[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

That night, while Lin Pingzhi was taking a bath in the bathroom, Qin Niang was standing on the balcony, and she quietly asked the woman next door: "Do you want to drug him tonight?"

The woman next door showed a tangled look on her face. She lowered her head and thought for a long time. When Qin Niang thought she was going to give up, she suddenly raised her head, gritted her teeth, and said viciously: "Yes! Must! My old lady pretended for him all day You fool, always have to collect a little reward."

"That's fine, after he finishes taking a shower, I'll let him go to accompany you." Qin Niang shrugged her shoulders indifferently, she turned and entered the room, and dropped a sentence to the woman next door by the way: "Remember when you were on the bed, you Must be a fool too!"

"Why? Why do I have to play dumb when I'm in bed?" The woman next door was very puzzled.

"Because he has been deceived by his close relatives and is in a state of doubting his life. At this moment, there are only two people he really believes in, and one of them is you!"

"If he finds out, you have been deceiving him from the beginning to the end..." Qin Niang reminded the woman next door, "He will definitely be completely disappointed in people's hearts!"

"Do you want to see him become like that?" Qin Niang asked the woman next door.

"Of course I don't want to!" The woman next door shook her head, but then she couldn't help crying, "But I also don't want to pretend to be a fool in front of him for the rest of my life!"

"You think too much." Qin Niang coldly interrupted the crying of the woman next door, "He is not from our world, and he will leave here soon. You will not spend your life with him, you are just a couple Dewy Mandarin Duck, you don't have to pretend for too long."

"I can also live with him in the past, you once said." The woman next door was annoyed.

"Then it doesn't matter. You are willing to give up everything for him. What's wrong with pretending to be a fool for the rest of your life?" Qin Niang said again with a smile.

"At that time, he will always trust you unconditionally, pampering and caring for you like a child, tsk tsk, you can be held high by him every day, kissed and hugged every day, I don't know how many people you will be envious of!"

"It seems really good when you say that." The woman next door showed a heart-wrenching expression.

"Then work hard, first I wish you success in prescribing the medicine!" Qin Niang blessed the woman next door.

Looking back, seeing that Lin Pingzhi had finished taking a shower and was about to open the door to leave, Qin Niang interrupted the conversation with the woman next door at the right time.

……

After a night of no dreams, when she woke up the next morning, Qin Niang, who was full of curiosity, lay on the bed and sent a message to the woman next door, asking if she succeeded?

After a while, the woman next door turned to Qinniang with a big crying expression.

"What does this expression mean?" Qin Niang asked gossipingly.

"Sister, you'll understand once you come here." The woman next door actually invited Qin Niang over.

In order to find out, Qin Niang had no choice but to put on her clothes and get up in a daze, ready to go to the next door to have a look.

On the way, Qin Niang also thought of a terrible possibility: Could it be because he changed the plot of the original novel, Lin Pingzhi had already seen the real sword manual for exorcising evil, and he had already quietly left the palace in order to avenge his father?

However, when Qin Niang sent this terrible guess to the woman next door for confirmation, the woman next door quickly replied to Qin Niang: "It's not about that, sister, don't worry, his thing is still there."

And Qin Niang, who was relieved, after entering the apartment of the woman next door, she soon understood what the woman next door's crying face meant.

It turned out that not long after Lin Pingzhi drank the medicine given to him by the woman next door, he turned into a dead pig and fell asleep until now.During this period, no matter how the woman next door pushed and shoved, he did not respond.

"What medicine did you give him?" Qin Niang, who had figured out the situation, asked the woman next door speechlessly.

"It's that kind of medicine..." The woman next door who didn't sleep well after tossing all night, with red eyes, gestured to Qin Niang: "I secretly bought it online at a high price, and said it is very effective."

"The medicine you bought is not for us women by those stinky men, is it?" Qin Niang stared at the woman next door suspiciously and asked again.

"Is this medicine divided into men and women?" The woman next door was shocked.

"Why not?" Qin Niang put her hand on her forehead, she looked at the woman next door and sighed bitterly, "You have to know that a man is easy to attack when a woman faints, but if a woman faints a man, a woman can only do it." Sitting in a daze, this is the difference between men and women."

"Sister, what should I do now?" The woman next door hurriedly asked Qin Niang for advice.

"Don't do anything, wait for him to wake up." Qin Niang pointed to the woman next door, and comforted the woman next door, "Don't worry, this medicine also has the function of amnesia. He probably won't remember what you did last night."

"Sister, I'm wronged! I didn't do anything!" The woman next door yelled: "I listened to you and kept pretending to be a fool, waiting for him to wake up and take the initiative."

"Really?" Qin Niang didn't believe it, she asked the woman next door with a half-smile, "Then how do you know he didn't come from the palace?"

……

Seeing that the woman next door was stopped by her, Qin Niang didn't bother to chat with this guy any more.Judging that Lin Pingzhi should be fine, Qin Niang went back to her bachelor apartment and continued to catch up on sleep.

This sleep lasted until eight or nine o'clock, Qinniang woke up and sent a message to the woman next door, and learned that Lin Pingzhi hadn't woken up yet, Qinniang didn't wait for Lin Pingzhi, she took Linghu Chong to the street alone .

Qin Niang and Linghu Chong wandered around the street and bought some small commodities for Qin Niang's ancient stalls. When they passed by a furniture store, Qin Niang bought another Simmons and went back.

The reason for buying this Simmons is firstly that as a modern person, Qinniang is really not used to sleeping on the hard bed of the ancients; secondly, Qinniang also wants to have a try, what will happen if she brings back an item that exceeds the size of the wellhead?

……

On the other side, not long after Qinniang and Linghu Chong went to the street, the medicine power on Lin Pingzhi's body finally gradually dissipated, and he also began to wake up slowly.

When Lin Pingzhi opened his eyes, he saw the woman next door looking at him with concern. The worry in her eyes immediately warmed Lin Pingzhi's heart, and made Lin Pingzhi think of his mother whom he hadn't seen for a long time. .

Pulling the corners of his mouth into a smile, Lin Pingzhi felt that his whole body was sore, so he subconsciously asked the woman next door, "What's wrong with me?"

Seeing that Lin Pingzhi woke up, the woman next door quickly continued to pretend to be stupid, and responded to Lin Pingzhi pretending to be cute: "Little brother, you suddenly fainted last night. I was very scared, so I stayed by my side and stayed by my side. one night."

"You guarded me all night?" Lin Pingzhi was surprised and moved when he heard this.

Seeing that the woman next door was unkempt and her eyes were red, Lin Pingzhi had no doubts about what the woman next door said.

"Thank you!" Lin Pingzhi, who was moved in his heart, slowly raised his hand, he grasped the hand of the woman next door, and said affectionately to her: "We met by chance, and we have known each other for a short time. Although you are a fool, you are better than anyone else." Everyone is kind to me, so good that I don't even know how to repay you."

"Little brother, you are also very kind to me." The woman next door responded shyly to Lin Pingzhi: "Yesterday you accompanied me to catch butterflies and play with me, and no one has ever done this for me..."

"Really? Then I will always accompany you like this in the future, okay?" Lin Pingzhi asked the woman next door with a smile.

"Of course!" The woman next door nodded quickly, and at the same time she was pleasantly surprised to find that she accidentally took the wrong medicine and didn't get someone's body, but seemed to get someone's heart!

"Who said that this medicine is not effective for men?" The woman next door slandered Qin Niang's arbitrariness in her heart, and she secretly proudly said: "It is obviously very effective!"

……

At noon, Qin Niang and Linghu Chong had a delicious meal outside with the public funds given by Yue Buqun.After eating and drinking enough, they walked back in boredom, and just remembered that Lin Pingzhi was also here.

"Oh, my foster brother doesn't know what's wrong?" Linghu Chong said in surprise, picking his teeth.

"It should be fine, that woman loves your brother-in-law." Qin Niang comforted Linghu Chong.

"Yes, she definitely won't hurt my foster brother, they should be fighting with you..." Linghu Chong echoed Qin Niang.

"It's probably close to ten." Qin Niang nodded.

And just when the two of them talked and laughed and walked back to the door of the apartment building, they saw that the door of the apartment building happened to be pushed open from the inside.Immediately afterwards, the two saw Lin Pingzhi sitting in a wheelchair, being pushed out of the gate by the woman next door.

"Brother! What's wrong with you?" Linghu Chong was startled when he saw this, he flew towards Lin Pingzhi, glared at the woman next door and said, "You are so ruthless! You tortured my brother like this!"

"Brother Yi, don't blame her." Lin Pingzhi hurriedly stopped Linghu Chong feebly, and told Linghu Chong, "It's my first time in the Immortal World, and I'm not acclimatized."

"Unacceptable? Aren't you going too far?" Linghu Chong paused when he heard the words, and looked at Lin Pingzhi in confusion.

"What's too much? Brother Yi, you're speaking upside down, I don't understand." Lin Pingzhi frowned, and he explained to Linghu Chong once again: "I just felt cold last night, and I felt unwell for a while, and my mind was exhausted."

After finishing speaking, Lin Pingzhi turned his head, looked tenderly at the woman next door behind him, and said to Linghu Chong: "Brother Yi, thanks to her taking care of me, I'm fine. Don't be so vicious and scare her." .”

……

Looking at the strange scene in front of her, Qin Niang crossed her arms and couldn't help shivering.

Qin Niang hinted that Linghu Chong would take over the wheelchair and replace the woman next door, but she herself grabbed the woman next door and dragged her to a corner to torture her: "What the hell are you doing? How did you paralyze Lin Pingzhi?"

"Sister, don't worry, it's okay!" The woman next door smiled triumphantly, and she told Qin Niang: "I just added a little low dose of medicine to his drinking water after he woke up..."

"The medicine is useless, why are you drinking it for him?" Qin Niang was speechless at the behavior of the woman next door.

"Sister, it's actually useful!" the woman next door whispered.

"Ah, does it mean that after reaching a certain dose, the quantity will change to a qualitative change?" Qin Niang covered her mouth and wondered, and involuntarily looked up and down at the woman next door.

"It's not that kind of use." The woman next door excused shyly.

"It's because after he drank the medicine, he thought he was still sick, and I worked tirelessly to take care of him..."

"I understand!" Qin Niang suddenly realized, "A man's heart is the weakest when he thinks he is sick, and it is also the easiest for women to take advantage of him!"

"It's a good strategy, it's a good strategy!" Qin Niang gave a thumbs up to the woman next door in admiration.

"I don't know how long you are going to make him sick?" Qin Niang then asked the woman next door curiously.

"In order to strengthen this relationship, today's medicine must not be stopped." The woman next door pondered.

"But he will go back with us tomorrow." Qin Niang kindly reminded the woman next door.

"It's okay, I've captured his heart, sooner or later all his people will be mine." The woman next door thought foresight.

"Okay, it's up to you to decide for yourself." Qin Niang didn't say any more.

Glancing left and right, seeing that Linghu Chong had pushed Lin Pingzhi quite far away, Qin Niang lowered her voice and asked the woman next door: "My dear sister, if there is any extra medicine, can I give some to my sister?"

"Sister, don't you have a husband?" The woman next door stared at Qin Niang suspiciously.

"Sister spends most of her time there..." Qin Niang complained to the woman next door: "The rivers and lakes over there are dangerous, and I am too lazy to practice martial arts. This thing can be used as a medicine for sweating. I want to keep a little self-defense."

"Besides..." Qin Niang narrowed her eyes, "My husband is so stupid, he probably doesn't have any feelings for me now, and I plan to make him sick for a few times..."