On how to bend my top bunk

"Bang!" Something fell from upstairs.

"What the hell, you scared me." Ye Zitong said with a frightened face.

"Don't care about those details, please continue your performance." Jiang Xiaobai said.

"Hurry up, you guys, we're going to run out of dog food." Chen Cheng.

"Understood, that daughter-in-law, I fed it~" Ye Zitong said.

Ye Zitong took a sip of the wine first, then slowly brought his face close to Tian Feng's, and Tian Feng's face turned very red in an instant.Ye Zitong's face moved down slowly, and his fingers gently opened Tian Feng's mouth.Continue to move down until the mouth is in line with the mouth.

Just when the kiss is about to come,

"DuangDuangDuang" there was a rapid knock on the door.

Jiang Xiaobai's heart: I fucked the husky of your cousin's house next to your second uncle's third uncle's little cousin's nephew's nephew's little tabby cat, who is so cheap!

But roaring was useless, everyone had to stop their wretched smiles and opened the door with a sad face.

"You guys...okay, ahhaha...haha." Fan Jian, who was going to say hello warmly, saw that the atmosphere was not right, and slowly became weak.

"Well, it's good, it would be even better if you didn't come." Ye Zitong wanted to kill him with hatred, but it's okay, you good Chihuahua.

"Uh, I'm Fan Jian. I'm upstairs with you. I was drying my precious shoes just now, but I didn't expect a mentally retarded person to tear down the balcony glass. I hung the shoes there without seeing clearly, and then they fell down." ’” Fan Jian said.

"Pfft, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~ Sure enough, it's a bitch." Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help it.

"What's wrong?!" Fan Jian was puzzled, it seemed that he still didn't know how funny his own name was.

A hand covered Jiang Xiaobai's mouth, and along the way, Jiang Xiaobai fell gorgeously on the owner of that hand.

"Bangdang."

Well, Lu Yifan originally wanted to cover his mouth so as not to be ashamed, but he didn't expect that if he didn't control his strength well, that guy would fall.

Lu Yifan thought he could lift him up, but Lu Yifan underestimated Jiang Xiaobai's weight, SO, the two of them fell magnificently.

"Pfft, hey, there's no need to salute, just return my precious shoes to me." Fan Jian laughed.

"...I'm speechless." Lu Yifan said.

Jiang Xiaobai got up and quickly picked up Fan Jian's precious shoes, turned around and smashed them on Fan Jian's feet.

"Take your shoes and go away! Goodbye! Never see you again!" Jiang Xiaobai felt ashamed.

"Don't tell me, we will see you again!" Fan Jian, who was pushed out of the door, finished quickly before closing the door.

In the afternoon, everyone finished their meal and prepared to go back to the dormitory.

"Ah~ Take it easy~ It hurts~" Tian Feng gasped.

"Understood, I will be gentle, you hold back." Ye Zitong.

"Ah~ Cool!" Why did the painting style change suddenly.

A group of people squatted silently at the door and pressed the corner of the wall, but no one was willing to knock on the door to spoil the atmosphere.

"So, how long are we going to squat here? It's a bit cold." Chen Cheng asked.

"I don't know, let's wait." Xia Fan was also helpless.

"Does Tian Feng's waist hurt? It's been so long." Jiang Xiaobai was curious.

"How do you know that your back hurts? Have you tried it?" Lu Yifan who hadn't spoken for a long time suddenly said.

"Ha, no, but I have read novels." Jiang Xiaobai replied.

"You still read BL novels?!" Chen Cheng expressed shock.

"...Oh, I seem to have exposed something, ahem, I'll open the door first as a respect." Jiang Xiaobai felt guilty.

"Crack." The sound of the door opening.

What caught their eyes was not what they thought, but Ye Zitong was massaging Tian Feng.

The six people looked at each other, and Ye Feng and his wife were very confused.

Author's Note: Well, I have nothing to say today.