On how to bend my top bunk

Qin Shou: "Laughing ass, crazy." So, Qin Shou's first impression of Jiang Xiaobai was that he is a crazy person!

Jiang Xiaobai thought in his heart: I really can't blame me, this name is too weird, the two weirdos went together, one beast and the other foul.

After closing the door, Jiang Xiaobai still couldn't help laughing.

Until Jiang Xiaobai's laughter woke up Lu Yifan.

"What time is it?" Lu Yifan rubbed his eyes and asked.

"Ahem, ahem, um, it's eleven o'clock, and we can have lunch, but why haven't those two couples come back." Jiang Xiaobai tried hard to restrain himself.

"That's right." Lu Yifan got up and started making noodles.

"Instant noodles are not nutritious." Jiang Xiaobai.

Just when Lu Yifan thought that Jiang Xiaobai was going to cook for him, that guy said leisurely, "I think it would be better to add an egg."

"..." Lu Yifan was speechless, so he continued to make noodles, but still added two eggs.

While eating noodles, Lu Yifan asked, "Why were you smirking at the door just now?"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh, let me tell you, after Fan Jian, there is actually another person with a strange name." Jiang Xiaobai started again.

"Huh? What other weird names." Lu Yifan was also curious.

"Hahahahaha called Qin Shou hahahahahahahahahahaha hiccup." Jiang Xiaobai.

"...As far as I can judge, the two are definitely a couple!" Lu Yifan also rarely joked.

upstairs.

"DuangDuangDuang." There was a knock on the door.

"Here we come." Fan Jian opened the door.

"Jianjian~ I finally found you. Do you know how hard it was for me to find you? I came all the way from the Ju University next door to Hua University, and walked around the gate of Hua University for half an hour before I found this broken man. The dormitory, and then knocked on the door downstairs and encountered a psychopath, who kept laughing there." Qin Shou has not stopped talking since he opened the door.

"Wait, isn't the psychopath you mentioned right below me?" Fan Jian felt that the so-called psychopath was most likely Jiang Xiaobai.

"That's right!" Qin Shou said.

"What did you say that made him laugh?" Fan Jian thought to himself: It couldn't be because of his name.

"I just said my name is Qin Shou, and he just laughed." Qin Shou said aggrievedly.

"Ahem, don't pay attention to him, he is just crazy, his hobby is to listen to other people's self-introduction and then laugh." Fan Jian said foolishly.

"Let me just say, Jian Jian misses you so much~" Qin Shou squeezed his throat and pretended to be sweet.

"Cough, cough, honey, I miss you too, but why did you come to see me?" Fan Jian was so disgusted that he almost choked to death on his saliva after hearing Qin Shou's words.

"He came to play with you~" Qin Shou continued to disgust him.

"Stop! Stop! Can you talk to me in a normal voice! I got goosebumps all over the floor." Fan Jian.

"Okay, let me tell you, your mother has agreed to let me be with you, so I'm not happy!" Qin Shou said excitedly.

"What did you say?!!!" Fan Jian almost fell down.

"I said, your mother..." Qin Shou interrupted Fan Jian before he could finish speaking.

"I know! Damn it, does my mother really want her precious son to be attacked!" Fan Jian roared.

"Hahaha, so, Jianjian~I'm attacking~" Qin Shou said in a whisper.

"I don't care! I don't listen! Either I'm attacking, or we're not together!" Fan Jian was unwilling.

"No way~ Mom agrees~" Qin Shou continued to shout.

"It's not your mother! Ahhh!" Fan Jian continued to growl.

"Hey, let's do something interesting."

Then, a dreamy voice came from the dormitory.

Finish.

To be continued.