Insectoids: The Job of the Males

"Are you so afraid of me?" Jin Yue sat opposite Cheng Chaoci, looking at Cheng Chaoci across a table of food.

"Abduction and trafficking of males will go to court." After Cheng Chaoci finished speaking, he suddenly remembered what Wei Zhuo had told him before, that Jin Yue had done a lot of death penalty, and it was enough to die hundreds of times. A topic came up, "I'm here to pick up Major Wei, if he doesn't see me, he will come looking for bugs."

Hearing this, Jin Yue glanced at the time on his optical brain: "Isn't there still a while?"

He leaned forward, and Cheng Chaoci leaned back.

Cheng Chaoci felt that he was in danger. He knew that this bug was Jin Yue, so could he go back alive?Jin Yue is not stupid, if he puts him back, he will definitely call the police, or tell Wei Zhuo.

"What's on your mind?" Jin Yue asked seriously.

You don't know what's in your head, okay!Cheng Chaoci really wanted to refute, what kind of normal star thief is taking males in the capital's star abduction? !

Cheng Chaoci felt extremely aggrieved, as was the Trash Star before, and now the Capital Star too, why does this guy give him a feeling of lingering ghosts.Apart from being a little scared, Cheng Chaoci was also holding back his anger for no reason.

"Is there an extra in the twilight?" Jin Yue suddenly changed the subject.

Cheng Chaoci was stunned for a while before realizing that "In the Twilight" that Jin Yue said was his last short comic: "No, that's the ending."

Jin Yue's eyes widened in disbelief, his mood fluctuated greatly, and Cheng Chaoci could clearly see that his eyes had a tendency to develop into vertical pupils.

Jin Yue's eyes are blue now, and he has standard blonde hair and blue eyes.But Cheng Chaoci remembered that this guy's original eyes were golden vertical pupils.

"Why are you such a worm?!" Jin Yue condemned Cheng Chaoci, although Cheng Chaoci didn't know that this bastard had kidnapped him for the second time in an open and honest manner, so where did he come to condemn himself.

But Jin Yue is a bug with problematic brain logic: "I don't accept it!"

"I don't care if you accept it or not." Cheng Chaoci stiffened at this moment, "The original ending cannot be changed, this is the bottom line!" In his previous life, he had had enough of the wise demands made by the wise Party A.

"Fuck, I see, are you the fucking star thief who put a bounty on me in the comment area?" It was aggrieved to be kidnapped, but he was taken away on the way to a date, and it was fine to threaten him , now you still have the face to tell yourself that you don't accept the ending of the manga?

Where did this self righteous bastard come from?

This time it was Jin Yue's turn to lean back. Jin Yue shrank his neck and watched Cheng Chaoci who suddenly burst out inexplicably.Blinked twice.

He was frightened, but the most obvious thing was that his eyes had completely changed back.

Cheng Chaoci was even less afraid of Jin Yue's reaction: "You're offering a reward, right?"

"No, it's not me." Jin Yuezhen had never offered a reward, so he offered a lot of rewards to change the ending, but it was returned later.

"Kidnapped by the capital star? Where do you want to kidnap me?" Cheng Chaoci stood up while supporting the table. Although he was not as big as Jin Yue, he could still look down on Jin Yue.

"I didn't want to kidnap." Although I did have this idea before, didn't I put away that idea later?He just thought it was fun, and wanted to come over to scare Cheng Chaoci, "I thought about it before."

"You want to kill me, don't you?" Cheng Chaoci showed a not-so-kind smile.

"Ah?" Jin Yue was stunned, Cheng Chaoci raised his voice: "Speak!!"

"No." Jin Yue's mind is a little bit overwhelmed now, and he doesn't quite understand how it became like this.

"Who is the clown? You are the fucking clown." Cheng Chaoci walked over, and under Jin Yue's unbelievable gaze, he slapped the back of Jin Yue's head, and his golden and hairy head was slapped crookedly. .

Cheng Chaoci sneered and walked out.

Jin Yue waited for a long time before he came back to his senses as if waking up from a dream: "He hit me??!"

Cheng Chaoci, who was going out, called Wei Zhuo immediately, and said the moment the other party connected: "Help, help, help! Jin Yue is here!!"

The initial outburst was indeed unstoppable, but not later.The main reason was that that guy Jin Yue was actually cowardly, so he just followed the trend and looked for an opportunity to run out.

Cheng Chaoci sent his location to Wei Zhuo, and it was at this time that Jin Yue came out.

After meeting Jin Yue's eyes, Cheng Chaoci warned: "I advise you to stop thinking about me now, and find a way to run away by yourself."

Jin Yue stared at him sullenly for a while, and then said: "You can be excluded from my plan." This was unclear.

"Ah?" Cheng Chaoci was stunned for a moment, "What plan?"

"It has nothing to do with you." Jin Yue threw the drink in his hand to Cheng Chaoci, "This is just a promise."

Cheng Chaoci caught the drink bottle subconsciously, but he didn't open it to drink, mainly because he didn't know if there was anything weird in it.

Jin Yue left, before Wei Zhuo arrived.The things he wanted to buy were bought a few days ago, but now that the military has been alarmed, it will be too late if he doesn't leave.

When Wei Zhuo arrived, he checked Cheng Chaoci up and down nervously. After confirming that there was no trauma, he took him to the treatment room, and after confirming that there was no strange thing in his body, Wei Zhuo grew out. Take a breath.

Cheng Chaoci told Wei Zhuo the whole conversation, and then asked, "Do you understand the plan he said?"

"I don't know the details, but recently the big star bandits seem to have the intention of cooperating." Wei Zhuo helped Cheng Chaoci get dressed again, "Recently, the front line is also under martial law, and the star bandits seem to be harassing the border guards more. "

Moreover, Jin Yue would actually appear on the heavily guarded capital star, and it seemed that the army's bugs in the capital star were not completely clean.

The power of the star bandits has developed more and more rapidly in the past few hundred years, but because they are extremely scattered and their main bases are not stable, they have not been able to be completely wiped out, and the cooperation between the star bandits this time is very important for the Zerg race. Dangerous, but also an opportunity.

As for the opportunity to wipe out the star robbers, but at this time, we have to guard against other races that may attack the Zerg.

"Jin Yue's brain is a bit stupid, but he is very talented in combat command and deployment." Wei Zhuo sighed helplessly, "When he was in the military academy, his overall score was first."

"Military school students?" Cheng Chaoci did not expect this. The main reason is that Jin Yue's behavior does not have any shadow of being from a military school.

"Yes, before he took action against his male father and male son brother, he was a military female reserve, and you will know what happened afterwards." Wei Zhuo walked back with Cheng Chaoci, "It seems that his previous personality was not like this, It should be that he was injured when he was hunted down, and his brain went wrong, and then his personality changed a lot."

Jin Yue is seven years older than Wei Zhuo, but as the first in the past, and a rare S-rank female of the Zerg, they still have an intersection.

Jin Yue used to be very well-behaved and didn't like to laugh.Although he has a straight face, he is a good bug. If you ask him something, he can explain it patiently.

Coupled with the relatively rare blond hair and pure golden vertical pupils, it seemed that one or two males were interested in him at that time.

Later, after attacking his male father and brother, he became a little cynical, but he still didn't like to talk very much, he liked to laugh, and the whole worm was gloomy.

Then one time he narrowly escaped a big explosion, no one knows how he escaped, but he was pretty badly wounded then.The subordinate of the Golden Lion Group seemed to want to usurp the throne, but in the end the subordinate died and Jin Yue won.

Afterwards, Jin Yue became like this ghost, very flamboyant, and he liked to laugh even though the meaning of that smile was not very good.And the original emotional intelligence was completely lost, and it was even more desperate.

Last time he escaped from prison, he just hid the bomb in his mouth. Do normal bugs hide such things in their mouths?

"He is a very dangerous bug." Wei Zhuo said, "This is my dereliction of duty."

"No, no, what does it have to do with you? I met him before and forgot to tell you." Cheng Chaoci thought for a while, "Then will he hate me because I frightened the back of his head?"

"...you slapped him on the back of the head?"

"Yes, I was anxious to come out at that time, seeing that he was frightened, I gave him a slap on the back of the head when he came out." The effect was good, anyway, he followed after he ran out for a while.

"It should be fine." If that guy Jin Yue really cared about it, he might have done it regardless.

Wei Zhuo's eyes fell on Cheng Chaoci from the beginning to the end.

Wei Zhuo was very scared when he received the call, and he couldn't even care about his anger towards Jin Yue.

The fear and tension haven't faded yet, and there seems to be something in the blood that has been suppressed for a long time to break through the restraint.What would happen if that lunatic Jin Yue really shot Cheng Chaoci at that time?

Wei Zhuo estimated that he would chase them all the way to the base of the Golden Lion Star Pirates. Any orders from superiors, and any observance of discipline are all farts.

If he really did this, he would probably be besieged by star thieves, and there is a high probability that he will not be able to come back in the end.

If you don't come back, you won't come back, something really happened to Cheng Chaoci.Then it's meaningless to live 200 years in a pale and boring way.

In the past 20 years, I lived in a muddleheaded way, and finally dug out a big treasure in the garbage star. Finally, my worm life seemed to be lit up, and every day seemed to become more interesting, and it became something I looked forward to.

What if one day the treasure he picked up was destroyed by bugs?

Then everyone should stop living, anyway, it's the same thing if you live again.

As an adult military female, Wei Zhuo certainly knew what his thoughts at that time meant.Unknowingly, no, not unknowingly, Wei Zhuo clearly felt that Cheng Chaoci's position in his heart was getting bigger and bigger, and even some corners and corners were crowded.

Wei Zhuo didn't know what Cheng Chaoci was to him, he only knew that he was really important.It is so important that it vaguely surpasses the rules made in Wei Zhuo's mind.

"It's fine if you don't bother me, I'm having a good time anyway." Cheng Chaoci smiled happily. In fact, if conditions permit, he would like to beat up that golden retriever, but his physical fitness can't keep up, so he can only forget it .

"Actually, if it weren't for Major Wei, I wouldn't be able to get up. After all, that Jin Yue looks quite jealous of you." Cheng Chaoci turned to look at Wei Zhuo, but found that Wei Zhuo was staring at him in a daze, "What's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing." Just wondering why Xiao Xiongzi's smile is so good-looking?It was so good that even the uneasy emotions in his heart were appeased.

At this moment, a military female who has never understood romance suddenly said, "I, can I take a photo with you?" If you want to keep the male son's photo in your optical brain, it is best to set it as a wallpaper.

"Yes." Cheng Chaoci didn't care, but when Wei Zhuo asked, he realized that he and Wei Zhuo didn't have a photo together at all.

I didn't choose the scene carefully, so the two worms stood together, looked at the optical brain camera, and took a picture.

The effect, probably because it was shot by Wei Zhuo, is not very good.

Cheng Chaoci smiled like a villain, oh, this may have something to do with his own temperament, but Wei Zhuo's skills also have a great bonus.

As for Wei Zhuo himself, he is also smiling, but that kind of smile is very similar to... how to describe it.It is probably the kind of forced and false smile that was taken out by parents to take pictures when they were young, and the parents asked to laugh, and then squeezed out.

Cheng Chaoci felt that Wei Zhuo's occasional smile was particularly beautiful, bright and sharp.But when taking pictures, I was obviously nervous. I wanted to smile nicely, but I had no experience.

But Wei Zhuo liked this photo very much, Cheng Chaoci watched Wei Zhuo secretly poking and setting this picture as wallpaper, and couldn't help but said: "Let's take another one."

There is really no tenderness in this picture. It feels like a pervert has kidnapped an innocent road bug. He took a photo and planned to send it back to threaten the road bug's family bug, and forced the road bug to laugh.

The pervert is Cheng Chaoci, and the innocent road bug is Wei Zhuo, although in terms of body size, this possibility is extremely slim.

"Don't bother Xiongzi anymore." Wei Zhuo is very savvy, he is already very happy that Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi can accompany him to take pictures, he doesn't expect more, and Wei Zhuo thinks this one is quite good.

"... Let's do it." Cheng Chaoci looked at Wei Zhuo and enlarged the photo a little bit, oh, enlarged Cheng Chaoci's face, feeling, ahem, very subtle.It's a shame, but a little fun nonetheless.

The psychological shadow of being captured by Jin Yue was once again diluted.

"Xiongzi, have you eaten yet?" Wei Zhuo asked suddenly, carefully putting away his optical brain.

"No." Jin Yue ordered a whole table of dishes, but Cheng Chaoci was so heartless that he was taken away and ate as if nothing had happened.

"What do you want to eat?" Wei Zhuo asked, "I'll make it for you."

"You know how to cook?!" Cheng Chaoci couldn't believe it, and then he thought, yes, cooking food is indeed the job of females in this world.

Wei Zhuo looked at Cheng Chaoci nervously, as if he was a little worried that Cheng Chaoci would not agree, after all, it was a bit out of line to invite male worms to his home.

But now he is taking Xiongzi outside to eat, so he is not at ease.It's not that there are star robbers in the restaurant, but Wei Zhuo is now inexplicably against Cheng Chaoci's eating out.

I always feel that I will often encounter some strange bugs when I am outside.

Of course Cheng Chaoci would not have any objections, he hadn't visited the place where Wei Zhuo lived, why didn't he go if he had the chance?

After that, Cheng Chao happily followed Wei Zhuo to the place where Wei Zhuo lived now.

The place where he lives now is not much different from the villa given to Cheng Chaoci, and Wei Zhuo is not yet romantic enough to hang some commemorative things at home, but he seems to have something to hang now.

"I want to print the photo of Xiongzi and me on the wall, that wall." Wei Zhuo pointed at the location that can be seen when he opens the door, and he can see it clearly if the door is not closed at ordinary times.

"No! Wait! I don't agree with this!" Cheng Chaoci flatly refused, which is too shameful!The shame is so great that if Cheng Chaoci is really printed, he probably won't want to come to this place again in the future.

Wei Zhuo was instantly depressed, but he also knew that the relationship between him and Xiongzi had not been fully determined, so the blatant photo of Yin Xiongzi was indeed abrupt.

As for whether it was because I took bad pictures of Xiongzi that Xiongzi didn't want to hang up, how could this be possible?Xiongzi looks good no matter how he shoots.

Wei Zhuo asked Cheng Chaoci to wait on the sofa for a while and cook by himself.

Not long after Cheng Chaoci sat on the sofa, he received a message from Zhou Luoluo.

[Zhou Luoluo: How is the progress of the script? 】

[Cheng Chaoci: I was captured by Jin Yue just now, I escaped not long ago, and now I am at Major Wei's house. 】

[Zhou Luoluo:? ! ! ! !Has that bastard been caught yet? 】

【Cheng Chaoci: No...】

Zhou Luoluo sent Cheng Chaoci a hundred and eighty precautions, and did not mention the script again.

Well, you can dove today.

Cheng Chaoci simply lay on the sofa, looking at the pretense around him, thinking a lot.

This house is too big, and it would feel very lonely to live in one worm. It would be no problem to add another one, such as him.

In fact, Cheng Chaoci himself can cook. He was widowed in his previous life, so his cooking skills are not good, but he knows basic home cooking.

So he can earn money and share the family property. Where can I find such a good male?Don't miss it when you pass by, except for the game dishes, everything else is good.

I was thinking wildly in my mind, but was interrupted by a scent.

Cheng Chaoci's stomach snored loudly, he was hungry, suddenly very hungry.

A carp stood up straight, and Cheng Chaoci sniffed it: "It smells so good!" How could it be so fragrant? !What the hell is Major Wei doing? !

After Wei Zhuo brought the food and Cheng Chaoci tasted it, he realized that he was wrong.

Help Wei Zhuo?Heh, where did I have the face to say such brazen words?With Wei Zhuo's level, he can make money by opening a restaurant without being a military female.

As the old saying goes, if you want to grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach.Cheng Chaoci originally thought that after finding out Wei Zhuo's preferences, he would show his hand and hold Wei Zhuo more tightly, but before he showed his hand, Wei Zhuo grabbed him first.

Wei Zhuo looked at Cheng Chaoci with a heavy face, and ate very fast, not sure whether he liked it or not.

Until Cheng Chaoci was full, he touched his stomach with one hand, and couldn't help but sigh: "Where is someone like you? You can fight wars, cook so delicious, and you look good. God is too harsh on other insects." Fair enough."

Wei Zhuo couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he heard it. As an S-rank military female, he has been praised quite a lot, but there has never been a time like this, which made him happy from the inside out.

Wei Zhuo looked at Cheng Chaoci's satiated appearance after eating and drinking, and looked very happy and at ease.He felt that his heartbeat seemed to be affected by Cheng Chaoci's satisfied expression.

Especially when Cheng Chaoci looked over.

A strange throbbing seemed to spread from the heart to the whole body, Wei Zhuo stiffened his body, and then Cheng Chaoci smiled at him.

Wei Zhuo felt that his heartbeat seemed to be stagnant, as if he had added a delay function, and the smile at this moment was stretched very long on his side.

"Do you have to have the starry sky, the sea, and the romantic blue butterfly to like a worm?" Wei Zhuo asked suddenly.

He didn't have an accurate concept of liking this kind of thing, and subconsciously felt that Cheng Chaoci knew a lot better than himself, such as the cartoon drawn by Cheng Chaoci, the one that made Meng Yuele scream "I can" .

Such a beauty, such a perfect time, it seems that falling in love with a bug has become so natural.

After all, that's called "romantic."

Cheng Chaoci thought that Wei Zhuo was talking about his comics, so he slowed down and explained: "Not necessarily, it could be the sunset, the morning light, or the brilliant galaxy of the universe?" As for the fantasy of love, after all, everyone hopes that their love will be linked to romance and some special scenes.

Is it possible that there is no starry sky, no universe, no sea, no blue butterfly, and even no sunrise and sunset, which cannot be linked to romance.

It's just that after eating normally, looking at a worm, I suddenly have an impulse of "I wish I could live with him for the rest of my life." What about this impulse?

Does this count as liking?

Wei Zhuo didn't ask, because he told him in his heart that this is, if it's not like, then what is it?

And this impulse intensified as he thought deeply.

"Major Wei, can I come to your place for dinner in the future?" Cheng Chaoci really likes Wei Zhuo's craftsmanship, or he likes everything about Wei Zhuo, "Do it when you have time, busy You don’t need to talk to me, I’m well fed.”

"Yes, you can tell me in advance what you want to eat." Wei Zhuo thought for a while, is it because Xiongzi likes to eat his own food so much because the food he usually eats is not very tasty: "Or I can cook for Xiongzi every morning ?”

"Don't, don't, don't delay work!" Although Cheng Chaoci himself was confident in delaying his painting because of love, he persuaded Wei Zhuo in the same way, "You need adequate rest, and your body is important."

Does the body matter?Wei Zhuo felt his heart beat faster: "Then, that's fine."

That night, Wei Zhuo called his grandfather: "I seem to like a male."

The marshal who thought his grandson would be single and guard the border for the Zerg for the rest of his life: "..."

His first reaction was to make a joke, but the probability of his grandson learning to make a joke is not much higher than the probability that he likes males.

"I want to be his queen."

Marshal: "...Oh, okay."