[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Comrade Donghai, that is, the thin boy's father was dumbfounded by Qin Niang's question. He scratched his head and asked Qin Niang cautiously: "Could it be that you have read a book, and there is me in it?"

"It's not a book, it's a series. It's not just you, it's your family." Qin Niang didn't hide anything, since everyone is a modern person anyway, she told the truth.

"Then am I pretty in that series?" The girl named Xia Xue interjected excitedly and asked Qin Niang.

Qin Niang turned her head and looked at the girl carefully for a while, she told the girl: "You two look almost the same."

"That's not right..." Hearing what Qinniang said, the skinny boy stood up to criticize: "If Xiaoxue looks the same as Xiaoxue in that TV series, why doesn't my master Linghu Chong look like Lu Songxian?"

"In fact, he has a bit of resemblance." Qin Niang defended Linghu Chong: "You don't think it's because he has other star features on him. You must know that Lu Songxian is not the only one who has played Linghu Chong. This is what I did later. Stay with them for a long time and see the secret."

"I understand." The skinny boy sat back in his seat with some disappointment, "This shows that our series is not as popular as "Swordsman."

"May I ask when this series appeared?" The thin boy's father, the Comrade Donghai that Qinniang was talking about, asked Qinniang again at this time.

"I think...it seems...it seems to be broadcast in [-]." Qin Niang recalled.

"You are from the future!" The family of four opposite Qin Niang exclaimed at the same time.

"I understand..." The thin boy's father suddenly realized after exclaiming: "It must have been through this catastrophe. After we were rescued, I published and wrote an autobiography, which was then made into a series. It was seen by you from the future."

"Yes, it should be like this!" The youngest boy in the room agreed loudly, followed him to look at the skinny boy's father, that is, his own father, and said with admiration: "Dad, since the autobiography you wrote after you go out will It was made into a series and aired, so remember to write it better."

"No problem, which one of us is with whom." The thin boy's father waved his hand triumphantly, and he promised: "I will definitely write you as a little hero!"

"What about me?" The skinny boy also asked anxiously.

"You are a young hero." The thin boy's father stretched out his hand and gestured: "I will write that you have learned the Dugu Nine Swords, and your martial arts are superb."

"It's not bad." The skinny boy nodded in satisfaction, and by the way, he poked the girl beside him with his elbow, and asked the girl, "Xiaoxue, what kind of kung fu are you going to learn? I heard that the Huashan School has a good set of jade girl swordsmanship. I can let my teacher teach you."

"I don't want to fight and kill." The girl next to the thin boy pouted, she raised her head, closed her eyes and imagined: "I want to meet and fall in love with a peerless handsome man with the most powerful swordsmanship here. And deduce a poignant love story!"

"The person with the best swordsmanship here is my master Linghu Chong." The skinny boy interrupted the girl's fantasy, "And my master already has a mistress."

"Hmph, Linghu Chong is the most powerful now, maybe in the future. Besides, he may be a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes, and he uses foreign swordsmanship." The young girl argued with the skinny boy.

"You mean Dai Jianguo?" The skinny boy immediately thought of Charlie. It was Charlie who helped his father when he came up the mountain. The skinny boy was deeply impressed by Charlie.

"It's not Dai Jianguo!" The girl stomped her feet, and she chased and beat the skinny boy, "His name is so old-fashioned! How is that possible!"

……

Qin Niang quietly withdrew amidst the family's self-fantasy and squabbling.This family's style is like this, Qin Niang knows it, so she doesn't bother to tell them what happened next, she has to rush back to guard the stall.

On the way home, Qin Niang passed by the martial arts arena, and she met a group of Huashan School disciples surrounded by Piao Piao wearing a bamboo hat, who seemed to be doing something.

Qin Niang couldn't squeeze in, so she pulled Master Duoduo who was watching the fun and asked, "What are they doing?"

"Reporting to the benefactor, didn't they watch a vampire movie last night... So today they want to try to see if Piao Piao has a relationship with vampires?" Master Duoduo continued to step on his feet to look into the crowd, and replied Qin Niang.

"How to try?" Qin Niang was also aroused curiosity.

"Use garlic and that barbarian's cross." Master Duoduo said casually.

"What's the result?" Qin Niang asked.

"It seems to have no effect." Master Duoduo shook his head.

"Then why are they still surrounding Piao Piao?" Qin Niang was puzzled.

"No, they are not surrounding Piao Piao, but Dai Jianguo at Piao Piao's feet." Master Duoduo said surprisingly.

"What happened to Dai Jianguo?" Qin Niang became more and more confused.

"Dai Jianguo saw that everyone's experiments were ineffective, so he voluntarily sacrificed himself to give Piao Piao a bite. He said that vampires are the legend of their Westerners, and maybe Westerners must be bitten by bats." Master Duoduo explained to Qin Niang.

"That guy smells like a foreigner, can Piao Piao get off his mouth?" Qin Niang admired.

"Because Piao Piao himself wanted to know if he could create a vampire, so he suppressed his nausea..." Master Duoduo defended Piao Piao.

"What's the result this time?" Qin Niang asked again.

"As a result, Dai Jianguo fainted." Master Duoduo looked sympathetic: "Everyone and Piao Piao were afraid that he would lose consciousness and run around after becoming a vampire, and they were afraid that he would be exposed to the sun, so they surrounded him."

"Won't they lock him into a room?" Qin Niang was speechless to the Huashan faction and fluttering IQ.

"It's just such a precious Westerner who is willing to dedicate his life to be a test product..." Master Duoduo said earnestly: "Who dares to touch and move him at will, everyone has internal energy or mana. If the internal force or mana is accidentally transmitted during contact What should I do if I get into his body and clear the vampire spirit in his body?"

"Oh, so to speak, you guys are very thoughtful." Qin Niang realized that it wasn't that everyone was stupid, it was that she thought simply.

"Then watch slowly, I wish you success!" Qin Niang bid farewell to Master Duoduo.

From a distance, Qin Niang saw Xiaoqing and Xiaobai dragging another monster back from the mountain.

……

At dinner, Xu Baijin came home, and Qin Niang remembered the test subject Dai Jianguo, she asked Xu Baijin casually: "Is Dai Jianguo awake?"

"Awakened." Xu Baijin also casually answered Qin Niang.

"Then did he become a vampire?" Qin Niang continued to ask.

"I don't know..." Xu Baijin shook his head, "He got up by himself and walked away alive and well."

"That means he didn't become a vampire, otherwise he would be afraid of the sun." Qin Niang analyzed.

"But we see that his movements are much more agile..." Xu Baijin was a little uncertain.

"Leave him alone." Qin Niang changed the subject, and she warned Xu Baijin instead: "Let me tell you something, don't secretly feed those two octopus monsters again."

"If you don't feed them, they will grow slowly!" Xu Baijin protested.

"But you feed your father and learn to feed them, and he even teaches them to talk." Qin Niang complained.

"Oh, what did my father teach them?" Xu Bai showed interest in his eyes.

"I don't know where your father learned it from. He taught one monster octopus to say: Welcome; he taught another monster octopus to say: Come again next time."

"Isn't that good? They're like the doorbells in the store in your fairy world, my niece." Xu Baijin was very happy, feeling that his father seemed a little more normal.

"The problem is that they're not doorbells, they're two octopus monsters!" Qin Niang was furious, "Sitting here every day, being stared at by them is enough to scare me, and now I still have to listen to them talking weirdly from time to time. Two words! You two still let me live?"

"That's it." Xu Baijin scratched the back of his head embarrassingly, and reminded Qin Niang: "But even if I don't feed them now, they have already learned these two sentences, and they may speak more when they are hungry. sharp."

"So why don't we simply feed them to adults early and pull them down, and then the pot will be stewed, and you will be quiet, little girl."

"You mean: I want to help you too?" Qin Niang was puzzled.

Xu Baijin nodded silently.

Looking at Xu Baijin nodding, Qin Niang was suddenly confused, she put down the bowls and chopsticks in her hand, blinked her eyes and said, "No! I was going to persuade you not to feed, but now it turns out that I want to be with you Feed those two octopus monsters?"

"There must be something wrong here!" Qin Niang concluded that she is not a person who is easily fooled!

……

The confident Qin Niang has been thinking hard since then: Where did she get fooled by Xu Baijin?

It's a pity that thinking of the next day, Qin Niang didn't realize that there was any logical loophole in Xu Baijin's words.

And the next morning, the thin boy's family of four also searched all the way to find Xu's small courtyard, and they came to visit Qinniang specially.

From the very beginning, the thin boy's family of four were shocked by the long chain bridge in front of the small courtyard of the Xu family.When they walked across the chain bridge tremblingly, they were taken aback by one of the octopus monsters' "welcome".

When they came to Qinniang's small stall, they were even more shocked by the various modern items sold on Qinniang's stall.

Among them, the lean boy reached out and grabbed an empty plastic mineral water bottle on Qinniang's stall. He winked and asked Qinniang, "Auntie, are you using these empty mineral water bottles to fool my master and the others?"

"Don't call me auntie, call me sister!" Qin Niang, who was guarding behind the stall, glared at the skinny boy, and she argued, "Actually, your master picked up these empty plastic bottles for me, okay? He draws ten cents."

The younger brother of the skinny boy, that chubby little boy, he was also firmly attracted by the pile of cheap toys on Qinniang's stall. You must know that although he has a lot of toys, his toys are all from the 90s, Qinniang's The toy is from [-].

As for the skinny boy's elder sister, the girl named Xiaoxue, while she was shocked, she was also attracted by Qin Niang's smartphone in the corner of the stall.

Well, Qin Niang's mobile phone was out of battery, but the Huashan faction didn't use human power to play movies every day, so Qin Niang also charged her mobile phone.

At this moment, Qin Niang's cell phone is playing some songs that she has stored in advance... The girl is fascinated by these sounds of the future.

……

Among the four, the father of the skinny boy, who was an adult after all, was the first to calm down quickly.

He carefully glanced at the various commodities on Qinniang's stall, as well as the prices on each commodity, and soon found something unusual. He asked Qinniang suspiciously: "You don't sell these things expensively. It's not a one-shot deal, isn't it..."

"Comrade Donghai, you guessed right." Qin Niang knew that she couldn't hide it for long after all, she admitted frankly: "I actually go back to my world to buy goods every half a month."

"Your world? Isn't that the future of our world?" The thin boy's father rubbed his hands excitedly when he heard this.

"Do you want to go?" Qin Niang saw the careful thoughts of the thin boy's father.

"I want to go!" The thin boy's father nodded repeatedly, and he said to Qin Niang: "I want to see myself many years later."

"That's right, I also want to see myself after many years." The skinny boy chimed in.

"What about you?" Qin Niang asked with a smile, especially the little boy drooling at the pile of cheap toys on the stall, and the girl who was fascinated by the music.

"Me..." The little boy looked away reluctantly, and told Qin Niang: "I want to go too, I want to find myself, let him give me the money, and I will come to you to buy toys again."

"So cute!" Qin Niang happily touched the little boy's head, and in order to win over this future little client, Qin Niang generously gave him a sticker.

Then she cast her eyes on the girl who had been silent all this time, and Qin Niang waited quietly for the girl's answer.

The girl pursed her lips and thought for a long time, but she became worried: "I'm a little scared..."

"What are you afraid of?" The lean boy asked the girl curiously.

"I'm afraid to see me getting old and ugly, and I'm even more afraid to see that the person I marry is not good..."

"I understand you..." Qin Niang sighed, "Women are afraid to see themselves grow old."

"Come and find me when the time comes, I'll take you to have a look." Qin Niang then generously agreed to the skinny boy's family.

Well, as for whether they can find their future in Qin Niang's world, Qin Niang is not optimistic.