Praise of the Light to the Dark Knight

All he answered was the knight's ugly, cold face.

"You..." Yalan tentatively stretched out his hand to pull Et Gaya's arm, but the dark knight with a strange face turned out to be very rude, and waved his hand away, with a gloomy and handsome face, with a gloomy and cold expression , as if the next second he was going to do a standard villain's long smile like in the bard's song, then his eyes flickered with perverted light, revealing an evil face and began to fuck the protagonist.

——The God of Light testified together with the Lord of Darkness, Etjaye is certainly not that kind of knight!

So he didn't look up to the sky and smile, he just hugged his shoulders, and asked coldly and sharply: "So in the eyes of the high priest, are we dark knights the kind of cowards who will run away on their own in times of crisis?"

Yalan was obviously stunned, and then burst out laughing: "Hahaha...so you are having a temper tantrum."

small temper?What the hell kind of adjective is that!Etjaye immediately put his hands on Yalan's shaking shoulders, and said angrily, "Don't laugh! Listen, if I run into danger and leave my teammates to escape, I might as well kill myself and go back to the dark border." Forget about cleaning the toilet for the monarch!"

Chris interjected extremely inappropriately: "The Lord of Darkness is the supreme god of darkness, are you sure he will go to the bathroom too?"

then……

Then the back of the Chris Eagle was bald.

Landing in the terraced fields outside the village, Chris regained his human form, but he was still screaming in pain, making a voice that was neither human nor bird: "Despicable, sinister, black and stinky knight!"

He jumped up and down and touched his back, but there were no obvious injuries on his body after returning to his original form. The bird feathers were plucked in the deformed state. Although it hurts, it is not enough to hurt the main body—but Chris may need to be fine. When there is no one, hide in a place where there is no one and turn into a giant eagle, because the giant eagle form needs enough time to... regrow hair.

"You bloody black knights, does your creed include vindictiveness?"

Probably!

The bad knight who was accused of "revenge" took the lead, holding his sword and striding forward, Yalan hurriedly chased after him, and Chris, the poor "short leg", ran two steps and shouted: "Hey! I know all the villagers here, just wait and let me guide you!"

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him, he was so angry that he turned into a red-eyed bunny and ran out.

This is a small village, with only dozens of households. Not to mention comparing it with Xialan City, it is not even as big as the elves' Biye City.People from the village gathered on the ground for a meeting, surrounding a mage.

"Ah, that sorcerer in the village! That guy secretly learned magic when he was a cook at Reina Arrow College." The fastest Druid rabbit ran back and introduced it to Yalan.

It was an ordinary-looking middle-aged man with his cuffs rolled up. He seemed to have lived here all year round, and he even went to cultivate the fields himself. Algorithm men's spellcasting skills are quite limited, perhaps even inferior to first-year apprentices in the Master Academy.

But even so, he is much sharper than ordinary villagers.

The mage was the first to feel the aura of outsiders, and when he raised his head, he showed a surprised expression: "It's Matsuba-sama!"

Matsuba Chris is the druid's full name, but Matsuba is actually the surname.The Druid technique originally came from the elves. Every Druid apprentice will inherit the spells and surname of his teacher, going back to the source. Even though there are the most humans in the Druid sect now, their surnames still sound very elf-like last name.

"Ah!" The white rabbit suddenly turned into Chris in human form, "Yes, it's me, your name is Lao..."

"Rouse." The middle-aged peasant mage nodded, "Are you here, my lord? Did something happen to the druid's maple forest?"

"Why, what did you find? I'm not in the woods these days."

Hearing Chris's question, the villagers showed an embarrassed expression that hesitated to speak. They looked at each other, you pushed me and you pushed you, and finally the mage Rolls said slowly: "Uh, let's go ahead I have been seeing a person for a few days..." He swallowed, looked around, and found that no one was willing to take on this drudgery, so he had to bite the bullet and say, "That person was on all fours, covered in leaves, running wildly in the field, Still howling loudly..."

Chris showed a disgusted expression: "Oh my god, is it a pervert? You should immediately notify the sheriff of the nearby town!"

"No, no, that's someone we know. Uh, you know him too." Rouss became even more embarrassed, and waved his hands again and again, "The person who ran naked...is Mr. Matsuba."

Old Master Matsuba, it is so obvious who this title refers to.

Rouse then went on to say: "And what he howled...is... about you."

The surrounding villagers lowered their heads. Once someone opened his head, it would be like opening a gate to release water, and they would not be able to stop them. Everyone whispered: "For example, Mr. Songye wet the bed every day when he was a child. He didn't admit it, saying that he was Draw a map of the maple forest."

"I lost the fight with the squirrel and said I would commit suicide on a hunger strike."

"When I was learning the spell of milking a cow, because I couldn't find a cow, I actually tried it on myself..."

"Then everyone actually drank the druid's milk for a month..."

"Why do male druids have milk?"

Puff——————

Chris disappeared out of thin air, and a little squirrel on the ground quickly disappeared from people's sight.

A scream came from an unknown place: "This world must be crazy! My teacher is such a dignified archdruid, how can he spread the story of my childhood everywhere?"

crazy?

Yalan suddenly asked: "Master Chris, your benefactor... also has the hobby of running on all fours like a beast in human form?"

The squirrel poked its head out of the mud pit, a pair of mung bean-like black eyes gleamed wickedly: "How is that possible!"

The villagers also said: "No, Mr. Songye is very kind and generous. We often trouble him, and he is never angry. Even if the cat at home is having a difficult delivery in the middle of the night, he is willing to get up to help."

"Yes, your lord is obviously a kind and kind old man!"

"Spell error?"

Chris even forgot to hide, and climbed directly onto Yalan's arm: "The druid's natural transformation can transform into any beast whose strength is not higher than that of the druid himself, but our rationality is still human's rationality when transforming." , will not degenerate into an animal, let alone a human form, suddenly thinking that he is a wild beast!"

"Then the druids had an accident." Yalan sighed softly, "No normal person would run around wearing leaves."

Et Gaya, who "revenges every grievance", suddenly laughed and said, "So, the druids must be crazy."

As they were talking, a hurricane suddenly seemed to blow in the farmland behind them. The plants were staggering here and there, and a thing sprang out from it. People only saw white arms and bare thighs. The thing had already whizzed past. At the same time, there was a strange laugh in the wind:

"Ahahahahaha~~~~~~ My good apprentice is back in Fenglin~~~~ Hahaha I will order him to work tonight~~~ chop firewood, carry water to feed the birds, and let him sing hahahahahaha ~~~~~~~~Apprentices are used to squeeze hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~"

The sound of hahaha all the way drifted away.

Everyone stood blankly, including Chris, who was completely surrounded.

Yalan was the first to shout: "Chasing!"

Before he finished speaking, Et Gaya had already rushed out, Yalan's quick blessing fell on Et Gaya, and the latter seemed to become a whirlwind, a black whirlwind, the two of them chased each other, and got into it all the way. out of the jungle.

"Quick! Let's chase too!" Chris yelled, and then realized that the elf beside him was a spellcaster.So after screaming, he transformed from a mouse into a robust stag. The deer lowered its head, scratched the ground with its hooves, and barked at Yalan.

Yalan sighed again, quickly turned over and climbed onto the deer's back: "You are the best mount in the world, thank you."

The buck spread its hooves and began to run wildly.

The distance between Etjaye and the old druid narrowed sharply, but it became difficult to pursue after entering the jungle. Even if the druid was crazy, he knew the deep forest better than the dark knight.The skinny old druid wearing ragged leaves actually had such a fast speed. He plunged into the woods, grinning strangely, his gray-brown hair was messy, mixed with some bird droppings...

Just such a strange old man, after entering the woods, Et Gaya's body was quickly thrown off by him.The old man was on all fours, climbing, jumping, and throwing some kind of clump of animal droppings behind him.

...Etgaya made several difficult somersaults in a row, so that he didn't let the dung attack on his body. Now he suddenly felt very ashamed. He was angry with Yalan just now. What Yalan said was too right. A coward who just wants to run away - he lost track of the old man in order to avoid these maddening turds.

Et Gaya stood there annoyed and kicked the tree angrily.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Bah!

Misfortunes never come singly, he kicked a man down from the tree, and the aura of this man seemed unfathomable.