Forcing me to lay eggs, swollen and broken [Interstellar]

Jiang Beiqi hasn't had a good time at all these two days. Although the wooden door has been installed with Abel's help and the leaks in the roof have been repaired, Jiang Beiqi's mood has not improved much.He was lying on the bed thinking wildly as if he was suffering from hysteria, and he was so worried that he didn't want to eat or drink.

Now Jiang Beiqi was lying on the bed, ignorant, and the ugly thing beside him was alive and kicking, dragging its long fat tail from the head to the end of the bed, and then back from the end of the bed.The mattress rose and fell with the movements of the ugly thing, and Jiang Beiqi turned over annoyed, leaving only his back.The ugly thing rubbed over and patted Jiang Beiqi's shoulder with its paws, "Yeah!"

It's really not worrying at all!Jiang Beiqi backhanded the fat claws extended by the ugly thing, and patted his shoulder.The ugly thing held its paws and tilted its head for a while, then raised its legs as if it was about to step over Jiangbei Qi, but the legs of the ugly thing were too short, and it was impossible to pass with such a step, the most direct result was "snap" He fell on Jiang Beiqi with a slam.

Jiang Beiqi sat up violently, grabbed the back of the ugly thing's neck and brought it up to his eyes, "What are you doing!"

The ugly thing was stopped by the yelling, a little aggrieved and a little sad, he called him in a soft voice with a soft voice and a gentle tone.

Jiang Beiqi couldn't bear the appearance of ugly things, it was pitiful as if he would cry and die if he ignored him.Jiang Beiqi threw the ugly thing back on the bed, lifted the quilt and lay down again.

It was a sunny day outside, and the birds on the branches were lingering and singing softly.

Jiang Beiqi looked slumped and dying, except for washing, his hair and clothes were disheveled and lifeless.The ugly thing didn't know how to appease him, so he had to push his big head in from the side of the quilt, and poked his lower back with his protruding mouth.

Jiang Beiqi was itchy, sighed and turned around.The ugly thing still maintained its original movement, and with such a movement, it poked between Jiang Beiqi's legs.

Jiang Beiqi said "Ouch", but he didn't seem to be disgusted, and stretched out his arms to hug the ugly thing into his arms.

The ugly thing leaned on his thin shoulders, felt the warmth of his embrace, and narrowed his eyes contentedly.

Jiang Beiqi touched his rough skin and muttered to himself, "Even if you are a dragon, you have nothing to be afraid of."

When the ugly thing heard the low sigh, his golden pupils suddenly deepened. He blinked vigorously, and finally returned to normal. He tilted his head and followed the childish voice, "Dragon! Dragon!"

Jiang Beiqi buried his head in the neck of the ugly thing and smiled lowly, his breath was warm.

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At first, Jiang Beiqi was caught off guard by the fact that a man could have children, and even asked Abel side-by-side when he was helping him install the door, but Abel didn't show overly surprised at all, as if it was a matter of course. in this way.

Jiang Beiqi completely gave up.

Then there was the issue of the identity of the ugly thing. Jiang Beiqi tried his best to find the information. Maybe because of limited resources, he didn't find the holographic image that Old Adam mentioned.Jiang Beiqi thinks this is the best way, the less people know, the easier it is to hide the truth.

Jiang Beiqi also couldn't understand what he was doing now - he didn't throw away or give away the ugly things, but wanted to keep him safe.Jiang Beiqi shook his head, thinking that maybe he was too lonely here, and it was better to be accompanied by an ugly thing than to be alone and sleepless.

Jiang Beiqi raised his head and sighed, "Lonely, oh lonely."

The ugly thing slapped its paws and said in a small voice, "Lonely~Lonely~"

Jiang Beiqi looked down at him, and laughed out loud, "Oh, why are you so funny."

The ugly thing stretched out its short arms to hug Jiang Beiqi's neck, and gnawed on his collarbone, "Yeah~"

Jiang Beiqi's decadence came quickly and fiercely, and his recovery speed was equally astonishing.

Lie on the bed with the ugly thing for two days, half a step down the stairs, and grab the milk of the ugly thing when he was hungry, Jiang Beiqi felt that he was wasting his life.

Although the act of snatching the ugly thing's milk didn't make his hard heart feel ashamed, but the last time he fed the ugly thing's milk, he stuffed the bottle into the ugly thing's arms, and the ugly thing stretched out the chubby claws and took the bottle again. Pushed back, looking serious and serious.Jiang Beiqi thought that the ugly thing wanted to feed him, so he picked up the bottle and brought it close to his mouth.

The ugly thing shook his head, jumped up and down and called out, "Mom!"

Jiang Beiqi's hard heart collapsed in an instant, seeing the ugly thing that wanted to feed him before he grew up, he finally made up his mind.

If he was only living by himself, it would be fine, but now he has brought an ugly thing, he has to make money and raise a baby.Although Abel didn't mind continuing to help him, Jiang Beiqi felt sorry for him. He lacked neither arms nor legs. Although he was not strong and healthy, he was still a normal man.

So when old Adam saw Jiang Beiqi again, he was so frightened that he almost closed the shop.

However, Rum was very happy to see him. After all, he was a handsome young man with a good personality and a cute little thing. No one would find him annoying, except of course Old Adam.

In order to carry ugly things conveniently, Jiang Beiqi tore off the only change sheet at home, wrapped it under his clothes into a bellyband and hung it on his chest.The ugly thing sat inside with a big tail, a cute and sensible face, and saw Lao Ya waving his paws in a friendly way.

Rum came out from the door, holding a plate in his hand, "You're here, I happened to make some cocoa pancakes, let's have some together."

Cocoa biscuits?Jiang Beiqi's sense of smell and taste became highly sensitive immediately. He hadn't eaten well for a long time, so he stretched out his hand and scratched his head, "Is it okay?"

Rum nodded, "Of course!"

Jiang Beiqi ignored the old Adam who was standing beside him like a door god, and Rum grabbed his wrist and went in.During the period, the ugly thing turned his head to say hello to old Adam, and yelled in a childish voice, "Yeah~"

Old Adam frowned, feeling hopeless, "..."

Rum is indeed a good housekeeper, and he has even set aside his living expenses for the whole year.Jiang Beiqi was dumbfounded when he heard his opinion, and thought that if Langmu was a woman, he would marry him.

During this period, Jiang Beiqi kept aiming at Langmu's stomach intentionally or unintentionally, but found nothing unusual.Didn't old Adam say that he was about to give birth, but why didn't he grow up at all...

Seeing the two sitting together and chatting, old Adam went to the workshop. Jiang Beiqi actually wanted to follow, but he couldn't be in a hurry. To capture the thief, he had to capture the king first. It was no problem for old Adam after Rum was settled.

Rum pushed the baked cocoa biscuit to Jiangbei Qi's table. Although the name of the cocoa biscuit was only one word different from the cocoa biscuit he was familiar with, it was far from it.Jiang Beiqi reached out to pick up the light green palm-sized cake, and took a closer look. What he smelled was not the bitter aroma of chocolate but a sweetness.

Rum said: "This is made from the leaves of the cocoa tree, the fruit in the cocoa..." Rum blushed and lowered his head with a smile, and then raised it again after a while, "Adam sold the fruit and kept the leaves. I've been trying to do it before, but I can't get rid of the sourness inside, this time you happen to be here, help me taste it." He turned around and brought another plate, the fruit inside was the size of a fist, green and clear, not wiped clean The water droplets are glistening on it, it is really cute, "I saved some, you can taste it too."

Jiang Beiqi's stomach was already shriveled, so he opened his mouth impatiently and took a big bite. The taste was indeed as Rum said, a little sour, but the acidity was just right. He took another bite, "It's delicious, you're amazing."

Rum stood up and lowered his head with a smile, "I'll get you something to drink."

The ugly thing rested its two little paws on the edge of the table, resting its chin on the table, yelling "Yah~".Jiang Beiqi reached out and broke a little bit into his mouth, the ugly thing "miamia" started to eat, and after eating, he still wanted it, stretching his neck and screaming "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

Jiang Beiqi broke another big piece for him, and even bit into some cocoa nuts and fed them into his mouth.The ugly thing happily waved its little paws, and raised its head to give him a kiss.

Rum came back with a glass of water in his hand, "Here..." He put the glass on the table, "How can you give Jiang Dan this?!"

Jiang Beiqi looked at him puzzled, and it took him a long time to remember who Jiangdan was, "Can't he eat it?"

Rum immediately handed over the water, "No, how old is he!"

But it was too late, the ugly thing had already been devoured, and now he was still waving his paws for the piece in Jiang Beiqi's hand.

Jiang Beiqi soon discovered that something was wrong with the ugly thing, his pink tongue was sticking out of his mouth, and his face was drunk.He grabbed Rum's hand and held up the fruit, "What's here?!"

Rum bit his lip, "Cocoa fruit is the raw material of wine, I thought you knew it!" This is a very common wine, most of them are also used in wedding ceremonies and sex.

Jiang Beiqi was about to explode, "Ugly!"

The ugly thing nestled in his arms with its tail curled up, and its head was dizzy.

Jiang Beiqi took water and fed it into his mouth, but most of it was spit out. Jiang Beiqi didn't care about the wet clothes, and looked at Rum, "What should I do?!"

Looking at Jiang Beiqi's hurry, Lang Mu tried his best to comfort him, "Just drink enough water and sleep for a while, but he is too young, so he may sleep for a long time."

Jiang Beiqi nodded, "Then I'll take him home first."

Before Langmu had time to say that it would be good to let the ugly thing sleep here, Jiang Beiqi had already run away.

Jiang Beiqi rushed home all the way, and the ugly thing was half asleep and half awake in his arms, feeling uncomfortable.Jiangbei Qi was sweating like rain, his heart was beating wildly in his small body holding the ugly thing, and his arms were shaking.As soon as he arrived at the door, he suddenly heard someone calling him, the voice was not loud but very clear.

Jiang Beiqi stopped and looked suspiciously at the ugly thing in his arms.

At this moment, the sun poured into the face, and it was warm.Jiang Beiqi felt that the things in his arms seemed not so ugly anymore... His own face was reflected in his fascinated golden eyes, and his wide mouth was pressed against his chest.

At this time, the ugly thing suddenly opened his mouth, his voice was soft and soft, like a grass poking someone's spleen, "Beibei, I feel so uncomfortable..."