The poorest actor

Teacher He and Shi Yi had a very pleasant private communication, so Shi Yi was often given a chance on stage. On the premise of not destroying the integrity of the whole show, this operation is very suitable for an old man like Teacher He who has decades of hosting skills. It's a breeze.

Therefore, during the test of acting skills, Mr. He specially cue Shi Yi: "Mr. Shi's acting skills are obvious to all. I believe everyone wants to experience the shock that you can't usually feel on the screen."

At this point, the audience screamed in shock.

"Okay, the topic Mr. Shi drew is—Scumbag!"

The guests on stage also started booing.

Mr. Shi has been in the industry for many years, has become famous and won awards, and the most well-known characters to the audience are all characters that test human nature and are very tense. You can't just say good or bad characters, but without exception, there is really no such thing as a scumbag.

The fans who came to the scene to cheer on the stage even raised their light boards and screamed frantically.

Shi Yi's lips were slightly bent, and he raised an index finger at the corner of his mouth. The audience first exclaimed loudly, and then slowly calmed down.

On the stage, Shi Yi looked at Mr. He, who was acting with him, and put on an affectionate expression. His eyes and hearts were all about the person in front of him. The big screen magnified every expression on his face, and the female fans in the audience covered him Shout out in surprise: "No way! I'm dead!"

However, at the next moment, the teacher spoke, waking everyone up from the dream just now, and the audience sitting in the front row even wanted to rush up and punch his handsome face twice to relieve their anger.

I only heard Shi Yi say affectionately to Mr. He: "Xiao He, I saw that the birthday gift you mentioned is a bit expensive. We can save the money to do other more meaningful things, such as saving money to pay for it." Down payment. And it’s not that I don’t answer your calls. My phone is out of battery. I just turned it on. I’ve been in a meeting today and I don’t have time to call you back. Don’t make trouble, okay? I’ve been busy all day and I’m tired. Don’t misunderstand me and that There's nothing wrong with a girl, I only regard that girl as my younger sister."

Teacher He said: "You know what I want to hear is not this, I want to hear your explanation."

Teacher Shi: "Don't make trouble, we really have nothing to do, don't do this, really, okay, okay, it's my fault, sorry, okay? What are you doing! What's wrong with me? I don't know What's wrong, you're really good, I'm not good enough for you! Forget about me!"

Teacher He immediately changed his face after speaking, and said to the audience: "No, I can't take it anymore, I have to beat him up before going to the next stage of the show!"

The audience booed loudly: "Hit him! Hit him!"

The guests at the scene all joined the battle, surrounded Shi Yi in the middle, and they fought for a long time.

Teacher He concluded: "This year's scumbag quotations are freshly released, and I guarantee that the girls will itch their teeth when they hear them. Listen to me, I summed it up. It's like this-the battery is out, I just turned it on, and I have been thinking about you just now. !"

Shi Yi answered: "This thing is a bit expensive, and we have a meeting today."

Chuhe continued: "I'm very tired after a busy day, that girl is my sister!"

The heroine of the crew said: "Don't make trouble, there really isn't one, just drink some wine together!"

Male [-]: "Drink too much, talk nonsense, we are just good friends!"

Teacher He: "What are you doing, I'm sorry, I don't know where I went wrong!"

Everyone: "You are fine, I don't deserve it, forget about me, the next one!"

Everyone: "At ten o'clock in the evening on x month x, lock on Banana Satellite TV, "Love Cheats" is waiting for you to watch!"

This episode of the program was very successful, as Xiaoxiao can tell from the audience's feedback.

After stepping down, Teacher He took the initiative to add contact information to Shi Yi, and Teacher He also advised Shi Yi: "It is right for young people to work hard in their careers, but they must also pay attention to their health. I heard from your assistant that you have a schedule later? Thank you. Combination is important, I think you have dark circles under your eyes."

Shi Yi thanked Mr. He for his concern, and left the recording venue with a small gift from Mr. He.

When I came out, it was already dark outside, and when I met a few fans who had been waiting outside, Shi Yi asked the staff to help deliver drinks and snacks. Seeing that it was a few girls, she specifically told: "Hot drinks."

Talked to the fans a few words, and delivered the drink to the other party: "Be careful, it's not safe for a girl to go out alone, go home early, I think you are young, you are still students, right? Try to come here as little as possible in the future This kind of activity is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it will not be too late to support me when I work by myself and have the ability to earn money.”

The little girls were very moved and hugged and took a group photo with Shi Yi, and then went home and quietly posted today's events to the little sisters group.

It set off a wave of envy and jealousy among the star chasing sisters, and made everyone become sour lemons again.

On the way to meet the director, Xiaoxiao told Shi Yi: "Tonight's "Lakeside Inn" will be aired. I asked the studio to watch the online reviews. We have seen the edited version in advance. To be honest, we should You can rest assured that there is no negative news."

Not only is there no □□□, the show only aired for 15 minutes, and the secret known and protected by the friends in the circle of Shi Actor cat hair allergy was ruthlessly exposed.

It was the film emperor Shi himself who refuted the rumors with the cat in his arms.

Then the barrage on the show turned into a sea of ​​joy.

"Hhhhh, I'm going to die laughing, I thought Shi Yi was a high-cold old cadre type, but I didn't expect to be so down-to-earth in private!"

"Comrades, let me be the first to show my respect! What kind of fairy breed is Shi Yi's cat? It's too amazing!"

"It's so spiritual. It can find things, make beds, find pajamas for the owner, and roll mineral water bottles for children. If this is not love, then you have to eat finger cakes when you bargain, and you find yourself cheated when you leave. Poor little eyes, I want to die laughing!"

"Hhhh, the innkeeper sent everyone out for the last dinner, watched the tutorial in the kitchen to make finger cakes for [-], made five pieces in a row, and finally managed to succeed. The arrogant and petite look in my eyes, I will remember it forever! I usually see it He looks quite serious, but he didn't expect a cutie to live in his heart!"

"Wait, sisters, isn't our focus a bit biased? Didn't we contribute to the ratings because we watched the trailer and said that actor Shi and actor Zhou have been friends for many years, and they joined the show together?"

"Upstairs, sisters, wake up! There are cats, who cares whether the actor is an actor or not!"

After the show was broadcast, as expected by the director, their show was destined to be a big hit, and it was on several trending searches that night.

What #New and Old Movie Emperor Department Wangnianjia#

#It turns out that you are such an innkeeper# It is quite normal.

There are also some similar to #直点五吃手抱饼#

#[-], get pajamas! #

#直点五，Make the bed rolling water bottle#

#直点五应是什么神仙猫# Such a hot search, the ordinary melon eaters who watched it were confused, clicked in with a confused face, and then became addicted to cloud sucking cats and couldn't extricate themselves.

Some people even followed these hot searches to the official Weibo of the program group and asked: "Please release all the [-] shots. From today on, I will be the [-] shit-shoveling officer!"

When there are more people like this, the program team should release another set of tidbits at the request. It is time to lie on the sofa and close your eyes to rest during the lunch break. Biting, struggling to cover Shi Yi with a blanket.

The cute people were numb all over, shouting that they couldn't stand it!

These people followed the Weibo of the program group all the way to the official blog of Shiyi Studio, and asked the studio to regularly film some of the daily life of [-] and Shiyi.

The official blog of Shiyi Studio gained nearly one million fans in just one night.

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Scumbag jokes come from the Internet