Insectoids: The Job of the Males

Cai Lu regretted why he didn't dress up properly before going out today. God knows that he went to work today and took time to meet an author with his colleagues. If he was lucky, he would meet two males!This is a male insect!Live males!

Pretending to be calm in his heart, Cai Lu picked up the cup and took a sip, almost dying on the spot from being scalded by the scalding tea.He let out an exaggerated groan, and halfway through the groan, he remembered that there were still two males in front of him, so he quickly covered his mouth.

"Are you okay?" Cheng Chaoci asked with a frown when he saw that his face was blushing.

Cai Lu gave a thumbs up: "No problem, there is no problem at all, very good! Very good! My health has always been good, please rest assured Xiongzi." His voice was extremely deliberate and extraordinarily sonorous. After that, I wish I could dig a hole and bury myself.

What the hell is he talking about!Come and strike him with lightning!Destroy his worm way!Please!

Zhou Luoluo couldn't hold back anymore, and made a snort, Cai Lu wanted to die even more.

"I'm sorry." Li Jiu was the first to break the embarrassing atmosphere. Although he was a little cramped, he was much more generous and decent than Cai Lu. "You are a little different from what we imagined, a little unexpected, so..." In fact, Li Jiu only found it troublesome to face the envious and jealous eyes of many females in the restaurant.

At first he thought Cheng Chaoci was a female, and females were fine.Most of the females are quite talkative, and they will be very pleasant to cooperate with. If it is a subfemale, there will generally be a lot of troubles, and the last time the platform quarrels, it is likely that the subfemale brought it up. So females are the most preferred.

So, is there any trouble with Biya Chong?Yes, male.But males rarely sign contracts. After all, they only need to reveal their male identities, and a large number of followers will rush over.And the males don't need to make money by themselves, so they really just want to have fun.

It's not that there haven't been males signing contracts on the platform, which male editor has to be careful with those male creators?After all, as long as there is a small problem, they will make trouble. As long as they make trouble, the group of loyal females and subfemale will start to make trouble, and then the problem will be magnified.

As the male editor, the probability of resignation is extremely high.

Although the male worm in front of him seemed to be very polite, Li Jiu knew that even worms should not be judged by their appearance, especially the male worm.

In particular, the place he chose today is a barbecue restaurant where females gather together, not a place that specializes in receiving males.Males will get annoyed if they are stared at by females for a long time.

Being stared at is really annoying, but because Cheng Chaoci's aura is so fucking weird, no one came up to strike up a conversation, and Zhou Luoluo, who followed Cheng Chaoci, didn't get used to it at first, and waited for the dishes to be served. I ate it: "Wow! This tastes great! It's just a little spicy..."

"Give you water." Cai Lu swore that his voice had never been so pretentious in his life.

Zhou Luoluo looked at the water handed over, glanced sideways at Cheng Chaoci, turned around again, and said unskillfully: "Thank you, thank you." Saying thank you to Yafei is definitely a first experience, but Zhou Luoluo has already decided Be a gentle and mature male.Then the gentle and mature male was almost wiped out by the hot tea.

Seeing that the gentle and mature male is about to turn into a high-decibel screaming chicken, expressing his anger at the green-haired female, Cheng Chaoci quickly grabbed the back of the guy's neck: "It's hot, take it easy."

The screaming chicken wilted: "Oh, good."

Cai Lu apologized frantically, while Zhou Luo stammered and said nothing.Li Jiu reached out and touched the center of his brow, "I'm sorry to have caused you trouble." He felt that he was close to resigning, so he shouldn't have taken Cai Lu with him when he went out today.

"No, it's not troublesome." Cheng Chaoci silently let go of Zhou Luo's neck, "Let's talk about signing the contract. Talk while eating?"

"I hope you like it." Li Jiu glanced at Zhou Luoluo, who was unwilling to be reconciled to the side, eating the barbecue silently. Probably because of anger, the chopsticks poked the barbecue into strange shapes.

Cheng Chaoci sighed helplessly: "When will the anger go away?"

"Three and 10 minutes." Zhou Luoluo really gave an accurate timeline, which seemed that the anger was very childish and not high-end.

Cheng Chaoci smiled awkwardly at Li Jiu, and then changed the subject: "I want to know, if I am a juvenile bug, do I need my male and female father to sign the contract?"

"Are you an underage male? Are you under eighteen?" Li Jiu was a little surprised at this moment. He saw that the painting of Lei hidden in the crotch was very skillful, and he didn't feel unfamiliar at all, but the author was actually not even full?

"That's right. I've read the contract template you sent me, Editor Li, and I have no problems with recommendations and sharing. If we sign the contract according to the template, I think it's reasonable, but I think I got one." Cheng Chaoci was a little confused: "Does the contracting of minors require the consent of both male and female fathers?"

"In theory." Li Jiu nodded, "Because of the Law on the Protection of Minors, parents' signatures are required."

He was actually quite surprised that the male had no extra opinion on the terms of the contract. After all, the terms of signing A were far from being favorable.

"But I don't have a male father." Cheng Chaoci put down a thunderbolt in a calm tone, causing everyone on the table to look at him except Zhou Luoluo. The eyes of the two editors were full of disbelief besides shock.

It makes sense to say that females do not have a male father, but male sons, a precious resource, do not have a male father? !

Seeing the surprise of the two worms, Cheng Chaoci didn't explain too much, but said: "My father died when I was an egg."

God!Such a small male son has no male father!The last bit of prejudice against males in Li Jiu's heart disappeared instantly.

"Oh, of course, this special situation only needs to be reported, and we will register here. Then your female father will sign a name." Li Jiu looked at the underage little male son who lost his male father early in front of him, and thought in his heart Full of compassion.

Even Zhou Luoluo clearly felt that Li Jiu was talking more, and seeing Cheng Chaoci's eyes softened a lot.I couldn't help but mutter in my heart, if you knew that he was still on the garbage star, you would probably cry out of pain.

Afterwards, the two parties ate and talked, and the atmosphere gradually improved. Cheng Chaoci said that he did not want to expose his male identity.Because even if the fanbase grows fast, it's not for comics, it's putting the cart before the horse.

Li Jiu's impression of Cheng Chaoci was even better!If it weren't for Cheng Chaoci being a minor, Li Jiu might even order wine.

In the end, because Cheng Chaoci and Zhou Luoluo had to go home early as males, they bid farewell to the two editors.

"I forgot to ask him why he didn't update!" Cai Lu slapped his forehead on the way back, "Speaking of which, he really doesn't look like a male, and he has a different personality." How can normal males talk to sub-female like them? I like it.

"It's not very good, anyway, I never thought that I would sit with a male and have a good chat." Li Jiu chuckled, "Maybe many females like his type. "

"Don't you like it!" Cai Lu rubbed his shoulders against Li Jiu: "You don't have a hero, do you? Are you not moved?"

Li Jiu glanced at him indifferently: "He is still a child, a 16-year-old child. He hasn't reached maturity yet, so don't give me any wrong thoughts."

……

"What's wrong with my thoughts? What's the matter!" Jin Yue sat in the cockpit with his legs crossed, "Besides, how could I have thoughts about males? Didn't I just dream about it once or twice?"

"Shut up." A female in a black suit next to him couldn't help but interrupt, "I don't want to know why you pervert are interested in a 16-year-old male."

"Not interested!" Jin Yue argued loudly.

"I don't care if you are fucking interested or not! I just want to ask! Does the assassination of the leader of our Black Panther Star Thief Group have anything to do with you!" The female insect in the black suit has been enduring the urge to rush up to kill the insects.

"It has nothing to do with us! This fucking thing is definitely done by the Federation." Jin Yue stretched out his little finger and plucked his ears, "I took your boss in your lair, except for Wei Zhuo, that madman. Who has the strength to do it?!"

After yelling, he muttered again: "Tsk, where did that clown go?"

The female in the suit took a deep breath to calm down her irritable mood.Can't fight, can't fight!It hurt both sides in the fight, and there was no benefit in the Golden Lion's territory.

Jin Yue was lying on the armchair, looking at the female in a black suit who was upset about the boss's grievances: "Come on, Sun Wushe, you black-hearted and white-eyed wolf pretending to be a fart! Even if your boss is not killed by the federation, it will be too late." It will die in your hands in a year or two."

"What kind of brotherly love are you playing with me now!" Jin Yue put on boots, stepped on the seat, and leaned forward with his upper body, "You have been an undercover agent in the Federation for a long time, and you have been brainwashed with love and righteousness?"

"That's not the case." Sun Wushe changed his seriousness just now and laughed, "It's just that the boss is dead, so I came to ask as a matter of routine, and we still have to leave the cutscene."

"Get off! Get off! You have such a good relationship with Wei Zhuo, you don't know he's going on a mission?" Jin Yue turned his head and didn't want to look at him, "I guess that kid Meng Yuele was taken aback. Cut, don't you still His own brother is no match for a foreigner."

"Not really." Sun Wushe turned around, "Everyone's female father is different, I even changed my surname, how dare I call Lieutenant Wei a brother and brother?" There is a long scar on the back of his hand, which is when he left the family evidence.

Jin Yue raised his eyebrows and looked back: "You are at least luckier than him, and you didn't become one-eyed blind."

"That's right." Sun Wushe chuckled, "I haven't become a lackey of the Federation either."

……

It has been a month since Cheng Chaoci's seven-episode manga came out. By the way, he also updated the third episode of the Little Zombie King on the way.If you want to talk about feelings, it's probably like turning day and night upside down, and I don't know what year it is.Especially after Cheng Jin returned to the army, Cheng Chaoci's staying up all night became even more unscrupulous.

When he stepped out of the house and saw the sunshine, Cheng Chaoci almost shed tears: "I'm alive! I came out alive!" I haven't seen the light for a month, and I'm bored at home. Now the comics are finally finished, and I can post them tonight!It's time for him, Cheng, to come out for a walk!

Cheng Chaoci stretched, and heard a click from his waist.Well, it's the sound that needs movement!

Taking advantage of the fact that there were no bugs around, Cheng Chaoci started a set of warm-up exercises.The second set of radio gymnastics, Dancing Youth, starts now!

To be honest, I don't remember the movements anymore, Cheng Chaoci said one two three four five six seven eight, and his body moved wildly. Anyway, it's right to stretch, what he said was called BGM, and it played an atmosphere role.

Cheng Chaoci's activities are in the small yard behind the villa. The fence in the small yard is also very old-fashioned, but it is said that the defense is actually very strong. If insects break in, they will be directly burned to ashes.

Insects standing outside can easily see inside.

Unfortunately, when Cheng Chaoci was doing body turning exercises, he met a female worm watching outside, turned his head in shock, and heard a click again.

Cheng Chaoci and the female insect looked at each other, silently covered their backs, and squatted on the ground.

Hold!Screw it!

The female insect outside seemed to have just reacted, but the first reaction was to burst out laughing.