Teammates are too spoiled, what should I do?

When Chu Xingzhe saw the title, there was just a "?".

I know all the fucking characters, but why is the combination so strange.

The blogger who posted the video looked familiar. His profile picture was the back of Chu Xingzhe standing on the podium.

Chu Xingzhe has some impressions of her. This person is one of the managers of his fan support club. He is very good at editing videos. Most of his popular videos before were produced by her. She is recognized as Mrs. Scissorhands in the circle. Not a lot.

Speaking of her previous videos, the titles were neat, concise and clear, and they had a cold taste that matched Chu Xingzhe's temperament.

But this time it is...

It is said that this title was written by the editor of the UC Shock Department, and I am afraid that no one will refute it.

Look further down.

Good guy, forwarded 1.8w, commented 5000, liked 5w.

something.

With a sneer on the corner of Chu Xing's mouth, he clicked on the 4-minute video with a slightly mocking expression.

He wanted to see what tricks he could come up with.

After the video buffered for a second, the first thing that came into view was a pure black background, and then the familiar voice of his teammates from last night came from the earphones, which made his teeth itch.

He seemed to be frightened, and his voice sounded a little frightened, and he said angrily.

"Is he a pervert?!"

A line of capitalized and bold subtitles appeared in the video in time, and the author even thoughtfully put a bracket after the word "he" and noted Chu Xingzhe's name, implying that this pervert is Chu Xingzhe himself.

Chu Xingzhe's calm expression immediately cracked.

"?????????"

He was frightened and angry, and felt that his reputation had been victimized.

This was the first time Chu Xing had been called a pervert in his 20 years of living.

The video continued to play, and as the subtitles changed, there was an emotionless system reading: [What made the game teammates make such panic and shameful complaints. 】

[The story begins with a crowbar...]

As soon as the screen turned, two live broadcast windows appeared together with the game interface, one on the left and one on the right. On the left was Chu Xingzhe himself, and on the right was a strange young boy.

When Chu Xingzhe saw the man, he was obviously taken aback.

Because that face in the video looks real.

Some are too small.

That little face with round eyes looks like a minor no matter how you look at it.

Chu Xing frowned, and the little anger in his heart subsided inexplicably.

Xindao, he is really a brat.

I actually fought with a child all night.

In the video, the little anchor whose game id is tianbao should be showing his face in front of the camera for the first time. When he greeted him, he was a little nervous and his earlobes were red. He didn't know if he was shy or what. Chu Xingzhe just responded. He let out a sigh of relief.

As the parachute landed, the little anchor's original embarrassment and discomfort disappeared after landing.As we all know, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is a somatosensory game. This little anchor is obviously very involved in the play. When being chased by the enemy, he looks panicked, twisting his body to control the game characters to escape, and asking his teammates for help while running.

In the video, Chu Xingzhe, who was far away in City R, still searched for supplies with an indifferent face, picking up guns and reloading, calmly.In the pitiful calls for help from his teammates, it was cold-blooded and heartless.

Finally, under the urging of the barrage, Chu Xingzhe finally frowned, and walked towards the garage impatiently.

At this time, his teammates shrank in the corner of the school because he hadn't moved for a long time, and they didn't dare to move.

On that small face, the brows and eyes drooped.

Like an abandoned puppy.

He didn't react until Chu Xingzhe finished cleaning up the school and the enemies found him.

When he looked up, Chu Xingzhe saw him, and his eyes seemed to light up.

Then the little anchor Mei Zizi followed him to lick the bag, and called him one brother at a time. Seeing him and others steeling guns and calling him brother, seeing him falling down, he was anxious and desperate to block bullets for him.

The picture was very touching for a while.

However, at this moment, the game screen stopped abruptly, and then the system's electronic sound and subtitles appeared without any ups and downs: 【Do you think sweet love is finally here? 】

Chu Xingzhe's expression moved slightly.

He seems to have guessed the plot behind it.

Sure enough, in the second round of the 2v1v1 finals, he saw what it means to be an enemy who can beat and a teammate who can't win.

In a series of serial show operations that burned the watchtower and beat up my teammates.

When Chu Xingzhe saw him, his expression changed.

[Brothers and friends are as respectful as a passing cloud, and a good brother turns into a Jedi villain. 】

Amid the system's eloquent and strange reading voice, Chu Xingzhe in the video was full of anger, and he spoke with a serious face.

"Are you an idiot?"

"Prepare me obediently."

"are you a pig."

"Are you blind?"

"How many rounds of 98k five rounds do you want to fire?"

"Are you satisfied?"

"Dumb?"

"Man and machine are more accurate than you."

"What else can you do?"

……

In the camera, the little anchor was obviously frightened by his words, and at first he was submissive and answered cautiously.Immediately afterwards, under his series of harsh and aggressive greetings, the other party's expression gradually became unbearable. Chu Xingzhe saw that his mouth was flattened and flattened several times, and his eye sockets were red, as if he could cry in a second.

Chu Xingzhe looked puzzled, staring at the window on the right without blinking.

Only then did he feel like he was bullying a child.

Then, under the reminder of the barrage, he took his teammates who were full of grievances and dared not speak out to grab the airdrop.

[Nuclear energy warning ahead, minors evacuate quickly! ! ! 】

[Nuclear energy warning ahead, minors evacuate quickly! ! ! 】

Reminded by the exaggerated subtitles on the screen, Chu Xingzhe in the video roared that fatal line angrily in the bombing zone.

"I'm fucking asking you to lick the bottom of me!"

Immediately afterwards, the screen went black, and only the teammate who left the team urgently and was still in shock remained in the video. His face was tense and his cheeks flushed inexplicably, amidst the angry reprimand of "Is he a pervert?"

The video ends.

After Chu Xingzhe finished reading, he was silent for at least 3 minutes.

He smoked two cigarettes, and his heart beat 108 times out of control. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his teammates to lick the box under the car. It was hard to understand, and he became abnormal.

His face was serious, his brows were furrowed and loosened, and the mouse slowly moved to the comment area, trying to calm down.

Then he saw the number one hot comment.

@我表箱动：So why did he force his teammates to lick the bottom?

256 replies, 1.2w likes

dry.

When will Weibo ban idiots from surfing the Internet? Urgent.

Chu Xingzhe's blood pressure rose slowly, and he continued to swipe down. Fortunately, the comments below became much more normal.

——I didn’t think it was so funny before I opened it.

——In 3 minutes, I want all the information about this little anchor.

——Is this the current level of appearance in the live broadcasting industry?

——I know God Chu, who is this little anchor?It's too damn cute, do you have a full screen recording for me?

——On the right is the newcomer anchor Fang Xiao. He has a super good temper and a super soft personality. Last night was the first time he showed his face! (Fans didn’t expect this ————————————so cute!!)

——Good match, two men.

——Beautiful Bingshan Gong and cutie Shou, Brother Shooting, thank you.

It's not quite normal.

He turned off Weibo backhandedly.

-

Just when Chu Xingzhe thought that the video thing was just a hot topic for a while, and it would cool down after a while.That night, Chen Dongliang found him.Straight to the point: "Have you considered live broadcasting with fixed teammates?"

"?"

"Fill with Fang." Chen Dongliang was afraid that he would not be clear, and reminded: "Just your teammate last night, and the little anchor who was on the hot search with you."

Under Chu Xing's expression of whether you are sick or not, he hurriedly said: "Don't look at me like that, it means the platform, you two are quite popular these days, to be honest, have you ever seen you two?" That video, good guy, the live broadcast effect is full, everyone loves to watch it, and now it has tens of millions of views!"

"..."

Seeing that he was silent, Chen Dongliang glanced at his face, and slowly said: "Okay... I don't think your face looks happy, so I will convey the meaning of the platform. If you don't want to, forget it. Training is for you. heavy."

Before leaving, he confirmed again: "You really don't want to?"

Chu Xing said angrily, "Am I fucking sick?"

"All right... you can train."

After Chen Dongliang left, Chu Xingzhe thought of his sentence, everyone liked it, and opened Weibo again for some reason.

Amidst the familiar "Is he a pervert?", I watched it again in silence.

After he finished reading it again, when he accidentally clicked on the repost with the mouse, he suddenly found that the repost was the first:

//7AG-Nie Yangyang: @7AG-Chu Xing folds again a million times.

Chu Xing was shocked.

Feeling being spied on.