Twilight War

Chapter10Fish and Chips

My ideal is to waste my youth and waste my life while eating fish and chips...

01

The belly-cut snake put away the clothes that had been hung outside to dry. Surrounded by endless abandoned machinery dumps, those abandoned metal machinery parts have been piled up here for many years, forming hills and hills.

When the weather is humid, you can even smell the patina in the air here.

The sun was good today, so the belly-cut snake found a few water pipes from the abandoned machinery pile in the garbage dump, and set up a hanger to dry the damp clothes all year round.

After throwing the clothes in the brass basin, the belly-cut snake dragged the pair of flip-flops and pulled up a heavy iron plate, under which were the steps extending downward.

Belly Snake picked up the brass basin and walked down the steps, closing the iron plate. He now lives in this abandoned underground garage with two other guys.

His name is Belly Snake, and from the name, it can be seen that he should be a cold, taciturn, indifferent and calm person.If this name appeared in those cheap storybooks on the street at Varner, it must be someone who said no more than ten sentences per episode.

But his boss didn't like the name very much. Belly Snake knew it was because he was actually afraid of snakes. After all, the last time his boss came to this abandoned garage, he was scared by a mouse in the corner and jumped on the sofa.

However, after hearing the eleven-character original name of the belly-cut snake, he blinked his eyes a few times, patted the belly-cut snake on the shoulder and said: Is it the belly-cut snake?Good name.

After all, that guy is more afraid of trouble than vipers and rats.

The reason why he is called the boss is not because of how powerful that guy is, but because he and the other two were picked up by him.

That guy's name is Huangxuan Jin, a name that sounds very annoying.

His boss's reputation was not very good, which caused them to never report Huang Xuanjin's name when they went out to work, otherwise they would die even worse.

Belly Snake wanted to kill Huangxuan Jin ten times a day, but after all he was picked up by that guy, so he held back every time.

The big guy sitting in the corner counting coins is called Red Fire Ant, and he is a fool with low intelligence.

If you give him five copper pieces for five silver pieces, he will be very happy, because he thinks the copper pieces are more beautiful.

But you can't exchange six copper coins with him, because he can't understand that six is ​​bigger than five.After all, he only knows how to add and add with one hand, and he can't even add an extra hand, so five is the biggest number for him.

But he is very strong, and he is astonishingly big. The belly-cut snake once saw the red fire ant lift a truck on the streets of Vana, because that truck suppressed the copper coins that Huangxuanjin was counting for him.

Before meeting the boss, RIFA was fighting in an underground black boxing gym. Every day, it either beat others to the ground, or was beaten to the ground by others, just because that black boxing gym can manage meals every day. .

Later, he faced Huang Xuanjin in the boxing ring of that black boxing gym, and later he was brought back by Huangxuanjin, because Huangxuanjin told him that as long as he followed him, he could eat every meal except mashed potatoes To the tonkatsu.

So he foolishly followed Huangxuan Jin back, he was really mentally retarded.

It's a pity that Huang Xuanjin couldn't satisfy such a simple promise. After all, that guy has always been like this, with no credibility, no dignity, and no standards for being a human being.

And the one sitting by the fireplace sharpening the wooden sword was Huiwei, who was from Donghuang just like their boss.

He was only 11 years old, and it was said that he was sold to Vana as a slave, but was rescued by Huangxuan Jin.

But I don't know why Huiwei and their boss are always difficult to get along with each other. Sometimes the belly cut snake even feels that Huiwei looks at Huangxuan Jin with a bit of... hatred.

The belly-cut snake didn't know where the hatred came from, but Huangxuanjin didn't seem to care, and every time he came, he would bring some snacks and toys that tricked children on the streets of Corinth to Huiwei, although the end always Will be thrown into the corner by Gray Tail.

And how the belly cut snake himself met Huang Xuanjin, he really didn't want to talk about it, after all, that could be called his good day, and all his days of suffering started from there.

Belly Snake folded the dried clothes, and then took out a pomegranate-flavored lollipop from the cabinet next to it. He liked the candy from Charlie Factory the most, because there was a black cat on the wrapping paper.

He would carefully remove the wrapping paper and press it into the very thick Summa Theologica.

However, when the belly-cut snake carefully took off the package, it couldn't find the "Summa Theology" no matter what.

"Boring." Huangxuan Jin was lying on the dilapidated sofa in the underground garage, flipping through the book in his hand and sighing, then tore off the page at random, and threw it into the fireplace beside him.

The yellowish pages burned to ashes in the fire of the fireplace.

Huang Xuanjin flipped through the pages, and found that the content behind was not very pleasing to him, so he tore off several pages and threw them into the fireplace.

The candy wrapping paper caught in the pages flew out of the pages, curling up in the flames.

"Huangxuan Jin!!!" The belly-cut snake screamed so frightened that Huangxuan Jin quickly covered his ears, and the belly-cut snake took the opportunity to snatch the "Compendium of Theology".

"Huangxuanjin, are you fucking handicapped!" The belly-cut snake grabbed Huangxuanjin's ear, "How many times have I told you not to move around here, it's best not to move anything!"

"Do you know how much damage you can cause if you move anything casually?"

"You almost burned the garage down last time, you know you!"

"And last time you almost..."

"Didn't you almost say it all?" Huang Xuanjin rubbed his ears impatiently.

"Almost!" The belly-cut snake was still in a state of rage, "That's not because I was wise and proficient in discovering it in time, so I couldn't cause you a huge loss!"

Huang Xuanjin still drooped his eyes nonchalantly, seeing that the belly-cut snake was about to get angry again, he quickly jumped to the fireplace, and said to the red fire ant, "Quick, hand me that water pipe."

The red fire ant hurriedly handed the water pipe next to it to Huangxuan Jin, who took the water pipe and pulled out a dark object in the fireplace.

"The potatoes are ready, would you like some?" Huang Xuanjin knocked off the mud wrapped in the potatoes and raised his head to ask the belly-cut snake.

"Oh, baked potatoes? Give me some." Bellycut snake subconsciously said, but quickly realized, "Wait! Where did you get the potatoes!"

Sure enough, before waiting for a while, there was a loud knock on the iron plate above the garage.

"Huangxuanjin, did you kid steal my potatoes!"

"Huangxuanjin, come out for me!"

"I know you're in there!"

The belly-cut snake hurried up the steps, opened the iron plate, and saw the old garbage dump guard with an angry face.

This abandoned machinery dump was originally a suburban village, but later it was turned into a garbage dump. The old man was unwilling to leave here, so the government of Vaner left the old man’s house and asked the old man to watch the mechanical dump here. .

So the old man was alone guarding the dilapidated small house, which was not far from the garage, like an isolated island surrounded by a sea of ​​mechanical waste.

Later, the old man opened a piece of land behind the house to grow some vegetables.

However, ever since Huangxuanjin discovered the vegetable farm, he went to steal food every three days, dig some potatoes today, and harvest two seedlings the next.

"Master, don't worry, I will beat him." The belly-cut snake swore to the old man.

After sending the old man away after all the hard work, the belly-cut snake sighed and walked down the steps, but Huangxuan Jin greeted the belly-cut snake shamelessly, "Are you leaving? Hurry up and taste it, it's still hot. "

"Huangxuan Jin, can you save me from causing trouble!!"

Huang Xuanjin quickly covered his ears.

Belly Snake feels that he is getting farther and farther away from the setting of being cold and reticent, indifferent and calm, and saying no more than ten sentences per episode.

"I'm here this time because I have a very good job." Sitting on the sofa, Huang Xuanjin said with his legs crossed.

When I heard this sentence, I had a very bad feeling. The real meaning of this sentence was that Huangxuan Jin was very short of money now, and he couldn't live without it.

Huangxuanjin is extremely irresponsible, dissolute and lazy, he loves leisure and hates work, he eats and waits to die, as long as he has some money in his hand, no matter how good the job is, he will never do it.

In short, the thing he dreads most is trouble.

Belly Snake deduces from the experience of being in desperate situation of death because of trusting Huangxuanjin several times, this time he must never board Huangxuanjin's thief ship again.

"Ah, well, let's go." Huang Xuanjin jumped up from the sofa,

Hey Hey hey!You haven't said what to live yet?The belly-cut snake thought to himself.

However, that idiot of Red Fire Ant always followed Huangxuanjin wherever he went. Although Huiwei didn't like Huangxuanjin, with that kid's character, he would never back down no matter what he encountered.

So the belly-cut snake had no choice but to follow.

In the back of the truck, there are several barrels of silver of the great deep covered with black cloth, and all they have to do is to transport these barrels of silver of the great deep to Arthur's border, and then sell them, if they move quickly, it will be almost tomorrow can come back.

Huang Xuanjin was sitting in the driver's seat, smoking a cigarette, holding the steering wheel with one hand, and driving the car with drooping eyes that didn't seem to wake up much.

The belly-cut snake didn't know where Huangxuan Jin got the silver of the giant abyss, and he didn't need to know.That guy has his way.

He had been talking to Huangxuan Jin for half a year, but in fact he didn't know that guy at all.That guy always looks like an old god, the only thing he does all day is to eat and wait to die, he has no ideals in life.

The boss is no longer alone, and there is still no woman around him. It seems that he is doomed to be a bachelor in this life. After all, which woman can see someone like Huang Xuanjin?

But why did he follow Huangxuanjin? He knew that Huangxuanjin had not been like this for a day or two, so why did he follow that guy willingly?Even the belly-cut snake himself doesn't know.

"Oh! Look!" Huang Xuanjin suddenly jumped up from the driver's seat, and the truck was driving staggeringly on the mountain road, "There are wild boars!"

"Snake cut, quick, give me the gun! We've got lunch!" Huang Xuanjin yelled.

The belly-cut snake hurriedly handed the gun to Huangxuan Jin, "Boss... Boss! Can you drive hard! You're going to hit me!"

Huang Xuanjin supported the steering wheel with one hand, aimed at the running wild boar with the other, and even fired several shots but failed to hit it.

As a result, the wild boar was angered. The wild boar planed its hooves and rushed over fiercely.

Huang Xuanjin was so frightened that he hurriedly stepped on the brakes, but accidentally stepped on the accelerator.

"bump!!"

Huang Xuanjin held the steering wheel in shock, blinked his eyes, "Then... that, Huiwei, go down and see if the wild boar is dead."

Half an hour later, Huang Xuanjin set up a fire and roasted the wild boar in a good mood. He took out a bag of salt from his arms and sprinkled it on the golden boar. "Fortunately, I brought salt today, but it's a pity , without spices, this kind of wild boar is considered a delicacy in the world when sprinkled with spices."

It's not normal for you to carry a salt bag with you, okay?The belly-cut snake thought to himself.

After hearing what Huangxuanjin said, Huiwei stood up suddenly, picked up the wooden sword beside him and walked down the mountain.

"What are you doing?" Huang Xuanjin asked while fanning the fire with his hand.

"There is smoke over there, there should be people living there, I'll ask if there are any spices." Gray Tail said.

"Come on, with that effort, we would have finished eating a long time ago." Huangxuan Jin said while lowering his head and blowing the fire even more vigorously, "Look, the smoke is not far away, in fact, it is impossible for you to walk there in less than an hour. "

Huiwei looked at Huangxuan Jin, "But you said it would be better if there are spices."

"What do you think life is? Do you have to do your best before you give up?" Huang Xuanjin tore a piece of wild meat, "Life is a constant compromise and giving up."

02

When passing by the border town of Vana, Huang Xuanjin asked the belly-cut snake to stop here, and got out of the car to buy something in the town.

When I came back, I took a cardboard box in my hand, and then threw the three of them some candy sold in the town.

Although Huiwei was a child, he never ate these things, so he casually threw them into the trunk of the car. Huangxuan Jin didn't say anything when he saw it.

Belly Snake frowned looking at the candy in his hand, he was interested in these things, but Huangxuan Jin bought the wrong taste.The red fire ant at the side held the candy that was too small for him, and couldn't peel off the wrapping paper. He fiddled with it for a long time, anxious alone.

The belly-cut snake gritted its teeth helplessly, took the candy from the RIFA's hand, peeled off the wrapping paper, and put it back into the RIFA's hand.

The red fire ant held the candy carefully, but refused to eat it, watching the cheap pink fruit candy look like a beautiful glass bead in the sun.

"Hey, it's for you to eat, not for you to play with." Huang Xuanjin turned around and said to the red fire ants.

RIFA still looked at the fruit candy in his hand with a silly smile.

Huangxuan Jin picked up the fruit candy from the Red Fire Ant's hand, and the Red Fire Ant immediately seemed to be crying anxiously.

"Open your mouth."

The red fire ant still had that pitiful expression, but it still opened its mouth to listen to Huang Xuanjin's words.

Huang Xuanjin threw the sugar into the mouth of the fire ant, and then quickly closed the jaw of the fire ant.

The red fire ant hadn't realized what was going on, and stared at Huangxuan Jin with its eyes wide open.

"Sweet?"

The red fire ant sucked for a while, then suddenly nodded vigorously.

Huang Xuanjin smiled, touched the rickety hair of the Red Fire Ant, then turned around and continued to drive.

"Hey! Bastard! You didn't stop at all just now!!" Belly Snake suddenly realized that Huangxuan Jin had been driving the car while teasing the red fire ants.

Huangxuan Jin didn't cut the snake, held a cigarette in his mouth, held the steering wheel with one hand, and hummed a Jiangnan tune to himself.