The poorest actor

When Shi Yi came home, he happened to meet Shi Dian Wu who came to report on work, so he told Shi Dian Wu about having dinner with Li Yuan, and finally he concluded: "I don't know if it's my illusion, I feel that the relationship between them The relationship is very strange, I am personally worried about Chuhe's state, in my opinion, no matter what, Chuhe is not Li Yuan's opponent."

Shi Dianwu raised her eyebrows: "Boss, you have read so many scripts, I don't know if any scriptwriters often use that trick."

Shi Yi was curious: "Which move?"

Shi Dian Wu: "The downfall of big people often starts with the resistance of small people."

Shi Yi said: "Okay, I know what you want to say, but my relationship with Chuhe is not bad recently. I introduced this doctor, Li Yuan, to him. If something happens, my conscience will not be at ease." .”

Shi Dianwu only spit out three words to express his attitude towards Shi Yi's unfounded worries: "Think too much."

Shi Yi soon had no time to think about things, because Xiao Xiao had accepted countless business cooperations for him.

Magazine shootings, variety show interviews, live broadcasts, and places where you can show your face, all of which frequently appear in Shiyi's figure.

Shi Yi was so busy, for a whole month, he went through the house three times without entering, and was taken by Shi Yi to fly all over the country at [-]:[-]. In just one month, he ate dozens of flavors of hand pancakes. I am used to being a picky eater.

I can only sleep three or four hours a day. On the plane or on the high-speed train, I just need to rest my head somewhere and close my eyes to fall asleep.

Every time Wu Qing is shot, she has to be meticulously painted by a makeup artist before she can be on camera.

Xiaoxiao couldn't stand it anymore, and said distressedly: "Boss, why don't you arrange a little bit more work schedule for next month?"

Shi Yi closed her eyes and let the make-up artist do her best. Hearing this, she said with a headache, "Persist a little longer, and it will be much easier to get through the next month."

Xiao Xiao curled her lips: "When the time comes, "New Day" will enter the intensive promotional period, how can there be any rest time? You are working too hard like this! Your body is important!"

Shi Yixin said, according to Shi Chenguang's spending speed, can it work without fighting?

Anyway, if he didn't save an emergency fund in advance, he wouldn't feel at ease.

Xiao Xiao sees that the advice is ineffective, so she can only hold [-], and one person and one cat relieve each other.

"Please pay attention to the next interview, boss. I heard that the method of attracting people is very simple and rude. They often ask the guests some very personal topics to attract the audience's attention. Although the packaging is very good, in fact, the inside is still That's the same thing, if they do this trick to you, you have the right to unilaterally end the interview."

Shi Yi nodded: "I will pay attention."

Xiaoxiao said a little worriedly: "Although the people behind this video site are not easy to mess with, if they go too far, you don't need to worry too much!"

Shi Yi patted Xiao Xiao on the shoulder: "Got it."

Don't look at Shiyi who can fall asleep while standing on the stage. In fact, as long as he is on stage, his business attitude is very professional, as if he has endless energy.

Next is the interview on the Lime Lemon video website, which will be broadcast live.

After the two sides had a short exchange of pleasantries, the host handed over a stack of hand cards and said to Shi Yi: "Let Teacher Shi take a look first, the fans heard that Teacher Shi is going to participate in our program, and prepared a lot of questions. I have collected some very interesting questions among the many questions, I hope Teacher Shi will answer the fans' questions and interact with the fans."

Shi Yi took the card in his hand and blinked, his face was a little numb.

What I thought in my heart was: Sure enough, it is really the consistent style of this show.

The mouth is very cooperative with the other party's performance: "Tell me, did the program crew take the wrong card?"

The host said: "Mr. Shi, you read that right. The show crew saw many fans saying that you are a real straight guy from your clothes, your usual interaction with fans, selfies, etc. Most of our questions today are collected in this regard.”

Shi Yi looked hopeless and insisted, "I think I am a socialist successor with very upright views!"

The host smiled: "I hope you can successfully take off the straight man label with your own strength!"

Shi Yi was in a panic, and with a smile on his face, he wanted to give face to the fans in the live broadcast room, the big boss who introduced him, and the people behind the video site.

If it weren't for the excellent professionalism, the expression management would have failed long ago.

The host smiled and said, "Then let's get straight to the point! Questions from fans - when your girlfriend tells you that my parents are going on a trip for a week and I'm so scared to be alone at home, what would you do?"

Shi Yi did not hesitate: "Buy the best anti-wolf spray and the most expensive gun!"

The host almost choked on his own saliva.

The host made persistent efforts: "A question from fans - you and your girlfriend are dating very late, and the door of the dormitory has been closed at this time, and you don't know how to get back, what should you do at this time?"

Shi Yi was categorical: "Of course it is to knock on the door of the girls' dormitory and explain the truth to the dormitory auntie."

The host didn't bring it up in one breath.

The supporter insisted: "Fans ask questions - when a girl says, do you want to taste my lipstick, what do you do?"

Shi Yi showed doubts: "I once tasted it by accident when I was playing with my little niece. The taste of the big brand Dior is very strange. I advise girls not to have such dangerous thoughts."

At this time, the fans in the live broadcast room were almost suffocating.

——Gosh, Brother Shi, shut up!He also said that he is not straight!At this time, every word that comes out of your mouth is full of prose, you are a straight man!

——I originally wanted this show to wash away your label as the number one straight guy in the entertainment industry, but I didn’t expect it to confirm your straight guy nature even more. We were wrong, so let’s say goodbye!

——Didn't you see that the corners of the host's eyes were twitching, and Xizi was holding her heart in surprise?I'm sure she was more shocked on set than I was!

——Can I say that I am not at all surprised to receive these answers?I even inexplicably feel that Brother Shi is actually a very upright person with a very upright outlook!Where am I broken?

——Hot search reservation, this year's straight man vote, Brother Shi must be on the list.

——hhhhh, originally I heard that the methods of this program are quite dirty, and I was worried that Brother Shi would be tricked, but now, ennnnn, I should sympathize with the Two Seconds program group first!

At the scene, the host took a deep breath and continued to ask sullenly: "When your girlfriend reminds you to bring your ID card when you watch a movie, what will you do?"

Shi Yi looked confused: "I remember that I don't need an ID card at all to watch movies!"

After secretly cheering himself up, the host continued: "Have you ever played a game like playing poker with your girlfriend, and whoever loses can draw a little turtle anywhere on the opponent's body?"

Shi Yi was categorical: "Do stickers count?"

Before the host had time to be happy, Shi Yi said: "When I was in college, I used to hit three with one and put more than 300 pieces of paper on three students' bodies in one night!"

The host actually felt that this was the right routine.

Ask with a wooden face: "If you are camping and sleep in a tent with a girl, the girl whispers in your ear and asks you if you have ever kissed a girl? What do you think she wants to express?"

Shi Yi looked affirmative: "She's insulting me for my inexperience in kissing! At a time like this, even a man can't stand it!"

The host's eyes lit up: "Do you want to kiss back?"

Shi Yi looked puzzled: "I must express my dissatisfaction subtly, such as building another tent angrily!"

The host secretly rolled his eyes, feeling a little excited.

I deeply feel that the routine prepared by the program group can overturn on such a straight road, and it is also a beep.

So he took a deep breath and decided to break the can and said: "If you and your girlfriend are planning something, and your girlfriend asks you to play some lyrical music, what is your choice?"

Shi Yi blinked and thought for a while, then said hesitantly, "Mother in Candlelight?"

The host clutched his chest, unable to speak for a long time.

Viewers in the live broadcast room:

——One thing to say, this show is still as disgusting as ever. I personally hate asking people such intimate questions to gain attention, but after watching today's show, why am I a little happy?

——hhhhh, the first man who goes against the routines of the program group, "Mother in Candlelight", do you want to hug your girlfriend and cry together?

——I laugh first, but I don't know whether to sympathize with Brother Shi's future girlfriend, or to be happy that he has a new wall.

——After the appraisal, this man is straight!

The host took a few deep breaths, finally took out the last trump card, and said blankly: "If when you get married, my sister-in-law hugs you and cries in full view, and no one persuades you, making you very embarrassed. At this time ,what should you do?"

After the supporter finished reading, he felt a little smug, and he didn't hide his smugness, and directly brought it to his face.

Heart said: Now let's see how you can escape!Since our show started, no artist has been able to escape our routine!

Xiaoxiao was going to die of anger by the side, ready to interrupt the recording of the show at any time, and had already communicated with the director in private no less than five times.

However, the director is also a naughty face. He said "don't worry, I'll get someone to adjust it right away", but actually stood there motionless, Xiaoxiao was so angry that he almost made a move.

The fans in the live broadcast room were all blown up:

--Pooh!Spicy chicken show group!What kind of stupid questions are they asking? At this moment, I will send you a [-]-word essay!

——#￥%……[email protected]@

——Although my greetings to the program hosts have been blocked, I believe you have already received them!

Shi Yi didn't see any anger, he raised the microphone, with a cold face, imitating the tone of the host just now, and said with the same expressionless face: "I will gently hold her little face and tell her—— Good sister, don't make trouble, today my brother and your sister are married, your sister can't play with you anymore, you go to bed early, and you have to go to kindergarten tomorrow!"

With an expressionless face, he is so cool that he has no friends!

The host's nose is crooked.I couldn't say a word for a long time.

The atmosphere at the scene was unprecedentedly quiet.

The live broadcast room was booming and in a trance, it was like Chinese New Year.

——hhhh, what a witty little clever ghost this is!Fortunately, I even sweated for him, who knew it was a waste of effort!

——In 3 minutes, I want to know all the information about this man!

——The show crew is getting more and more shameless, thanks to my brother Shi being smart and witty, and being a straight guy, he didn't fall into their trap!

——Upstairs, although I know you are praising Brother Shi, I just feel that something is wrong!

At the scene, Shi Yi put down the microphone, took a cold look at all the staff in the room including the host, and left the scene with Xiao Xiao.