Insectoids: The Job of the Males

Question, what should I do if I stay with my partner one day, and the two worms are about to talk about future insect life plans and talk about romance, but suddenly find that I walked into an adult insect supply store?

ambiguous?There is no ambiguity, only embarrassment.Especially when Wei Zhuo, who didn't know much about this aspect, reached out to pick up an ornament in a drawer, pressed the switch, and the thing turned and twisted.

Wei Zhuo and Cheng Chaoci looked at each other, and Wei Zhuo asked a question that Cheng Chaoci never thought of: "Is this used when doing that kind of thing?" A tone, as if I have never seen such a thing before.

Seeing the shape of these things, of course, you can know what they are for, after all, they are highly simulated.

"No females around you have ever used it?" It shouldn't be, Wei Zhuo is only an adult female, and there are so many single females around in their prime years, it doesn't make sense that every insect can hold back, no, these little ones Toys are tempting.

The needs of female insects are also quite vigorous.

"I haven't seen it before, and the Zerg has never put a similar product on the shelves." Wei Zhuo is very sure, "If this kind of thing can be bought, I can't be clear about it." Don't let the insects say it, just say that they are yearning for love, but until now If you are single, you will definitely buy Yuele if you can use it.

Adult females who cannot find a male master also need comfort.It is also necessary to solve the physiological needs, which is normal, since it is to solve the needs, then the props must be more convenient than doing it manually.

This kind of product has never appeared in the Zerg, which means that this thing is specially prepared by the researchers for themselves?Did the president mean it or did they come up with it themselves?Aren't these damn research institutes engaged in scientific research?How to study these adult supplies is so easy!

"Don't look!" Cheng Chaoci snatched something that was twisting from Wei Zhuo's hand, turned off the switch and threw it into the drawer, and quickly closed the drawer.

Now the lights in the room are still dark red, Cheng Chaoci couldn't help shouting at the smart AI: "Be normal for me, we don't need to do that kind of thing!"

Just kidding, Wei Zhuo has never seen these things.Look at Wei Zhuo's ignorant eyes, he didn't blush when he discussed this, which means that Wei Zhuo really just used it as a tool.

And it seems that he never thought that these things might be used on him in the end if they were placed in such a place.Don't you think it's abnormal to put things like this under the bed?

Obviously, Cheng Chaoci, who had two lifetimes of life experience and secretly drew a notebook, had a much more filthy mind. Anyway, he couldn't look at these things calmly without having any weird associations.

But because Wei Zhuo was too frank, Cheng Chaoci couldn't stand it anymore and became shy, because this inexplicably gave Cheng Chaoci an inexplicable feeling that he was committing a crime.

Obviously he didn't prepare those things by himself, and obviously he was the underage one who didn't understand anything.

The AI ​​expressed regret with the weird tone of the wild voice pack [Okay, then please call me when you are ready, I will be there whenever you are called. 】

Cheng Chaoci still pressed his hand on the drawer under the bed, and the whole insect couldn't help breathing heavily: "I didn't make these things, this spaceship is in charge of the First Research Institute."

Subconsciously, he wanted to get rid of the relationship, Wei Zhuo didn't quite understand Cheng Chaoci's sudden outburst: "Well, I know, the president told me."

"Then Xiaoci, are you hungry?" Wei Zhuo changed the subject, he could still see Cheng Chaoci's embarrassment, although he couldn't understand where the shyness was, of course he didn't know that these were not prepared by Cheng Chaoci, he It was only at the beginning that I was shocked by the simulated toys in the cabinet.

In the later period, he calmed down and calmed down, but Cheng Chaoci seemed very nervous... Oh, he knows, although Xiongzi usually speaks with ease, but he doesn't know much about those things in essence, so Cheng Chaoci This is shy.

Sure enough, Cheng Chaoci was still very innocent, after all, he was just an adult son.

A certain, who had drawn the Eighteen Forbidden Books in his previous life, and the simple Cheng Chaoci, who had been quite thorough in the writing of various postures, heaved a sigh of relief, and followed Wei Zhuo's words: "I haven't eaten, do you want to go together?"

There are small robot bugs on the spaceship to make food by themselves, but the taste is not very good. After all, it is the optimal solution under the big data. Try to take care of the taste of all bugs, which leads to some biased The taste of eating this kind of food that seems to be produced on an assembly line is not very good.

"Let me cook for you." Wei Zhuo knew that Cheng Chaoci probably couldn't get used to those things, "The major general gave me half a day off, and I don't have to go back to the team this afternoon."

What's this?Is this a voice from heaven?

Wei Zhuo makes it delicious, especially delicious!huge! ! !tasty!This is a fact that need not be debated.

Cheng Chaoci is very fond of Wei Zhuo's craftsmanship, but Wei Zhuo is too busy now, he doesn't know when he will get nervous, so he doesn't dare to say this.

But what Wei Zhuo himself said is another matter.

Afterwards, the two worms huddled together for a dinner, and the atmosphere was warm and harmonious.Every time Cheng Chaoci grows up to Wei Zhuo's craftsmanship, he will think, what kind of fairy female insect is this who can go to heaven and go to the kitchen!He looks handsome and can play, and he is so delicious.

I feel that it is not a loss at all to exchange the second half of my previous life for this one.

In this way, Cheng Chaoci lived in the barracks.

Only a very small number of worms know what kind of worm is in this spaceship, and most of them gossip at the beginning, and are not interested in this topic later.

Afterwards, the fighting became more and more intense, and the time Wei Zhuo was able to come to accompany Cheng Chaoci could be regarded as squeezed out.

After the battle became tense, Cheng Chaoci refused to let Wei Zhuo cook any more. Wei Zhuo was too busy, he needed enough rest.

As for Cheng Chaoci's own awakening period, he didn't have any special feelings, nor did he have a vague premonition like those in the comics in his previous life.

It's just a change of place to draw comics, and it's still a chapter-by-chapter update, occasionally replying to the news.

But he can't leave the warship, this is actually quite tortured, he is not a dead house that can be completely isolated from the world.Maybe it was in the previous life, but the situation in this life is very different, he has relatives and friends.

In his previous life, he was able to lock himself up by himself. He didn't go out for several months to beat people up. He barely survived by taking out food. The most frequent way to go out for a walk was to go downstairs to throw garbage every day.

But in this life, he finds that he can't stay at home like before. Maybe he is still a typical house squat compared to other worms, but he can't stay at home for as long as in his previous life.

Cheng Chaoci originally thought that this kind of life would be difficult, but he didn't feel any obvious feeling after staying like this for a month.

Maybe every time Wei Zhuo came back, he was obviously exhausted, but he still asked him how his day was and if he had anything he wanted.

He could see that Wei Zhuo was very tired, but even though he was so tired, Cheng Chaoci was the most thoughtful thing in Wei Zhuo's mind.To be honest, it feels good to be liked by insects.Especially if you find that there is a worm that keeps you in mind all the time.

Being able to clearly feel that he is very important to him, anyway, in the final analysis, this is the power of love.

It's a pity that no worm could share this joy with him. He conveyed this joy and sent it to his relatives and friends in text, but no worm responded to him.

Obviously everyone is not very busy at ordinary times, Cheng Chaoci has reason to suspect that they saw it and did not reply.

Cheng Chaoci was right about this.

They just didn't want to go back, not only didn't want to go back, when they found out that Cheng Chaoci sent such a long paragraph, and Wei Zhuo started it, most of them just ignored it and didn't even want to read it.

"It is reasonable to say that the awakening period of the S-class male should be about a week after adulthood. It has been a month, why is there no movement at all?" The president leaned on the back of the chair and sighed, "So slow? Is it because of the nutrition of the body? Didn't keep up? After all, he lived in Garbage Star before he was 17."

What good can a trash star have?It must not be able to supply the normal nutritional needs of male worms.

Long-term non-awakening is also harmful to the body of the male insect itself. The later it wakes up, the stronger the power accumulated in the body.

The so-called awakening is to find a clearing point to let those forces burst out.And the later the awakening, the more those powers will accumulate, and the final eruption will be even more terrifying.

"This kind of thing can't come in a hurry, and you can't make him wake up now if you are in a hurry. Wait and see." The marshal who was handling official duties looked up at his hero, and found that Bai Jiawen's claws were stretched towards his office again. There was a small refrigerator on the table, and his face changed: "You are not in good health now, you shouldn't eat these things."

Not to mention that the hero of his family likes to eat junk food, he still wants to save face.In front of the worms, he said that the Generalissimo liked it.It made quite a lot of people think that the generalissimo is a strong man on the outside, but the contrast between his love of sweets on the inside is cute.

The president retracted his paw silently: "I didn't notice it for a while, it was a mistake."

Whether he didn't pay attention for a while or planned it for a long time, only the president himself knows this question.Anyway, as a Zerg who has lived with him for more than 100 years, the Generalissimo will not believe his nonsense: "When are you going to reveal to the public that most of the Zerg's politicians and researchers are male?"

"Wait, wait. Haven't I seen the starting point yet?" The president stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, a little irritated, "Let's wait until Xiongzi Cheng Chaoci wakes up."

"There is a tendency for males and females to confront each other now. It is not wise to push this matter to the front at this time, it will only cause more trouble."

What is needed now is an entry point to tap into the emotions of the people.

The president seriously proposed: "What do you think we should discuss with Xiongzi Cheng Chaoci and find an opportunity to expose his true identity as a comic author?"

Cheng Chaoci once drew a comic called Shimmering. Although the comic had a male worm as the main character, the core theme was the dumb female worm.This work is also one of the evidences that the insects believe that Cheng Chaoci is a female insect.