On how to bend my top bunk

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"Wake up! Wake up! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible!" Chen Cheng's howling early in the morning spread throughout the dormitory.

"What?! Was the house stolen or caught on fire!? Don't even try to wake me up after an earthquake! Shut up and don't make noise!" Jiang Xiaobai yelled angrily.

"It's fucking stolen. Our dormitory has lost a lot of things for no reason, and they are all very precious to me." Chen Cheng continued howling.

"Okay, that's unlucky enough, come tell me what's been stolen?" I silently added a sentence in my heart to make me happy.

"The paper Xia Fan used, the orange peel he peeled, and my three pairs of socks, just left me like that." Jiang Xiaobai fell asleep after speaking.

"Hey, hey, don't sleep, you're kidding, how could I lose such a precious thing, I just want to say, you're going to be late for the opening ceremony today."

Suddenly, a certain Xiaobai jumped out of the quilt and rushed into the bathroom quickly.

On the way, Jiang Xiaobai gnawed on the steamed bun while asking Chen Cheng who was in the meeting for the opening ceremony, and the answer he got was Chen Cheng's favorite Xia Fan, Lu Yifan, and someone who seemed to be his roommate.

Lu Yifan?Then there must be a lot of little fans swarming up, thinking of this, Jiang Xiaobai unconsciously quickened his pace.

"Hey, Xiaobai, why are you walking so fast!"

"reincarnation!"

"Meow meow??" Jiang Xiaobai quickly walked away, leaving behind a bewildered Chen Cheng

Regarding Lu Yifan, Jiang Xiaobai's memory stays on that day

"Hey, brat, my brothers are a little tight lately, how about borrowing some money to spend? Huh?" A gangster in the lead said to Jiang Xiaobai, holding a baseball bat in his hand.

"I...I have no money..."

"Huh? No money? I don't believe it. Go search and don't even miss the underwear."

After speaking, a gangster tied Jiang Xiaobai up with others and started a body search. When he was about to find his underwear, a person happened to pass by and rescued him, that is, Lu Yifan.

Although the ending was that both of them were beaten into pig heads, Jiang Xiaobai still couldn't stop Jiang Xiaobai's admiration for Lu Yifan.

Opening Ceremony. . . . . . . . . . . .

It happened that Lu Yifan was on stage when Jiang Xiaobai arrived, so he didn't miss it at all.

But, what the hell is that group of male fans down there? ?Forget about fans!Why are there people of the same gender as me! !Don't try to compete with me for the male god! !

So, when Lu Yifan was giving a speech on the stage, he saw Jiang Xiaobai majesticly squeezed into the group of people who didn't know what the hell it was, and started a life-and-death struggle.

Feeling so stupid.

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Chen Cheng was looking for Xia Fan in the background.

"Fanfan~ How long do you think we have known each other?"

"... If I remember correctly, it should be three days." Xia Fan replied.

"No, you're wrong! We've known each other for three days and five hours, just 36 seconds!"

"...." Xia Fan said that I don't want to talk.

When I returned to the dormitory, I found that there were suddenly two more people, one I met at the opening ceremony, and the other didn't know.

As soon as they saw the four people coming back, they immediately stood up and introduced themselves, "Hello, I'm Ye Zitong, and he's Tian Feng, um, my wife." The speaker said.

"You hate~" Tian Feng blushed.

Jiang Xiaobai: "..."

Lu Yifan: "..."

Chen Cheng: "..."

Xia Fan: "..."

Four people: "This cold dog food was slapped on our faces indiscriminately."

Author's words: It means that this article is very sweet, and basically it will not be abused. Well, the article is slower, so don't spray it if you don't like it, thank you.