[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Seduced by Master Duoduo, the nearly two-story-high monster looks like an African hyena, but it has two heads and two tails. At the same time, two more claws grew on its back...

It followed Master Duoduo who was running like the wind, all the way to the edge of the fog, and then stopped, staring at Master Duoduo with two pairs of blood-red eyes, gasping for breath.

"Is this delicious?" The Huashan faction standing outside the mist couldn't help but hesitate when they saw that the monster still had no tentacles.

"It looks like a dog, and the dog meat is delicious!" As a farm student, Xu Baijin is used to cherishing food, and he persuaded everyone: "Catch it first and then talk about it."

"It's okay, catch it first, then throw it away if it's not tasty." Everyone in the Huashan faction accepted Xu Baijin's suggestion.

Then, Lin Pingzhi, who was still the fastest, rushed into the mist with a whoosh. He leaped like flying, and using the evil-fighting sword technique passed down in his family, he stabbed the monster's four eyes blind with four swords.

Then the remaining disciples of the Huashan School also rushed into the mist, surrounded the monster with their long swords, hacking and stabbing at random...

The monster screamed miserably, and before it could escape, it was chopped to the ground by the Huashan faction.

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Thanks to Master Duoduo's lure, the hunting group finally gained a lot.However, these guys were so picky, and after a lot of selection, the prey they could carry up the mountain was still the same as yesterday, just a monster octopus.

And the team that stole the wine, led by acting head Linghu Chong, also returned with a full reward.By the way, they also brought back a blond foreign guy.

This foreign guy claimed to be Charlie, his Chinese name was Dai Jianguo, and he knew a little Chinese.When the disaster happened, Charlie was drinking in a tavern in the town. He hid in the cellar of the tavern for the first time, and was lucky not to be eaten by the monster.

Later, because there was food in the cellar, Charlie didn't go out of the cellar until Linghu Chong smelled the cellar all the way with his alcohol-sensitive dog nose, and then Charlie dared to go out of the cellar with Linghu Chong and the others.

This Charlie was not a local, he had nowhere to go when he left the cellar, and seeing Linghu Chong and others chopping up monsters was like chopping up cats and puppies, so he pestered Linghu Chong sternly and insisted on joining the Huashan faction.

At that time, Linghu Chong was short of manpower to carry a lot of wine in the cellar, so he readily agreed to take Charlie as his apprentice.Of course Linghu Chong is not stupid, he declared in advance that Charlie is an outer disciple.

There are hundreds or thousands of Huashan sect's outer disciples, they don't teach any martial arts at all, and most of them are used to do miscellaneous affairs for Huashan sect on weekdays, so it doesn't matter if there is one more foreign devil.

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That night, the Huashan faction, who had wine and meat, held a barbecue meeting in the Martial Arts Field.

The raging bonfire once again attracted many helicopters to hover over the Huashan faction.The members of the Huashan faction have also adapted to the harassment of the helicopter at this moment, they are so absorbed in eating their own food that they pretended not to see it.

And Charlie was mixed in the crowd. At first, he dared not eat the tentacles of this octopus monster, but seeing that everyone ate them without any problems, he finally couldn't help but started eating too, and he couldn't stop his mouth after eating. .

When he was enjoying his meal, Charlie was an extrovert with a foreigner's personality, and he was a newcomer. He wanted to build a good relationship with everyone, so he took the initiative to tell a story for everyone.

After thinking about it, Charlie first told a story about Spider-Man, thinking that it would definitely shock these barbaric Chinese in ancient costumes.

It's a pity that when Charlie finished speaking vividly, he found that everyone lacked interest.

Huh!Could it be that I didn't speak well enough?Or are these people not interested in hearing Spider-Man stories?While Charlie was puzzled, he simply continued his efforts and told the story of Batman.

But when Charlie finished speaking, there was still little response from the audience.

Charlie couldn't hold back anymore, so he had no choice but to ask his cheap master Linghu Chong: "Master, why are you not interested in the stories I tell?"

"Because we've all read these stories." While eating the barbecue, Linghu Chong took out a comic book from his pocket and threw it to Charlie: "Look, this is the latest version of Spider-Man, the story you just told It's too late."

Charlie picked up the comic book thrown by Linghu Chong and flipped through a few pages, and found that he hadn't read it, but when Charlie wanted to continue reading, Linghu Chong snatched the comic book back in his hand.

"Master, I haven't finished it yet!" Charlie complained to Linghu Chong.

"How can I make any money after you've finished reading it?" Linghu Chong pointed back at the Chong Lingzu Bookstore next to the Martial Arts Arena, and told Charlie, "If you want to read it, you can rent it there yourself."

"How much is the rent?" Charlie asked curiously.

"One tael of silver per book." Linghu Chong raised a finger.

……

The conversation between Charlie and Linghu Chong made Charlie completely understand that these Chinese people in front of him are not actually from isolated places.

The scene that happened next shocked Charlie even more, and of course, it also shocked the audience from all over the world who were watching the Huashan faction in front of the TV.

When these spectators saw the people of the Huashan School eating and drinking excitedly, they moved out of nowhere a human generator, plus a small machine, and hung a large white cloth.

Soon after, a picture lit up on this huge white cloth... well, the title on this picture is "Avengers III".

Pity the world of "Mist", this time is still less than 90s...

This transcended the time and space of nearly 30 years. The "Reunion III" brought in advance by Lin Pingzhi's tablet computer immediately stunned Charlie and all the audience in front of the TV.

After the sluggishness, the whole world outside the transparent cover fell into madness.

……

The members of the Huashan faction who were trapped in the transparent cover naturally did not know that they had unintentionally disrupted a world.

Everyone ate barbecue comfortably, and after watching the movie, they went back to the house to rest in satisfaction.

The last scene captured by the camera was Xu Baijin holding the head of the octopus monster back to the small courtyard of the Xu family, and throwing it in a corner of the small courtyard.

Some sharp-eyed spectators saw that there was already an octopus monster's head in the corner of the courtyard.And there are half of tentacles stretched out straight under the head of this octopus monster.

Probably because it was stretched too straight, these tentacles leaned on each other tightly, as if they were all glued together...

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Early the next morning, when Xu Baijin came to check whether the head of the octopus monster he brought back last night was still alive, he also found these tentacles glued together. He hurriedly called Qin Niang and pointed it out to Qin Niang.

Qin Niang looked at it for a while, and tried to explain to Xu Baijin with her poor biological knowledge: "This octopus... no, the tentacles of this octopus should have plant attributes, so they can be cut and grown."

"When the plants are young and let them grow together, they will grow into one body. This is the principle of grafting."

"Is it really so wonderful?" Xu Baijin couldn't believe it.

"Really." In order to increase her persuasiveness, Qin Niang said nonsense again: "For example, there is a technique in gardening, which is to bundle many small vine branches together, and then slowly guide them through shaping, so that these vine branches or shrubs can grow into mature plants. The shape of a person!"

"It's so amazing!" Xu Baijin yearned longingly.

"Xiao Niang..." Xu Baijin suddenly looked at the octopus monster's head on the ground, and said excitedly, "If I also guide their tentacles into shapes, do you think their tentacles will eventually become a person?"

"Why did you turn their tentacles into a person? How can I cut them off and sell them for money?" Qin Niang didn't understand Xu Baijin's weird idea.

"According to the principle of eating what you can make up for, the head of the humanoid tentacles is the most suitable for my father to eat!" Xu Baijin replied Qin Niang very naturally.

"You're a demon!" Qin Niang couldn't help but folded her arms and shuddered. She leaned on Xu Baijin and said, "You won't go to the step of killing people and taking brains for your father, right?"

"How is it possible, I also have principles, okay?" Xu Baijin groaned.

"Then you can do whatever you want, I don't care." Qin Niang hurried away.

Halfway through, Qin Niang suddenly turned around again, and she asked Xu Baijin curiously: "Are you using the tentacles of this octopus monster as a human being, are you planning to use their newly grown tentacles as the head first, or do you make the head first?" legs?"

"Be sure to do the legs first!" Xu Baijin told Qin Niang.

"Why?" Qin Niang asked.

"Think about it, if the heads are made first, when their legs grow well, they can walk and run with their feet when they turn over? Where can I find them then?"

"Could it be that if you do the legs first, they won't be able to run?" Qin Niang didn't react for a moment.

"Make the legs first. Their legs are connected to the original head. They are like a tumbler. How can they run?" Xu Baijin smiled slyly.

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Leaving aside Xu Baijin's dream of creating a human being, let's talk about the world outside the transparent cover. After being chaotic for a while last night because of the appearance of "Reunion III", it is slowly returning to calm today.

Because some scientists stood up and warned the public, saying that the Huashan faction people in the transparent cover may not be guys from the future, because the "Reunion III" played by the Huashan faction is just a sci-fi movie, and it is very likely that it was filmed before. OK, just not a public release.Although many special effects in it appear to be very advanced, it is not necessarily impossible to do it with current technology.

The vast majority of the public believed the analysis of these scientists. Indeed, a sci-fi film is not enough to prove the existence of space-time travel, even if the transparent cover that suddenly appeared and the various monsters inside were also of unknown origin.

So everyone sat down again, and continued to observe the Huashan faction in the transparent cover through the camera lens on the helicopter.

At this time, the unlucky survivors trapped in the town at the foot of the mountain are not paid much attention, only a few cameras are watching the town.

Just before noon, a camera spotted a convoy of more than a dozen cars heading out of town and down a road.

In the early days, the convoy traveled relatively smoothly. When passing through the fog, the monsters they encountered were not very powerful, and they were easily defeated by the people in the car with various firearms.

But later, as the convoy got farther and farther away from the town, they gradually attracted more and more monsters, and these monsters became bigger and bigger, and ordinary bullets gradually lost their deterrent effect on them.

In the end, the convoy was besieged by countless monsters on the road, and all of them were about to die here.

The reporter controlling the camera couldn't bear to shoot any more after seeing this, he was going to move the camera away...

And at this moment, a person suddenly walked out of the woods beside the road near the convoy.

This man was a handsome young oriental monk. He walked straight up to the convoy, turned his back to the convoy, and faced the countless monsters in front of him. He slowly took off his cassock, revealing his bronze-colored muscular body...

"This young oriental monk, does he want to fight these monsters?" The audience in front of the TV speculated in amazement.

However, soon, the audience realized that their guess was wrong. They saw the handsome young monk with his upper half exposed, and they suddenly knelt down on one knee and punched the ground under his feet.

Then, taking the punch of this handsome young monk as the center of the circle, a circle of extremely bright and bright golden light rapidly spread around!

Wherever this golden light swept, the mist and the monsters in the mist melted as quickly as ice and snow.From the perspective of the camera in the sky, a void with a radius of about 500 meters, where only the convoy and the young monk are left, without any fog or monsters, instantly appeared in the camera lens!

After a long time, the young monk stood up and walked forward slowly. The fog on the road in front of him parted automatically after seeing him.

After walking for more than ten steps like this, seeing that the convoy behind him hadn't followed, the young monk turned back and waved again.