[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang was boiled repeatedly by these savages for nearly an hour, and she was so cooked that she was drowsy.

And just when Qin Niang was about to fall asleep, she saw a blue big-faced cat approaching surrounded by a group of savages.

This blue cat with a big face holds a wooden staff and wears a crown on his head.It went straight to Qin Niang, looked at Qin Niang suspiciously for a while, and asked Qin Niang in Japanese first, seeing Qin Niang's expression blank, it immediately changed to Chinese and asked Qin Niang: "You are the future from China person?"

"That's right." Qin Niang nodded quickly, looking forward to the blue big-faced cat for help: "Hurry up and save me, don't let these savages eat me!"

"My people don't eat people!" The blue big-faced cat angrily stopped Qin Niang: "Stop shouting!"

"Why cook me if you don't eat people?" Qin Niang asked the blue big-faced cat in puzzlement.

"This is a new order I issued recently..." The blue cat with a big face had an expression on his face, "For the sake of the health of my people, I ordered them that if they catch new savages and bring them back, they must be boiled at high temperature first." Boil and sterilize."

"This order is too strange!" Qin Niang sat in the water tank and covered her forehead.

"It's not surprising." The blue big-faced cat patiently explained to Qin Niang: "If you see with your own eyes those savages from other tribes talking to you, many insects and even mice jump out of them... You will understand how necessary my order is!"

"Oh, I see, you are afraid of mice!" Qin Niang suddenly realized, she remembered that this blue cat with a big face was very afraid of mice.

"But I am a civilized person from the future, and there is absolutely no way I can have mice on me. Please order your people to let me out and stop cooking me." Qin Niang prayed to the blue big-faced cat.

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Qin Niang was helped out of the vat by the savages, and because she was soaked, she had to change into the fur tube top and apron of the female savages.

Being brought to the doraemon again, the itchy Qin Niang complained to the doraemon, "Why don't you teach your people to weave cloth and make clothes?"

"My king doesn't need clothes." The robot cat showed Qin Niang its blue and white outer skin, proudly showing off: "My body surface is a layer of polymer nanomaterials, which not only insulate heat and heat, but also have stronger protection. !"

"Besides, in order to rule them better, I can't increase their productivity, because changes in productivity will promote social evolution. At that time, these savages will have no worries about food and clothing, and they will rise up to make trouble and overthrow me, the king. "Doraemon is Qin Niang's science popularization.

"But it's so boring for you to be the king of a small group of savages." In order not to wear animal skin clothes, Qin Niang continued to seduce the robot cats: "You should increase their productivity a little bit, and let them lay down for you." What a wonderful country!"

"No, no, no!" The robot cat was not tempted by Qin Niang at all, and it firmly retorted to Qin Niang: "I understand you humans best. When you are weak, you are willing to be led by the strong, but once you are strong enough, you will say: Non-my family, its heart must be different!"

"That's why I won't be fooled and let this savage tribe become stronger. It's the best size now, and I can control it with peace of mind."

"Then how are you going to arrange for me?" Qin Niang asked her most concerned question.

"My people are a bit stupid after all. Since you are here, you can stay here and be my helper." Doraemon persuaded Qin Niang.

"May I be the prime minister?" Qin Niang asked again timidly.

"Prime Minister? That's an official position in a feudal society, and we are still in a primitive society." Doraemon shook his head, "I don't need a prime minister, what I need is a priest!"

"I don't know how to be a priest!" Qin Niang was about to cry, she pleaded to the robot cat, "Why don't you let me go, and catch another person to be a priest."

"No!" The robot cat raised its big round face, and it threatened Qin Niang: "If you dare to disobey this king's order, I will order my people to put you into that big vat to cook again. This time, instead of adding cold water, add salt..."

"I'll do it. I'm not going to be a priest!" Qin Niang raised her hand and surrendered because of the fear of the robot cat.

"However, what is my duty as a priest to do?" Qin Niang asked the robot cat for advice.

"Priest, I just want to make my people happy, thinking that they are being blessed by heaven." The robot cat taught Qin Niang earnestly: "So you just need to dance and dance every day, pretending to be communicating with heaven, and then say on behalf of heaven: Under the leadership of King Doraemon, you will be happy and healthy!"

"That's it?" Qin Niang, who had thought about the priest's job very complicatedly, widened her eyes.

"That's it, it's very simple." Doraemon spread its round hands.

"Little Ding Dong, you really have turned bad, no, your head was smashed..." Qin Niang secretly looked at the doraemon.

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That night, the newly appointed Priest Qin Niang was forced to perform her first performance of communicating with heaven beside a huge fire.

Around the fire, nearly a thousand savages were watching.Doraemon sits on its throne and also visits the scene to guide.

Qin Niang stood by the fire resignedly. She originally wanted to use the method of the Northeast Dance Master to communicate with the sky, but considering that the part of the Northeast Dance Master's closed eyes, trembling and twitching was too technical, Qin Niang probably couldn't do it by herself.Qin Niang had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and started with the Filipino hula dance she was familiar with.

So around the huge fire, Qin Niang suddenly raised her hands high, and she went all out, twisting her waist happily...

After dancing around like this, a group of savages were infected by Qin Niang's dancing posture. They beat the animal skin drum and joined the dancing team one after another.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became lively.

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But Qin Niang danced happily, while the Huashan faction fell into a mess because of Qin Niang's disappearance.

Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong led the disciples of the Huashan School to search along the lake for more than ten times, Xiaobai and Xiaoqing also flew up into the sky to search everywhere, and the three brothers Lu Xiaofeng were responsible for the communication between the lake and the Huashan School. Searching back and forth on both sides of the road, Master Duoduo and Piao Piao took over every nearby cave...

During the period, Xiao Bai and Xiao Qingfei were flying high in the sky, and they also overlooked the huge bonfire where Qin Niang was dancing.But neither of them expected that the woman in animal skin dancing around the campfire leader was Qin Niang!

Xiaobai and Xiaoqing circled over the bonfire before flying to it.

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The next day, Huashan sent people to look for Qinniang, and when the savage girl learned that someone was lost on the mountain, she volunteered to help, in order to thank the Huashan faction for saving her life.

The members of the Huashan School couldn't bear the enthusiasm of the savage girl, so they let her follow Master Duoduo and Piao Piao.

Master Duoduo and Piao Piao, they searched all the nearby caves yesterday, but today their target is a primeval forest.

The three quickly went deep into the depths of this primeval forest, and found human tracks in some places.But when the three of them followed the traces, they were disappointed to find that these traces were not left by Qin Niang, but by a hunting group of savages.

The hunting team of this savage also found Master Duoduo and the other three. They raised their spears and were about to attack, but when they saw the appearance of the savage girl clearly, they put down the spears in their hands in surprise.

They chatted with the savage girl in the air, and they talked to each other for a long time before slowly backing away.

The savage girl watched the group of savages disappear, she also turned her head, picked up a branch, and explained with Master Duoduo and Piao Piao on the ground.

The savage girl told Master Duoduo and Piao Piao that this team of savages originally belonged to the same tribe as her, and her father was originally the chief of the tribe.

Then came a demon, which captured the wildling girl's father, defeated all the warriors in the tribe, and usurped the position of the wildling girl's father.

The savages just now were especially concerned about the kindness of the old chief, so they didn't attack the savage girl and Master Duoduo and Piao Piao who were with the savage girl.

"Then you asked them, did you see a lost woman?" Master Duoduo also anxiously asked the savage girl.

The savage girl nodded, but her Chinese was really vague, and she mainly drew pictures, so she simply drew a few more pictures on the ground.

In the first picture, a woman is carried by a group of savages tied on all fours to a wooden stick.

Master Duoduo understood at a glance, yes, it means that Qin Niang was captured by a group of savages.

Master Duoduo patiently looked at the second picture, and saw that the woman in the picture was put into a big vat again, and a raging flame was burning under the big vat...

It's over, it's over, does this mean that Qin Niang was boiled by wild people?Master Duoduo was instantly ashamed.

Sad Master Duoduo, he suppressed his grief and went to look at the third picture, but was pleasantly surprised to see that Qin Niang in the third picture was not bitten into bones by the savages, but instead she was wearing the animal skins of the savages clothing, standing in front of a humanoid fat cat.

"It's good to be alive!" Master Duoduo turned to look at the fourth picture in relief.

This time, Master Duoduo couldn't understand at all. In the picture, Master Duoduo saw Qin Niang leading a large group of savages happily dancing around a bonfire.

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The savage girl who returned to the Huashan School drew these four pictures again in front of everyone.None of the crowd could understand the meaning of the fourth picture.

Fa Hai, who can use his telepathic powers to communicate with the savage girl without barriers, has always been elusive, and there is no trace of him at this moment.

Among the crowd, Xiaobai and Xiaoqing looked at the fourth picture and frowned. They remembered that when they flew high in the sky last night, they really saw such a large group of savages singing and dancing around a bonfire!

Xiaobai and Xiaoqing immediately told everyone what they saw and heard last night, and everyone inferred based on the fourth picture, they all felt that Qin Niang might be among the wild men.

"Then are we going to save Xiangu?" Linghu Chong said hesitantly: "Looking at the situation, she seems to be very happy..."

"From the perspective of Junior Brother Xu and Junior Brother Xu's father, he must bring Xiangu back, otherwise, who will cook for them?" Lao Denuo, the second disciple of the Huashan School who is mature and prudent, spoke for the first time, with Xu Baijin beside him Immediately nodded gratefully.

"It is said in the book that my second brother is an undercover agent, but actually an undercover agent can become a good one!" Xu Baijin thought to himself.

"But from the perspective of the fairy girl..." Lao Denuo's tone suddenly changed again, and he pityed himself from his undercover background: "A young woman (me) unfortunately married a fool (by order Huashan, who has two or three undercover kittens), takes care of the daily life of a father and son all day long (doing trivial things in the school all the year round), and has no personal joy in life at all (this is not my life goal) ..."

"Imagine, in such a situation, this young woman who accidentally got lost, met a group of savages who liked her, and found it very happy to sing and dance with this group of savages without worry. We can because a father and son need her Take care of her, and take her back cruelly?"

Laudno raised his head and asked everyone.

Everyone was speechless for a while, and many women nodded frequently, thinking that what Lao Denuo said was very reasonable, and it almost touched their hearts.

After a long time, Xiaobai had no choice but to look at Xu Baijin and waved her head apologetically. She said to Xu Baijin: "I will go to see my mother-in-law secretly tonight. If she is really happy and happy, we will temporarily let her go. Stay with the wildlings."

"My father-in-law and your daily life, I will take care of one or two instead of mother-in-law, do you think it is okay?"

"Can I say no?" Xu Baijin nodded with a wry smile, and a group of women beside him were staring at Xu Baijin. Xu Baijin believed that if he dared to say no, he would definitely be scolded by these women.