zhu Munan rubbed his chin, why didn't he think that he could ask Du Niang for help, he must have been frightened by Hei Bao's magic, and was confused!I thought back then that I was foolishly calling my friends for help, but this guy said "just beat me up!" You thought it was you, and you beat me up if you didn't obey, cats are very vengeful!

At this time, Lu Shang, who was browsing the webpage, raised his head: "Can I have a beating?"

Zhu Munan rolled his eyes frantically, and said, "Are you sure you don't want to strike first?"

If you dare to beat Master Mao, you are afraid that you will not see the sun of tomorrow!

Lu Shang shook his phone, and said confidently: "Many people above say that!"

"I don't object if you beat it, I'm afraid you will be injured. I have small dried fish in my bag, but I don't guarantee that it will eat it." Zhu Munan gritted his teeth and said.

After speaking, he opened the backpack, poured the dried fish in the fresh-keeping bag into a bowl, and put it next to Heibao.

However, Heibao turned a blind eye to the delicious food that was close at hand.It jumped off the scratched chair with its big fluffy tail upright, and ran away howling.

Lu Shang asked strangely: "Why did I get hurt? Didn't you say it doesn't bite?"

"It doesn't bite, but it has many ways to make you unlucky, you can try."

"Hehe, I don't need it anymore. In fact, I think cats are good friends of human beings, and we should get along with each other!"

Zhu Munan: "..."

Who was going to beat me up just now?

"By the way, why did you come to school now? Are you also a pharmacy major? Why haven't I seen you before?"

"Well, I took a year off from school."

"Why leave school"

It turned out that Zhu Munan was caught in the rain a year ago and went to the clinic after catching a cold. The doctor prescribed the wrong prescription and used "cefotaxime sodium" and Chinese medicine injection "Qingkailing" together, resulting in necrosis of Zhu Munan's eyes. one year.In fact, it is no problem to use the two drugs separately, but the time interval between the two drugs should be at least 6 hours, otherwise there will be many adverse reactions.

After being cured, he came to school.

"You are so ill-fated!" Lu Shang sighed, "Fortunately, it has been cured!"

"meow"

A cat meow interrupted their chat.

The two turned their heads to look at the same time, and saw...

A black cat was on the opposite bed, biting the quilt, shaking its head and rolling wildly, looking crazy!The cotton wool flew all over the place, and the black cat fur fell off the bed.

Lu Shang yelled: "Ahh~ I want to fuck you!"

Hei Bao glanced at Lu Shang with disdain, and fled before he rushed over, leaving only a mess.

Lu Shang had a broken face: "I believe it now, it really has the ability to make me extremely unlucky!"

This cat has become a genius!Then find his bed accurately, and revenge if you say revenge.If it was not intentional, he would be the first to disagree.Don't think it's a cat's face, he can't see the contempt on its face.

Zhu Munan patted Lu Shang's shoulder comfortingly, and asked, "Do you have any spare sheets?"

"No more." Lu Shang shook his head discouragedly.

"It's a bit late now, I'll go shopping with you tomorrow, sleep with me tonight!"