The poorest actor

After Shi Yi was solemnly reminded by Shi Dian Wu, she checked the crew every day to see if there were any strangers approaching, but unfortunately found nothing, and felt that Shi Dian Wu might be playing tricks on him.

But at the same time, secretly observing that Chuhe's condition seems to have improved, at least not continued to deteriorate, he was relieved.

Here I am happily and conscientiously filming, by the way, being sprayed by Da Chen every day, and enjoying Da Chen's smooth and smooth writing on paper-when I go to your mother's literary works, unconsciously, Shi Yi feels the time It flies by.

Seeing that the crew was about to wrap up, my good buddy Zhou Ke called.

On the other side of the phone, Zhou Ke said in an indescribable tone and time: "Isn't it just a temporary place for me to participate in a variety show? The location of the show is in the countryside, and there are almost no young people in the village who are not young. Have you chatted with a group of uncles and aunts?"

Shi Yi said, "Is the condition okay? Otherwise, I'll ask someone to send you some supplies."

Zhou Ke shook his head and refused: "What hardship did we have in those years? Not at all. What I want to say is another thing. In the past two days, my brother has a good relationship with the uncle next door. This uncle is also an interesting person. Yes, my sons and daughters all work in big cities, and my family lives in the most stylish one in the whole village. To be honest, with that condition, I feel a little envious of my brother."

Shi Yi said: "You can get it. Why do rural people want to go to the city? It's not that the conditions in all aspects can't keep up. We are from the countryside. How can we not know the real situation?"

Zhou Ke said: "Okay, no nonsense, what I want to talk about is another thing, you know this old man mysteriously took me to their kitchen today, and opened the refrigerator to show me his coincidence "Water Without Roots" in the collection below, how surprised was I at that time? Even the program crew was shocked at the beginning."

Shi Yi thinks this saying is very fresh: "What kind of rootless water? It's raining now, and drinking the water directly received without treatment will be very harmful to the body!"

Zhou Ke slapped his thigh: "Hey, that's not what I meant! At first, I was also taken aback. The uncle said that it was an accidental day, and several people saw the blue ice suddenly falling from the sky. , everyone stepped forward to taste it curiously."

Shi Yi said, "How dare you go up and taste it without knowing what it is?"

Zhou Ke: "Who said it wasn't? In the end, guess what the uncle said? People said that the taste is quite good. No, at that time, the group of people added up to several hundred for the sake of fairness. Years old, almost got into a fight!"

Shi Yi: "Did you really eat it?"

Zhou Ke: "It's more than that? It is said that licking it every day can cure all diseases!"

"With your personality, wouldn't you go up and taste it too?" Shi Yi felt a little bad.

"Hehe, I'm really not impulsive this time. Let me tell you, you would never have imagined that there is a screenwriter in our crew who is really knowledgeable. He immediately said where he saw that thing. He couldn't remember it for a while. Go back and check the information carefully! Do you know what they said in the WeChat group just now?"

Shi Yi felt that it would not be a good word, otherwise Zhou Ke's voice would not be so slappy, but he still couldn't hold back his curiosity: "What?"

"Chemical shit from an airplane toilet."

Time meaning: "..."

The air feels a little suffocating.

The impact of this story on Shi Yi was too great, and early the next morning, he couldn't help sharing this happiness with Zheng Yuhui.

Zheng Yuhui was drinking soy milk at the time, and when he heard that he took a sip of soy milk, he immediately sprayed it on the assistant opposite him.

The assistant was expressionless, and took out a tissue from his carry-on bag to wipe it off.

Zheng Yuhui's angry voice spread across tens of meters in an instant: "Shi Yi! I'm not finished with you!"

Their dialogue successfully attracted the very curious Director Chen.

Director Chen stood in front of the two with a smile on his face, and listened to Zheng Yuhui retell the conversation just now with a strong sense of accusation.

After finishing speaking, Zheng Yuhui waited for Director Chen to join him in condemning the unkind Shi Yi, but unexpectedly, Director Chen touched his chin and showed thoughtful eyes.

Zheng Yuhui and Shi Yi glanced at each other: It's broken!

Here's another bad idea!

The two of them never forgot that the last time Director Chen showed such an expression, the three of them were forced to dance in the women's troupe, and Shi Yi became a well-known master of women's clothing on the crew.Sister Shi when being chased and shouted.

Sure enough, in the evening, Director Chen smiled and called Zheng Yuhui and Shi Yi to have a small meeting.

Zheng Yuhui said to Shi Yi on the way: "I bet it must have something to do with what happened in the morning."

Shi Yi rolled her eyes angrily: "It's not because you showed your eyes in front of the director."

Zheng Yuhui was not convinced: "You didn't tell me when I was eating breakfast, what happened later? It's not like you for the wicked to file a complaint first."

Shi Yi was right after thinking about it, so he said, "That's right, it's all Zhou Ke's fault. If he hadn't insisted on telling me last night, I wouldn't have told you this morning."

Zheng Yuhui couldn't help rolling his eyes: "I think you're right, but now we should think about how we can refuse the director's excessive demands."

The two entered the room, and sure enough, they saw the smiling director and the normally non-existent screenwriter.

The director smiled and beckoned the two to sit down, and poured water for them graciously, letting them do whatever they wanted.

When Shi Yi saw this posture, he couldn't be casual at all, okay?

But the director couldn't control that much anymore. He let out a dry cough to attract the attention of the two, and then started his performance: "After being inspired by the incident in the morning, my clever mind got another wonderful inspiration. After discussing with the editor , decided to slightly change the scene that has not been filmed to make it more interesting, and by the way, it can also educate the audience and raise everyone's vigilance!"

Shi Yi thought: It's over!

Shi Yixin said again: Sure enough, nothing good happened!

Zheng Yuhui slapped the table very directly: "You tell me how to change it first? If I can't accept it, we will act according to the original script!"

Shi Yi followed suit and nodded: "That's right, I support Brother Zheng's idea!"

Still smiling, the director took a sip of wolfberry tea from the thermos cup, pointed at Shiyi and said, "There was a scene where you played Chen Ge and Lao Zheng's relationship between the bosses that broke the ice. Chen Ge accidentally saw embarrassing things about his boss Mr. Zheng in private, and the two of them shared a little secret, and the relationship gradually improved, remember?"

Shi Yi nodded: "I remember."

Zheng Yuhui: "Just get to the point!"

The director spoke slowly, and wanted to teach Zheng Yuhui a few words first: "It's not good to have such a temper at an old age, it hurts the liver!"

Seeing that Zheng Yuhui was about to pat the table again, the director continued unhurriedly: "After we discussed it, we decided to change it to a poor relative from Mr. Boss, use this to give their son a certain position in the company. Although the emperor still has three poor relatives, according to Boss Zheng's temper, he definitely doesn't like these bumpkins from the countryside.

So while the two were arguing, they were spotted by Chen Ge who happened to be passing by. We can discuss the details of what happened after that. "

After speaking, the director touched his clever and invincible forehead, and asked the two of them proudly: "How is it? Are you convinced by my brain?"

Shi Yi was expressionless, and said coolly: "Don't tell me that the thing that the relative in the country wants to give to Mr. Zheng is the so-called 'rootless water'? I disagree!"

When Shi Yi thought of that scene, he felt suffocated.

Zheng Yuhui was going to explode: "We are an idol drama! Do you know what an idol drama is? Fairies drink dew and don't need to go to the toilet! You are 'rootless water' and shit, you are not It doesn't fit the positioning of an idol drama!"

The director lazily explained to the two of them, waved his hands and said calmly: "I'm calling you here, just to inform you in advance, so that you two can be mentally prepared, and I don't ask for your consent! Here, the table The uploaded script is a temporary revision at noon, don't forget to take it back and study it carefully!"

The two left the room with pale faces.

There was a vague conversation between the director and the screenwriter behind him.

The director said: "I just said that they will definitely agree. I am really the best stalker."

Screenwriter: "You're right!"

Time meaning: "..."

Zheng Yuhui: "..."

Everyone in the crew is used to the fact that every time the director calls someone into the small black room to talk alone, the faces that come out are either livid or pale. Who told the director not to be a man? This is already a recognized fact by everyone?

So when they saw Shi Yi and Zheng Yuhui's faces were stinky, they didn't think much about it, but everyone never expected that the director's routine was so deep and his brain was so big!When the filming of this scene was finished the next day, everyone was in a trance, with "Who am I? Where am I" expression on their faces, and their bodies were full of confusion.

Employee A who watched everything said: "I have a new understanding of the development of idol dramas, really."

Employee B said: "I don't pick things up outside anymore. Even if a piece of Grandpa Mao is placed on the bottom of my feet, I don't reach out casually. What if some local tyrant wiped his ass!"

Employee C said: "Can you stop being so disgusting? I'm going to throw up, don't call me for dinner today, just pretend I'm losing weight."

Shi Yi and Zheng Yuhui, who endured various discomforts and finished filming this scene, lay pale in the lounge and closed their eyes to rest.

Zheng Yuhui said: "Although they are all props, if you want to be in the show, you have to have real feelings. To be honest, I was really disgusted!"

Shi Yi is not much better: "Although they are all props, I still feel that I just shot a tasteful scene, and the specific details required by the director. To be honest, I still have a strong stomach discomfort. .”

Xiaoxiao sent Shi Yi a thermos cup, and said very thoughtfully, "I asked them to bring it later for dinner today?"

Shi Yi nodded: "Well, anyway, as long as I think of that scene now, I can't eat it."

Hearing everything, Chu He, who came to see Shi Yi and the two, heard the conversation as soon as he entered the door, and shuddered: "It's too scary, the director is even scarier than the screenwriter of the magic reform!"

Shi Yi pressed his stomach with one hand, and said with a disheveled face, "You know that?"