[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly
Chapter 114 113
After all, Gong Jiu and the others are martial arts masters, and they quickly rescued Sadako.When Lin Pingzhi and his wife, who were in charge of the battle, also retreated to any door, the big battle to rescue Zhenzi was completely and satisfactorily ended.
As the host, Qin Niang warmly invited Gong Jiu and the others to sit down and have a cup of tea and rest for a while.Gong Jiu and the others waved their hands to thank them one by one. They said that there is no need to be polite to do things for their sister.They also asked Qin Niang to quickly open any door and send them back, so as not to be found out by the director of the mental hospital.
Seeing this, Qin Niang was not polite to them, and stretched out her hand to reopen any door, allowing them to return to the mental hospital.
Inside, Gong Jiu and the others walked in a hurry, they seemed to have forgotten to take off the silk stockings they were wearing, and unconsciously took away many pairs of socks from Qin Niang.This made Qin Niang heartbroken, but Qin Niang couldn't explain it clearly, so she asked them to take it off.
After sending Gong Jiu and others away, everyone went to check on the rescued Zhenzi, and saw that she was tied up like a rice dumpling, with only one head exposed.
Beef soup personally stepped forward to untie Sadako, and she loosened the bandages layer by layer.
When the beef soup peeled off the last layer of these bandages, everyone looked at Sadako, but couldn't help but suddenly gasped.
Everyone saw that this Zhenzi was dissected by those Americans.There was a hole between her chest and abdomen, and the layers of internal organs could be seen...
Qin Niang covered her mouth to vomit, turned her head and couldn't bear to see her, but Sadako stood up staggeringly as if nothing happened.
"Glue, some glue..." Sadako said to the beef soup in Japanese as soon as she stood up.
Beef Tang woke up immediately, and she asked Mrs. Qin if there was glue at home?Qin Niang thought for a while, then dug out a bottle of paste left over from last year's Spring Festival couplets from a corner, and handed it to the beef soup.
The beef soup transferred the half bottle of paste to Sadako, and Sadako did not dislike it. She took the paste, skillfully dug out a big lump, spread it on the dissection incision, and squeezed it tightly...
After pinching like this for a while, Sadako suddenly raised her head again, and she complained to Qin Niang: "The quality of your glue is not good."
Through the translation of beef soup, Qin Niang, who quickly understood what Sadako meant, was quite speechless for a while.She was too lazy to argue with Sadako, and handed Sadako another roll of scotch tape.
……
Speaking of Sadako, when she was cleaning up her wounds, the American soldiers who fell into the water were also rescued in the South China Sea because of the timely intervention of the nearby Chinese fleet.
The panic caused by Gong Jiu and others robbing people also gradually calmed down.The U.S. military is still a modern army. Even if it turns into a savage, their discipline still exists.
All the American soldiers who did not fall into the water, under the command of the superior officer, lined up on the raft one by one in an orderly manner, waiting for rescue.
Well, with the Chinese fleet next to it, this scene looks very much like the defeated captives being surrendered...
All in all, the US aircraft carrier formation that invaded the border of the South China Sea was completely defeated this time!
Its heavy loss and embarrassing ending not only made the Americans suffer a dumb loss, but also became a laughing stock internationally.
But the U.S. military has no way to vent its anger, because there is no evidence to prove which country on earth did it.Even the monster floating in the sky and spitting light blue light balls is obviously Asian, and the clothes he wears are also Hanfu...
Depressed Americans, it is estimated that in the end they can only send boats to pick up the American soldiers stranded on the raft in despair. drinking water.
As for the large rafts floating on the South China Sea, the Americans should not be able to paddle them across the Pacific Ocean, and they will definitely have to abandon them in the end, leaving them floating in the South China Sea.
Of course, because the arbitrary door used by the monster who spit out the light blue light ball once appeared once when rescuing Beef Soup trapped in the tomb. Not stupid, they must deduce that the beef soup must have something to do with the mastermind who turned the US aircraft carrier formation into a raft!
This point was also mentioned many times by some experts in the Chinese TV program broadcast that day.They strongly suggested that the government should find the beef soup as soon as possible to find out whether the hidden forces behind the beef soup are friends or foes?
Qin Niang naturally also considered this issue, for this reason, after Zhen Zi bandaged the incision by herself, Qin Niang asked the beef soup again: "You and Zhen Zi are guessed to be wanted by the Americans. I should be searching for you everywhere, do you want to leave here with us?"
Niu Niu Tang heard Qin Niang's question, but she shook her head and rejected Qin Niang's kindness. She told Qin Niang: "I can't go with you."
"Why?" Qin Niang was puzzled.
"Because if I go back with you, I will most likely be entangled by that fellow Lu Xiaofeng, even if he doesn't entangle, we will still feel indifferent to each other." Niu Rou Tang explained to Qin Niang.
"Your mentality is so strange..." Qin Niang was speechless with the explanation of the beef soup.
"Then where do you want to go?" Qin Niang, who didn't understand what Beef Soup was thinking, could only ask again with a frown.
"I plan to go back to Shennongjia with Zhenzi and find a place to live in seclusion." Niu Niu Tang told Qin Niang the plan he had thought up a long time ago.
"But there are still people hunting you in Shennongjia..." Qin Niang reminded the beef soup.
"I know, so before I live in seclusion, I still want to use your random door and that magic weapon, and go to other places to make a fuss, so that everyone will think that I have left Shennongjia, so that those people will give up their life in Shennongjia. Search and arrest." Niu Niu Tang smiled cunningly.
"What do you want to do?" Qin Niang suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.
"Temporary secrecy." Beef Soup showed a nagging expression.
"Don't make a fuss too much, lest it will end badly." Qin Niang told the beef soup.
"Don't worry, I'm sensible." Beef Soup assured Qin Niang.
……
Proper beef soup quietly appeared on the roof of a tall building near the White House in the morning of the same day in the United States.
After confirming that there is no one else on the roof of the tall building, Niu Tang skillfully set up the tripod, and opened her mobile live broadcast software with ease...
Pointing the live camera at herself, Niu Niu Tang stepped back and waved to greet her fans: "My friends, it's been a long time since I saw you. I was hunted down by the Americans for half a month for no reason, and my partner Sadako was also arrested by them."
"Fortunately, my partner Sadako was rescued yesterday with the help of a group of friends. Tsk tsk, you didn't see it, my partner Sadako looked miserable when she was rescued, and she was brutally murdered by the Americans dissected!"
"Yes, the glue on Sadako's belly is not dry yet, so she didn't come to the live broadcast today. You are her diehard fan, okay, I will pass on your greetings to Sadako, and I hope she will one night I'm going to play with you."
"This buddy named Trump, you ask me if I am an alien? Are you new here? You follow me first, and then I will tell you if you swipe some gifts."
"Yes, you just follow this buddy named Macron, you see how smart he is! Although he is also a newcomer. Thank you, Macron veteran, 666!"
"Okay, okay, stop swiping, you two have swiped enough gifts, for the sake of your sincerity, I won't pretend, I confess, I'm straight, I'm indeed an alien people!"
"You asked what galaxy I come from? I told you that you two don't understand! Do you have to tell me? Well, I'm actually from the planet Xiaofeng in the Gulong galaxy."
"This friend of Kim Jong-un asked me what program I am going to broadcast live today? Of course it is not about tomb robbery, nor is it about survival in the wilderness. Look behind me, are you familiar with the big white roof in the distance?"
"Today's live broadcast is to turn it into a thatched cottage! To avenge my partner!"
After the beef soup finished speaking viciously, she continued to retreat to the railing on the roof, then slowly took out the time walkie-talkie, and shook it at the live camera...
……
As a martial arts practitioner, Niu Niu Tang has excellent eyesight. Even though she is far away from the phone at this moment, she can still see the words on the phone screen clearly.Seeing the 666 flashing across the screen quickly, she couldn't help but smile like a flower.
"Oh, who gave me a gift again? This old iron Abe is so polite! And this sister Merkel is also very generous..."
"What, this Queen Elizabeth, you said you want to see the Pentagon turned into a thatched cottage? Are you willing to give me a hundred gifts!"
"Next time, let's talk about it next time. The Americans are old and shrewd. I'm afraid that when the situation is over, I have to run, or I will be caught by them."
"Okay, I'm going to start changing now, everyone, please keep your eyes open and wait and see!"
"Hey, what are you doing kowtowing frantically, brother Trump? Are you thanking me? Or is it because the Americans have a sworn feud with you? Never mind, I'll change first..."
……
At nine o'clock in the morning of US time, it was less than a day before the US aircraft carrier formation was turned into a raft, and the whole world went crazy again.
Countless people got the news that they rushed from all directions to the majestic White House. Unfortunately, when most of these people were still halfway, the majestic White House disappeared in a ray of light. The building that replaced the former White House was a Small, simple thatched cottage!
And because the small thatched hut is too small, many staff members in the White House were squeezed into the open space outside in an instant, and only the President of the United States was left alone in this small thatched hut. In the house, holding a slate that looks like a mobile phone in a daze.
Beef Tang stood on the roof in the distance and broadcast the scene live to everyone.Especially the Trump brother who kowtowed madly before, Niu Niutang hoped that he could see it to relieve his anger, but unfortunately, that guy was inexplicably disconnected.
Seeing that many people were already rushing towards this building, and it was not good for the beef soup to linger any longer, she could only sigh regretfully, turn around, pack up the live broadcast mobile phone in a calm manner, and walked into the building that was standing alone. A door on the roof.
And this door disappeared in place shortly after Beef Soup walked in.
As the host, Qin Niang warmly invited Gong Jiu and the others to sit down and have a cup of tea and rest for a while.Gong Jiu and the others waved their hands to thank them one by one. They said that there is no need to be polite to do things for their sister.They also asked Qin Niang to quickly open any door and send them back, so as not to be found out by the director of the mental hospital.
Seeing this, Qin Niang was not polite to them, and stretched out her hand to reopen any door, allowing them to return to the mental hospital.
Inside, Gong Jiu and the others walked in a hurry, they seemed to have forgotten to take off the silk stockings they were wearing, and unconsciously took away many pairs of socks from Qin Niang.This made Qin Niang heartbroken, but Qin Niang couldn't explain it clearly, so she asked them to take it off.
After sending Gong Jiu and others away, everyone went to check on the rescued Zhenzi, and saw that she was tied up like a rice dumpling, with only one head exposed.
Beef soup personally stepped forward to untie Sadako, and she loosened the bandages layer by layer.
When the beef soup peeled off the last layer of these bandages, everyone looked at Sadako, but couldn't help but suddenly gasped.
Everyone saw that this Zhenzi was dissected by those Americans.There was a hole between her chest and abdomen, and the layers of internal organs could be seen...
Qin Niang covered her mouth to vomit, turned her head and couldn't bear to see her, but Sadako stood up staggeringly as if nothing happened.
"Glue, some glue..." Sadako said to the beef soup in Japanese as soon as she stood up.
Beef Tang woke up immediately, and she asked Mrs. Qin if there was glue at home?Qin Niang thought for a while, then dug out a bottle of paste left over from last year's Spring Festival couplets from a corner, and handed it to the beef soup.
The beef soup transferred the half bottle of paste to Sadako, and Sadako did not dislike it. She took the paste, skillfully dug out a big lump, spread it on the dissection incision, and squeezed it tightly...
After pinching like this for a while, Sadako suddenly raised her head again, and she complained to Qin Niang: "The quality of your glue is not good."
Through the translation of beef soup, Qin Niang, who quickly understood what Sadako meant, was quite speechless for a while.She was too lazy to argue with Sadako, and handed Sadako another roll of scotch tape.
……
Speaking of Sadako, when she was cleaning up her wounds, the American soldiers who fell into the water were also rescued in the South China Sea because of the timely intervention of the nearby Chinese fleet.
The panic caused by Gong Jiu and others robbing people also gradually calmed down.The U.S. military is still a modern army. Even if it turns into a savage, their discipline still exists.
All the American soldiers who did not fall into the water, under the command of the superior officer, lined up on the raft one by one in an orderly manner, waiting for rescue.
Well, with the Chinese fleet next to it, this scene looks very much like the defeated captives being surrendered...
All in all, the US aircraft carrier formation that invaded the border of the South China Sea was completely defeated this time!
Its heavy loss and embarrassing ending not only made the Americans suffer a dumb loss, but also became a laughing stock internationally.
But the U.S. military has no way to vent its anger, because there is no evidence to prove which country on earth did it.Even the monster floating in the sky and spitting light blue light balls is obviously Asian, and the clothes he wears are also Hanfu...
Depressed Americans, it is estimated that in the end they can only send boats to pick up the American soldiers stranded on the raft in despair. drinking water.
As for the large rafts floating on the South China Sea, the Americans should not be able to paddle them across the Pacific Ocean, and they will definitely have to abandon them in the end, leaving them floating in the South China Sea.
Of course, because the arbitrary door used by the monster who spit out the light blue light ball once appeared once when rescuing Beef Soup trapped in the tomb. Not stupid, they must deduce that the beef soup must have something to do with the mastermind who turned the US aircraft carrier formation into a raft!
This point was also mentioned many times by some experts in the Chinese TV program broadcast that day.They strongly suggested that the government should find the beef soup as soon as possible to find out whether the hidden forces behind the beef soup are friends or foes?
Qin Niang naturally also considered this issue, for this reason, after Zhen Zi bandaged the incision by herself, Qin Niang asked the beef soup again: "You and Zhen Zi are guessed to be wanted by the Americans. I should be searching for you everywhere, do you want to leave here with us?"
Niu Niu Tang heard Qin Niang's question, but she shook her head and rejected Qin Niang's kindness. She told Qin Niang: "I can't go with you."
"Why?" Qin Niang was puzzled.
"Because if I go back with you, I will most likely be entangled by that fellow Lu Xiaofeng, even if he doesn't entangle, we will still feel indifferent to each other." Niu Rou Tang explained to Qin Niang.
"Your mentality is so strange..." Qin Niang was speechless with the explanation of the beef soup.
"Then where do you want to go?" Qin Niang, who didn't understand what Beef Soup was thinking, could only ask again with a frown.
"I plan to go back to Shennongjia with Zhenzi and find a place to live in seclusion." Niu Niu Tang told Qin Niang the plan he had thought up a long time ago.
"But there are still people hunting you in Shennongjia..." Qin Niang reminded the beef soup.
"I know, so before I live in seclusion, I still want to use your random door and that magic weapon, and go to other places to make a fuss, so that everyone will think that I have left Shennongjia, so that those people will give up their life in Shennongjia. Search and arrest." Niu Niu Tang smiled cunningly.
"What do you want to do?" Qin Niang suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.
"Temporary secrecy." Beef Soup showed a nagging expression.
"Don't make a fuss too much, lest it will end badly." Qin Niang told the beef soup.
"Don't worry, I'm sensible." Beef Soup assured Qin Niang.
……
Proper beef soup quietly appeared on the roof of a tall building near the White House in the morning of the same day in the United States.
After confirming that there is no one else on the roof of the tall building, Niu Tang skillfully set up the tripod, and opened her mobile live broadcast software with ease...
Pointing the live camera at herself, Niu Niu Tang stepped back and waved to greet her fans: "My friends, it's been a long time since I saw you. I was hunted down by the Americans for half a month for no reason, and my partner Sadako was also arrested by them."
"Fortunately, my partner Sadako was rescued yesterday with the help of a group of friends. Tsk tsk, you didn't see it, my partner Sadako looked miserable when she was rescued, and she was brutally murdered by the Americans dissected!"
"Yes, the glue on Sadako's belly is not dry yet, so she didn't come to the live broadcast today. You are her diehard fan, okay, I will pass on your greetings to Sadako, and I hope she will one night I'm going to play with you."
"This buddy named Trump, you ask me if I am an alien? Are you new here? You follow me first, and then I will tell you if you swipe some gifts."
"Yes, you just follow this buddy named Macron, you see how smart he is! Although he is also a newcomer. Thank you, Macron veteran, 666!"
"Okay, okay, stop swiping, you two have swiped enough gifts, for the sake of your sincerity, I won't pretend, I confess, I'm straight, I'm indeed an alien people!"
"You asked what galaxy I come from? I told you that you two don't understand! Do you have to tell me? Well, I'm actually from the planet Xiaofeng in the Gulong galaxy."
"This friend of Kim Jong-un asked me what program I am going to broadcast live today? Of course it is not about tomb robbery, nor is it about survival in the wilderness. Look behind me, are you familiar with the big white roof in the distance?"
"Today's live broadcast is to turn it into a thatched cottage! To avenge my partner!"
After the beef soup finished speaking viciously, she continued to retreat to the railing on the roof, then slowly took out the time walkie-talkie, and shook it at the live camera...
……
As a martial arts practitioner, Niu Niu Tang has excellent eyesight. Even though she is far away from the phone at this moment, she can still see the words on the phone screen clearly.Seeing the 666 flashing across the screen quickly, she couldn't help but smile like a flower.
"Oh, who gave me a gift again? This old iron Abe is so polite! And this sister Merkel is also very generous..."
"What, this Queen Elizabeth, you said you want to see the Pentagon turned into a thatched cottage? Are you willing to give me a hundred gifts!"
"Next time, let's talk about it next time. The Americans are old and shrewd. I'm afraid that when the situation is over, I have to run, or I will be caught by them."
"Okay, I'm going to start changing now, everyone, please keep your eyes open and wait and see!"
"Hey, what are you doing kowtowing frantically, brother Trump? Are you thanking me? Or is it because the Americans have a sworn feud with you? Never mind, I'll change first..."
……
At nine o'clock in the morning of US time, it was less than a day before the US aircraft carrier formation was turned into a raft, and the whole world went crazy again.
Countless people got the news that they rushed from all directions to the majestic White House. Unfortunately, when most of these people were still halfway, the majestic White House disappeared in a ray of light. The building that replaced the former White House was a Small, simple thatched cottage!
And because the small thatched hut is too small, many staff members in the White House were squeezed into the open space outside in an instant, and only the President of the United States was left alone in this small thatched hut. In the house, holding a slate that looks like a mobile phone in a daze.
Beef Tang stood on the roof in the distance and broadcast the scene live to everyone.Especially the Trump brother who kowtowed madly before, Niu Niutang hoped that he could see it to relieve his anger, but unfortunately, that guy was inexplicably disconnected.
Seeing that many people were already rushing towards this building, and it was not good for the beef soup to linger any longer, she could only sigh regretfully, turn around, pack up the live broadcast mobile phone in a calm manner, and walked into the building that was standing alone. A door on the roof.
And this door disappeared in place shortly after Beef Soup walked in.
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