Forcing me to lay eggs, swollen and broken [Interstellar]

He gritted his teeth... Hearing this tone, he was quite proud, right? !

Jiang Beiqi slammed his fist on his forehead, pointed at his tail, "Does it hurt?"

The ugly thing shook his head, but couldn't bear Jiang Beiqi's eyes, so he nodded obediently, and said in a low voice, "It hurts."

"Don't do this in the future, do you hear me?!"

The ugly thing stretched out its claws and hugged his neck, "But I want Beibei to participate in the competition."

"why?"

"Because Beibei likes it."

Jiang Beiqi reached out and pinched the ugly thing's jaw, "How do you know I like it? When did I say I like it..."

"But Beibei obviously worked very hard to read the book and get that stone, there are little stars in his eyes..."

little stars……?

Jiang Beiqi paused, the ugly thing knew everything.

He always thought that with Jiang Dan's IQ, he wouldn't be able to understand these things. He was sensible and clever, and sometimes mischievous and clingy, but he was always a child, but in fact, he understood everything.

There was a slight dryness in Jiangbei Qi's throat, and the sweet and sour fermented, his eyes were almost red, he pretended to be extremely fierce, but he dared not look at the eyes of ugly things, "That can't hurt yourself! "

Hugging the ugly thing to the bed, he quickly changed the topic, "I'll show you something."

The ugly thing obediently sat on the bed and waited, his feet dangling back and forth, "What?"

Jiang Beiqi asked him to close his eyes, turned around to take it, and said after a while, "Okay, open your eyes."

Ugly opened his golden vertical pupils, and saw a necklace hanging in front of his eyes, and the pendant was a red energy stone with cracks - Hezhe.He stretched out his little paw and flicked, "Is it for me?"

"For you."

The ugly thing grinned happily and stretched his neck over, "Put it on, I want Bei Bei to put it on."

Jiang Beiqi reached out and put He Zhe on the neck of the ugly thing, bowed his head and kissed his forehead, "Thank you yesterday."

The ugly thing blinked, "Huh?"

Hold him tightly in your arms, "Thank you for protecting me."

The ugly thing quietly placed its claws on Jiang Beiqi's waist, "Then give me a kiss~"

Jiang Beiqi: "..." Unconsciously, he clenched his hand into a fist, and resolutely hit the ugly thing on the head.

The ugly thing "hummed", leaned back on the bed, and flicked its tail, "I'm not happy if you don't give me a kiss!" He glanced at Jiang Beiqi, thinking blindly to be cute is not enough, he must Change tactics.Grip your claws and change your strategy!

It was April, and the annual trials in Sale City were finally held.

This trial has attracted attention from the beginning, and it has become a tradition to host it for many years.With the help of the old Adam, Jiang Beiqi finally completed the registration. Although the electronic equipment is now highly developed, the selection competition still adopts manual review regulations. Jiang Beiqi had to go to the review with his assistant.

Jiang Beiqi hadn't seen much of the "world" since he was reborn. The people he faced all the year round were the tall, unfriendly Caucasians in the attic room, followed by the old Adam and his wife. Judging from short-term knowledge, the population of Sale City must be pitifully small, otherwise he would not see anyone no matter how many supermarkets he visited.

As a result, on the day of the review, his mind was completely changed.

Because of the conflict with Zuckerman, Jiang Beiqi deliberately picked an early time, and got up from the quilt almost at dawn.Old Adam still had to take care of his soon-to-be-born son, so Jiang Beiqi went to review it by himself.

Fortunately, there is a communicator, so the address is not difficult to find.

The ugly thing slept on his shoulder all the way, but when he arrived, the hall was still full of people. The tall and strong Caucasian people gathered together made people feel a lot of pressure. The scene was as crowded as grabbing train tickets during the Spring Festival travel rush , Jiang Beiqi was dumbfounded on the spot, so he had to resign himself to his fate and line up to the end of the line.During the period, people crowded and rubbed constantly, the ugly thing was crushed by its tail, opened its eyes in a daze, glanced at Beibei, then fell asleep on his shoulder again.

When it was Jiang Beiqi's turn, the review staff were dumbfounded.

This trial can be said to be the best chance for all the salted fish to turn around, and it is no exaggeration to describe it as a high-profile one.They didn't expect that someone would make fun of such an important trial, and it was still a thin Qiaoxi.

The short, brown-haired man pointed to Jiang Beiqi's file form, and looked up at Jiang Dan in his arms, "I thought it was just a joke..."

Jiang Beiqi scratched his head, "No, this is my assistant, his name is Jiang Dan." Putting the ugly thing on the table, the ugly thing tilted his head and blinked, "Ah!"

The reviewing man looked puzzled, "We've never seen this kind of situation...I need to report it."

Jiang Beiqi nodded calmly, carried the ugly thing to the lobby and waited. The staff specially took him to the rest area, and he was flattered by the good attitude.

The crowd was bustling, and although they intended to show good upbringing, their voices were not too noisy, but the deliberately lowered voice was still furry and disturbed Jiang Beiqi like a scratch.

He is now becoming a baby daddy more and more smoothly, as the saying goes, practice makes perfect.After Ugly's baby teeth were replaced, the permanent teeth finally grew back, and now he can eat some food. Although the digestive system is still gradually adapting, this is a great surprise for Jiang Beiqi.Today's Jiangbei Qi is already so poor that he doesn't even have any pants, let alone the money to buy milk. Although Abel never asked him for it, and even tried to "help" him around the bush, Jiang Beiqi refused.

Judging from his years of experience as a man, a man who has never met before, no, a man who seldom interacts with, often cares about your private life, even taking care of your "pet" like this, it is either adultery or robbery!

Based on Jiang Beiqi's understanding of the rules of this society, he thought that Abel must have taken a fancy to him, and Abel is a strong man over two meters tall. If they have something to do with each other, he must be the one to be a woman...!So what should he do? It's okay to pretend to be stupid and deliberately alienate him?Now that he is in danger in the attic, he must not offend Abel again at such a time of life and death.

The above is Jiangbei Qi's entangled mental journey, but in fact, he really thinks too much... and Abel next door has been troubled because he can't help Jiangbei Qi. It's fine if he's not around, but now even food has become a problem, he is anxious.

Therefore, when Jiang Beiqi knew that the ugly thing could eat the food he made, he almost jumped up with excitement.

In fact, with Ugly's excellent digestive system, he would have no major problems eating glass slag, but Abel wished he could hold it in his hand and take care of him piously.Although in fact he seldom gets in touch with contact, and he can't do everything by himself in life, but Abel always tells Jiang Beiqi that ugly things are still small, and the stomach of ugly things can't accept those foods... and so on. Well, Jiang Beiqi's ears were calloused, so he was obedient and only gave milk to ugly things.

However, the ugly thing prefers the food made by Jiang Beiqi.

Jiang Beiqi brought food, and the ugly thing finally woke up and was looking at him with his eyes open.Jiang Beiqi opened the lunch box with kindness, and turned to look at the lump on his shoulder, "Are you hungry?" Because of the progress of the times, few people use such ancient things as lunch boxes anymore, so his lunch box only cost A copper coin with high quality and complete functions, among which the most satisfying thing for him is the heat preservation.

This kind of heat preservation is different from the heat preservation on the earth. Jiang Beiqi opened the lid, and the aroma overflowed in an instant, and the food was steaming hot as if it had just come out of the pan.

The ugly thing flicked its tail happily, and Jiang Beiqi dug a little for him with a spoon, "Eat slowly, this box is all yours."

The ugly thing rubbed his head against his face, "I love Beibei."

But what Jiang Beiqi didn't expect was that while he was having dinner with Jiang Dan secretly, a tall and strong man in overalls stood beside him at some point.Jiang Beiqi didn't notice it at first, it was the ugly thing who discovered it first.

The man looked fierce and not angry, his eyes narrowed slightly to look at the lunch box in Jiang Beiqi's hand.The moment Jiang Beiqi raised his eyes, he felt that this person was so familiar, as if he had met him somewhere... He smiled coyly, and put his hand away to put the box away, "Sorry, I didn't know that you can't eat here."

Before the rice was put into the cloth bag, the man's broad hands were already on the lunch box. Jiang Beiqi took a meal, thinking that those who don't know are not to blame, as long as he doesn't eat.

"Sir, I'm really sorry, I don't know the rules here, it's my first time..."

"Jiang Beiqi, what are you doing here?"

"Hey?"

The tall and strong man looked at the ugly thing, "Stay at home dishonestly, and you also participate in the competition?"