[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang returned to the single apartment, and Xu Baijin and other six people also came back. They had bought Ximen Fuxue's wig again, and bought an agricultural tricycle by the way.

Learning the lesson of losing everything after the car overturned last time, the agricultural tricycle purchased by Xu Baijin and six other people this time has a completely enclosed truck compartment at the back.

Xu Baijin and other six people parked the agricultural tricycle downstairs of Qinniang's single apartment. They greeted Qinniang to get on the car, saying that Qinniang was under surveillance and it was not safe anymore.

When Qin Niang heard this, she felt that it made sense. If she would go back and forth in the modern society in the suburbs where no one was around, then the little policeman who secretly watched her would definitely have nothing to do.

Then Qin Niang went upstairs to get the cassock and bundle, said goodbye to the woman next door, and went downstairs to take a car to the suburbs.

But at this moment, Qin Niang found that the only two seats in the front cab of the agricultural tricycle had been occupied by Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue enthusiastically.

Qin Niang was helpless, so she had no choice but to squeeze into the closed compartment at the back with Xu Baijin, Linghu Chong, Lin Pingzhi, Hua Manlou and others with her robes and bundles.

And when the agricultural tricycle was officially on the road suddenly, Qin Niang suddenly thought of a very serious question!Qin Niang tremblingly asked Xu Baijin and the others: "Can those two guys in front know how to drive? Didn't they come to modern society not long ago?"

"Don't worry, lady!" Xu Baijin comforted Qiniang: "We all know how to drive this car, and we raced against Dongfang Bubai yesterday."

"That's good." Qin Niang breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Xu Baijin's words, but at the same time, Qin Niang was puzzled again: since Dongfang Bubai raced with Xu Baijin and others yesterday, she just chatted with herself Why didn't you mention it?

"Maybe Dongfang Bubai thinks this is very naive." Qin Niang thought to herself, and by the way she asked Xu Baijin curiously: "Which one of you won?"

"At first we lost..." Xu Baijin replied shyly to Qin Niang, "but then we finally won a round with her."

"You also won with this car?" Qin Niang asked casually.

"It's another car." Xu Baijin admitted honestly.

"Ah, there is another car? You actually bought two cars?" Qin Niang felt sorry for Xu Baijin and others' extravagance, and asked Xu Baijin: "What about the other car?"

"Xianggu, you don't know, that other car turned over into a ditch because it was driving too fast." Linghu Chong explained for Xu Baijin, "We bought this car after that."

"Turned into a ditch?" Qin Niang's complexion changed suddenly, she rushed to the window connecting the sealed car and the driver's cab, and shouted loudly: "Stop! Stop! I want to get out of the car!"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was happily driving this agricultural tricycle, didn't understand what Qin Niang was playing with, he thought that Qin Niang might be in a hurry to urinate, and wanted to get out of the car to find a toilet.He slowly slowed down, intending to pull over and stop.

……

Coincidentally, a patrolling police car passed by at this time, and the police inside noticed at a glance that the agricultural tricycle that Qin Niang and others were riding on did not have a license plate.

The loudspeaker in the patrol police car immediately yelled at Qin Niang and the others: "The tricycle in front that doesn't have a license plate, please pull over and be inspected!"

And Qin Niang heard the loud horn of the patrol car in the carriage, and her already pale complexion became even paler.

"Don't stop, run quickly." Qin Niang changed her mind weakly, and she told Lu Xiaofeng who was driving ahead.

"Okay!" Lu Xiaofeng stepped on the accelerator and accelerated again. He also imitated Linghu Chong's address to Qin Niang to comfort Qin Niang: "Don't be afraid, Fairy Girl, those officials who can't catch up with us, I am better than them!"

"Have you ever compared with them?" Qin Niang didn't understand where Lu Xiaofeng's self-confidence came from.

"I haven't compared it before, but I know how to point fingers!" Lu Xiaofeng's face lit up, and the two mustaches on his lips were also beating endlessly with excitement.

"When I use the consonance finger to control the steering wheel, I feel that I have become one with this car!"

……

Lu Xiaofeng, who claims to be a car and a human, is not bragging. In this busy city street, he drives this agricultural tricycle as nimbly as a loach!

The patrol police cars that followed were repeatedly thrown off by Lu Xiaofeng. Even though more and more police cars joined the pursuit team, Lu Xiaofeng could still rush out of the encirclement every time...

Of course, this was also due to the fact that Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue, who were sitting in the driver's cab, were dressed in ancient costumes, and were quickly recognized by the police as the two of the six mentally ill patients yesterday, so they didn't use the roadblock reason.

These police cars just cooperated with each other to force Lu Xiaofeng out of the busy city, and gradually pushed him into a dead end...

When Lu Xiaofeng, who didn't know it, drove the agricultural tricycle into the bottom of this dead end, he couldn't stop the car when he found a wall in front of him.

At a critical moment, Ximen Chuuxue, who was sitting in the co-pilot, made a move.As soon as he dodged, he dodged from the passenger seat to the front of the agricultural tricycle, and pulled out the long sword in his arms, splitting the brick wall in front of him!

It's a pity that only Lu Xiaofeng and Qin Niang, who was lying on the window in the middle car, witnessed Ximen Chuuxue's peerless splendor at the moment Ximen Chuuxue unleashed this shocking sword!

After the chasing police cars forced Qin Niang and the others into a dead end, they stopped at the entrance of the alley one by one and did not follow.

Naturally, the policemen in these police cars never had the chance to appreciate that the agricultural tricycle that Qin Niang and others were riding on suddenly disappeared out of thin air at the moment when it rushed over the brick wall that was split by Ximen Chuuxue's sword. A magical scene.

After a long time, when these policemen walked carefully into the alley, they could only see broken bricks all over the place!

And behind the broken bricks on this ground, there is a rolling river.

"Okay, those two mental patients drove through the fence and fell into the river." All the policemen thumped in their hearts, guessing like this.

……

As for Qin Niang and others who disappeared out of thin air, they were taken away by the jade bracelet because the time was up.

Qin Niang and the others opened their eyes again, and they were already floating above the world of "Swordsman" together with the agricultural tricycle.

Qin Niang and the others looked down and saw that after nearly a month, there were many more houses and fertile land on the mountain peak below.

Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin got out of the carriage, bent down to look for their master Yue Buqun to pay his respects.But I saw a large group of female disciples from various sects below, looking up at me and others, pointing, each of them looked like little stars.

Linghu Chong quickly spit into the palm of his hand, he stroked his hair secretly, and whispered to Xu Baijin proudly, "Senior brother Xu, I never thought that your senior brother and I are very charming. I have been away from this world for more than half a year, and I still suffer so much. Pai the admiration of female disciples!"

"Are you the one they admire?" Xu Baijin was a little suspicious.

"Is it not me or you?" Linghu Chong glared at Xu Baijin, "Now only the two of us got out of the carriage and stood outside."

"Who said it's just the two of you." Qin Niang retorted to Linghu Chong in the carriage, she pointed to the front of the agricultural tricycle, where Ximen Chuuxue stood with a sword drawn and pointed forward.

This Ximen Chuuxue has just used a shocking sword, and his momentum is still there, coupled with his snow-white clothes and Jiao Enjun's slightly curly long hair...

"Sure enough, it's the sword god!" Qin Niang only took a few glances, and was fascinated by Ximen Chuuxue's appearance. She murmured to herself: "If there is another sword god smiling, how many daughters will miss it?" lifelong!"

As if hearing Qin Niang's heartfelt words, Ximen Chuuxue really turned around with a smile...

Unfortunately, at this moment, a gust of wind suddenly swept across the sky, and this gust of wind swept over Ximen Chuuxue, blowing Ximen Chuuxue's wig away again.

Without the wig, Ximen Fuxue's charisma instantly dropped to zero.Qin Niang shook her head and regained consciousness all of a sudden, the female disciples from various sects below also booed and dispersed loudly.

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Ximen Chuuxue, who had lost his wig, could only sit back in the passenger cab in frustration.But Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin waited for a while, and they finally waited for Yue Buqun and Ning Zhongze who came after hearing the news.

Linghu Chong hurriedly used his internal force to send a message to Yue Buqun and Ning Zhongze to say hello, and roughly talked about the recent situation of the Huashan School traveling in various worlds.

After hearing this, Yue Buqun nodded frequently. He praised Linghu Chong for doing a good job, and told Linghu Chong to lead his disciples to practice martial arts diligently and not to waste their bodies.

Linghu Chong bowed his head to be taught, during which he did not see Feng Qingyang, so he worriedly asked Yue Buqun about Feng Qingyang.

Yue Buqun stroked his beard and smiled, and he told Linghu Chong: "Your Uncle Feng saw last time that the two women you brought with you can fly fast by virtue of falsehood, which made him know that the theory of immortals is not false. went."

"Uncle Feng Tai doesn't have immortal skills, how can he retreat and comprehend it?" Linghu Chong felt that Feng Qingyang was messing around.

"No, your Uncle Feng Tai said that he learned the technique of lightening the body from your junior brother Xu, and he felt that it was the foundation of the immortal technique." Yue Buqun looked at Xu Baijin with piercing eyes instead.

"There is such a thing." Xu Baijin scratched his head, and he replied to Yue Buqun: "But I bought it from the street for a penny. I will teach you."

"I knew you were a good boy who respected his teacher." Yue Buqun put a smile on his face again when he heard Xu Baijin's words.

But Yue Buqun was smiling, and he then told Linghu Chong earnestly: "Hurry up and keep an eye on your junior brother Xu, let him learn the most basic Huashan swordsmanship early, and the most basic Huashan internal strength, he should also Getting started."

"Yes, disciple understands." Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin accepted the order with bitter faces.

……

Half an hour later, Qin Niang and the others left the world of "Swordsman".

Passing by in the world of "Green Snake", Qin Niang and others smoothly came to the world of "Mist".

According to the previous practice, this world of "Mist" would not stay for long, but soon, Qin Niang and others found that they had stopped in this world of "Mist", and did not leave for a long time.

Unable to understand why, Qin Niang and the others had no choice but to sit in the agricultural tricycle, floating in the sky in a daze.

And this agricultural tricycle was very conspicuous in the high sky. After a while, Qin Niang and the others saw seven or eight helicopters take off and fly over here.

When the helicopters approached, the camera inside frantically filmed the agricultural tricycle and Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue in the driver's cab.

Ximen Fuuxue, who lost his wig for the second time, is feeling depressed. Being harassed by these helicopters, he is about to go berserk!

"Sword God, don't be impatient! Let me deal with them." Qin Niang saw that Ximen Chuuxue's expression was not right, and she hurriedly comforted Ximen Chuuxue.

After Qin Niang opened the rear compartment door, she took the initiative to go out and waved to the reporters on the helicopter.

The reporters on these helicopters were quickly attracted by Qin Niang, and they aimed their cameras and microphones at Qin Niang from a distance.They quickly recognized that Qin Niang was the hostess of the three thatched huts on the mysterious mountain.

"Hello, where did you go?" A reporter asked enthusiastically first.

"Don't mention it, I'm so unlucky." Qin Niang said bluntly to the reporter: "After we left here, we were sent to a large sea, and we lived by fishing every day."

"Oh, a group of modern Robinsons!" The reporter crossed himself on his chest with a sympathetic face. He blessed Qin Niang and said, "May God bless you to get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible!"

"Hey, buddy, they are oriental, they don't believe in God." Another reporter interrupted, but he asked Qin Niang: "I heard that an oriental family and a young man of ours were taken away by you. They are now How are you doing?"

"Are you talking about Dai Jianguo? He is very good. He worshiped our acting head as his teacher..." Qin Niang replied to the reporter.

"I know this. It's not a secret that Charlie went to learn kung fu from a teacher." The reporter nodded, and he relentlessly asked Qin Niang: "But can you tell me about the recent situation of the other Oriental family?"

"You're a Western reporter, why are you so concerned about us Easterners?" Qin Niang asked the reporter puzzled.

"You don't know about this lady. The hostess of the oriental family has also come here. I interviewed her once. She lost her husband and children, and she was extremely sad. I asked for her." The reporter hurriedly Explain to Qin Niang.

"I see." Qin Niang nodded to show that she understood what the reporter meant, and she responded, "They are all fine, please tell her that they will definitely come back to her!"

"Then why didn't they come back with you this time?" the reporter asked Qin Niang again.

"Because we didn't know that we would come back suddenly." Qin Niang lied, she pointed to the agricultural tricycle under her and said, "Look, we are driving well on the mountain, and somehow we were sent to this high altitude .”

"You mean, you guys are not manipulating this strange phenomenon behind the scenes?" Another reporter keenly grasped the meaning of Qin Niang's words.

"Of course, if you think we have the ability to control all this, would you still stay here and let people watch?" Qin Niang spread her hands.

All the reporters laughed when they heard the sound. Obviously, they very much agreed with Qin Niang's point of view.

After laughing, a reporter kindly reminded Qin Niang: "Our military will soon arrest you."

"Are they going to shoot us down with missiles?" Qin Niang asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, the military doesn't dare to do this under the watchful eyes of everyone, and you haven't done anything bad. It seems that they are going to use a few helicopters to hoist a large net over and prepare to net you and your car."

Just live online!Qin Niang breathed a sigh of relief.Don't be afraid to live online, they will still disappear when the time comes.

……

Being idle on the left and right is also idle, Qin Niang simply chatted with these reporters again.

At this moment, Qin Niang took the initiative to jump up the topic, and she asked a reporter, "Do you know Obama?"

"I don't know." The reporter was a little dazed.

"What about Trump?" Qin Niang asked casually.

"I don't know him either." The reporter continued shaking his head.

"Then you quickly write it down, these two people are very rich and powerful in their lives, there is no harm in getting to know each other more." Qin Niang pointed out to the reporter with the appearance of a witch.

Turning her head and facing a camera, Qin Niang gestured with scissors again, wanting to chat with the audience behind the camera.

It's a pity that at this moment, a golden light suddenly shot from a distance, and it fell directly on the roof of the agricultural tricycle, interrupting Qin Niang's interest.

Qin Niang looked up and recognized Fa Hai who was running around.This guy was also carrying a middle-aged woman in his hand, so he had an inexplicably fierce and bandit look all over his body.

"You are a generation of eminent monks after all! How did you get reduced to robbing civilian girls?" Qin Niang couldn't help but feel heartbroken at Fa Hai's appearance.

Facing Qinniang's questioning, Fa Hai put down the middle-aged woman he was carrying, clasped his palms together and explained, "It was the benefactor who begged the little monk to bring her here, not the little monk who robbed the women."