I'll forgive you when you're crazy

I live in an old community, a multi-storey building, without an elevator, and open the door after going up to the second floor.

I took out a pair of disposable slippers to Wu Tian, ​​Wu Tian raised his feet after putting them on, and said, "CAO, you're quite particular."

I looked back at him: "No one usually comes, so I don't prepare extra slippers. It's convenient for a guest to come occasionally, and it won't bother each other."

Wu Tian entered the room and looked over and over like a leader inspecting, and I silently watched when he would leave.

Wu Tian: "Your house is always so upright?"

Me: "Usually it's like a kennel."

Wu Tian: "Then why am I so upright when I come here today?"

Me: "It's better to catch up early than to be smart."

Wu Tian: "Do you have a premonition that I will come?"

I rolled my eyes: "Yes, I have a hunch."

Wu Tian looked at me with a hippie smile: "Then you have a premonition whether I will stay or not?"

My face suddenly changed, and I looked at him seriously: "This joke is not funny."

Wu Tian's face also changed: "Look at your face changing so quickly, if you didn't know you thoroughly, you would think that there is someone hiding in your room."

I was too lazy to talk to him anymore, thinking of the bridge in "囧途", I suddenly found it very funny.

"Why are you laughing furtively?" Wu Tian raised his head and looked at me provocatively.

"I laughed at you like a husband who catches rape, but it's a pity that I let you down." I looked away with a half-smile.

Wu Tian: "Hehe, it's good to be disappointed. I wish I could always be so disappointed."

My face turned cold and I stopped talking.

Wu Tian suddenly found that there was no door to the bathroom, and asked strangely, "Why is there no door to your bathroom?"

When I mentioned this, I couldn't help laughing angrily: "Last week, my landlord suddenly said that he wanted to change the door of my bathroom. When I was still in a daze, he brought the door in, and then removed the old door. Press the new door, it feels good as soon as it is installed, who knows that it can't be closed, and then the landlord starts poking around, drilling a hole for a while, digging a hole for a while, and finally kept ink stains from 01:30 p.m. At six o'clock in the evening, the door couldn't be installed at all, so he took the door away. Now I asked him when the toilet door will be installed for me, and he said it in two days. Fortunately, my brother was alone and the bedroom door was one It doesn't matter if the toilet door is open or not."

Hearing what I said, Wu Tian frowned. He went into the bathroom and looked. The entrance was facing the sink, next to it was the toilet, and the innermost part was the bathtub separated by a curtain. There was a shower above the bathtub.

Wu Tian looked around and didn't find anything unusual, so he said, "Why did your landlord suddenly think of changing the toilet door for you?"

I leaned against the wall with my arms and looked at Wu Tian: "How would I know? You almost treated this as a crime scene and researched it, what did you find out?"

Wu Tian curled his lips: "I'm not worried that you will be stolen/peeped."

I opened my eyes and blinked: "I'm a big man, and I'm not a fresh meat, so what can I peep at?"

Wu Tian shook his hand: "You don't know, there are quite a few people who are voyeuristic now, they don't care if you are a fresh meat or an old man."

I still shook my head in disbelief: "Even if I really have BT, I won't be obsessed with it. If you want to have a figure or a face, you look more dangerous than me."

Wu Tian gave me a white look: "My house won't be changed by someone casually."

I was speechless.

Wu Tian: "How much does your house cost per month?"

I replied impatiently, "Why are you asking these questions?"

Wu Tian: "Just ask, look at you, sensitive little nerve."

I sighed: "1500, water, electricity, gas and network fees are all at your own expense."

Wu Tian: "What about the burning fee?"

Me: "No."

Wu Tian shook his head: "Tsk, it's okay, why do you live here? Such an old house, the decoration is still dilapidated, the rent is not cheap, and it's close to work?"

I smiled and replied: "I am a fool with a lot of money, and I like doing charity."

Wu Tian looked at me: "How much money do you have?"

I replied with a cold face: "People are stupid and poor, they like to do charity, what's the matter?"

"It's not good, what can I do to you! You think you are doing charity, but others don't think so." Wu Tian sat down on the sofa unceremoniously.

I stood at the door and looked at him: "What people think is their business, what I think is my business."

Wu Tian nodded: "Okay, you haven't lost all of Ah Q's spirit."

Talking to him is exhausting, I really regret why I didn't make up my mind and just took a taxi back?Just greedy for that little gas money?At this moment, I really want to slap myself a few times.

"I'm depressed again! Okay, I won't talk about you, okay? Come and sit with me for a while!" Wu Tian patted the seat next to him.

I laughed, how about coaxing the children?

I really don't want to wait, I turned my head and walked to the bedroom, now I just want to lie down and have a good sleep.

Wu Tian was not angry when he saw that I ignored him, so he got up and walked over to the bedroom as well.

I fell straight on the bed and didn't want to move at all. Talking to Wu Tian just now consumed a lot of calories.

Wu Tian came over and sat on the edge of the bed, pushed me, and I rolled to the side and turned over.

Wu Tian put his hands on both sides of my body and looked down at me, and I also looked at him calmly.

Wu Tian smiled and said, "Do you think something will happen between us today?"

I looked at him blankly, thinking about what Wu Tian wanted in my head, did he just want to sleep?

Could it be that he was suddenly stimulated by something one day, and suddenly wanted to turn around again, and then according to the law of not being always in a commotion, he felt that I was teasing his appetite, so the actual purpose was nothing more than that.

Wu Tian's eyes flickered: "What are you thinking?"

Me: "I'm wondering what you're thinking."

Wu Tian smiled and said: "That's a good relationship. I guess you guess me, we guess each other, and see who guesses right."

He smiled freely, but I could only squeeze out a smile: "Do you think this is fun?"

Wu Tian: "It's okay, otherwise, what should I do? You didn't tell me."

I really feel tired and tired.

I reached out and stroked Wu Tian's face and said, "Aren't you satisfied after sleeping?"

Wu Tian's face froze suddenly, he looked at me blankly and said, "Why do you think so?"

I closed my eyes, I couldn't control my emotions, I covered my eyes with the back of my hand and said: "If you kill someone, you will punish your heart, and if you kill someone, you will punish your heart... It's not enough to just sleep, but I have to give you my heart and let you step on the ground hard Are you willing to let me go after you have trampled on me?"

Wu Tian wanted to take my hand off, but I shook his hand away excitedly, sat up from the bed, stared at Wu Tian with red eyes and said, "Be direct, if you want to hurt me, please be direct! Don't do that!" Beat around the bush, okay?! Now you are a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken, if you want to eat a chicken, you just bite it to death, don't torture the chicken, okay?"