[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Since he came to Japan, because he is not a character in those martial arts novels, Xu Baijin is relatively quiet among the Huashan faction, and there are almost no Japanese reporters interviewing him.

But Xu Baijin's leisure time finally came to an end.Xu Baijin, who had just finished his lunch, was squatting by the well to wash dishes when he saw a large group of Japanese journalists walking towards his house from a distance.

And these reporters walked up to Xu Baijin, bowed neatly to Xu Baijin, and then apologized to Xu Baijin together, saying that they had blind eyes but didn't know Taishan, and they kept ignoring the living gods!

"What living god?" Xu Baijin was confused by these Japanese reporters.

After listening to the twittering of these Japanese reporters in a daze, Xu Baijin finally figured it out. It turned out that it was Linghu Chong who had a big mouth. He drank too much Japanese sake at noon and accidentally revealed Xu Baijin's secret of cultivating immortals. !

Fortunately, Xu Baijin didn't take this cultivation of immortals as a big deal. After he figured out the reason, he nodded to these Japanese reporters and admitted that he was indeed cultivating immortals.But because the time of practice is still short, less than a year, Xu Baijin told these Japanese reporters very frankly: except for one light-weight technique, he has no magic tricks to perform.

"The art of light body? The flying art of the gods?" These Japanese reporters heard Xu Baijin's words, but instead of being disappointed, they were overjoyed.After they found out that Xu Baijin's performance props only needed a balloon, they immediately sent a message to someone to deliver it quickly.

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While waiting for someone to deliver the balloons, the live broadcast behind these Japanese journalists naturally couldn't be ignored.

Probably because they felt that they had neglected Xu's father and son before, these Japanese reporters then asked Xu Baijin compensatoryly, asking Xu Baijin what specialties his father had?If you have special skills, just perform together.

Xu Baijin, who is a son of man, saw these Japanese reporters say this, so he naturally wanted to praise his father. He bragged on his father's behalf: "My father was a genius before he was stupid, and he was proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

All the Japanese journalists cheered with humor, and they immediately asked Xu Baijin to invite his stupid father, and they wanted Xu Baijin's stupid father to show off in this small courtyard.

And in order to make the camera look beautiful, these Japanese reporters specially selected two young and beautiful female reporters, and asked them to pretend to be ancient maids, standing aside and pretending to be grinding while Xu Baijin's stupid father was splashing ink. Inkstone.

And when Xu Baijin's silly father played the flute, he danced for Xu Baijin's silly father.

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As a result, Xu Baijin's stupid father showed his face in front of the Japanese people once, and he also performed exceptionally. His writing and painting are perfect and impeccable.

Especially that flute sound attracted countless butterflies and birds flying around in public!

The nickname of Xu Baijin's silly father was also officially changed from the foolish devil to the real foolish devil on this day!

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When Xu Baijin's silly father performance was over, he went back to the house to rest contentedly, and the balloon used for Xu Baijin's performance was finally sent up the mountain by a special person.

After receiving the balloon, Xu Baijin didn't hesitate, he used the lightness technique to make a light leap, and under the attention of a group of Japanese reporters, he flew into the sky lightly.

This group of Japanese reporters was a sensation in an instant, "Immortals, they are really immortals!" Some people couldn't help shouting, and some people knelt down excitedly...

Xu Baijin was still a teenager at heart, and when he saw this, he put on more effort to perform. He tied the balloon to his belt, waved his sleeves to stir up the airflow, and flew forward for a while, flew backward for a while, and flew upside down for a while.

But after flying upside down, Xu Baijin couldn't think of anything new, so he had to land slowly.

Seeing that Xu Baijin landed after flying for a while, these Japanese journalists were still unsatisfied. They surrounded Xu Baijin and begged Xu Baijin to continue performing.

Xu Baijin couldn't stand their entreaties, so he had to jump into the sky again...

Xu Baijin, who has performed like this for seven, eight or ten times, always doing repetitive flying movements, finally got a little tired of it.

When these Japanese reporters once again begged Xu Baijin to perform, Xu Baijin turned around and aimed the lightness technique at the two young female reporters dressed as ancient maids, and then asked someone to hand the balloon to them Two young female reporters, let them perform instead of themselves.

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It turns out that Immortal Art can also be used by ordinary people in this way!Xu Baijin's actions caused another wave of enthusiasm among these Japanese reporters.

While everyone's eyes were on the two young female reporters who were slowly flying into the sky, Xu Baijin seized the time to rest, waving his sleeves in the sky all the time, in fact, he was very tired.

Of course, the two young female reporters who flew into the sky for the first time did not feel tired at all because of the excitement.

And because these two are women, they have more tricks to unlock than the clumsy Xu Baijin. They also added various dance moves. Spin in circles at high altitude, enjoy high!

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There is an old saying that goes like this?Extreme joy begets sorrow... yes, extreme joy begets sorrow!

Amidst the joy and joy of this group of people, no one expected that a large black cloud suddenly floated over, the sky and the earth suddenly darkened, and the trance turned into night.

Then there was lightning and thunder, and the storm was about to come!

The two young female reporters who were still holding balloons in the sky were suddenly stunned!Flying so high, they are obviously the most vulnerable to lightning strikes.

But the two young female reporters did not dare to let go of the balloon in their hands, for they were afraid of falling down and dying.They are not Xu Baijin, they are already familiar with the control of light body technique.

what to do?At this critical juncture, it was the two young female reporters who managed to get their wits out of their wits in the end. The two of them condescendingly saw a well in the corner of the courtyard below, and waved their sleeves to move to the top of the well...

"We loosened the balloons one after another and fell into the well below. There is water in the well to buffer us. We should be fine!"

The two young female reporters cheered each other on, and under the encouraging gaze of the other, one resolutely let go of the balloon first...

Without the buoyancy of the balloon, the man fell straight into the well in Xu's courtyard.

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Qin Niang wrapped herself tightly, like a big white bear.To be on the safe side, she also wrote religious words such as God bless, Allah bless, Amitabha, and immeasurable gods on the protective clothing.

Worried that these words would not be able to restrain Sadako, Qin Niang came up with another plan. This plan was to disguise herself as a ghost, and unfortunately she would be caught by Sadako. Since everyone is a ghost, she might get away with it. .

Qin Niang did what she said, so she put a long black wig on the hat of the protective clothing, and asked the woman next door to use a highlighter to draw a human skeleton on the front and back of the protective clothing.

It was dark in the well, but the fluorescent skull was shining brightly. Qin Niang wearing this protective clothing looked like a female ghost with disheveled hair.Qin Niang thought that when she had the courage to wave and say hello to Sadako warmly, the two of them might be able to form a pair of good sisters, and they would never interfere with each other.

Of course, on the way back, Qinniang in this attire still had to pass through the world of "Swordsman". In order to avoid misunderstandings for Yue Buqun, Ning Zhongze and others, Qinniang even got a big wooden box and put it on her own. Lie in first.

Qin Niang, who was lying in the wooden box, disguised herself as a cargo and passed through the world of "Swordsman" and "The Green Snake" safely.

In the world of "Mist", Qin Niang encountered a little trouble, and her wooden box attracted a military helicopter.

Fortunately, the military helicopter's trawl net was blocked by an invisible transparent substance, and it couldn't touch Qin Niang's wooden box.Moreover, this layer of transparent material seems to have taken root in the void, so that the military helicopter can't drag Qin Niang's wooden box at all.

After tossing around for a while, when Qinniang's wooden box was passed to the world of "Lu Xiaofeng", this layer of transparent material also disappeared strangely.

But in the world of "Lu Xiaofeng", Qin Niang knew that the next world would be "Midnight Ring", she quickly got out of the wooden box to prepare in advance, and pushed the wooden box to the vast sea below.

Coincidentally, a light boat was driving over on the vast sea below, and there was a young monk sitting on the light boat...

Qin Niang's big wooden box was thrown from the sky, and the light boat was knocked over in one fell swoop!The young monk also turned into a drowned chicken and soaked in the sea water. When he looked up, he made eye contact with Qin Niang, who was suspended in the sky and dressed strangely.

The young monk immediately saluted Qinniang in the sea. He asked Qinniang in a gentle and clear tone: "The poor monk is called an honest monk. How dare you ask where he offended the benefactor? He was hit by the benefactor with a box!"

"So you are an honest monk!" Qin Niang, who had watched Lu Xiaofeng's film and television drama, naturally knew who this honest monk was. She lifted the wig from the sky, looked at the young monk below with interest, and answered irrelevant questions.

At the same time, Qin Niang asked the young monk: "Are you looking for Lu Xiaofeng, or Gong Jiu?"

"I'm looking for both of them. Do you know where they went, benefactor?" The young monk recognized Qin Niang's voice as a woman, and he quietly changed his address from benefactor to benefactor.

"I know." Qin Niang nodded, but she then said to the young monk: "Unless you can climb up, I tell you, you can't go either."

"Really, the benefactor didn't deceive the monk, did she?" The young monk looked at Qin Niang in the sea.

"Why should I lie to you?" Qin Niang curled her lips, and she assured the young monk: "Whenever you can come, I will take you to meet them."

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It is said that Qin Niang had just finished promising the young monk, when her eyes dimmed, she was passed away again.When Qin Niang opened her eyes, she found herself sitting in that familiar big bucket...

The main show is coming!Qin Niang suppressed her panic. Amidst the beating of her heart, she slowly lowered her head to check the bottom of the well...

The water surface at the bottom of the well was calm, but there was no sign of anyone hiding, Qin Niang couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, thankful that Zhenzi didn't hide in the well to scare herself.

Reaching out and pulling the well rope, Qin Niang was about to climb out quickly, but at this moment, Qin Niang suddenly felt a slight weight on her body, and then an object lay on her back.

The touch of this object is like a person, but its weight is much lighter than a person...

Qin Niang's heart skipped a beat, she didn't dare to look back.But even if Qin Niang didn't turn her head back, a clump of wet woman's long hair still slowly brushed across Qin Niang's mask, and fell in front of Qin Niang, shaking... Then, a pair of pale hands rested on Qin Niang's shoulders ...

Qin Niang was so frightened that she went into cardiac arrest!Unfortunately, under the protection of the internal energy delivered in advance by Dongfang Bubai, Qin Niang's heart beat again in a blink of an eye.

Unable to pass out, Qin Niang could only turn her neck mechanically and slowly, and met the eyes of the woman behind her.

Looking at each other, Qin Niang saw that the whites of the woman behind her were rolled up, and the pupils could hardly be seen!Qin Niang was frightened and turned her head quickly.

"Eldest sister, we are all ghosts, you have found the wrong partner!" Qin Niang said to the woman behind her with a sobbing sound.

The woman behind Qin Niang immediately responded to Qin Niang with a gurgle in her throat.

"It's over, this should be ghost language! I don't understand ghost language." Qin Niang thought palely when she heard the sound, but the situation in front of her obviously didn't give Qin Niang time to hesitate, Qin Niang simply lost her mind, and she imitated the other party's speech. The gurgling sound from the depths of the throat also came up indiscriminately, it was very creepy in this dark well.

The "clack" sound of the woman behind Qin Niang became more and more anxious at the moment, so anxious that Qin Niang was afraid that she would die, and Qin Niang felt a sinking in her body again...

"Isn't the evil ghost behind me talking to me, is she calling for help?" Qin Niang turned her head again in a bad mood.

This time, Qin Niang was terrified to see the female ghost lying on her back, another female ghost really fell down!

This female ghost also had long hair covering her face, she stared at Qin Niang quietly, and slowly raised one hand to point at Qin Niang, her mouth was also chattering loudly.

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Qin Niang, who couldn't get dizzy at all, felt that she couldn't stay so passive any longer. One of these ghosts summoned two, and the other summoned four. When they blocked the mouth of the well, she would definitely be finished!

Qin Niang bravely carried the two female ghosts on her back, and quickly climbed up to the mouth of the well.

And when Qin Niang climbed out of the well, she was surprised to find that it seemed to be dark outside.The fluorescent skull pattern on his protective clothing still shone brightly.

Qin Niang saw a group of people pointing at her in horror amidst the rumbling thunder and shouting: "The well demon! The well demon has come out! Run!"

"I'm not a well demon, I'm a victim!" Qin Niang wanted to explain to these people without tears, and wanted to ask them for help to pull away the two female ghosts lying behind her back.

However, as soon as she opened her mouth, Qin Niang was dismayed to find that she had been "clucking" in the well for too long, and the words she spoke were still "clucking" unconsciously...

This group of people avoided Qin Niang approaching, and they all disappeared in the blink of an eye.Qin Niang turned around helplessly, and was lucky to see Xu Baijin guarding the door of his father's room with his eyes wide open, but did not escape.

"Here, I'm saved!" Qin Niang was overjoyed, she carried the two female ghosts on her back, and staggered towards Xu Baijin...