[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

The heroine is gone, the hero is addicted to playing with cars, and the villain has become a mentally ill patient, trapped in a mental hospital in modern society...

What does Qin Niang think, this film and television drama is also coming to an end.Qin Niang felt that the next world should be about to open again.

And after the previous few times of tossing, Qin Niang has already accepted her fate in the choice of these worlds, and she doesn't bother to choose. She plans to wait until that day comes and just do whatever she sees.

But when this day finally came, Qin Niang never imagined that she was tricked by Ximen Chuuxue and chose a world she was most afraid of.

Ximen Chuuxue, a perverted guy, borrowed Lin Pingzhi's tablet that day, and watched "Midnight Ring" in front of Qinniang with great interest!

Well, Qin Niang, who was in a hurry, in the end she simply did not inform Ximen Chuuxue, Lu Xiaofeng, and Hua Manlou to leave the Huashan School, and took them directly to the world of "Midnight Ring".

To be unlucky, everyone will be unlucky together, this is Qin Niang's idea.

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According to the usual practice, this half of Mount Hua floating on the sea was also transferred to the world of "Midnight Ring" along with Qin Niang and others.

So when everyone woke up from the dizziness of teleportation, they were surprised to find that they were not greeted by Sadako with disheveled hair, but a large group of reporters who were attracted by this half of Huashan Mountain.

This group of reporters, carrying cameras, swarmed up the half of Mount Hua immediately.After seeing the stunned Huashan faction people, they rushed to them at a speed of [-] meters, almost poking the microphones in their hands into their mouths.

Seeing that everyone can't understand Japanese, most of these reporters switched to Chinese mode fluently...

In this battle, if the members of the Huashan faction were first-time brothers, they would definitely be confused.

Fortunately, the members of the Huashan faction had already experienced several worlds. Everyone was used to the wind and rain, and they quickly adjusted their mentality. They elected Linghu Chong as the leader and asked him to answer the reporters' questions.

And the first question these reporters asked was to inquire about the origins of the members of the Huashan School. Linghu Chong also made no secrets, saying that they were Huashan School disciples, and even said his name frankly.

Of course, for the second question of these reporters: Why did this half of Huashan Mountain come to Japan suddenly, Linghu Chong pretended to be stupid and asked three questions.

Apparently, many of these journalists had read Chinese martial arts novels.After hearing Linghu Chong's self-introduction, they excitedly concluded that Linghu Chong and the others were characters from the novel!

This was something unheard of before, these reporters looked at each other, and immediately asked Linghu Chong for advice, wanting to ask Linghu Chong to show the martial arts of the legendary Zhonghua Mountain School.

Linghu Chong was already crazy, so he performed a few sets of Huashan School swordsmanship in front of these reporters on the spot, and showed off his internal and light skills...

Seeing this, the reporters immediately had no doubts about Linghu Chong's words.Because of this sudden mountain peak, Linghu Chong's swordsmanship that surpassed ordinary people's skills, and those jaw-dropping internal and light skills, all of them cannot be faked!

Faced with this shocking anecdote, these reporters almost went crazy.Well, those Japanese people who are watching the interviews of these reporters are going crazy!

All the Japanese people immediately appealed to their government to warmly entertain the Huashan faction, and do not neglect these distinguished guests from ancient China!

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The hospitable Japanese people came to visit in the next few days. They sent countless gifts to the Huashan faction. Seeing that the people on the mountain could drive agricultural tricycles, some car manufacturers waved their hands grandly and sponsored ten tractors.

By the way, these Japanese people have also given many powerful nicknames to the members of the Huashan School according to their customs. For example, Linghu Chong is called the Xiaoao no Dragon; It's called a scheming double-faced demon...

Even the small courtyard of the Xu family, because of its special location, has been given a cool nickname by the Japanese people, called: The Hidden Tall House Behind the Dragon Bridge.

Among them, Qin Niang's personal nickname is particularly cool, and it is called: Wife of the Foolish Great Devil.

As for these nicknames, Qin Niang herself did not know anything about them.Because after she came to the world of "Midnight Ring", she spent most of her time researching how to break the situation, so as to leave this "Midnight Ring" world as soon as possible.

Qin Niang is not as blindly optimistic as Linghu Chong and others, who are easily dazzled by the hospitality of the Japanese people, but she knows how powerful Sadako is.

At least, if Zhenzi comes to trouble Qinniang, Qinniang doesn't think she can beat Zhenzi.

Therefore, no matter how hospitable and enthusiastic the Japanese people are in this world, Qin Niang does not want to stay for long.

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But it's a pity that there are still too few people as calm (or timid) as Qin Niang in the entire Huashan School, and Qin Niang can only study alone without help.

In the middle, Qinniang once asked the lean boy's family for help, but when the lean boy occasionally performed a rap fire in the twentieth century in front of reporters, his family members ruthlessly abandoned Qinniang, and used various methods to help him. Boarded the performing arts program of Japanese TV station to make money.

Among them, the girl Xia Xue sang many popular songs of the [-]th century, which became even more popular.

The little boy Xia Yu performed the ass-spinning stunt learned from Master Duoduo, and also won the reputation of the second real Crayon Shin-chan.

The thin boy's father and mother boasted that they were the brains behind the Huashan faction, and they also participated in many talk shows.

Qin Niang, who was abandoned by them, went to look for the three Lu Xiaofeng brothers without getting discouraged, but because of their special looks, the three Lu Xiaofeng brothers were soon dug out their real identities by the reporters. Also slightly better.

The three Lu Xiaofeng brothers were also busy immediately, and had no time to help Qinniang.

As for Master Duoduo and Piao Piao, as well as Xiaoqing and Xiaobai, they are practitioners. Although they don't like to interact with those Japanese, they are not too lazy to ask them to investigate a foreign female ghost, anyway, they are not afraid That foreign female ghost.

In the end, Qinniang searched around and found that only Fahai was the most reliable. As soon as Qinniang told Fahai, he quickly agreed to Qinniang, and quietly left the Huashan School that day.

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On the day when Fahai quietly left, the date for Qinniang's return to the modern society also arrived.That night, Qin Niang didn't call anyone, she took the jade bracelet from Xu Baijin and passed it back by herself.

But at the moment when they were about to be passed away, Qin Niang suddenly remembered that the moment they left last time was the moment when the agricultural tricycle knocked over the wall.

"Oops, if the fence is repaired, and I pass it on so rashly, wouldn't I be stuck in the middle of the fence?" Qin Niang thought inwardly.

Fortunately, when the terrified Qin Niang landed in fear, she was lucky to find that the wall hadn't been repaired yet.

But standing on top of a pile of broken bricks, Qin Niang saw that if she took another step forward, she would fall into a rushing river!

Patting her chest with lingering fear, Qin Niang couldn't help but rejoice with fear: If the message was sent away a second later last time, she would be a drowned chicken when she came back this time!

And this luck was less than a second, Qin Niang turned around but felt worried again.Because in the middle of the night, in this remote urban-rural junction, how should she return to her bachelor apartment!

With nothing to do, Qin Niang had no choice but to walk out of the alley slowly, trying to meet a taxi on the street.

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I have to say that Qin Niang was really lucky tonight, she was neither stuck in a brick wall nor fell into the river.Not long after walking out of the alley, Qin Niang met a kind female driver who was willing to take her home for free.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Qin Niang was very grateful to the female driver. In the end, the female driver seemed to be too much praised by Qin Niang, and she couldn't help telling Qin Niang: "Don't praise me too , I should thank the real owner of the car."

"Aren't you the real owner of the car?" Qin Niang was puzzled by what the female driver said.

"Of course not, I stole this car." The female driver pointed to the two wires on the car key, and she told Qin Niang frankly.

Well, Qin Niang took a look and saw clearly that the car really didn't open with a key!Qin Niang's complexion suddenly turned pale.

"Don't be afraid, I'm a good person." The female driver comforted Qin Niang.

"Good man, you still steal the car?" Qin Niang murmured.

"That's a long story..." The female driver started chatting with Qin Niang while driving through several red lights.

"Let me tell you, I wasn't originally from this world. My brother and I lived on an island in another world. Well, my brother and the others are really bad people. I was forced to."

"My brother still has aristocratic blood, he is the son of a prince! I look forward to playing with him as a princess."

"It's a pity that we were unlucky. We went to sneak attack on another island more than half a month ago, and were taken away by others. After being starved by others for three or four days, we were brought into this world again, and were discarded like trash. In the small river ditch..."

"My brother and the others were a little bit unlucky, and then they were arrested by the police in this world after hearing the news. I am a woman, light in body, and was thrown into a clump of grass near the river ditch when I lost it. Fortunately ducked away."

"And because I don't have an ID card, I can only live in hiding everywhere. Fortunately, the martial arts I learned is called Ruyi Lanhua Hand. It is the most convenient way to steal things, and it is also convenient to steal a car. I have no place to live every night, so I just steal a car. wander around."

"You can learn to drive in half a month?" Qin Niang asked in disbelief after hearing what the female driver said.

"Can driving be more difficult than learning kung fu? My master said that my talent is only a little bit worse than my brother's, so learning to drive is still very easy." The female driver proudly showed off to Qin Niang.

"May I ask what your brother's name is? What's your name?" Qin Niang cautiously asked the female driver again, she vaguely guessed the female driver's identity.

"My brother's name is Gong Jiu, and I'm called Beef Soup." The female driver continued to brag to Qin Niang: "The origin of my name is because the beef soup I cook is the best!"

"It's over, I really met the second female lead in Lu Xiaofeng's story!" Qin Niang confirmed her guess, and couldn't help but sigh silently.

And Qin Niang's lamenting expression was quickly captured by the female driver, she gave Qin Niang a sideways look, and said in a slightly angry tone: "I said I am a good person, why don't you believe me!"

"Believe! Believe! I believe you are a good person." Seeing that the female driver was getting angry, Qin Niang quickly put on a flattering smile, and she quickly changed the subject: "I'm just wondering, why don't you go and rescue your brother and the others?" ?”

"I'm going to rescue my brother and the others?" The female driver's eyes widened in an instant, and she asked Qin Niang in disbelief: "They are all robbers, and they can't do anything except rob their houses! If I rescue them , If they are not allowed to go back to their old jobs, how can I support them? If they are allowed to go back to their old jobs, I can see this world clearly, this business will not last long, and I will definitely be implicated by then."

"That's why I'm not going to rescue them, just let them stay in the mental hospital. They don't have to worry about food and drink, and they can practice martial arts with peace of mind!" After the female driver finished speaking, she quickly ran through a red light.

"But if you steal cars like this every day, you won't be able to do it for long..." Qin Niang kindly persuaded the female driver.

"I know, so I stole the car at night and returned it before dawn. Even if I was caught, I would be given a light sentence." The female driver sighed.

"Look, I'm still doing good deeds by the way. By the way, leave me a call. If I'm caught in court in the future, remember to come and testify for me."

"No problem, my phone number is..." Qin Niang readily reported her name and phone number.

The female driver took out a small notebook with one hand and wrote it down. Qin Niang glanced at it and saw that the notebook was filled with dozens of pages.