[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang argued with the woman next door, but in the end Qin Niang prevailed.Qin Niang reminded the woman next door that it is still early, so the Hanfu party should not have started yet, if they go early, it will be eye-catching.

After thinking about it, the woman next door admitted that what Qin Niang said was reasonable, and the two decided to have breakfast first, and then go to the city square.

But the location of breakfast is also particular, and it must not be nearby!Otherwise, if you happen to meet someone you know while having breakfast, and if someone you know sees the corpse in the wheelchair, if you insist on showing concern and condolences, it will be too easy to reveal your secrets.

Qin Niang and the woman next door had no choice but to push the wheelchair as far as possible. When they crossed a road on the way, they also met an enthusiastic little policeman who insisted on helping them push the wheelchair, which made Qin Niang With the woman next door, I was so frightened that I couldn't speak smoothly.

Not long after bidding farewell to this enthusiastic little policeman with tears, Qin Niang and the woman next door passed by two little girls again. It was pale.

Qin Niang and the woman next door heard one of the two little girls say, "Did you notice that the older sister in the wheelchair is abnormal."

Another voice agreed: "Yes, her face is too pale, so pale that there is no blood."

"And her chest didn't rise and fall..."

"The smell of alcohol on her body doesn't taste like food..."

"She should be dead!"

"Then shall we call the police?"

"Forget it, we are not Sherlock Holmes, maybe the reasoning is wrong."

"That's right, those two sisters pushing the cart look very timid, and they don't look like they dare to do bad things."

……

The conversation between the two little girls faded away as their figures drifted away, leaving behind Qin Niang and the girl next door looking at each other. The two were stunned for a moment on the street, and Qin Niang quickly took out her lipstick and rouge and gave it to her. The pale cheek of the dead woman in red was touching up makeup, while the woman next door reached into the arms of the dead woman in red and took out a book.

Flipping the book left and right, the woman next door pressed it against the chest of the woman in red.

"Hiding up her face and chest like this, shouldn't there be any more problems?" The two comforted each other, and then pushed the wheelchair forward.

As for the book that covered the chest of the woman in red, the four dazzling characters "Sunflower Collection" on the cover were completely ignored by Qin Niang and the woman next door.

After walking to the breakfast place like this, Qin Niang quietly sprinkled some food soup on the corpse of the woman in red while eating breakfast with the woman next door, and finally completely solved all the loopholes that the two little girls analyzed.

Then, on the way to the central square of the city, Qin Niang and the woman next door pushed the wheelchair, and they reached the destination smoothly.

……

The so-called Hanfu party activities naturally also have cosplay.

Qin Niang and the woman next door pushed the body of the woman in red into the crowd and hid in a corner of the square.Then, they posed a lazy and reclining posture for the corpse of the woman in red in the wheelchair, and took off the water bag around the woman's waist and put it in the hand of the woman in red. The "Sunflower Treasure" placed on the chest of the woman in red, a drunk cosplay image of Dongfang Bubai, suddenly appeared vividly in front of everyone.

And with this image cover, no one would guess that the cosplay of Dongfang Bubai is a dead body. Qin Niang and the woman next door sat aside to rest wearily.

Not long after the two of them sat down to rest, they saw a group of people surrounding them again. They held various cameras in their hands, as if they were all media reporters.

Surrounded by the wheelchair, these media reporters pressed the shutter of the camera one after another, and praised the Oriental Bubai cosplay on this wheelchair as the most professional, because there is no way to pick any details. Possible modern wheelchairs.

When Qin Niang and the woman next door heard the news, they immediately became nervous again, but just as they were thinking about how to explain it to the reporters, another group of people admired the arrangement of Dongfang Bubai sitting in a wheelchair. They presumptuously explained to others on behalf of Qinniang and the woman next door, thinking that this contained the philosophical concept of transformation from man to nature, and arranging the strongest man in the wheelchair of the weakest meant that being strong to the extreme meant being weak.

After hearing this explanation, Qin Niang and the woman next door were dumbfounded, but it also made them completely relieved.Because of the existence of this group of self-imagining guys, Qin Niang and the woman next door believed that even if there were any loopholes in the future, they would be able to make things right for themselves.

……

After staying like this until noon, Qin Niang took the initiative to call the woman next door to go back, so that she would not be with her anymore.Qin Niang, who had already settled down, guessed that nothing would happen in the future, and she should be able to handle it alone.

The woman next door who accompanied Qin Niang all morning was not pretentious when she saw this, she bought a takeaway lunch for Qin Niang, and left in a hurry.

But just after Qinniang finished eating the takeaway lunch, she went to the trash can to throw away the lunch box, but in a short time, she found that the wheelchair had been pushed away and disappeared, including the body of the woman in red on the wheelchair.

Qin Niang was left standing there blankly, not knowing what to do for a moment.Do you want to call the police?But what did she say to the police?Is it bluntly saying that I have a corpse that was stolen?If the police ask whose body it is, tell him it is the body of Dongfang Bubai?

no no no!Qin Niang quickly shook her head, she believed that if she dared to speak to the police like that, she would definitely be sent to a mental hospital immediately.

But if he didn't call the police, he wouldn't care about Dongfang Bubai's body?Will she turn into a ghost who can't go home to trouble herself?Linghu Chong will also have no end with himself, right?Qin Niang thought to herself.

"Headache, this is a thief who kills thousands of knives, what's wrong with stealing, but a corpse!" Qin Niang complained repeatedly while standing in the square, and called the people around her.

After asking some people, Qin Niang finally got some useful information from an aunt who sweeps the floor.

The aunt who swept the floor told Qin Niang: "After you got out of the wheelchair, a chubby little boy came up to the wheelchair. The little boy talked to the person in the wheelchair for a while, then reached out to take it He picked up the book in the wheelchair and looked through it. After reading a few pages, he went to talk to the person in the wheelchair."

"This time it seemed that he only said a few words, and the little boy pushed the wheelchair away." The aunt who swept the floor recalled.

"Which direction did he go?" Qin Niang asked.

"Here, that's the direction." The sweeping aunt pointed her finger at Qin Niang.

Qin Niang looked in the direction pointed by Aunt Sweeping the Floor, and saw that it was a main road with people bustling on it.

……

Qin Niang found Tian Hei along this road, but after all, she found nothing, so she had to return to the bachelor's apartment exhausted.

The woman next door stood on the balcony and saw Qin Niang returning empty-handed with a bad face, so she asked Qin Niang through the balcony with concern: "Sister, what's wrong with you, where is that Dongfang Bubai's corpse?"

"The body was stolen." Qin Niang replied to the woman next door very dejectedly.

"Who is out of his mind to steal that thing?" The woman next door opened her mouth wide in surprise.

"The eyewitness said it was a little boy. I guess his mind is really not working." Qin Niang guessed.

"Then what are you going to do?" The woman next door panicked, she tremblingly said: "If the police find the body, will they track us down?"

"You bought the wheelchair, and you can probably find you by following the wheelchair." Qin Niang nodded.

"What a tragedy, how should I explain it to the police?" The woman next door stomped her feet, she raised her head to stare at Qin Niang, and asked expectantly, "I said it was the body of Dongfang Bubai you brought from another world." , Sister, will you testify for me?"

"The police have to believe me when I testify." Qin Niang reminded the woman next door annoyedly, "Dongfang Bubai died of a traumatic heart attack. Once an autopsy is performed, it must be a homicide! Human life is at stake, do you think the police will believe it?" Our nonsense?"

"Then what should we do?" The woman next door became bewildered.

"Now it seems that once the incident happens, you can live with me in the world over there." Qin Niang said helplessly to the woman next door.

"You just happen to be determined to marry Lin Pingzhi too."

"My career, my parents, my friends..." the woman next door lamented unwillingly.

"It's okay, we can still come back often quietly." Qin Niang comforted the woman next door.

"That's the last resort." The woman next door suddenly calmed down, and she said to Qin Niang in a desperate manner: "Tomorrow I will ask for leave, and I will go look for it with my sister!"

……

The next day, Qin Niang and the woman next door got up early, and they searched hard all day around the city square.

But Dongfang Bubai's corpse seemed to have disappeared into the sea, and there was no news at all.

On the third day, before Qinniang had to return to Ancient Huashan, they searched the city all morning, but they still found nothing.

That afternoon, seeing that the time was almost up, Niang Qin had no choice but to leave. She asked the woman next door again: "Are you really not going with me? If you wait for the police to find you, you won't be able to leave even if you want to."

The woman next door hesitated for a while, but finally rejected Qin Niang's invitation. She said to Qin Niang: "It's impossible for a corpse to be pushed away by a child. Come to the door, I suspect that there may be some unimaginable changes here..."

"So I want to take a gamble that I won't go with you for the time being. After all, I have too many involvements on my side. It's not a last resort. I really have no way to leave everything behind and ignore it."

"That's fine, I hope it's as you said." Qin Niang understood the woman next door, and she stopped persuading her, turned around and entered her bachelor's apartment, and disappeared in a flash of white light.

……

When Qinniang came out of the well, she saw Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong staring at her outside.

Spreading her hands towards Linghu Chong, Qin Niang simply told him: "I lost Dongfang Bubai's body!"

Ready to be complained by Linghu Chong, Qin Niang waited for a while with her head down, but she didn't hear Linghu Chong's complaint, she raised her head quietly, and saw that both Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin had strange expressions on their faces. ...

"What's wrong?" Qin Niang asked the two curiously.

"Let your son speak for himself." Linghu Chong took a step back.

"Xiao Niang, after you left, I did another experiment with a chicken at home." Xu Baijin told Qin Niang scratching his head.

"As a result, the chicken died on the spot, but when I was about to bury it this morning, it flapped its wings and came alive alive."

"This shows that my talisman should be effective, so I checked the information in the book again, only to find out that it is not death, but a tortoise's breath state similar to suspended animation."

"Wait...you mean that Dongfang Bubai faked his death?" Qin Niang interrupted Xu Baijin's explanation, suddenly she had some bad premonition in her heart.

"Yes, suspended animation." Xu Baijin nodded.

"Then did she feel the outside world during her suspended animation?" Qin Niang asked a key question.

"According to the book, she can't speak or move, but she can hear, see and feel." Xu Baijin responded to Qin Niang.

"That's over!" Qin Niang lamented.

"What's over?" Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong were puzzled.

"Over there, I discussed with Xiao Linzi's wife in front of her. I wanted to chop her up and put her in the refrigerator. I also poured wine and soup all over her." Qin Niang wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Chopped up? Miss, you didn't really do that, did you?" Xu Bailai asked Qin Niang cautiously.

"I can't do anything with Xiao Linzi's wife, and besides, she hasn't rotted yet..." Qin Niang shook her head.

"She was stolen later, and we didn't have a chance to do that."

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