[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

This spider spirit turned into an old monk, which made him more and more unusual, but he had just turned into a human, and his mana had not yet recovered.After crying a lot, he still stayed in the Huashan faction honestly.He lived in a room with a clear breeze, ate fast and recited Buddha's name every day, repented endlessly, and never opened his mouth to bite anyone again.

The behavior of the spider spirit quickly made everyone in the Huashan faction very unhappy. They also expected that the spider spirit would continue to suck blood and eventually infect them all into Spider-Man.

Especially Linghu Chong, he had always had a premonition that he was about to mutate, and maybe he would succeed if he was bitten again by this spider spirit.

In order to persuade the spider spirit to continue biting him, Linghu Chong thought of countless ways. He even lent Spiderman comic books to the spider spirit for free, hoping that the spider spirit would understand and cooperate after reading it.

It's a pity that this spider spirit buried himself in all the comic books of Spider-Man, but he still insisted on his principle of being a vegetarian without wavering.

Linghu Chong and the others had no choice but to ask Qinniang for help again.But the spider spirit doesn't eat meat, and Qin Niang couldn't think of any good way, after all, he has become a human being now, so it's hard to blatantly force him to suck blood.

Until one morning, Qin Niang went to steal vegetables from the vegetable garden left by Ningzhong.On the way, she sneaked a glimpse of the spider spirit running in the morning like in the movie.

Of course, since the mana has not been restored, this spider spirit can't run in mid-air like in the movie. He is actually running for a long time, and has been circling around the martial arts field of the Huashan School.

And after finishing the run, the spider spirit picked up a long sword by the side of the martial arts arena and began to play on its own.

Qin Niang, who saw this scene secretly, her eyes lit up immediately, and a good idea came to her mind.Qin Niang immediately found Linghu Chong, and she told Linghu Chong that she could go to fight the spider spirit.

Linghu Chong didn't understand what Qin Niang meant for a while, he asked Qin Niang in puzzlement: "I just want him to bite me, what's the use of fighting swords with him?"

Qin Niang smiled slightly, and she explained the mystery to Linghu Chong: "You want him to bite you, to put it bluntly, you want his penis to enter your body, but the way to get his penis is not just being bitten, we have all known it before. I was imprisoned by that comic book."

"That's right!" Linghu Chong suddenly realized, and he said excitedly by analogy: "Actually, we can also bite him and suck his blood! He is a vegetarian, and we are not vegetarians!"

After finishing speaking, Linghu Chong hurriedly went to find the spider spirit to suck blood.

"Don't! It's impossible!" Qin Niang hurriedly grabbed Linghu Chong.

"Why not?" Linghu Chong was puzzled again.

"Because I was afraid that you would scare him away." Qin Niang continued to analyze the pros and cons for Linghu Chong: "Think about it, it's okay for you to go to that spider spirit to suck blood alone. He is kind by nature, so he will probably let you suck it too. But you sucked it. Blood, you have benefited, do you want to tell your wife this secret?"

"Naturally, I want to share it with my wife." Linghu Chong answered Qin Niang without thinking.

"Very good..." Qin Niang nodded, and then she asked Linghu Chong: "How long do you think your wife can keep this secret when she is at the mahjong table?"

"Keep it a secret? No, my wife has never had this ability, she will tell soon!" Linghu Chong lowered his head in frustration.

"And then?" Qin Niang stared at Linghu Chong and asked.

"Then, then the entire Huashan faction will react. They will chase after that spider spirit and try to suck his blood!" Linghu Chong hesitated, imagining the spectacular scene in his mind, and he couldn't help shaking his body. shake.

"That's right, basically it should be like this." Qin Niang agreed with Linghu Chong's deduction, and she quietly asked again: "At that time, if you are that spider spirit, would you still dare to stay in Huashan School?"

"Don't dare! I will hide away." Linghu Chong shook his head quickly.

"So you can't just go to him to suck blood." Qin Niang concluded in one sentence.

"But what's the point of competing with him?" Linghu Chong returned to the original question.

"Because sword competitions are different from straightforward blood-sucking. Swords have no eyes. It's normal for the two of you to accidentally scratch each other." Qin Niang smiled slyly, and she reminded Linghu Chong: "If you accidentally scratch someone , and then casually stick out your tongue to lick a smear of blood on the blade, people can only say that you have a rough and wild personality, and you will never think too much, right?"

"Yes!" Linghu Chong's eyes lit up, he slapped his thigh fiercely, gave Qiniang a thumbs up, and said in admiration: "Xiangnu's wisdom is admirable, I'm going to find that spider spirit and ask him humbly for advice." Some of their goblin swordsmanship."

……

Time flies, the Huashan faction came to the world of "Green Snake", and it was almost half a month. The old monk who became a spider also stayed in the Huashan faction for half a month.

The old monk gradually got used to living with the people of the Huashan School, and he also told everyone his previous dharma name. It turned out that the old monk was called Master Duoduo.

This dharma name was given to Spider Jing by a monk in Lingtai Temple hundreds of years ago.

And it is precisely because of the implication that this requires multiple lines that the spider spirit developed the habit of running in the morning every day, which led to his unlucky encounter with Fa Hai later.

However, after hearing about Master Duoduo's dharma name, Spider Spirit, Qin Niang suspected that the monks of the past had deceived Spider Spirit.Qin Niang thinks that these two words have no profound meaning at all, they are just a casual name for a pet.

Because in modern society, there are too many cats and dogs with this name.

Of course, Qin Niang knew it in her heart, but she would never tell the spider spirit what she meant, and when she met occasionally, she would respectfully call the spider spirit "Hello, master Duoduo!"

As for why Qin Niang respects the spider spirit so much, the reason is also very simple.Because that day since Linghu Chong went to the spider spirit for a sword competition, the spider spirit has become a regular customer in Qinniang's canteen.

Every day, this spider spirit spends at least one tael of silver to buy ten band-aids from Qin Niang.Well, the spider spirit's silver was the incense money he had hidden in Lingtai Temple before, and he dug it out the day after he turned back into a human.

And it's strange to say that from the moment this spider spirit was defeated by Linghu Chong's Dugu Nine Swords, he was possessed like a demon, and he took the initiative to compete swords with everyone in the Huashan School.Even if the surface of his body would be scratched with many small wounds intentionally or unintentionally by the Huashan faction every time, he didn't care.

Later, Linghu Chong drank too much of the spider spirit's blood, and he felt a little sorry. He asked the spider spirit once and realized that there was a reason why the spider spirit was so self-abuse. With 200 years of Taoism, but little power to fight back the shame.

This incident stimulated the spider spirit too deeply. In addition, he had read the Spider-Man manga story that Linghu Chong deliberately asked him to read not long ago. He saw that foreign pseudo-kinds are so powerful. Comparing with himself, this spider spirit couldn't help but feel even stronger. I am extremely ashamed.

Just in time, at that time Linghu Chong easily defeated the simple swordsmanship that Spider Jing had learned from a monk in Lingtai Temple, allowing Spider Jing to see a higher level of swordsmanship.

So after that sword fight, the spider spirit took the initiative to compete with the Huashan faction. He was taking the opportunity to imitate and learn, even if he was injured every time, he was willing to do so.

For this, Linghu Chong, who understood the reason, was very moved by the perseverance of the spider spirit, and he changed the daily sword competition to twice.

After drinking the spider's blood twice a day, Linghu Chong's face became more and more radiant, and he felt that his strength was getting stronger and stronger, but it was a pity that he still couldn't climb walls like a spider.

On the other hand, Master Spider Jing Duoduo tried various sword techniques of the Huashan School, as well as the Dugu Nine Swords, and learned a lot secretly.

The only regret here is that Master Spider Jing Duoduo has never understood why all the sword techniques of the Huashan School have to stick out their tongue evilly and lick the blade of the long sword in their hands...

"Could it be that this has some special meaning?" The spider spirit was puzzled and could only imitate it as it was.

……

On the day when Xu Baijin was about to warm the jade bracelet, the timid Qinniang did not dare to go back, she was afraid that she would return to the world of Xiaoaojianghu, and be blocked by the angry Yue Buqun, Feng Qingyang and others .

Qin Niang called Linghu Chong, and asked Linghu Chong to go back and have a look instead of herself.

Linghu Chong heard the words, but he was not happy, Qin Niang was afraid of being blocked by Yue Buqun, as Yue Buqun's head disciple and acting head, he was even more afraid of Yue Buqun's punishment.

"Ghost knows if Master sees that the entire Huashan School is gone, will he slap himself to death in anger!" Linghu Chong thought to himself.

But Qin Niang didn't dare to go back when she saw Linghu Chong, so she could only suppress Linghu Chong with righteousness, and said to Linghu Chong: "You can't be afraid, this is your responsibility, you must explain it clearly to your master."

After all, seeing that Linghu Chong was still hesitating, Qin Niang added another practical problem to Linghu Chong. Qin Niang asked Linghu Chong: "Is there not much grain, oil, rice and noodles stored in the sect? If you don't go back to buy, everyone will soon You have to drink the northwest wind. And to buy so much food, do you think you can’t do it?”

In the end, Linghu Chong was rendered speechless by Qin Niang's retorted question, well, he figured it out, he had to run away this time.

Helpless, Linghu Chong had no choice but to promise Qin Niang to go back and have a look for her.

……

That night, Linghu Chong appeared in front of Qin Niang with a face of being generous to die. Qin Niang looked behind Ling Hu Chong, but she saw Yue Lingshan, Lin Pingzhi, and Master Duoduo were walking with Linghu Chong.

"I can understand that you brought Xiao Linzi with you. You are afraid that if you go back to the fairy world, it will be just for Xiao Linzi to get together with his wife, right?" Qin Niang looked at Linghu Chong speechlessly, and asked him: "But Why did you bring your wife and Master Duoduo with you?"

"My wife is my life-saving talisman!" Linghu Chong hurriedly explained to Qin Niang with a mournful face: "She is my master's own daughter, I think with her by my side, my master may be able to control his emotions and not hit me with a single palm." die!"

"I understand." Qin Niang nodded sympathetically.She pursed her lips and turned to Master Duoduo, who closed her eyes and lowered her eyebrows, and gestured to Linghu Chong to explain why she brought this spider spirit with her palms together.

This time Linghu Chong chuckled, and he told Qin Niang in a low voice: "Didn't I drink his blood for more than ten days? I'm worried that if I stop it, it won't work."

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