The poorest actor

Shi Dianwu unconsciously shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, fully interpreting the true nature of the scumbag, without any sense of wrongdoing, and said straightforwardly: "You forgot the neighborhood you live in now - Time Project."

The tone draws on for a long time, and when he is angry, he intends to hit someone.

But Shi Yi, who had fought long ago and was sure he couldn't beat him, could only turn his back to Shi Dian Wu expressionlessly, and said coldly, "I'll take a shower first and change my clothes."

Shi Yi has inherited the beauty of the Shi family, and as long as he is expressionless, he looks like a cold aura, very capable of bluffing people, the first impression he gives is that he is very cool, hard to get close to, very uncomfortable. Easy to get along with.

The truth is, anyone who has ever been with Shi Yi thinks that this person has a gentle temper and can't lose his temper to anyone.

Shi Dianwu didn't poke Shi Yi face to face, and nodded calmly: "Don't worry, I'll talk to [-] first."

Why do you say that? It all starts from the day when Shi Yi won the best movie star. Shi Dianwu signed the contract with Shi Yi who was cheated by his high-level people, but then he showed the face of a shameless capitalist and turned his back on him. , let Shi Yi follow him to perform his duties.

Can Shi Yi agree?

Of course not.

So Shi Yi used a very simple and rude method to fight Shi Dian Wu in the lounge, and after that, there was no more.

On the surface, Shi Dianwu is gentle and talented, and sometimes wears gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose in a suit and leather shoes, but this is just a protective look. Only Shi Yi knows when he is with the other party. The muscles under Shi Dianwu's shirt are real. practiced.

With only two moves, Shi Yi was rubbed against the ground by Shi Dian Wu as soon as they met each other.

Since then, a one-sided war between the two that lasted for several days began.

Speaking of now, Shi Yi went downstairs with slightly wet hair, and saw Shi Dianwu squatting on the ground under the warm yellow light in the living room, staring at [-], the atmosphere between one person and one cat was very serious.

"If you are unhappy here, I suggest you go back with me to adjust your mood before we talk about it." Shi Dianwu suggested [-] with the attitude of meeting with executives.

With a meow at [-], he turned his head arrogantly, obviously refusing to continue communicating on this issue.

But is Shi Dianwu such an easy person to dismiss?

A big hand ruthlessly pressed Zero.[-]'s head to make him turn around and return to the face-to-face state, ignoring Zero.[-]'s weak resistance: "Otherwise, don't lose your temper for no reason. Not everyone is as talkative as the master. Wherever the mountain top I think you understand the principle of singing songs, right? I don’t want me to teach you, do you?” Shi Dianwu continued to discuss with Zero Point Five.

Shi Yi was stunned, this horse doesn't take meow as meow at all!

What kind of fairy dialogue is this!Ordinary bear children are not so obedient?

Seeing Shi Dianwu meow at [-] aggrieved, stepped on Shi Dian Wujun's face with one paw, borrowed strength from the opponent's shoulder, and rushed towards Shi Yi.

What can Shi Yi do?

I can only quickly catch the cat master.

Zero Five kept arching in Shi Yi's arms, and kept meowing at Shi Yi, his voice was aggrieved and pitiful, as if he had been wronged by the sky.

Shi Dianwu turned around as if nothing had happened, and raised an eyebrow at Shi Yi: "The little bastard is ignorant, just reason with the other party more, I believe they can understand, don't you think it's good now?"

Shi Yi looked down at [-] who was in his arms with his butt on the person, and was not sensitive to Shi Dianwu's words.

Shi Dian Wu summed up in a timely manner: "Convincing people with virtue! It is the purpose of our time people!"

Shi Yi: I believe in your ghost!

Shi Dianwu: "Anyway, I never told [-] that if he doesn't obey, I will send him to be sterilized."

Time meaning: "!"

Zero five: "!"

At [-]:[-], I got pissed off, but I didn't dare to say anything.

Then Shi Dianwu, under Shi Yi's horrifying gaze, naturally picked up the towel that Shi Yi had thrown on the sofa just now, pulled Shi Yi to sit on the sofa, and stood behind Shi Yi, skillfully giving Shi Yi Wipe your hair.

Shi Yi's gaze was covered by a corner of the towel, and he met Zero Point Five, who was peeking up in his arms, and Shi Dian Wu's strange and gentle voice was heard in his ears: "Young people should take good care of their bodies. No, how about I find you a live-in aunt later?"

Before Shi Yi refused, Shi Dianwu continued to make up the knife unconsciously: "Besides, boss, you are not young anymore!"

Timeliness: Laozi’s 23rd birthday is only a month away, and he’s not even the age of 31 flowers!If you can't speak, don't talk!

Shi Yi wanted to stand up and refuse Shi Dianwu's excellent hair brushing service, but he tried it.

failed.

Tried again.

Still can't move.

This horse riding is very hot.

At the same time, someone slapped me on the back in a moderate manner.

Shi Dianwu's calm and exasperated voice sounded above Shi Yi's head: "Boss, children's families should listen to the old man's advice in this regard."

Shi Yi: "Oh."

Just when the atmosphere was gradually turning in an uncontrollable direction, Shi Yi was startled by the sound from the TV in the living room. Shi Dianwu felt Shi Yi's suddenly stiff figure, and explained very understandingly: "It's [-] Accidentally turned on the TV."

At the same time, the towel covering Shi Yi's eyes was removed, and Shi Yi's eyes met the innocent [-].

Shi Dianwu skillfully pulled out the hair dryer from the drawer of the small cabinet in the corner, plugged it in and let Shi Yi blow her hair. Sweeping across the audience area, the audience gritted their teeth and wanted to rush down to replace them with constipated expressions.

Shi Yi felt fortunate that he was not a fan, so he was too busy to take care of these hobbies all these years, otherwise he would be as angry as the fans in the audience area.

Shi Dianwu glanced at the TV, and joked with Shi Yi: "I heard a joke from a colleague here this morning."

Shi Yi dispensable support: "What?"

"My colleague said that if the national football team wants to enter the World Cup, it only needs five steps. First, let FIFA allocate a place to Antarctica through operation. Second, the national football team is assigned to the Antarctic Division. Third, the national football team and Penguins Fight for the right to qualify. Fourth, draw with the Penguins in an away game. Fifth, arrange the home game in Sanya, kill the Penguins and qualify directly.”①

The corner of Shi Yi's mouth twitched, he didn't know where to refute.I thought to myself that Shi Dianwu's mouth is a deceitful ghost, these words are not deceiving me, it really doesn't matter if Shi Dianwu is mean.

The voice of Shi Dian Wu accompanied by the faint sound of electric current from the hair dryer is somewhat unreal: "Do you know which step is the most difficult among these five steps?"

Shi Yi: "Which step?"

"Naturally, the fourth step is to draw with the Penguins in the away game."

Shi Yi couldn't listen anymore, so he reached out and snatched the remote control under [-] claws, and immediately changed the channel.

"You still tell me about the company's accounts."

Shi Dianwu doesn't bother with the team: "Okay, speaking of it, the company has developed so far, and many things are similar to the national football team. The information on the coffee table is general information. Do you want to see it?"

Then Shi Yi shook his head and asked casually: "Did you go to the teahouse today?"

The author has something to say: 1. A joke I saw a long time ago.