[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly
Chapter 110 Lin Pingzhi's Ambition
Beef Soup lost to Lu Xiaofeng in the end, Lu Xiaofeng touched her acupoints and dragged her into the arbitrary door.
In the huge tomb, only Dai Jianguo was left interacting with the audience watching the live broadcast for a moment. This guy was having fun, but he didn't expect that the policeman above his head was also watching the live broadcast.
Seeing that the people in the tomb had almost run away, these policemen stopped guarding the tomb. They slid down one by one along the robbery holes dug before the beef soup.
When Dai Jianguo found these policemen, they had quietly approached not far away.Dai Jianguo yelped suddenly in fright, and hurriedly threw the live broadcasting mobile phone in his hand to the person closest to him, and at the same time turned around and ran towards any door.
As soon as Dai Jianguo ran to any door, he was overtaken by another quick-moving policeman. The policeman grabbed the masked stockings Dai Jianguo was wearing on his head, and pulled his masked stockings with force. Half way down.
Fortunately, Dai Jianguo's mask was quite long, half of which was pulled off by the policeman, and the other half was still enough to cover his face.Only in this way, Dai Jianguo would not be able to escape through any door smoothly.
In desperation, Dai Jianguo reached out and took out two golden objects, and threw them at the policeman!
The policeman dodged subconsciously and dodged the two falling objects, but Dai Jianguo also took the opportunity to tear off the masked stockings. He covered his face and got into any door and disappeared.
This flashy scene happened in front of all the policemen, and was inadvertently continued live broadcast by the policeman who casually took the beef soup phone.
In the live broadcast, the police officers who only got a pair of masked stockings began to inspect the scene.The two golden objects thrown by Dai Jianguo were also bent down by a little policeman to pick them up.
Feeling quite heavy, the little policeman immediately let out an exclamation, and he shouted loudly: "Boss, these two things seem to be gold bricks!"
"Bricks?" All the busy policemen stopped their work at the same time, and the audience watching the live broadcast also pricked up their ears.
"Is it really a gold brick?"
"Really, boss, look at the Bank of America seal on this side!"
"Hey, the background of this group of people who can use gold bricks as hidden weapons to hit people is really not simple!"
……
Speaking of which, in this tomb, when everyone was admiring the two gold bricks, in Qinniang's bachelor apartment, the three brothers Lu Xiaofeng, Lin Pingzhi, Dai Jianguo and others were also changing back to their previous clothes one after another.
After they changed their clothes and took off the masked silk stockings, Lu Xiaofeng gave the beef soup to untie the acupoints again.
Niu Niu Tang stared at Lu Xiaofeng fixedly, as if waiting for Lu Xiaofeng to give a reasonable explanation.Lu Xiaofeng showed a self-styled smile, and he told Niu Niu Tang: "I am Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows."
"I know." Beef soup nodded disapprovingly.
"You know?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised, he asked Niu Tang puzzledly: "When did you know?"
"The moment you took off your stockings..." Niu Niu Tang replied to Lu Xiaofeng: "Because I have seen your portrait on the island, and your mustache is also very special, and the more important point is that I just fought against you , I also noticed that your most powerful thing is kung fu."
"So you must be Lu Xiaofeng..." Niu Routang stared at Lu Xiaofeng, and she asked again with flickering eyes, "But even if you are Lu Xiaofeng, you have no reason to save me!"
"Why not?" Lu Xiaofeng was anxious, he pointed to the photo of Qin Niang in the room, and explained to Niu Tang: "We are all friends of this woman."
"And..." Lu Xiaofeng smiled at Niu Tang and raised his eyebrows, he asked Niu Tang: "You have been in this world for so long, you must have read our story, right?"
"I've seen it." Beef soup admitted frankly.
"In the story, whose woman are you?" Lu Xiaofeng asked proudly.
"I followed you in the end." Beef Soup said without hesitation.
"This is the end, look, you are my woman, of course I want to save you! You are not safe in this world now, you come with me." Lu Xiaofeng ordered the beef soup carelessly.
The beef soup landed on Lu Xiaofeng obliquely, she ignored Lu Xiaofeng's words, but suddenly asked Lu Xiaofeng: "Where is Shaman?"
"Shaman, she went beyond the Great Wall." Lu Xiaofeng replied blurted out.
"Isn't Shaman your woman too? Why did she go beyond the Great Wall?" Beef Tang asked reluctantly.
"She is obsessed with cleanliness..." Lu Xiaofeng rubbed the tip of his nose embarrassingly, "She dislikes me for not being hygienic."
"Hahahaha!" Niu Niu Tang laughed wildly after hearing what Lu Xiaofeng said.After laughing, she pointed to Lu Xiaofeng and said: "Have you noticed that we are no longer characters in the book, our lives have all been changed! Shaman doesn't love you anymore, and I, I don't love you either." You!"
"My nickname is China Laura, do you know who Laura is?" Beef Tang asked Lu Xiaofeng again.
"I don't know." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head.
"She is a female adventurer from abroad. She advocates independence, strength, and self-reliance. Tell me, since I want to be such a person, will I be willing to be the lover of a prodigal son?" Niu Niu Tang looked at Landing with a smile. Xiaofeng.
Lu Xiaofeng was stunned by the beef soup question.
After a long while, Lu Xiaofeng said to Niu Tang with a wry smile: "Then where are you going now? I'll give you a ride, just treat it as me."
……
Beef Tang took Sadako with her, and she finally chose to let Lu Xiaofeng use any door to send them to Shennongjia.She wants to continue her live broadcast adventure. This time, she and Sadako will go to Shennongjia to look for savages.
Without further ado, Lu Xiaofeng opened the arbitrary door on the highest peak of Shennongjia, and when Niu Niu Tang and Sadako entered the door, he followed suit.
Then standing on the top of the peak, Lu Xiaofeng watched Niu Routang and Zhenzi walk away slowly, and then reluctantly looked back, he returned to Qinniang's single apartment, and fell asleep.
But when he woke up the next day, Lu Xiaofeng returned to normal. He accompanied Ximen Chuuxue to buy a wig, and accompanied Hua Manlou to another city to buy a large tractor through any door.
And on this day, the skinny boy's family was also on a shopping spree. They were about to go home, so they wanted to bring back some souvenirs from the 21st century, right?
The skinny boy also stole a lot of martial arts secret books from the Huashan School, such as "Zixia Magic Art", such as "Xiyi Sword Art". He found a photocopying shop and copied them into a book locally, and then entrusted the original secret books to Lu Xiaofeng took it back and returned it to his master Linghu Chong.
During this period, the live video of the tomb room also spread to the United States, and the United States quickly sent many people to the city where Qin Niang lived, intending to follow the clues of Niu Niu Tang to find the treasury thief and find the magical door.
It's just that as soon as these American agents got off the plane, they got another piece of news that made them curse.The news is: Beef Soup is broadcasting live again, but the location of the live broadcast has been changed to the depths of Shennongjia Mountain thousands of miles away!
Well, these American agents who had just got off the plane had to separate out most of them immediately, and rushed to Shennongjia without stopping.
Well, China also heard the news and sent people to Shennongjia.
……
The culprits who caused all these changes, Dai Jianguo, Lu Xiaofeng and others, slipped away irresponsibly with jade bracelets the next afternoon.
When they sneaked into the world of the first "Swordsman", Lin Pingzhi suddenly remembered that Linghu Chong had asked him to save Ren Yingying, so he took out any door from his cassock bag, and passed it behind Ren Yingying in meditation , and then quietly pushed open any door...
The space behind the door dimmed, and it turned out to be a cave secret room. The walls of this secret room were damp and tight, and there was only a stone couch next to the wall, on which a woman was sleeping in her clothes.
Needless to say, the woman sleeping on the stone couch should be Ren Yingying.
"Ren Yingying! Ren Yingying..." Lin Pingzhi hurriedly called the woman several times softly.
The woman woke up slowly, she turned her head and saw the Anywhere Gate and Lin Pingzhi standing beside the Anywhere Gate, she turned over and sat up in surprise.
"Who are you? How can you enter the dungeon at the bottom of the West Lake?" The woman asked Lin Pingzhi sternly.
"It doesn't matter who I am!" Lin Pingzhi had no time to explain to the woman, he waved to the woman, "If you want to leave here, follow me immediately."
"If you don't tell me, I won't go with you!" The woman shook her head stubbornly, "Although I was imprisoned here by the Five Sacred Sword Sect, my life is safe, if I follow you blindly, I might die instead! "
"You..." The simple and honest Lin Pingzhi couldn't stand this woman, so he had to move out of Qinniang, "We are Qinniang's friends..."
"So it was Qin Niang who asked you to come and save me?" The woman's face suddenly softened.She happily jumped off the stone couch, walked up to Lin Pingzhi, and complained: "I told you earlier, Qin Niang and I are good sisters, I knew she would find a way to save me!"
"You are wrong, it is not Qin Niang who asked me to save you, but someone you will never think of." Lin Pingzhi secretly slandered.
Of course, Lin Pingzhi wouldn't say what was in his heart, he just stretched out his hand and signaled the woman to go through any door quickly.
……
Probably Yue Buqun and the others hadn't come back yet, when Lin Pingzhi led the woman through any gate, the mountain of tables under their feet was still empty.
But Lin Pingzhi didn't dare to relax his vigilance, he told the woman to hide behind the crowd and not to show her face.Otherwise, if others saw him rescue Ren Yingying, Lin Pingzhi estimated that he would be expelled by Yue Buqun.
Lin Pingzhi finally heaved a sigh of relief after waiting so anxiously for the time when everyone was sent to the next world again.
After that, everyone stayed in the world of "Mist".Here, the skinny boy's family officially waved goodbye to everyone with tears. They opened any door and got in one by one...
As a member of the "Mist" world, Dai Jianguo couldn't help but feel a little sentimental when he saw this. Lin Pingzhi saw this guy's eyes were red, and asked him considerately: "Do you want to go home too? Are you going home now? There are a lot of gold bricks, and I don’t have to worry about food and clothing when I go back.”
Dai Jianguo was very moved by Lin Pingzhi's proposal, but soon, he shook his head and rejected Lin Pingzhi's kindness.He raised his head and said to Lin Pingzhi: "My goal in life is not just to become a rich man. I also want to experience various interesting worlds with everyone. This is the ultimate meaning of life!"
When the three Lu Xiaofeng brothers heard the words, they happily applauded and agreed.
"Indeed, if you can travel in different worlds, this is the life of a good man!" Lu Xiaofeng, who was just abandoned by his natal lover not long ago, raised his fist passionately.
"Yes, right!" Hua Manlou smiled and nodded.
"Yes, we are like a sharp sword, we will never look back!" Ximen Chuixue flicked his wig coolly.
After the three finished speaking, they looked at each other and smiled tacitly, and then looked at Lin Pingzhi together.
"Is it my turn again?" Lin Pingzhi scratched the back of his head, he remembered a line in the anime, felt that this moment was very suitable, so he put his hand behind his back and looked into the distance of the world of "Mist" and said: "Our journey is the sea of stars..."
In the huge tomb, only Dai Jianguo was left interacting with the audience watching the live broadcast for a moment. This guy was having fun, but he didn't expect that the policeman above his head was also watching the live broadcast.
Seeing that the people in the tomb had almost run away, these policemen stopped guarding the tomb. They slid down one by one along the robbery holes dug before the beef soup.
When Dai Jianguo found these policemen, they had quietly approached not far away.Dai Jianguo yelped suddenly in fright, and hurriedly threw the live broadcasting mobile phone in his hand to the person closest to him, and at the same time turned around and ran towards any door.
As soon as Dai Jianguo ran to any door, he was overtaken by another quick-moving policeman. The policeman grabbed the masked stockings Dai Jianguo was wearing on his head, and pulled his masked stockings with force. Half way down.
Fortunately, Dai Jianguo's mask was quite long, half of which was pulled off by the policeman, and the other half was still enough to cover his face.Only in this way, Dai Jianguo would not be able to escape through any door smoothly.
In desperation, Dai Jianguo reached out and took out two golden objects, and threw them at the policeman!
The policeman dodged subconsciously and dodged the two falling objects, but Dai Jianguo also took the opportunity to tear off the masked stockings. He covered his face and got into any door and disappeared.
This flashy scene happened in front of all the policemen, and was inadvertently continued live broadcast by the policeman who casually took the beef soup phone.
In the live broadcast, the police officers who only got a pair of masked stockings began to inspect the scene.The two golden objects thrown by Dai Jianguo were also bent down by a little policeman to pick them up.
Feeling quite heavy, the little policeman immediately let out an exclamation, and he shouted loudly: "Boss, these two things seem to be gold bricks!"
"Bricks?" All the busy policemen stopped their work at the same time, and the audience watching the live broadcast also pricked up their ears.
"Is it really a gold brick?"
"Really, boss, look at the Bank of America seal on this side!"
"Hey, the background of this group of people who can use gold bricks as hidden weapons to hit people is really not simple!"
……
Speaking of which, in this tomb, when everyone was admiring the two gold bricks, in Qinniang's bachelor apartment, the three brothers Lu Xiaofeng, Lin Pingzhi, Dai Jianguo and others were also changing back to their previous clothes one after another.
After they changed their clothes and took off the masked silk stockings, Lu Xiaofeng gave the beef soup to untie the acupoints again.
Niu Niu Tang stared at Lu Xiaofeng fixedly, as if waiting for Lu Xiaofeng to give a reasonable explanation.Lu Xiaofeng showed a self-styled smile, and he told Niu Niu Tang: "I am Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows."
"I know." Beef soup nodded disapprovingly.
"You know?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised, he asked Niu Tang puzzledly: "When did you know?"
"The moment you took off your stockings..." Niu Niu Tang replied to Lu Xiaofeng: "Because I have seen your portrait on the island, and your mustache is also very special, and the more important point is that I just fought against you , I also noticed that your most powerful thing is kung fu."
"So you must be Lu Xiaofeng..." Niu Routang stared at Lu Xiaofeng, and she asked again with flickering eyes, "But even if you are Lu Xiaofeng, you have no reason to save me!"
"Why not?" Lu Xiaofeng was anxious, he pointed to the photo of Qin Niang in the room, and explained to Niu Tang: "We are all friends of this woman."
"And..." Lu Xiaofeng smiled at Niu Tang and raised his eyebrows, he asked Niu Tang: "You have been in this world for so long, you must have read our story, right?"
"I've seen it." Beef soup admitted frankly.
"In the story, whose woman are you?" Lu Xiaofeng asked proudly.
"I followed you in the end." Beef Soup said without hesitation.
"This is the end, look, you are my woman, of course I want to save you! You are not safe in this world now, you come with me." Lu Xiaofeng ordered the beef soup carelessly.
The beef soup landed on Lu Xiaofeng obliquely, she ignored Lu Xiaofeng's words, but suddenly asked Lu Xiaofeng: "Where is Shaman?"
"Shaman, she went beyond the Great Wall." Lu Xiaofeng replied blurted out.
"Isn't Shaman your woman too? Why did she go beyond the Great Wall?" Beef Tang asked reluctantly.
"She is obsessed with cleanliness..." Lu Xiaofeng rubbed the tip of his nose embarrassingly, "She dislikes me for not being hygienic."
"Hahahaha!" Niu Niu Tang laughed wildly after hearing what Lu Xiaofeng said.After laughing, she pointed to Lu Xiaofeng and said: "Have you noticed that we are no longer characters in the book, our lives have all been changed! Shaman doesn't love you anymore, and I, I don't love you either." You!"
"My nickname is China Laura, do you know who Laura is?" Beef Tang asked Lu Xiaofeng again.
"I don't know." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head.
"She is a female adventurer from abroad. She advocates independence, strength, and self-reliance. Tell me, since I want to be such a person, will I be willing to be the lover of a prodigal son?" Niu Niu Tang looked at Landing with a smile. Xiaofeng.
Lu Xiaofeng was stunned by the beef soup question.
After a long while, Lu Xiaofeng said to Niu Tang with a wry smile: "Then where are you going now? I'll give you a ride, just treat it as me."
……
Beef Tang took Sadako with her, and she finally chose to let Lu Xiaofeng use any door to send them to Shennongjia.She wants to continue her live broadcast adventure. This time, she and Sadako will go to Shennongjia to look for savages.
Without further ado, Lu Xiaofeng opened the arbitrary door on the highest peak of Shennongjia, and when Niu Niu Tang and Sadako entered the door, he followed suit.
Then standing on the top of the peak, Lu Xiaofeng watched Niu Routang and Zhenzi walk away slowly, and then reluctantly looked back, he returned to Qinniang's single apartment, and fell asleep.
But when he woke up the next day, Lu Xiaofeng returned to normal. He accompanied Ximen Chuuxue to buy a wig, and accompanied Hua Manlou to another city to buy a large tractor through any door.
And on this day, the skinny boy's family was also on a shopping spree. They were about to go home, so they wanted to bring back some souvenirs from the 21st century, right?
The skinny boy also stole a lot of martial arts secret books from the Huashan School, such as "Zixia Magic Art", such as "Xiyi Sword Art". He found a photocopying shop and copied them into a book locally, and then entrusted the original secret books to Lu Xiaofeng took it back and returned it to his master Linghu Chong.
During this period, the live video of the tomb room also spread to the United States, and the United States quickly sent many people to the city where Qin Niang lived, intending to follow the clues of Niu Niu Tang to find the treasury thief and find the magical door.
It's just that as soon as these American agents got off the plane, they got another piece of news that made them curse.The news is: Beef Soup is broadcasting live again, but the location of the live broadcast has been changed to the depths of Shennongjia Mountain thousands of miles away!
Well, these American agents who had just got off the plane had to separate out most of them immediately, and rushed to Shennongjia without stopping.
Well, China also heard the news and sent people to Shennongjia.
……
The culprits who caused all these changes, Dai Jianguo, Lu Xiaofeng and others, slipped away irresponsibly with jade bracelets the next afternoon.
When they sneaked into the world of the first "Swordsman", Lin Pingzhi suddenly remembered that Linghu Chong had asked him to save Ren Yingying, so he took out any door from his cassock bag, and passed it behind Ren Yingying in meditation , and then quietly pushed open any door...
The space behind the door dimmed, and it turned out to be a cave secret room. The walls of this secret room were damp and tight, and there was only a stone couch next to the wall, on which a woman was sleeping in her clothes.
Needless to say, the woman sleeping on the stone couch should be Ren Yingying.
"Ren Yingying! Ren Yingying..." Lin Pingzhi hurriedly called the woman several times softly.
The woman woke up slowly, she turned her head and saw the Anywhere Gate and Lin Pingzhi standing beside the Anywhere Gate, she turned over and sat up in surprise.
"Who are you? How can you enter the dungeon at the bottom of the West Lake?" The woman asked Lin Pingzhi sternly.
"It doesn't matter who I am!" Lin Pingzhi had no time to explain to the woman, he waved to the woman, "If you want to leave here, follow me immediately."
"If you don't tell me, I won't go with you!" The woman shook her head stubbornly, "Although I was imprisoned here by the Five Sacred Sword Sect, my life is safe, if I follow you blindly, I might die instead! "
"You..." The simple and honest Lin Pingzhi couldn't stand this woman, so he had to move out of Qinniang, "We are Qinniang's friends..."
"So it was Qin Niang who asked you to come and save me?" The woman's face suddenly softened.She happily jumped off the stone couch, walked up to Lin Pingzhi, and complained: "I told you earlier, Qin Niang and I are good sisters, I knew she would find a way to save me!"
"You are wrong, it is not Qin Niang who asked me to save you, but someone you will never think of." Lin Pingzhi secretly slandered.
Of course, Lin Pingzhi wouldn't say what was in his heart, he just stretched out his hand and signaled the woman to go through any door quickly.
……
Probably Yue Buqun and the others hadn't come back yet, when Lin Pingzhi led the woman through any gate, the mountain of tables under their feet was still empty.
But Lin Pingzhi didn't dare to relax his vigilance, he told the woman to hide behind the crowd and not to show her face.Otherwise, if others saw him rescue Ren Yingying, Lin Pingzhi estimated that he would be expelled by Yue Buqun.
Lin Pingzhi finally heaved a sigh of relief after waiting so anxiously for the time when everyone was sent to the next world again.
After that, everyone stayed in the world of "Mist".Here, the skinny boy's family officially waved goodbye to everyone with tears. They opened any door and got in one by one...
As a member of the "Mist" world, Dai Jianguo couldn't help but feel a little sentimental when he saw this. Lin Pingzhi saw this guy's eyes were red, and asked him considerately: "Do you want to go home too? Are you going home now? There are a lot of gold bricks, and I don’t have to worry about food and clothing when I go back.”
Dai Jianguo was very moved by Lin Pingzhi's proposal, but soon, he shook his head and rejected Lin Pingzhi's kindness.He raised his head and said to Lin Pingzhi: "My goal in life is not just to become a rich man. I also want to experience various interesting worlds with everyone. This is the ultimate meaning of life!"
When the three Lu Xiaofeng brothers heard the words, they happily applauded and agreed.
"Indeed, if you can travel in different worlds, this is the life of a good man!" Lu Xiaofeng, who was just abandoned by his natal lover not long ago, raised his fist passionately.
"Yes, right!" Hua Manlou smiled and nodded.
"Yes, we are like a sharp sword, we will never look back!" Ximen Chuixue flicked his wig coolly.
After the three finished speaking, they looked at each other and smiled tacitly, and then looked at Lin Pingzhi together.
"Is it my turn again?" Lin Pingzhi scratched the back of his head, he remembered a line in the anime, felt that this moment was very suitable, so he put his hand behind his back and looked into the distance of the world of "Mist" and said: "Our journey is the sea of stars..."
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