Insectoids: The Job of the Males

What exactly is He Huaijian researching?Probably only He Huaijian knows about this, oh, there is also Bai Jun who participated in the research.As long as there is nothing wrong, he will definitely buy it and tinker in the laboratory.

And Xiao Ji couldn't understand those things he made, and Xiao Ji didn't have much interest.After all, He Huaijian liked to lock herself up and do weird things when she was on Trash Star.

It's normal for He Huaijian to retreat and do strange things.

But no one could have imagined that what He Huaijian made in retreat was a mecha.It's not an ordinary mecha, but a special mecha for males, yes, it's for males, which greatly weakens the physical requirements for controlling the mecha, and the weapon equipment is quite advanced.Coupled with the fact that Bai Jun, a genius, helped to find and optimize, the final product was quite terrifying.

There is no male-specific type of mecha on the market, mainly because males of any kind are not interested in it.This world is not like the other interstellar novels that Cheng Chaoci has read. There is no level of mechs, but there is a relatively basic requirement for physical fitness, that is, at least a C-level female.

Whether it is used well in the future depends purely on the technology, and whether the weapon is good or not depends on whether the money to buy the mecha is enough.

As for the mecha made by He Huaijian, the weapons are matched by Bai Jun, which is definitely the best set.

One week before Cheng Chaoci's birthday, He Huaijian took Cheng Chaoci to see the mech, and Cheng Chaoci was shocked with just one glance.

It's not the cool appearance of the mecha, but the dazzling pink paint and the big word "Cheng" on the chest of the mecha.

Cheng Chaoci felt that his eyes were about to miscarry.

"This was an idea I had very early on. Xiaoci, I didn't celebrate your 17th birthday with you. You will be an adult in a week. At that time, I wanted to make you a special mecha for males." , He Huaijian paused for a moment, and said with a bit of resentment, "You told me that you were very good at playing virtual battles."

Hearing this, Cheng Chaoci felt a little guilty when he met He Huaijian's condemning gaze.At that time, it was his first time to play. He didn't know that he was playing the insect machine in the later stage, and he thought he was good at it, and he figured out the various routines that female insects often use.

In addition, Wei Zhuo took care of his emotions at that time and did not tell him the truth.Cheng Chaoci naively thought that he could kill the Quartet, so he called He Huaijian the next day to share.

"I believed it, and then I started to make this, but then Xiao Ji took you to play, and he said that your food was incredible, I felt that I was cheated, but at that time I had already done a lot of this, and I couldn't give up. He Huaijian sighed for a long time, "Just use it."

Although he didn't know what the male insect would do with the mecha.Especially what is the use of a mecha of Cheng Chaoci's level.

And Cheng Chaoci, who was identified as a rookie, and indeed a rookie himself, was very happy. Men, ah no, males, who doesn't look forward to owning their own mecha?

In the previous life, when I was a child, I couldn’t afford to buy a Gundam. Now I have a real mecha equipped with weapons, and the weapons are awesome. Even if I keep it at home, it is a dream come true for Cheng Chaoci.

But: "Brother Huai Jian, can this painting be changed to black?"

He really couldn't stand this bright pink.

"Don't you think this color is in line with your temperament?" He Huaijian didn't think there was anything wrong with this painting. If it wasn't for avoiding looking frivolous, he would also like to add a small crimson heart under the lettering on the chest of the mecha. .

So cute.

This is the problem of He Huaijian's own filter. After all, Cheng Chaoci's temperament has nothing to do with being cute.

"I don't think so." What temperament?The temperament of a neurotic villain riding a pink carousel at an amusement park?

"That's it." He Huaijian is quite easy to talk about when it comes to painting, and it only takes less than a day to change the painting.It's just that the final product is not pink, and it's a bit of a pity for the insects.

Cheng Chaoci has his own mech just like that, he is so envious of the Zhou brothers.The mecha is temporarily placed in the basement of the marshal's house.

When Zhou Luoluo came over, he walked around this thing three times to the left and three times to the right, and even took pictures with his optical brain.The photos I took were sent to Zhou Xiaobao for viewing.

After changing to black painting, the overall model is more than a level more handsome. Zhou Luoluo himself has no interest in mechas.But it doesn't stop him from feeling handsome.

It's like a little girl in her previous life who liked star chasing and was not interested in weapons, but one day she suddenly found out that her sister owned a tank and could drive it on the road by herself, that would be awesome!

Is this a question of whether you like mechs or not?No!This is beyond the established cognition!awesomeness!

"Can you drive?!" Zhou Luoluo was very excited.

"No." Cheng Chaoci told the truth, he really doesn't know how to drive, he has only driven a virtual mecha, he has never played this kind of serious one, and it is not safe to go out casually now, if he drives The mecha tripped with its left foot and tripped over its right foot, fell to the ground and was taken advantage of by insects, what should I do if it was taken away by a wave?

Seeing Zhou Luoluo's depression in an instant, Cheng Chaoci had no choice but to say, "If you don't want to die, I can try to take you."

"No need, this mecha is fine to keep at home." Zhou Luoluo immediately refused.

Then he said: "This mecha is not completely useless. Maybe there will be a Star Wars mecha scene in your rebirth comics? In this way, don't you have materials for drawing things?"

He still remembers a story told from the perspective of an AI robot in the third story of Cheng Chaoci, which caused readers to debate for a long time.

The AI ​​system in that story accompanies its aged main worm to the end of its life. Its owner is a female. Not all females can find a male owner, but its main worm cannot.

A lonely worm died, and only AI was with him before he died.The story as a whole tends to be plain and warm, but it is mixed with a touch of sadness in the overall daily life.

It has almost become the heart of the readers. The debate on whether this AI has feelings has never stopped. It is said that this AI system must have feelings for the protagonist, otherwise why would he beg the protagonist over and over again to give it a feeling? System rebirth?

Some say it has no emotions, because the companion worm is something written into the program.

One of the comments with the highest praise is that the AI ​​system itself does not know whether it has feelings, because if it has feelings, it will not be so well-behaved and incomprehensible when it is accompanied for the second time.But if there is no emotion, why did it agree to the extremely unreliable rebirth conditions in the first place?Now that the protagonist appears, it means that it has demands in this area. Is AI with demands really just a tool?

During that time [Hello, intelligent AI system No. 8564 is at your service. ] Almost swiped the screen, because that was the first sentence the AI ​​said in the story when it was opened by the main worm for the first time, and it was also the first sentence he said after his rebirth.

There are still local tyrants who bought open-air screens, and after a day of brushing, they just brush this sentence.It is said that some worms tried to attack their own AI, but were coldly rejected and extremely disgusted by the AI.

"Why should I use this mecha as a material?" Cheng Chaoci looked at Zhou Luoluo like a fool: "I know so many military females, why don't I go and see my brother Wei's?"

The performance of Wei Zhuo's mecha is definitely super powerful, and Wei Zhuo didn't buy it himself, it was equipped for him by the Federation, and he made a tailor-made one.

"I don't like to listen to you." Zhou Luoluochao disliked it, "Especially every time you mention Major Wei." Inexplicably, it gave Chong a feeling of showing off, and his teeth ached.

"It's a lieutenant colonel now." Cheng Chaoci corrected, "Also, believe me, it's not good to be jealous."

I'm jealous of a ghost!Zhou Luoluo almost rolled his eyes, what could he be jealous of?Jealous of Cheng Chaoci's female father is very gentle, won't he dislike Cheng Chaoci's talkativeness? ... Well, this one can indeed be envied a little.

What about the others?Is there anything else good?His brother made him a mecha?Both brothers have a good relationship with him?The bug he likes also likes him?Haven't there been any major problems in the relationship between the two worms?

Oh, what is there to be jealous of, what is there to be jealous of?

"You look so ugly, are you feeling unwell?" Cheng Chaoci saw that Zhou Luoluo's face was distorted, and put his hand on his forehead, "Do you need to go to the treatment room?"

Zhou Luoluo grabbed Cheng Chaoci's hand, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm fine."

Adult males have to be graded, and this has to pass on their birthday.So Cheng Chaoci took leave this week and did not update.

On that day, not only his female father, but also Wei Zhuo came back from leave, plus Xiao Ji, He Huaijian, and an awesome marshal.

If it weren't for the fact that they were on the suspension vehicle all the way in the past, Cheng Chaoci doubted that such a bunch of bugs crowded together would attract the attention of the whole street.

The place where the test level is located is located in the center of the main city of Capital Star. The entire building is on the [-]th floor, and the surrounding protection is extremely strict.

The suspension car only stops when it is inside, and there is no chance of contact with insects outside.

And the one waiting at the door seemed to be a male, a male who looked a bit older, with fine lines already appearing at the corners of his eyes, and his temples were a little white.

He is obviously a male insect, but he has a temperament that belongs to the superior without anger and prestige.How to describe it, just like the big boss feeling that some games will play at the end?

Around him stood two rows of guards, heavily guarded.

But when Lu Yue saw the male, he smiled: "Yo? The president can't hold it anymore?"

"President?!" The other worms almost said in unison, except for Cheng Jin and Wei Zhuo, they didn't speak, but their expressions were also shocked.

president? !The legendary president who was emptied by the generalissimo?

"I've never been ostracized." Bai Jiawen said, not because he has any ability to see through the hearts of insects, but because every insect will have the same doubts after seeing him, and he gets used to it after being asked a lot: "The generalissimo is my female monarch, and we support each other."

"It's more than that, two of the four marshals are his female attendants." Lu Yue added, Bai Jiawen, who looked like a dangerous boss, coughed in embarrassment, then changed the subject to look at Cheng Chaoci: "This is Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi, please come with me."

Cheng Chaoci was still in a dazed state, Lu Yue gently pushed him from behind before he regained his senses, but... what the hell is going on now!Isn't he just here to test a grade?Why is the president showing up?And it doesn't look like they are looking for Lu Yue, but him?

His comics are suspected of smearing male insects, and now he is going to be killed? !

And he said that he is the hero of the Generalissimo, that is to say, he is Bai Jun and his father?Then send a message to Bai Jun, can Bai Jun come over to save the insects?

But this kind of conspiracy theory just flashed through his mind, Lu Yue was not in a hurry, and he looked as expected, so it should, probably... Isn't he going to explain it here?

One line worm was led by Bai Jiawen to the testing site.

"It's like this. Due to Cheng Chaoci's active thinking and appearance, we suspect that the male may be a rare S-class male." Bai Jiawen reached out and tapped on a translucent virtual screen.

In front of them was a large white open space, and in the center of the open space, with the sound of a beep, a blue ring slowly lit up on the ground, and then the ring rose, and the test chamber was pushed out. It was a cylinder nearly two meters five .There is a transparent door that opens and closes automatically.

The thinking is different because I carry the memories of my previous life!Cheng Chaoci really wanted to explain, how could he be an S-class male?Not to mention comparing with Bai Jun, even He Huaijian is the same as He Huaijian, no matter how you look at it, he is not an S-class male!

"S-level males are very important to us, so I came here in person. There are some things I hope I can explain clearly to you, Xiongzi Cheng Chaoci." Bai Jiawen seemed to be sure that Cheng Chaoci would be S-level, and said quite serious.

The eyes of the other bugs also focused on Cheng Chaoci.

Cheng Chaoci: "...." He is still in a daze, why is he at S rank?Who is S rank?he?It doesn't exist, it's impossible, his former teacher with bad grades wanted to knock his head open to see if it contained water.

He can be called S rank, so is Bai Jun an SSR?The super rare kind.

How could it be S-rank: "Well, I think, is there some misunderstanding about this S-rank?"

Bai Jiawen didn't explain much to him, but directly said: "If there is any misunderstanding, just test it and you will know."

Indeed, you will know after a test. Before coming here, Cheng Chaoci asked Xiao Ji what his test was like. Xiao Ji said that it was a virtual battle. At that time, he felt that his strength seemed to be developed to the maximum. It feels great to punch one, but the point is that it is completely painless.

The tests for males and females are definitely different, but since they are all males, painless is definitely still painless. It doesn’t make sense to set up difficult levels for males based on the degree of eccentricity of Zerg towards males, right?

But this time Cheng Chaoci was wrong.

After entering the test cabin, everything was fine, but when Bai Jiawen pressed the start button, the picture in front of him changed. It seemed to be a blank room, and there were still many bugs in the room, and they did not move.

And a sharp pain seemed to penetrate his brain, as if countless things were crowded there and stuck.Cheng Chaoci covered his head, his body was trembling, and he was sweating, but he couldn't make a sound.

damn it!Is the male test so anti-Zerg!

Cheng Chaoci felt that his head was being stuffed and torn apart. It seemed that after a while, his head would explode due to the overfilling, turning into a pool of brain mud.

He misunderstood the Zerg test. Generally, the male test really doesn't feel any pain.

Outside the hatch, the steps on the translucent panel are climbing.The climbing speed is extremely fast, climbing from E to A almost instantly.

"Xiao Ci!" Wei Zhuo noticed that Cheng Chaoci's state in the test cabin was very wrong, and he was a little anxious, but was stopped by Bai Jiawen: "Calm down, you are an S-level female, your test back then should not be easy. No There will be danger."

There will be no danger, but it is impossible for Chong not to worry about this state. The Chong who followed Cheng Chaoci are all staring at Cheng Chaoci's state closely, and Cheng Chaoci's face is too pale at the moment.

As for Cheng Chaoci, he feels that he is in a very mysterious state now, his head is about to explode with pain, and what comes with it is a crazy influx of memories, including everything in this life in his previous life, even when he was in elementary school in his previous life. When he was bored, he drew a pig's head on the lower right corner of the test paper. He can tell what that pig's head looks like now.

The teacher who originally ignored the lectures in class because of sneaky drawing seems to be able to clearly recall every detail, what the students in the classroom were doing at that time, and even a few small flying insects flew outside the window. Those small flying insects He had seen it in another popular science book, although he had just flipped through it roughly, and didn't pay attention at all at the time.

Now Cheng Chaoci knew their names.

This feeling is not the same as hyperamnesia, he will not be confused by his own memory because of this, his brain seems to become a high-intensity processor, no matter how complicated and chaotic things It can be handled in an orderly manner. He can call up any memory he wants, and he can let those memories be temporarily put away if he doesn't want anything.

At a certain moment, the swelling pain in the brain disappeared, and the strange energy seemed to find an outlet to flow into his whole body from one point.

Cheng Chaoci blinked in bewilderment. He felt that his brain was suddenly opened up. Everything around him, whether it was buildings or insects, had an accurate structure in his mind, that's right. , is the exact structure, through the outer skin, to see through the essence, he seems to be able to glimpse the essence of an item through some very, very small details.

At the same time, he also remembered, fuck, he said before that he wanted to touch Wei Zhuo's chest, but he forgot!Why do you forget such an important thing? !

... Gan, a little angry.

The value on the translucent panel outside directly soared to S, and all the insects lost their words when they looked at this data.Even Lu Yue and Bai Jiawen were mentally prepared from the beginning.

The door of the test cabin opened, and Cheng Chaoci walked out leaning on the wall as if he was prostrated. The feeling that his spirit had been developed to the limit disappeared with the end of the test, but Cheng Chaoci estimated that when his pheromones were fully awakened, Once full adulthood has arrived, he will probably remain that way for the rest of his life.

To be honest, I don’t feel very good. I even remembered the disgusted eyes of people around me when I yelled that I was Two-dimensional every day during my second year of middle school. Although those memories gradually faded as I walked out, but The shame is still there!

Relying on being an S-rank female insect, Wei Zhuo rushed to support Cheng Chaoci before all the young insects with great speed.Cheng Chaoci is actually not weak enough but needs insect support, but since Wei Zhuo is here, he will not foolishly say that there is nothing to do at this time.

Instead, he leaned against Wei Zhuo's arms: "How is the test result?"

"You are an S-class male. The existence with the highest level of danger among the Zerg." Bai Jiawen's eyes fell on Cheng Chaoci with a serious expression.

WTF?Cheng Chaoci was a little confused: "Are you sure you are talking about me? Not Brother Wei?" Cheng Chaoci pointed to Wei Zhuo beside him.No matter how threatening the male insect is, it can't compare to the female insect!Wei Zhuo can dismantle ordinary mechs with bare hands!Monster-like stamina!

Bai Jiawen put away the translucent panel, and the expression on his face became more serious: "I want to talk to you alone, is that okay?"

Cheng Chaoci looked at Wei Zhuo who was at the side, and Wei Zhuo frowned closely.

"Since Xiao Cheng has confirmed that he is an S-class male, there are some things he should know." Lu Yue's expression didn't look very good, as if Cheng Chaoci's S-class male is not something that makes him too happy .

Cheng Chaoci swallowed his saliva, looked back at the insects who followed him, and felt very disturbed, but he followed the president obediently.

Bai Jiawen took him to the next room, and after closing the door, he said directly: "At the end."

"what?"

"What did you remember at the end of the test?" Bai Jiawen's tone was particularly serious.

Seeing that Cheng Chaoci didn't seem to want to talk about it, Bai Jiawen's heart skipped a beat. This man has been on Garbage Star for too long, and he still can't forget some bad memories: "This is very important! Please be sure to clarify tell me."

He has always addressed Cheng Chaoci as you, which made Cheng Chaoci quite uncomfortable. In fact, it’s okay to say it, after all, he has a sexual appetite and a worm’s nature: "I, I think, I haven’t touched it yet. Cough, Brother Wei, oh no, Lieutenant Colonel Wei's pectoral muscles are a little bit regrettable." Actually, there are more than a little bit.At that time, in the final stage of testing, this regret seemed to be magnified.

Bai Jiawen: "..." For some reason, the reassurance and reassurance he racked his brains just got stuck in his throat, and he couldn't get up or down.

Seeing Cheng Chaoci blushing and scratching his head in embarrassment, Bai Jiawen could only force out a sentence: "It's pretty good."

"Ah? Really?" What's so good about this kind of desire?

"Very healthy, much more normal than those S-class males in the past." Bai Jiawen let out a long breath, reached out and patted Cheng Chaoci's shoulder, "Keep it up."

keep what?Want to keep your pecs yearning?Cheng Chaoci choked speechlessly: "I am normal? Then how weird are they?"

Bai Jiawen let out a long sigh: "I want to completely exterminate the female insects, this kind of thing."

Cheng Chaoci was startled, and his eyes widened in disbelief: "What the hell?!"

"To be honest, every few hundred years, an S-class male will emerge. The probability is very low, and even fewer survive the awakening period. After all, S-class males have a mortality rate of 80.00%."

"How much?! 80.00%!" Cheng Chaoci suddenly felt that his future was unpredictable. Such a high death rate was even higher than the death rate when Wei Zhuo took him to the battlefield. After all, the latter had an S-level female protection .

"That's right, if you can't bear the pressure, your brain will explode, but you don't need to worry. Aren't you dating that S-rank female? He will help you manage it, and nothing will happen." Bai Jiawen continued, "Then A few S-class males, except for the two who have devoted themselves to politics and scientific research in a serious manner, the rest have gone to take revenge on society."

"The first recorded S-class male insect directly changed the structure of the Zerg race." Bai Jiawen closed his eyes, seeming a little tired, "It changed the Zerg society from female-dominated to male-dominated, and even directly eliminated the females." Worms are defined as slaves."

"What did he do?" What Bai Jiawen said was something that Cheng Chaoci had never understood, and it was not in the textbook.

"He created hot weapons in the era of cold weapons. Although they are far from the current weapons, they are indeed enough to deal with the insects at that time. And no matter how the female body develops, the body alone cannot resist the bullets. attacking."

"The direction of female evolution is physical strength, and the direction of male evolution is brain. As the strongest male at the time, he created guns to deal with females, and organized the oppressed males to fight against females. Worm, in just a few decades, they even produced the first-generation pink armored vehicles."

Cheng Chaoci understands, it's like a weak chicken driving a tank confronts a martial arts master, no matter how powerful the martial arts master is, he can't unload the tank, but the tank can easily run over it, and can even fire a cannon, how can this be? beat?This is impossible to fight!

At this moment, Cheng Chaoci suddenly realized what science is the primary productive force.In fact, it was the same in the previous life. Didn’t the powerful nomads in the ancient times wither after the emergence of hot weapons in the previous life?

"The male son's worm was not very lucky. It is said that he was carved on his face by other worms. At that time, there was no such thing as a healing chamber. He bore that kind of shameful scar all his life." Bai Jiawen said. , "That was the first major change of the Zerg, and it was also the beginning of the Zerg's journey to dominate the universe."

"In fact, the research on A-level males is enough to support the Zerg race, but every time an S-level male appears, it will be an earth-shaking change that will cause a big shock." Having said that, Bai Jiawen looked at Cheng Chaoci: "Due to the influence of memory when they awaken or test their aptitude, they will more or less have an unwilling past, and this past will have a great impact on them later. Cough, I have never seen someone like you. "

Bai Jiawen didn't make it clear, but Cheng Chaoci already made it clear.

I haven't seen it, but it's a pity that I didn't touch my chest, right?

Cheng Chaoci lost his expression, feeling that he was also an S-rank male, and compared with those seniors, he lost a lot of prestige.

But there is no way, he was born as a worm, that's all he can do.