[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Chen Chen felt like he was going crazy, and he didn't know which hospital these psychopaths escaped from!He quickly twisted the accelerator again and accelerated forward.

After rushing to drive side by side with the agricultural tricycle again, Chen Chen looked into the cab again, and luckily saw that there was still someone driving in the cab.

This person was also dressed in an ancient costume. When he saw Chen Chen chasing him, he even waved to Chen Chen to greet him.

With a stern face, Chen Chen continued to order the man to pull over quickly, and asked the man suspiciously, "Who are you? Why didn't I see you just now?"

"I am the acting head of the Huashan School. My surname is Linghu, and I have a single name." Seeing Chen Chen interrogating himself, the man let go of the steering wheel, bowed his hands politely and introduced to Chen Chen, and explained to Chen Chen: "My lord You didn't see me just now because I was under the car studying how the car works."

"What, you said your name is Linghu Chong?" After hearing this person's self-introduction, Chen Chen laughed angrily, "I'm still Dongfang Bubai!"

"Ah! Are you really Dongfang Bubai?" This man seemed to take Chen Chen's joke seriously. He poked his head out of the cab and stared at Chen Chen carefully.

Seeing that this person didn't hold the steering wheel, his whole head poked out of the cab again, he was even crazier than the blind man just now.Chen Chen was so frightened that he turned the handlebar of the motorcycle quickly, and moved a little away from the agricultural tricycle.

After ensuring a safe distance, Chen Chen then reprimanded this person sharply: "Don't stick your head out casually, hold the steering wheel with both hands!"

"It's okay. I'm controlling the steering wheel with one foot. Look..." The man didn't take Chen Chen's reprimand at all. He flexibly stretched out another foot from the top of his head, flexing his big toe and Chen Chen said hello.

Chen Chen looked at this man's sloppy driving attitude, and the emotions he had restrained for a long time finally exploded completely!He yelled at the man out of control: "Stop playing, please! Stop!"

The man was instantly taken aback by Chen Chen's roar, and he shrank his head back.

But to Chen Chen's surprise, the man who was taken aback did not stop the agricultural tricycle. Instead, he retracted his head, looked at Chen Chen with a strange expression, and said something It was very inexplicable: "Aren't you going to sell books anymore? You disguised yourself to join the government of this world, became an official, and became so fierce!"

"What is this guy talking about..." Chen Chen, who had just yelled, was confused.

……

Chen Chen finally calmed down again.

Chen Chen, who had calmed down, quickly regained his sanity.The people on the agricultural tricycle in front of him were obviously some abnormal mental patients, and Chen Chen knew that he could not treat them in a conventional way.

After some self-reflection, Chen Chen came up with a plan to solve the current problem, and reported the plan to his superiors. After obtaining the consent of the superiors, Chen Chen began to implement it.

After softening his tone, Chen Chen forcefully forced a smile, and coaxed the man, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not here to arrest you, I just want to compete with you whose car is faster."

"So you want to compare with us whose car is faster." The man laughed when he heard what Chen Chen said, and he said to Chen Chen conceitedly: "I may not be able to compare with you in lightness skills, but if you say whose car is faster, Our car is definitely better than yours!"

"Why?" Chen Chen couldn't help being a little curious. He didn't know where the confidence of the mental patient in front of him came from?

"Because our car is bigger than yours!" The man gestured to Chen Chen.

This person's answer made Chen Chen smile, and in Chen Chen's mind, he was more convinced that the other party was a group of mentally ill patients.

Chen Chen then immediately started the rest of the plan, and said to the man smoothly: "But the city is not a good place to compete, there are too many people, and our car can't pick up the speed. Come with me, we will go to the suburbs to find a How about competing with no one?"

"Okay, you've lived here for a long time, and you're more familiar with it than us. You lead the way, and we'll follow you to the competition." The man agreed to Chen Chen's proposal very readily.

……

There was an abandoned open space on the outskirts of the city. When Chen Chen arrived here with this agricultural tricycle, many policemen had already been closely guarding the area in advance.

During this time, some people also expressed opposition to Chen Chen's plan. They thought it would be enough to block them with roadblocks and arrest them directly by force, instead of trying to lure these six mentally ill patients to the suburbs.

But these voices of opposition disappeared in the end, and the reason is very simple, because the people driving this agricultural tricycle are six mentally ill people, and they are not bad people. If roadblocks and force are used to arrest them, these mentally ill patients are likely to be injured. , At that time, public opinion will be very passive.And once the arrest fails accidentally, these six mentally ill patients will drive around the city out of control, causing huge losses.

And Chen Chen's plan was to take the six psychopaths around the countryside for a race, and when their agricultural tricycle ran out of gas, they would naturally get out of the car and catch them without a fight.

Although this method is very time-consuming, it is better than safety!Leaders like safe ways.

……

Speaking of which, Chen Chen led the agricultural tricycle to the designated competition location. In order to use up the fuel of the agricultural tricycle as soon as possible, he also really competed with these six mentally ill patients.

In the following time, Chen Chen used his strength on the police motorcycle to teach the six ignorant mental patients a lesson, letting them understand that the size of the car has nothing to do with whether it is good or not.

During the period, no matter how the six mentally ill patients changed the driver, Chen Chen firmly overwhelmed them.

Not to mention, even bullying the mentally ill, Chen Chen found that there was pleasure in doing so.Taking advantage of the fact that the leaders watching from a distance didn't pay attention, Chen Chen occasionally smugly mocked the six mentally ill patients.

Especially the blind man, Chen Chen was most upset. It wasn't that the blind man was good-looking, but that the blind man fooled Chen Chen, saying that he could still drive a car even though he was blind, because he had recently learned a trick of using the tip of his tongue to emit ultrasonic waves to detect the surrounding environment. , and then use the technology accepted by the ears!

Don't you think this is bullshit?This is obviously the talent of bats, how can people learn it?From this, Chen Chen deduced that the blind man was not a good person, no, it should be said that he was not a good mental patient!He must be playing tricks on purpose.

……

And when the six mentally ill people lost to Chen Chen by turns driving agricultural tricycles, they murmured for a while, and then suddenly suggested to Chen Chen that the rules of the competition should be changed.

The six mentally ill patients said to Chen Chen: "We are comparing the actual speed of the two cars, so we must also consider that in reality, we can still get out of the car and push the car to accelerate."

"What do you mean to say, if you lose the competition, don't accept it, and in the next competition, you want people who don't drive to push the car behind you?" Chen Chen thought for a while, and he understood the six mentally ill patients. mean.

Regarding this, Chen Chen waved his hand indifferently and agreed to the request of the six mentally ill patients.

Chen Chen didn't believe that with a few more people pushing the cart behind, this agricultural tricycle could run faster than his own police motorcycle.

……

Chen Chen drove a motorcycle, and soon started a new round of competition with six mentally ill patients.

This time, the person in charge of driving the agricultural tricycle was the guy with Wang Baoqiang's hairstyle. He put the cloth bag in the back of the car, climbed into the cab, and sat down with the steering wheel in his hands.

The other five stood in a row behind the agricultural tricycle, each stretching out a hand to rest on the vehicle.

After that, with a yell, Chen Chen drove his motorcycle and rushed out a long way again.

The corners of Chen Chen's mouth curled up slightly, knowing that he must still win, with a narrow mindedness, he even turned off the engine halfway, stopped the car, and planned to turn around to admire the appearance of those mental patients struggling to push the car.

But this time, before Chen Chen had time to turn his head away, he heard a whistling sound in his ears, as if a hurricane was blowing past him...

Chen Chen looked up in astonishment, and saw that agricultural tricycle was disappearing in front of him at an astonishing speed!

"This... this speed..." Chen Chen opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it. He roughly estimated that the speed of the agricultural tricycle was more than 200 yards!

Probably due to the high speed, Chen Chen saw the five people pushing the cart, the long hair behind their heads was all dragged in a straight line, and the hair of one of them seemed to be detached from the man's head, like an octopus flying onto the road. high altitude.

Indistinctly, Chen Chen also heard someone screaming, and the screaming sound resembled the driver with Wang Baoqiang's hairstyle.

It is estimated that the speed of the car was too fast, and he also panicked.

……

Chen Chen was in a daze for a long time, and he was awakened only after a group of police officers rushed over from behind.

Grabbing a colleague he recognized, Chen Chen asked them why they were so nervous?

The colleague told Chen Chen: "We saw through the binoculars that the agricultural tricycle you were competing with was too fast and the driver had no time to turn. It rushed into a ditch ahead."

"Fell into a ditch? These psychopaths are really crazy, they can push a cart so fast!" Chen Chen was stunned.

"No, probably only a mental illness can push so fast!" Chen Chen's colleague spread his hands, he broke free from Chen Chen, and continued to run forward to save people.

Chen Chen hesitated for a moment, then restarted the motorcycle, and caught up with this colleague.

After all, those six psychopaths had an accident because they were competing with him. Chen Chen prayed in his heart that they would not get hurt!

And when Chen Chen and the police rushed to the side of the small river, Chen Chen's heart sank, and he saw the agricultural tricycle lying in the river at a glance.

At a speed of more than 200 yards, and the body fell from a height, the agricultural tricycle was seriously damaged.

Chen Chen quickly turned over and jumped down the ditch, and rushed straight to the cab of the deformed agricultural tricycle, trying to rescue the injured inside.

But when Chen Chen opened the car door, he found that there were no wounded or bloodstains inside.

Chen Chen looked behind the compartment of the agricultural tricycle, but he couldn't see the five guys pushing the cart.

"Could it be that they were unlucky enough to be crushed under the car body?" Chen Chen carefully walked around the car body and began to check.

At this time, other policemen shouted not far from the river ditch: "Everyone, come here, there are people here!"

When Chen Chen heard the news and rushed over, he saw more than a dozen people in black clothes and black scarves lying all over the floor.

Around these men in black, there are also all kinds of furniture sundries scattered all over. Judging from the shape of the sprinkles, these men in black and these furniture sundries seem to have been packed together in a big box before, and then It was dumped from mid-air by someone again...

"Who is throwing things around like that!" Chen Chen was curious.

The curious Chen Chen then bent down to look at a man in black lying at his feet, and saw a jade pendant protruding from the waist of the man in black.There was a word on this jade pendant, and Chen Chen recognized the word "Gong Jiu".

"Who are these people?" Chen Chen whispered to an old colleague beside him.

"Looking at their clothes and the swords they carry, they are definitely not good people." The old colleague looked wary and took out an electric shock device without showing any signs of expression.

The man in black at Chen Chen's feet also woke up leisurely at this time. He met Chen Chen's eyes, and he stretched out his hand and cut half of the long sword at his waist...

The old colleague beside Chen Chen had sharp eyesight and quick hands, but when he saw this, he immediately put the electric shock device on the long sword of the man in black.