The poorest actor

Shi Yi suspected that Zhou Ke might be the reincarnation of the broom star, otherwise, why would he always be the unlucky one in the end?

In fact, Zhou Ke also thought so.

He himself was very depressed and said to Shi Yi: "Did you say that brother was a broom star in his previous life? The seal was lifted with one move, and there is no longer anything that can suppress the prehistoric power in my body, so any weird and unlucky things can be suppressed. I met? This is too unreasonable!"

Shi Yixin said, maybe it really is.

Zhou Ke asked Shi Yi: "Is there any famous Taoist temple near Huai'an City? I want to go to worship! Go to bad luck! I don't plan to let your sister-in-law and Tuantuan go home recently, waiting for these messy things at home After straightening things out, I can feel at ease when I bring the two of them back."

Shi Yi thought for a while and nodded: "I really know one, it's not the kind of tourist attraction, maybe you haven't heard of it, Gaoyun Mountain Taoist Temple, I came into contact with it by chance a few years ago, and I heard people say that the character is very good, would you like it?" try?"

Zhou Ke is also a dead horse as a living horse doctor. After all, during this period of time, he prayed to God and worshiped Buddha, and even the naked angels in the West have not let go. He begged each of them one by one, but unfortunately the effect was very little.

So the two agreed: "Then it's settled, and I'll see you at Gaoyun Mountain Taoist Temple in three days."

Xiaoxiao knew that her boss would take time out of his busy schedule to go to the Taoist temple to perform rituals. She was stunned, and her voice rose an octave in an instant: "Boss! I didn't understand, can you say it again?"

Shi Yi repeated it calmly: "You heard me right, the truth of the matter is what you think."

Xiao Xiao's voice was high-pitched: "Do you know that at six o'clock in the morning, you will accept an exclusive interview with Beast Beast Video, attend the award ceremony of Aile Music at ten o'clock, have dinner with Yunqi's boss at twelve o'clock, and have Yazi mask North China at three o'clock in the afternoon?" District agents met to discuss endorsement matters, flew to the next province at [-]:[-] p.m.

Do you know how many people we have offended by the events of the day? "

Time to know.

But he doesn't intend to correct it.

Zhou Ke is his best friend, even the only remaining relative. He couldn't bear to see Zhou Ke face so many strange and unlucky things and collapse day by day.

So Shi Yi told Xiaoxiao calmly: "I believe you can handle these things perfectly. I just need to show up in Gaoyun Mountain Taoist Temple without any troubles in three days! Thank you for your hard work."

Xiao stingyly rolled her eyes.

But she has nothing to do with her suddenly wayward boss.

So he stepped on his high heels and ran away.

Shi Yi fulfilled his wish and met Zhou Ke at the foot of Gaoyun Mountain. The two dressed low-key and took no one with them. They planned to hike up the mountain to show their sincerity.

After looking at the surrounding scenery with satisfaction, Zhou Ke said to Shi Yi: "Although this place is hard to find, but when you get close to it, you can feel the quietness and etherealness far away from the hustle and bustle. Taoism is looking forward to it."

Shi Yixin said that it was also my first time here, and I only heard about it from a colleague before, but it seemed not bad.

The two walked slowly up the mountain.

On the other side, when he learned that Shi Yi and Zhou Ke didn't bring zero.

After thinking for a while, he picked up the phone and quickly broadcasted a number.

The director of tea, who was still filming on the set of "Golden Age and Long Song", stared at the camera with a serious face to watch the performance of the actors in front of the camera, and behind him stood an assistant who was always on call.

At this time, the assistant noticed that the tea director's phone was buzzing and vibrating, and he looked at the caller ID - old time.

The assistant guessed who was calling on the other side, and after thinking about it for a while, he stepped forward and whispered in the tea guide's ear, "Shi always called."

The tea guide thought for a while, then picked up the phone, waved his hand to signal the people around him to continue, and found a quiet place to listen to the phone.

After all, in the heart of the tea guide, Shi Dianwu often behaves badly, but Shi Dianwu has always been in the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and will never take the initiative to contact him if there is nothing to do.

Then he heard Shi Dianwu say gloatingly on the other end of the phone: "Old Tea, I took a child to your Gaoyun Mountain Taoist Temple when I was young, and I might have reached the entrance of the Taoist Temple by now. "

The tea guide almost didn't come up in one breath, and when he recovered, he said angrily: "Old fox, you must have known it a long time ago, right? You have to wait until it is irretrievable to tell me, just to see if my joke is right." ? I won't let you get what you want! We'll see!"

Shi Dianwu smiled and said nothing, so he would not admit that this is the truth.

The tea guide turned around twice on the spot with his hips on his hips, and after standing still, he took out his mobile phone and called someone, his face returned to normal, and there was a gleam of light in his eyes.

After the assistant saw it from a distance, he stepped forward hesitantly and asked, "Director, what's the matter?"

The tea director regained his composure and waved his hand: "It's okay, you continue to watch the assistant director's work, and report to me anytime you encounter difficulties!"

When Shi Yi and Zhou Ke stood in front of the gate of Gaoyun Mountain Taoist Temple, Zhou Ke gasped and asked Shi Yi with an ignorant expression: "Is this the small Taoist temple you mentioned?"

Conscience of heaven and earth, Zhou Ke felt that the Taoist temple group in the largest Taoist tourist attraction in Huai'an City did not have the grandeur in front of him.

Simple and elegant, full of business, revealing low-key luxury from inside to outside, only three words are written on the gate - I have money!

Shi Yi also came here for the first time, hesitantly said: "Maybe it's because the Taoist here is Xijing?"

Zhou Ke disapproved and said: "To build such a magnificent Taoist temple in such a quiet place, and no believers come to offer incense, the maintenance costs in the later period will cost a lot of money. I think The root cause may be that the place itself is someone's private property."

The two didn't get any definite news, so they could only stand silently at the door and wait.

Hearing the sound, the Taoist boy who came to receive him came towards him. A twelve or thirteen-year-old boy was thin, and when he walked, he pretended to be calm and funny. When he didn't pay attention, he showed his true colors and began to jump up and down.

When Daotong saw the two, he bowed to them and said to them, "Two good believers, please come with me. Master is traveling recently. Before leaving, he asked us to treat guests well. What do you need?" You can find me at any time. Oh, by the way, you two can call me Qingfeng."

Shi Yi was amused by this playful Taoist boy, and asked him amusedly: "Your name is Qingfeng, do you still have a bright moon?"

Qingfeng pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Mingyue is my junior brother, and my junior brother hasn't finished his homework today, Uncle Shi doesn't allow him to come out at will."

Shi Yi and the two were taken away by the breeze for half an hour, passing by countless simple and magnificent buildings, and finally arrived at the main hall of the Taoist temple.

Looking at the majestic Sanqing Palace in front of him, Zhou Ke whispered to Shi Yi uncomfortably: "Why do I feel that today's matter is so mysterious!"

Shi Yi didn't move, although he was also surprised in his heart, but he said calmly: "Brother, hold on, we are just simple believers, don't think about what we have."

Zhou Ke nodded not very calmly: "Yes, let's burn a stick of incense first! We must not forget the main purpose of coming today! I will talk to Sanqing later, and let him bless me with everything safe and smooth. .”

Shi Yi: "Well, I'll help you too."

As a result, something even more mysterious happened.

After three worships, the two got up and inserted the incense into the incense burner. Zhou Ke inserted it steadily, and the smoke rose slowly and dissipated into the vast sky and earth.

When it was Shi Yi's turn, he respectfully held up the incense with both hands and inserted it into the incense burner. As a result, the newly inserted incense was in good condition. Before Shi Yi could turn around, it broke right in front of Shi Yi's eyes.

Shi Yi felt that he might be unlucky, and prayed to God that he encountered fake and shoddy products, but he didn't care. Under Qingfeng's surprised eyes, he lit three sticks of incense again, bowed down and bowed three times, and inserted the incense again.

however.

Xiang was still in front of the three of them, without any hesitation, they all broke it off.

Shi Yi blinked, thinking that his luck might not be very good.

So under Qingfeng's terrified eyes, he smiled reassuringly at him: It's okay, don't worry, I'll start again, this time I must be more sincere than last time.

Qingfeng took a step forward to stop him, but Zhou Ke saw his intention and interrupted quickly: "My brother came here just to make his mind feel at ease. If you don't let him finish it, he may always take it to heart and can't let it go for a long time. Little master, don't think too much."

Then he turned his head and said to Shi Yi: "Brother, try again, otherwise I will really worry about whether my bad breath is contagious to you."

Qingfeng was about to cry.

But he has a hard time.

An hour ago, the master called and urged Shi Yi not to worship in front of the statue of Sanqing, because he was a man whom Sanqing could not bear the incense.

In order to prevent him from making mistakes with people he doesn't know, the master specially sent several high-definition and fashionable pictures.

He promised well on the surface, saying that he would definitely complete the task and promise not to let Master worry about it, but he didn't take it seriously in his heart.

In fact, Qingfeng regretted it when Shi Yi offered incense for the second time, but it was too late to stop it.

He could only watch Shi Yi pay his respects for the third time in aggrieved manner.

As a result, the third time was even more straightforward, and the root of the incense was broken when it was still in Shi Yi's hand.

Shi Yi was a little dumbfounded.

Zhou Ke was even more dumbfounded.

Qingfeng was full of regret and panic.

I thought to myself what kind of fairy man is this, could it be that our Sanqing Patriarch can't bear the incense?

Shi Yi looked at his hands in a daze and didn't know what he was thinking. Seeing that the situation was wrong, Zhou Ke immediately stepped forward and said: "Brother, don't people pay attention to fate in everything they say! Brother, I see that you are the same as this senior. The Yunshan Taoist Temple is missing! It’s not a big deal! Brother Huihui will take you to other Taoist temples. I think the one in the scenic area is very good, full of tourists and very lively!"

As he said that, he dragged Shi Yi to the outside of the hall, not wanting to let Shi Yi continue to be in a daze, but actually had very unsocialistic thoughts in his heart—could it be that my bad breath was really contagious?

In the past, when Qingfeng heard that others insulted their Taoism, she might immediately stand up and argue with them!

Now he is very guilty and doesn't want to continue this topic at all, so he took advantage of the situation and persuaded Shi Yi together with Zhou Ke: "This believer is right, the word fate is wonderful, and believers don't need to take it to heart. Let me go to the inn at the back to rest for a while, and let my uncle lecture on the scriptures for the two of you?"

Shi Yi said nothing coldly, following Zhou Ke's strength, he walked out of the hall.

The author has something to say: Chinese New Year is here, and I wish you all a prosperous and prosperous New Year, a happy reunion!