Insectoids: The Job of the Males

The deadline for the first round of love comics happened to be Cheng Chaoci's 17th birthday.Cheng Chaoci had already forgotten about this matter, Cheng Jin had asked for leave the day before to come back to see him, Cheng Chaoci remembered that there was such a thing.

Cheng Jin returned to the army, but due to the particularity of his original resignation and the fact that he concealed the identity of the male son, although all this is for the safety of the male son and can be properly understood, the overall situation is still in a stage of making up for the past.

Therefore, the task assigned was not easy. Not long ago, Cheng Jin followed the troops to explore new galaxies.

Asking for leave this time is also more troublesome, but after all, Cheng Jin's family situation is special, and there is a single-parent male son in the family, so he was granted leave.

In fact, Cheng Jin's previously frozen real estate has been returned, but Cheng Jin is afraid of being noticed by the female gentleman just to live in it so blatantly.And Wei Zhuo also felt that it was safer for Cheng Chaoci to live in his place. After all, he was an S-rank female, and there was a marshal grandfather behind him, so there was no one who didn't have eyes to provoke him here.

Zerg birthdays are not happy to eat cakes, and cakes are not something related to birthdays in Zerg.Zerg doesn't have that romance.

But Cheng Jin still brought a cake, this is his habit left over from the Garbage Star.

When they met again, Cheng Chaoci found that his father and mother had lost some weight, but the whole worm was more energetic. It was the type that no worm would dare to approach with a straight face.

No insects here dare to approach, referring to the Zhou family brothers.Zhou Xiaobao himself is socially phobic, and seeing his friend's female father is a very difficult challenge for him, so Zhou Xiaobao painted and saw Cheng Jin coming, the whole worm lost its soul in an instant, and only weakly said to Cheng Jin Said: "Hello, Uncle."

Zhou Luoluo is different, Zhou Luoluo once let Cheng Jin follow her with true feelings, although it was just a momentary thought.It also blurted out subconsciously, but the embarrassment is real.It was so embarrassing that Zhou Luoluo felt something wrong when he saw Cheng Jin.

But this is just the embarrassment of a worm falling around, no adult female worm would argue with an underage male worm, Cheng Jin forgot about the original trivial matter.

This time Cheng Chaoci's birthday, only Cheng Jin was present.Wei Zhuo and Meng Yuele went on a mission, Xiao Ji and He Huaijian were studying, as for Sun Wushe and Teacher Xiao, they didn't know Cheng Chaoci's birthday, and they probably wouldn't be interested in it.

However, as Cheng Chaoci, who had no concept of birthdays in his previous life, it was a surprise for Cheng Jin to be able to ask for leave and come back at this time.

And isn't there two friends who are about the same age with you?Although one of the two trembled more than the other.

Fortunately, the cake Cheng Jin bought was quite big, enough for three little males.

At the dinner table, Zhou Luoluo and Zhou Xiaobao were a little cautious, Zhou Xiaobao was very upset, he felt that he should say something, otherwise, if Cheng Chaoci's female father felt that he was impolite, why would he not let Cheng Chaoci paint with him? manage?

So, even for the sake of comics, I have to take this step.

So Zhou Xiaobao, who was looking for a topic, said: "Cousin, you don't have to be broken in love. In fact, Uncle Cheng's type is your reason!"

His mouth was covered by his good cousin Zhou Luoluo.Zhou Xiaobao is very innocent, he remembers that his cousin likes this type, he is tall and handsome, Zhou Luoluo often says that he is looking for this type.

Isn't it a compliment to tell a female that there are males who like you?

Zhou Xiaobao obviously didn't understand that such words were a compliment to unmarried females.And for married females.Especially my friend's female father, it has two completely different meanings.Such so-called compliments seem frivolous, but there is always a sense that Zhou Luoluo intends to become Cheng Chaoci's father.

That was terrible, Zhou Xiaobao couldn't imagine, he always felt that he would be killed by Cheng Chaoci on his first day on the job.

Cheng Jin only listened to this kind of joke among children, and would not take it seriously. After laughing, Cheng Jin looked at Cheng Chaoci.

This is the worm cub he raised with his own hands. It has been 17 years since he was born from the egg.

In the future, Xiaoci will grow up and find a Cijun who suits her.Cheng Jin is familiar with his cubs, and knows that Cheng Chaoci will most likely not find any female servants or female slaves.

And the female monarch's choice is probably what she likes, not any interest or material preference.

Cheng Jin didn't want to interfere too much with Cheng Chaoci's life.

Although at first Cheng Jin thought that Cheng Chaoci and Wei Zhuo would get together.After all, both insects are excellent.Although Wei Zhuo seems to be unimpressed with male worms because of his male father, Cheng Jin still feels that Wei Zhuo treats Cheng Chaoci differently.

Even the eyes that looked at Cheng Chaoci were so gentle. You must know that Major Wei in the army is notoriously ruthless.

But now Cheng Jin really didn't understand the specifics of the two worms. If he wasn't by Cheng Chaoci's side for such a long time, it was hard to say whether the two worms would develop or not.

But if the object is really Wei Zhuo, Cheng Jin can rest assured.After all, Wei Zhuo has the confidence and strength to protect Cheng Chaoci.

"The female father? What are you looking at?" After distributing the cake to the Zhou brothers, Cheng Chaoci turned his head and found that his female father was looking at him.

"No, I just feel that time is passing too fast." It's so fast that I don't know how to adapt.

If it wasn't for Cheng Chaoci's birth back then, Cheng Jin wouldn't have chosen a relatively safe job on Garbage Star.

In that case, maybe they have joined the Star Pirates by now, or died.

But after having his own cub, everything will be different. It is no exaggeration to say that the birth of Cheng Chaoci has given him a new spiritual pillar, and it is the reason for him to live well.

"Yeah, time flies too fast." Not long ago, he was still worrying about money on Junk Star, but now he even has male friends from Capital Star, "It will get better and better in the future."

Cheng Jin laughed: "Well, the better." He reached out and touched the soft hair on the top of his son's head.Zhou Luoluo looked on with envy.

"Can I touch your head?" Zhou Luoluo asked tentatively, Cheng Chaoci gave him a look, cold and heartless: "You try?"

Zhou Luoluo really ignored Cheng Chaoci's warning and tried it out, um, it's very soft!

In the end, Zhou Luoluo was pressed down on the table by Cheng Chaoci, rubbing her head frantically.

Xiao Ji and He Huaijian who couldn't come over also called.

"Xiaoci, I will give you a big gift on your adult birthday." He Huaijian promised quite seriously. He also wanted to tell Cheng Chaoci about his recent study progress, but Xiao Jun took the conversation away. Xiao Jun, let's go. Talked a bunch of useless nonsense.

However, Cheng Chaoci liked to listen to it, Xiao talked a lot, and it was so long since I heard it, but I still have an inexplicable sense of nostalgia.

Zhou Luoluo and Zhou Xiaobao watched from the sidelines with a hint of envy.

With this envy, Zhou Luoluo sent a message to her female brother, saying that I miss you.

The other party replied quickly [Second Brother: No money?Father Xiong scolded you again? 】

... Zhou Luoluo closed the dialog box expressionlessly. Sure enough, some things did not belong to him.He should continue to be his lonely male insect.

……

"You mean the name Tie Zhu?" A certain blond male insect opened his eyes slightly, looking at Lu Shuo in front of him.

"Yes! Xiao Tiezhu, is it possible for you males to be their real names?" Lu Shuo asked quietly on the way to work, and the male who was asked by him was actually wearing the same black suit with a strap on his chest. Coat of arms of parliament.

"What? I seem to have heard Tie Zhu?" Not far away, another male congressman came over, "Old Qian, you can't do it, you actually have sex with your colleagues?"

Near them, more congressmen are not females, but males.At first glance, it seems that this society has become more male than female.

"I'm fucking yellow." The blond male swayed his arms, but then changed his expression, smiling and said to the male colleague who came over: "Let me tell you a joke, there is a male named Xiao Tiezhu."

"Hahahahahahaha!" The two males laughed loudly, which attracted more males.

Blonde male: "Hey, Xiao Tiezhu, Xiao Tiezhu."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha fuck!"

Lu Shuo looked at the group of laughing, muscle-twitching males with a blank expression: "You bloody bastards always like to break my illusions about males." As an official, Lu Shuo really wanted his elder brother to come and see these bastard males.

"That's not as good as Xiao Tiezhu." The blond man known as Lao Qian retorted, "Okay, okay, you were talking about the author called Hidden Thunder in the Crotch, right?"

"Yes! I met him. He might be me... Forget it, you don't need to know. In short, he said his name is Xiao Tiezhu. Do you think this may be his real name?"

"It's absolutely impossible." Old Qian sighed, "I know his situation well, and the relationship with your family is a bit special."

The male colleague on the side nodded, "Actually, we have been paying close attention to him since he came back."

"You also know that the tension between the Zerg females and males is getting more and more." There are more and more male-hating females like Jin Yue.Beneath the calm surface are countless turmoil.Excessive oppression will eventually lead to resistance and eventually backfire on itself.

If we don't solve the problem from the root, then there will be a second Jinyue and a third Jinyue will appear in the future.

"The president has always wanted to push for reforms, but this is a long-standing problem. A slight change may damage the bones and even disintegrate society. After all, the interests of the males are not only protected by the males themselves, but also by a bunch of females. Advocate." The male didn't care that he was a male when he said this.

"Cultural works are a good soft entry point. It will be much more convenient to promote some minor reforms later, although there will definitely be resistance." Lao Qian sighed and shook his head, "Young people are awesome, the superiors are very fond of that male."

The male insects on the side also responded: "Yes, and he is a male. Such an identity is like a layer of lubricating oil, so that the insects cannot completely push the male insects to the opposite of the female insects. Society always makes progress together. Well."

Lu Shuo looked at the gratified expressions of these male colleagues, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "So he may be recruited by you when he grows up? Become a workaholic like you?"

"It's up to that little boy himself. But I guess the President will go to him directly when that boy's aptitude is tested after he becomes an adult." After all, the president was so impatient.

The president of the Zerg doesn't know his appearance. In the Zerg society, it is assumed that the president is emptied by the Generalissimo of the military department, so he has no real power at all, so he just hangs an empty name. Only government workers know that is not the case.

The military department can only manage its own affairs, and the government affairs are handled by each department.And the generalissimo, heck, the 150-year-old generalissimo is the hentai of the 150-year-old president.

Zerg politics are never in the hands of females, let alone subfemale.

Males are naturally wild and conquering, and they are destined to be qualified politicians.Oh, just count the group at the top of the males.

Their physical fitness is not as good as that of females, but they play more tricks and tricks in their hearts than females and subfemale.

After the genetic test of each male, A-level males will be screened out, and then according to the wishes of the individual, family background, and whether there is any bad record.If it is finally confirmed that there is no problem, they will be thrown into a male-only school for training. After graduation, they will basically be elites.

One of the reasons why 80.00% of the hidden main politicians are males is that they are worried that some females will feel that the whole country is tightly held by males. Rebellious.

But those problems are obviously left over from generation to generation. At the beginning, the idea was good, and the male insects with weak self-protection ability were protected.Later generations passed down and became demonized instead.Today, this male protection law has existed for hundreds of years.

It has become a kind of bottomless maintenance for males.

It was as if deep dirt had accumulated.It is difficult to deal with, and it takes a lot of effort.

As for the second reason, those males didn't tell Lu Shuo.Lu Shuo didn't feel like it was a secret, but this group of males refused to open their mouths, and said in unison: "Do you know what use these can be?"

All in all, females like Lu Shuo who become civil servants are really rare among political officials, and it is true that there are more males than females in political groups.

No matter how understanding these males are, their arrogance as males is still there, and they rarely praise a certain insect together like this.

Lu Shuo was actually quite happy to hear it, but he was a little aggrieved and panicked.Don't think he didn't see it, these guys avoided telling him the real name of "Xiao Tiezhu".

Lu Shuo was very depressed. Could it be that because of the problems left over from the previous generation, he didn't even have the chance to get a real name?

He is so upright and kind, does he look like a troublemaker?ah?looks like?Lu Shuo didn't feel like it, very unlike it!

But if he really wanted to ask again, Lu Shuo was sure that his colleagues would make a big circle around him.He can't deal with these males with brains, he is just a simple female, the kind who can be fooled casually.

Now even Lu Shuo began to doubt, how did he pass the council interview in the first place?

……

In the evening, Zhou Xiaobao and Zhou Luoluo stayed with Cheng Chaoci for the night.After all, Cheng Chaoci's family environment is not complicated, there is only one female father.The Zhou family quickly agreed.

The three worms huddled together to check the manuscript for the last time.When seeing the blue butterfly flying in the picture again, the beautiful galaxy and the sea that make the insects cry, Zhou Luoluo couldn't help sobbing: "I want to fall in love too."

"I think so too." Zhou Xiaobao echoed, and finally added, "The other party had better be a reporter."

How sweet they are in the comics, how bleak the reality will make them feel.

Even Cheng Chaoci let out a long sigh.After all, Zhou Xiaobao and Zhou Luoluo have only been single for more than ten years.Cheng Chaoci has been single for more than 40 years if he counts his previous life.

The three single male worms sighed and sighed around the manga, feeling that the worms are not worth it.

Just at this moment, Cheng Chaoci's brain rang, and it was Wei Zhuo's news.

Cheng Chaoci remembered that his female father said that Wei Zhuo was on a mission in another galaxy, so he could make a phone call at this time?

Click to answer, Wei Zhuo's translucent projection appears on the optical brain.

"Happy birthday." Wei Zhuo explained the reason for making the call at the beginning, "I'm sorry I couldn't contact you at the first time, are you happy today?"

He was still wearing a combat uniform, but his face and body were quite clean. Cheng Chaoci reckoned that he wasn't going to fight against star robbers, after all, he wouldn't have a chance to call himself in that case.

"The mission is important, the mission is important, and besides, it's not a big deal." Cheng Chaoci scratched his head in embarrassment. The two males on his left and right looked at the projection, and then at Cheng Chaoci, with different expressions.

"Why are you so happy!" Zhou Luoluo booed deliberately, "He doesn't have romantic love!" He shouted loudly. The Zerg's projection originally had a protection mechanism, and it would only choose the light brain master to project, but there was no restriction on the sound.

Wei Zhuo was stunned for a moment: "Are there any other males?"

"Never mind." Cheng Chaoci stretched out his hand and patted Zhou Luoluo. Zhou Luoluo shrank back, and then laughed.

Finally, a female who has no relationship with Cheng Chaoci came.Zhou Luoluo felt that she could do it, so she made Cheng Chaoci laugh at herself!Make him feel like he can't keep up with the female!Zhou Luoluo is determined to retaliate: "I can't even see Lan Yingdie on my birthday! Where can I be happy!"

After Zhou Luoluo finished speaking, he rolled over on the spot, moving a little away from Cheng Chaoci, lest Cheng Chaoci beat him up.But the joy turned into sorrow, the little toe hit the corner of the bed, Zhou Luoluo let out a scream that was not like a bug.

Wei Zhuo heard screams, but seeing that Cheng Chaoci in the projection was not nervous, he laughed out loud, making sure that the male who only made a sound was fine, but said: "Do you want to see Lan Yingdie?"

"Ah?" Cheng Chaoci's smile stopped abruptly, but Wei Zhuo said, "Wait a minute."

The next movement was probably that Wei Zhuo was climbing a tree. From Cheng Chaoci's perspective, we could only see the undulating muscle lines of Wei Zhuo's arms.It's not too exaggerated, Wei Zhuo is not too strong, his muscles are dense and explosive.In terms of appearance alone, he looks a lot like the tall, long-legged, aggressive male models on the covers of magazines in his previous life.

You can't see it at ordinary times, but you can get a glimpse of its strength when you exert your strength.

Cheng Chaoci felt that he could see Wei Zhuo's arms for a long time, but S-level is S-level after all, and he climbed a tree soon.When climbing the tree, he put the optical brain in his hand in his mouth.When they are on missions, they are not allowed to wear anything other than military communication tools on their wrists.

The tree seemed thick and tall.Wei Zhuo patted his clothes after standing firmly on the tree branch: "I'm here to open the panorama, Xiongzi, you can turn the projection to the maximum."

The three males squatting together were dumbfounded, and the Zhou brothers all looked at Cheng Chaoci.Cheng Chaoci pretended to be calm and maximized the projection. If he ignored his three wrong presses, maybe Zhou Luoluo would really believe that this guy is very calm.

It is also under the quiet night sky, but there is no sea like in the comics, and there is a forest under the sky.From Wei Zhuo's perspective, he could roughly see the crowns of those trees.

"He won't light a torch later and then gently show you butterflies, will he?" Zhou Luoluo couldn't imagine that he knew Wei Zhuo, and the first conflict between him and Cheng Chaoci was because he belittled Wei Zhuo's appearance.Later, Zhou Luoluo also apologized seriously, but Wei Zhuo was indeed very aggressive!

If this is like the Ya female in the comics, gently letting Cheng Chaoci see this beautiful world, it will feel a bit disobedient.And: "Is there a blue butterfly here? Why can't I see it?"

While talking, Zhou Luoluo and Zhou Xiaobao came to Cheng Chaoci's side at the same time, and the three pairs of eyes stared at the screen together.

On the other side, Wei Zhuo raised his gun, and while the three worms were stunned, he fired three shots in the direction of the forest below.

The blue ying butterflies hiding in the canopy rushed out and were frightened.In an instant, so many blue ying butterflies appeared from the canopy, shocking and beautiful.

Blue Yingdie has no hearing, but is very sensitive to airflow.Wei Zhuo forcibly tossed Lan Yingdie out like a bandit.

There was a feeling of "since my worms want to see them, you all don't sleep and get out and fly."

In the comics, the sub-female as a reporter gently takes the male to see the whole universe.

In reality, because of a joke, the S-rank military female climbed a tree with a gun and burst out all the blue butterflies.

In the comics, the sub-female will tell Xiaoxiongzi a series of interesting things she encountered on this planet in Blue Yingdie.

If Wei Zhuo doesn't do those things, he probably won't be able to do those things either.He just said after all the blue yingdie flew out: "Happy birthday, are you in a better mood now?"

Obviously the sub-female in the comics is so gentle, but why on earth does he feel that this military female who climbs trees and shoots guns at will is more frighteningly heart-wrenching? !

ah? !Why!

This is not enough, Wei Zhuo calmly gave Cheng Chaoci a critical blow: "I don't want you to suffer because of anything, you are very important, and you are the reason for me to persevere." He didn't say what to persist.

There is a saying that Cheng Chaoci doesn't fucking care, he now feels that there is a big three-ton rhinoceros in his heart, and his hooves are bumping into his heart a few times!I can't stand it, I really can't stand it!

The ones who received the most critical blows were actually the brothers of the Zhou family. They were obviously the same last second, so why did the gap between worms and worms appear in just the blink of an eye?